Post: #176

(07-07-2016 12:08 AM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  Then I had that moment when you realise two gay guys with light latin synth backing are more Red Pill than the guy who usually uses a wall of Industrial Noise and Harsh Guitars.

KMFDM said they'd never stop...

Post: #177

All these songs about grenades or songs by John Gayer make my head spin. Only thing that comes to my mind is the most alpha song ever: Sir Psycho Sexy. Off of Blood Sugar Sex Magik (1991).






Skip to 2:05 for the best story ever, or wise up and watch the whole thing.

I got stopped by a lady cop
In my automobile
She said get out and spead your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "what's up?" now suck my dick
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin' her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped "ooh that's tight"
I swatted her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam

Thank you Anthony Kieidis for that poetic genius. He's also the undisputed expert in smashing 18 year old models. He's been doing it for 40 years, and still going strong. I'd consider him an expert in his field.

Post: #178

A new low. Pretty much everything by Shawn Mendes is pathetic, though.





Lyrics:

Quote:I won't lie to you
I know he's just not right for you
And you can tell me if I'm off
But I see it on your face
When you say that he's the one that you want
And you're spending all your time
In this wrong situation
And anytime you want it to stop

I know I can treat you better than he can
And any girl like you deserves a gentleman
Tell me why are we wasting time
On all your wasted crying
When you should be with me instead
I know I can treat you better
Better than he can

I'll stop time for you
The second you say you'd like me too
I just wanna give you the loving that you're missing
Baby, just to wake up with you
Would be everything I need and this could be so different
Tell me what you want to do

'Cause I know I can treat you better than he can
And any girl like you deserves a gentleman
Tell me why are we wasting time
On all your wasted crying
When you should be with me instead
I know I can treat you better
Better than he can [x2]

Give me a sign
Take my hand, we'll be fine
Promise I won't let you down
Just know that you don't
Have to do this alone
Promise I'll never let you down

(I know I can treat you better) [x3]
Promise I'll never let you down

'Cause I know I can treat you better than he can
And any girl like you deserves a gentleman
Tell me why are we wasting time
On all your wasted crying
When you should be with me instead
I know I can treat you better
Better than he can [x5]

This is, as Vox would put it, the definition of gamma.

Post: #179

Post: #180

"Take Good Care of My Baby" by Bobby Vee

Quote:My tears are fallin' cause you've taken her away
And through it really hurts me so
There's something that I gotta say
Take good care of my baby
Please don't ever make her blue
Just tell her that you love her
Make sure you're thinking of her
In everything you say and do
Take good care of my baby
Now don't you ever make her cry
Just let your love surround her
Don't let her see a cloudy sky
Once upon a time that little girl was mine
If I'd been true I know she'd never be with you, so
Take good care of my baby
Be just as kind as you can be
And if you should discover
That you don't really love her
Just send my baby back home to me
Take good care of my baby
Please don't ever make her blue
Just tell her that you love her
Make sure you're thinking of her
In everything…

TL;DR: A beta gets cucked by an alpha. He spends the duration of the song pleading the new guy to take care of his girl, but should he decide he's through with her, Mr. Cuck's all too willing to take back Little Miss Sloppy Seconds.

Oh sure, he tries to claim had he been "true" to his girl, she wouldn't have ended up with the other guy, but we know the truth -- he's just in beta denial. If the "advice" he's giving the other guy is any indication of how he conducted himself in his relationship, he's the biggest pussy on planet Earth and was undoubtedly cucked by his chick.

Now I suppose it's "possible" he could be a red pill player whose chick left after catching him up to his nuts in another chick's guts, and the REAL reason he's giving the new guy such blue pill advice is because he knows it'll inevitably result in producing a snatch drier than the Sahara, leaving the girl in question little choice but to return to her alpha widow -- But considering the fact the protagonist spends probably 2 1/2 minutes singing a song to the new guy that's banging his chick, I'm going with him deserving "The Most Beta Song on the Planet" designation.

Post: #181

Gotta hand it to Gellieman.




Although the alpha dance moves near the end almost cancel it out

Post: #182

It has to have already been mentioned but it's worth repeating because of how puke-inducing the song is.

Bruno Mars "Grenade".

Post: #183

Here's something to neutralize the effects of Bruno Mars "Grenade"

Post: #184

(07-06-2016 05:42 PM)Swedreams Wrote:  Heard this today on the radio. http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/shawnmend...etter.html

I know I can treat you better than he can
And any girl like you deserves a gentleman
Tell me why are we wasting time
On all your wasted crying
When you should be with me instead

I thought about this song when I saw this thread. Cringeworthy song.

Post: #185

Eric Carmen's "All By Myself".

Absolutely horrific...

Post: #186

Post: #187

Daniel Beddingfield

Ouch. Look at those bloodshot eyes.

I hope he found the help he needed.

https://youtu.be/3YRDtpizeS0

Post: #188

(11-27-2016 01:03 AM)LeoneVolpe Wrote:  "Take Good Care of My Baby" by Bobby Vee

Plenty of 60s songs were beta, back then you weren't punished for putting pussy on a pedestal like you are now:

More Bobby Vee:

Quote:Punish Her

If she has wronged you
Found someone new
But you feel it's not over
Here's what you must do

Punish her kill her with kindness
Oh buy her red roses everyday
Ah Punish her with so much affection
That she will cry for the love she threw away

She'll soon rediscover with tears in her eyes
That you're the only lover she was born to idolize

Just Punish her blind her with kisses
Ah til she can't see how she let you go
Then whisper darling, darling, darling
I still love you so

Punish her, punish her
Punish her, punish her

Ah Punish her blind her with kisses
Til she can't see how she let you go
Then whisper darling, darling, darling
I still love you so

Punish her, punish her
Punish her, punish her

Quote:Bobby Vee – The Night Has A Thousand Eyes Lyrics
They say that you're a runaround lover
Though you say it isn't so
But if you put me down for another
I'll know, believe me, I'll know

[Chorus]
'Cause the night has a thousand eyes
And a thousand eyes can't help but see if you are true to me
So remember when you tell those little white lies
That the night has a thousand eyes

You say that you're at home when you phone me
And how much you really care
Though you keep telling me that you're lonely
I'll know if someone is there

[Chorus]

One of these days you're gonna be sorry
'cause your game I'm gonna play
And you'll find out without really tryin'
Each time that my kisses stray

'Cause the night has a thousand eyes
And a thousand eyes will see me too
And no matter what I do
I could never disguise all my little white lies
'Cause the night has a thousand eyes

So remember when you tell those little white lies
That the night has a thousand eyes

Post: #189

An oldie:





One of those songs I always liked, but whose lyrics seemed a little "off".

OMD Wrote:It's easy to say but hard to do
When you're in love with some foolish child
And everybody just cant understand
They say, See him, watch him he will change his mind

But I see you, want him
You're always with him when the lights go down
You need him, love him
He promises, hell always stay around

Its easy for me when the daylights here
Its easy to be happy when I'm in the crowd
But maybe someday I could take his place
I want you, need you, I wont change my mind

But he holds you, loves you
He has you with him at the break of day
Hell touch you, know you
Wants you by him when you're far away

This being fictional the beta orbiter of course wins the girl over with his unwavering devotion - a terrible message that we Gen-Xers could have done without.

(In OMD's defense the same album, "Crush", also includes "Women 3", a proto-red-pill story of Eat-Pray-Love-style frivorce.)

Post: #190

This emo disaster right here is the most beta song, I'm surprised there aren't more emo songs from 10 years ago out there, there were tons of them out at around the same time but this one was the worst.

Post: #191

(11-28-2016 03:01 PM)Pornopung Wrote:  

(07-06-2016 05:42 PM)Swedreams Wrote:  Heard this today on the radio. http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/shawnmend...etter.html

I know I can treat you better than he can
And any girl like you deserves a gentleman
Tell me why are we wasting time
On all your wasted crying
When you should be with me instead

I thought about this song when I saw this thread. Cringeworthy song.

Same, first song I thought of. Every time I hear it on the radio I remark how much I hate it and how beta it is.

Post: #192

THE FRATELLIS - "Baby Don't You Lie To Me"

A song where the singer is willing to accept anything from women as long as they don't lie (music is awesome though) :




Well little girl you can roll your eyes at the very sight of me
Do everything in spite of me
But baby don’t you lie to me
I’ll take your mood swings
I’ll dig a hole in your dishonesty
I will kneel down in your company
But baby don’t you lie to me

I’ll be your red-cheeked lover
And your man of regret
There’ll be no desert too dry and no ocean too wet
I’ll be your punchbag substitute
I’ll sharpen your claws
When you come tumbling down you’re still in my thoughts

Well there’s just one thing baby I could never abide
No matter how much you beg no matter how hard you try
You can tell me that I’ll never be free
But baby don’t you lie to me

Well little sister I can handle the thought of you despising me
Dancin’ on my grave and baptising me
As long as baby you don’t lie to me
I’ll bend until you have broken my will
I’ll be no enemy
You’ll never hear so much as a complaint from me
As long as baby you don’t lie to me

Well you can take my house
Don’t take my pride
Take all my valentines cards and tear them open wide
Chase my friends, ruin my name
I won’t ever fight back I’ll be easy to blame

Well there’s just one thing baby I will always despise
Not the crack of your whip or the hatred in your eyes
I got only one reasonable plea
Baby don’t you lie to me
Burn my house, throw me out, pull me down, sell my clothes
I’ll dig you out of a hole when your ignorance shows
I’ll be anything you need me to be
Baby don’t you lie to me

Every time your lips move baby
Someone somewhere’s bound to cry
I don’t even think you’re quite aware of how or why
Life for you could be so easy
If you’d only shut your mouth
Every time you feel those words come
Runnin’ out [x12]
Ahhhhh

There’s just one thing baby I could never abide
No matter how much you beg no matter how hard you try
You can tell me that I’ll never be free
Baby don’t you lie to me
Drag my name and reputation over the cold hard stones
Break my heart up into pieces honey
Shatter my bones
You can kill me with your repartee,
Baby don’t you lie to me
Well there’s just one thing baby I will always despise
Not the crack of your whip or the hatred in your eyes
I got only one reasonable plea
Baby don’t you lie to me
Burn my house, throw me out, pull me down, sell my clothes
Oh Yeah!
I’ll dig you out of a hole when your ignorance shows
I’ll be anything you need me to be
Baby don’t you lie to me

Post: #193

(07-06-2016 10:48 PM)XPQ22 Wrote:  Except "Head Like a Hole" - all of Nine Inch Nails "Pretty Hate Machine."





A 25 year career and millions of albums sold, launched off Trent Reznor's oneitis of woman whose name is lost to history.

Maybe not a bad thing, all in all.

Jesus, yes.

Whenever I got severe oneitis in the past, guess which damn song I would listen to?

Luckily I realized what I was doing and stopped the habit.

Just keep in mind he went on a serious drug bender and damn near killed himself after his success. Supposedly he got his shit together...

Post: #194

The next time I hear it, I'll take one for the team and ask the closest chick if she knows the title.

I've managed to forget the lyrics even though the whiny voice is imprinted in my mind. Dudes voice sounds like he's begging for a sympathy fuck with a mouth full of marbles.

Usually when it comes on I walk straight out the room.

Post: #195

Even when I was quite young, I sensed something was just wrong with this song. Billy Joel did a lot of beta songs, but this is the most beta of them all:





She can kill with a smile
She can wound with her eyes
She can ruin your faith with her casual lies
And she only reveals what she wants you to see
She hides like a child,
But she's always a woman to me

She can lead you to love
She can take you or leave you
She can ask for the truth
But she'll never believe you
And she'll take what you give her, as long as it's free
Yeah, she steals like a thief
But she's always a woman to me

CHORUS:
Oh--she takes care of herself
She can wait if she wants
She's ahead of her time
Oh--and she never gives out
And she never gives in
She just changes her mind

And she'll promise you more
Than the Garden of Eden
Then she'll carelessly cut you
And laugh while you're bleedin'
But she'll bring out the best
And the worst you can be
Blame it all on yourself
Cause she's always a woman to me
--Mhmm--

Bridge

CHORUS:
Oh--she takes care of herself
She can wait if she wants
She's ahead of her time
Oh--and she never gives out
And she never gives in
She just changes her mind

She is frequently kind
And she's suddenly cruel
She can do as she pleases
She's nobody's fool
And she can't be convicted
She's earned her degree
And the most she will do
Is throw shadows at you
But she's always a woman to me
--Mhmm--

Post: #196

As much as I hate to admit this, and old me would have denied it vigorously, the lyrics of a lot of mainstream Heavy Metal/Rock are decidedly Beta.

Post: #197

(03-04-2017 02:10 AM)Nordwand Wrote:  As much as I hate to admit this, and old me would have denied it vigorously, the lyrics of a lot of mainstream Heavy Metal/Rock are decidedly Beta.

Please be more specific.

Post: #198

(05-06-2015 01:22 AM)Broady Wrote:  James Blunt "You're Beautiful"...makes me want to vomit when I hear it

Here's the chorus (imagine saying this shite)...

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

Just listen to Crackhead Bob's rendition of the song and it stops being Beta, mostly because you can't even understand what he is singing about. It I find that video, I will post it.

Post: #199

I know it has been said once at the opening of this puke inducing thread, but Bruno Mars' Grenade song is the most disgusting and sickening combination of English words ever made. And that's why I had to dig up this thread.

Post: #200

Johnny Rzeznik from the Goo Goo Dolls got a “hug close” and peck on the cheek from MTV VJ Kennedy, and wrote a hit song about his onitis.

Quote:Another such moment is Kennedy’s brief—and, again, chaste—dalliance with Goo Goo Dolls’ frontman Johnny Rzeznik, with whom she shared a magical night in New York. Their pairing went no further than a kiss, but the things they told one another were apparently raw and potent enough to inspire the Dolls’ first Billboard hit, “Name.” Yep, that soaring ballad is about cuddling with Kennedy(!). Cuddling, seriously. She reminds us again and again of her enduring virginal state. Impressive, no doubt.

Name

Even though the moment passed me by, I still can't turn away
All the dreams you never thought you'd lose got tossed along the way
Letters that you never meant to send get lost or thrown away
Now we're grown up orphans that never knew their names
We don't belong to no one
That's a shame
If you could hide beside me, maybe for awhile
And I won't tell no one your name
And I won't tell 'em your name
Scars are souvenirs you never lose, the past is never far
And did you lose yourself way out there?
Did you get to be a star?
Don't make you sad to know that life is more than who you are?
Grew up way too fast and now there's nothing to believe
Reruns all become our history
A tired song keeps playing on a tired radio
And I won't tell 'em your name
And I won't tell 'em your name
And I won't tell 'em your name
I think about you all the time, but I don't need the same
It's lonely where you are
And I won't tell 'em your name





Get it? Her name really isn’t Kennedy.