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Quote:Adele feels like she has "hit the jackpot" after getting pregnant and can't believe how well things are going in both her personal and professional lives.

The 24-year-old singer recently announced that she and boyfriend Simon Konecki are expecting their first child.

"It's true love for Adele and Simon. They are committed to each other and ready to be a family. Adele feels that falling pregnant is like hitting the jackpot. She said, 'I've been on a high for a year with my work and personal life, but the best is yet to come," Contactmusic quoted a source as telling Closer magazine.

As the pregnancy advances, The 'Someone Like You' hitmaker is happy embracing her fuller figure and indulging in her favourite food as well.

"Adele told friends she's so happy now there's a proper bump. She's joking she wants to eat shepherd's pie until the cows come home," the source added.

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It was nice knowing you guys. I have this itch in the roof of my mouth that I'm going to scratch with this here loaded .45.

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This news alone will contribute to a higher obesity rate this year as fatasses indulge in their Shepherd's pies.

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It's turning out to be a damaging week for men around the world, in terms of copycat-able behavior by high-profile, bad-example women. First, Miley Cyrus's repulsive Skrillex haircut, and now this.

Adele is really becoming the international emblem for fattitude and complete lack of fat shame.

The punk-ass who impregnated this singing farm animal looks a little familiar, no? Maybe this type of dude is pre-disposed to chubby chasing.

   

   

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She certainly doesn't look pregnant. Will the baby just fall out? I hate how many times I have to hear in songs at work and gym.

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I'm sure i read a study about obese women having higher rates of stillborn children...

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They are both fat sloppy fucks.

She'll would toilet paper on a stick at the baby shower from me.

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She's not hot, but all her songs are about problems with men anyway. I can turn my head to a woman's appearance long enough to congratulate her on a pregnancy. Nothing wrong with eating hearty food when you've got a baby on the way, even if you're a fatty.

That said, it seems that the baby will be born out of wedlock. Maybe they couldn't find a wedlock big enough to fit around Adele and her boyfriend.

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On the one hand you have miley cyrus and rihanna who are pretty but talentless (thank god for autotune and for-hire songwriters), & on the other hand you have unattractive females like adele who have a lot of talent.

what am I trying to say? i dunno, but maybe b/c im a musician myself in a perfect world the talented ones are more deserving than the untalented ones who only have pretty faces.

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(08-15-2012 01:53 PM)HiFlo Wrote:  On the one hand you have miley cyrus and rihanna who are pretty but talentless (thank god for autotune and for-hire songwriters), & on the other hand you have unattractive females like adele who have a lot of talent.

what am I trying to say? i dunno, but maybe b/c im a musician myself in a perfect world the talented ones are more deserving than the untalented ones who only have pretty faces.

miley cyrus is NOT pretty. very average ?

rihanna ..... not really pretty either.... she an appeal...not pretty tho

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It's actually Simon Konecki that hit the jackpot. He knocked up a rich and famous bitch.
No alimony or child support. Even if it doesn't result in marriage and the happily ever after
fantasy he'll still be able to score some collateral pussy from his second-hand fame.

He's K-Fed 2.0

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He's going to get a lot of money out of it either way.

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(08-15-2012 02:03 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  It's actually Simon Konecki that hit the jackpot. He knocked up a rich and famous bitch.
No alimony or child support. Even if it doesn't result in marriage and the happily ever after
fantasy he'll still be able to score some collateral pussy from his second-hand fame.

He's K-Fed 2.0

Why wouldn't he have to pay child support? Should they separate she'll have de-facto custody and she could make him pay (if she's that kind of bitch).



Still, I'm surprised no one has pointed out what seems to me the biggest part of the story:

They aren't married.

Look at this. Famous celebrity has children with her boyfriend because she feels like it. If anything, this is the biggest message girls all over America will take home.

There are rumors they will get married, but there's nothing concrete yet.

And Simon has a daughter from another marriage. Clary Fisher:



Dude just doesn't give a fuck. Good for him I guess?

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Would you guys knock up Adele if you had the opportunity?

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(08-15-2012 07:24 PM)Roosh Wrote:  Would you guys knock up Adele if you had the opportunity?

Only if I talked with a shark lawyer first, and if I had a viagra tablet - no way she passes the boner test for me.

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(08-15-2012 07:24 PM)Roosh Wrote:  Would you guys knock up Adele if you had the opportunity?

Nah. As much as I wouldn't mind the money, the drama and attention and lack of any semblance of a private life anymore would keep me away. She'd just end up writing a song about me anyway.

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I'd be embarrassed. Yeah she's famous, but so what? She's a land whale. I'd feel like a prostitute.

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(08-15-2012 07:24 PM)Roosh Wrote:  Would you guys knock up Adele if you had the opportunity?

I'd roll that pussy in the deep!

What songs she sings while having sex?

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There's that one song she wrote about losing a lover, mid-sex, in the rolls and folds of her belly....

"Never mind, I'll find someone like youuuuuuuuu........"

(08-15-2012 07:24 PM)Roosh Wrote:  Would you guys knock up Adele if you had the opportunity?

No. haha

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(08-15-2012 07:24 PM)Roosh Wrote:  Would you guys knock up Adele if you had the opportunity?

I cant see any advantage in doing that. Sure, she is famous and has money. But she is not THAT famous and I am sure she doesnt has that much money.

Other than her singing genes, I wouldnt see any advantage to my future children in breeding with her.