Post: #1

Face is looking rougher, especially around the mouth. She looks like a different person lately, maybe from surgery. Keep in mind she's only 31. Party lifestyle will catch up to you sooner than later.

Post: #2

The wall is going to hit her like a ton of bricks. I give it five years. She'd better lock down some schmuck really quick if she wants to avoid spinsterhood.

Also, in my experience, blondes tend to hit the wall sooner than brunettes. Just an observation, anyone else share this thought?

Post: #3

Quote:blondes tend to hit the wall sooner than brunettes.

Has to do with melanin. Latina/black women age much slower. Fair skinned women age faster. In Scandinavia you see some women in their late 20s looking older than their age.

Post: #4

She has made contact with the wall. What's left is for the massive forces behind her--as she hurtled toward it--to fully come to rest. It's going to be a bloodbath.

Post: #5

My dad saw a program a few years back that tackled the question "Do blondes have more fun?"

The answer was something along the lines of: Because of the lighter pigment, you "see" more of the face of a blonde than you would of a woman with darker hair.

Going on that assumption I would say that blondes do age worse than others.

Post: #6

(09-22-2012 09:31 PM)teh_skeeze Wrote:  My dad saw a program a few years back that tackled the question "Do blondes have more fun?"

I've always jokingly interpreted that blondes-have-more-fun adage as "blondes have more cock," which I'm afraid my be true.

Post: #7

She is looking better than Lindsay Lohan, who is 26 but looks ten years older..





She has more forehead wrinkles than I do.

Post: #8

(09-22-2012 09:32 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(09-22-2012 09:31 PM)teh_skeeze Wrote:  My dad saw a program a few years back that tackled the question "Do blondes have more fun?"

I've always interpreted that blondes-have-more-fun adage as "blondes have more cock." Which I think is probably true.

The fake ones do, I think. The more often a girl dyes her hair (no matter the colour) she sluttier she is.

Wait a second, if lighter skinned women age faster why do Asian women age so well and brown women age so horribly?

Post: #9

^^^ Wait, what. Asian women do not age horribly.

Post: #10

Saw her up close at Electric Daisy Carnival this summer. She looked like shit even in the dark.

Post: #11

ALL Paris Hilton has ever done is party. She got paid to appear at clubs all over the world, so on top of the drinking and smoking, she was doing tons of traveling and just living hard. The same with Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid, who we've watched deteriorate from the drinking, drugging, smoking and partying. Lohan had a shorter distance to fall because she already had that freckled skin to start with.

Post: #12

Hot Asian women stay hot until their mid 50's or so. Then overnight they look like Pat Morita or Master Yoda.

Post: #13

Paris Hilton does way too much coke and other drugs (most likely pills), you can really see it in her cheekbones and how sunken her face is. That second pic of Lindsey Lohan is horrifying, it's so bad that I almost questioned whether it was real, is she seriously 26? I guess being completely fucked up on alcohol and other drugs 24/7, living the party lifestyle, and not sleeping well, will take a toll.

Post: #14

(09-22-2012 11:28 PM)vinman Wrote:  Hot Asian women stay hot until their mid 50's or so. Then overnight they look like Pat Morita or Master Yoda.

Haha so true.

Post: #15

(09-23-2012 04:06 AM)Zebra_Cakes Wrote:  

(09-22-2012 11:28 PM)vinman Wrote:  Hot Asian women stay hot until their mid 50's or so. Then overnight they look like Pat Morita or Master Yoda.

Haha so true.

Lol. In their defense, they do way better than most women. While I sure as hell wouldn't hit it, Yoko Ono has aged pretty damn well for a woman about to turn 80:

Post: #16

(09-22-2012 09:36 PM)Roosh Wrote:  She is looking better than Lindsay Lohan, who is 26 but looks ten years older..





She has more forehead wrinkles than I do.

Is Lindsey a natural ginger or is she dyed?

Post: #17

(09-22-2012 09:36 PM)P Dog Wrote:  

(09-22-2012 09:32 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(09-22-2012 09:31 PM)teh_skeeze Wrote:  My dad saw a program a few years back that tackled the question "Do blondes have more fun?"

I've always interpreted that blondes-have-more-fun adage as "blondes have more cock." Which I think is probably true.

The fake ones do, I think. The more often a girl dyes her hair (no matter the colour) she sluttier she is.

Wait a second, if lighter skinned women age faster why do Asian women age so well and brown women age so horribly?

Do brown women age so horribly? I haven't really noticed that. Might be to do with diet though when all things are fair (fair amounts of melanin).

Asian diet seems quite pure and healthy whereas brown diet seems to include chapati/roti, white basmati rice and curries (please correct me if I'm wrong!).

That does nothing for retardation of age process.

Post: #18

Lohan has an atrocious looking pussy:



It looks deflated or something. Maybe from years of pounding.

Post: #19

There is also something I call ripeness. These Blondies age into their hotness early and due to western preferences they are hot and sought after as early as 15. Black and Brown girls take longer to ripe up and hit there hotness later at 20. They thus hold onto more years and look better at 28 then the Blondies whom have been inhaling cock and drugs since 16.

All the sexy Blondes I went to school with all look average or like old dogs now.

I can't think Paris can be judged. She hit her wall 6 years ago and had surgery to fix it. She is all plastic, try looking at pics from her teens she barely looks the same.

Lindsey Lohan is a better example. Fair skin and hotness in your teens + excessive partying = a chopping board to your face by 28.

Post: #20

Look at her here, I don't agree that she's hitting the wall yet, in a few years probably, but she's still hot IMO.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/art...-slur.html

Post: #21

With her hard-partying lifestyle, frequent plastic surgery and light skin, oh yeah, the wall is coming. She'll have depreciated to a 4 within 5 years.

Lindsay Lohan just lets me down, especially when you consider what she looked like at 19. Whatever, I have an unopened copy of her Playboy issue and value should appreciate in 3 years when she's dead.

Post: #22

(09-23-2012 04:39 AM)Moma Wrote:  Is Lindsey a natural ginger or is she dyed?

Seriously? Look at her freckles. Natural Ginger.

Post: #23

Hilton has never been hot. Sure, she looks hot from an angle, but look at her face straight on:



SquareJaw McBrickFace. I mean, jiminy cricket she looks like goddamn Doctor Who:

Post: #24

In my extensive study of wimminz, I believe those with mixed ethnic backgrounds age better.

Post: #25

Yeah but no matter what kind of wall she hits, paris hilton will always have social status, and will still be able to bang hot studs as she gets older. Look at madonna, her looks are not the same but she still gets laid like a rock star.