Post: #1

What would you do if a fat girl throw up all over you where she soaks half of your favorite 100 dollar shirt in vomit.

The establishment is a high end night club.

Do you:

A: complain to management, to get comp

B: Yell at her

C: Act like a gentlemen

D: Leave and go home and realize nothen you can do

Post: #2

Post: #3

I would quietly crush the girls soul for being a stupid bitch, get her number and demand she buy another shirt, as we'd talk about it over dinner the next day. Then, I'd go home, shower, change shirts, and hit another venue. No reason losing discipline by yelling, or looking like a douche complaining to management. And certainly just stand there and take it. You gotta leave anyways to freshen up.

Post: #4

Probably puke myself.

Post: #5

Take her to her place and have shower sex.

Post: #6

Charge it to the game.

Post: #7

do they even let fat girls in high end clubs? Lol? And why you hanging out with the fat girl in the high end club anyway?

Anyway, take off her shirt and go without it. Hopefully you're ripped. Management will understand your situation.

Post: #8

you S.O.L
fat ass wont pay but will say sorry a few times and be swooped away by no woman left behind pack.

Club could care less.

Call it a night and get ready for the next afternoon day game. Send a few booty text on your way home though.

Post: #9

Oh shit. Just saw where the OP mentioned the girl being fat. I don't stand close enough to fat women in the bar for them throw up on me. Unless they projectile vomit like they are possessed or something.

Post: #10

Haha the responses so far here are awesome I must say.

Post: #11

Or yell out "You should throw up after every meal!".

Post: #12

What would you do if you are walking under a high-rise building and feel drops on your head and find out it's semen?

http://efukt.com/20816_Make_It_Rain.html

Would you:

A: Complain to management
B: Yell at him
C: Murder him
D: Just wipe it off and go on about your day

Post: #13

C, B, A, D.

In no particular order.

Post: #14

what would the fonz do?

Post: #15

shove your hand down your throat and retaliate with a salvo of your own.

Post: #16

Punch her

Post: #17

(09-21-2012 02:12 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  Take her to her place and have shower sex.

Do you remember the fact that she is fat and obese

Post: #18

(09-21-2012 02:44 PM)HiFlo Wrote:  do they even let fat girls in high end clubs? Lol? And why you hanging out with the fat girl in the high end club anyway?

Anyway, take off her shirt and go without it. Hopefully you're ripped. Management will understand your situation.

Yes, they do , fat girl are friends with hot girls....

He vomit projectile hit me like a scud missle. I was about 5 feet away and it was a surprise attack like pearl harbor. She miss her friend and hit me....I was kind of impress by her ability to projectile her vomit.

Post: #19

After careful summation and observation:

Life can be unfair.

That best answer is to let it go and freshen up and continue to game. Fat chick are simply apart of the obstacle in the game of life. Deal with it.

Post: #20

Take off my shirt, choke her with it, then grab a posture of shades and roll Jersey Shore style the rest of night fist pumping and going YOLO on the dance floor.

Post: #21

Take off the shirt.

Shove her face into it like a dog that pissed the rug.

It's the only way animals learn.

Post: #22

Why were you in barfing proximity of an obese chick.

Post: #23

(09-21-2012 09:09 PM)jerome Wrote:  

(09-21-2012 02:12 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  Take her to her place and have shower sex.

Do you remember the fact that she is fat and obese

I saw the thread title and wrote my post without reading the OP's post.

Post: #24

(09-21-2012 02:14 PM)MikeCF Wrote:  Charge it to the game.

This exactly. Sometimes volcano's erupt. Any scene you make might reflect poorly on you.

Post: #25

Did said vomit contain 1 or 5 cupcakes?