Post: #1

Hey guys

Travelling around a bit in Europe right now, been using hostels for some years now, had some crazy experiences, here are some of them, what are yours?

Dublin - First ever night in a hostel, awoke to find a guy pissing on my luggage in the corner of the room.

Paris - Some alcoholic was staying in my dorm, had to evacuate as he shat himself.

Berlin - Receptionist attempted suicide, wish he succeeded, was a real arsehole.

Auckland - Check into my dorm, Finnish girl lying on bed in just her underwear, says she's bored and wants to party end up fucking her with everybody in the room.

Whitsunday Islands - A couple are fucking in the bed above me, bed breaks, I start beating the guy with a piece of wood.

Madrid - Drunk American girl gets raped by a Moroccan while sleeping(possible?) Police turn up, they don't give a shit. Moroccan guy apparently moves onto the next hostel and does exactly the same again, get's away with it once more.

Prague - Wake up to find a slutty American girl sucking cock in the bed next to me, he goes to bathroom, I coax her into my bed and she blows me too. Yuck.

Post: #2

Classic!

Not had anything bad happen but been on a bunk bed a few times and felt it rocking from the guy knocking one out above me. Not nice being rocked to sleep by a guy having a wank.

Post: #3

Those are some interesting experiences. The worst I've ever experienced, even with crazy stag party groups in the same room, was at most some bottles on the floor. I need to stay in hostels ranking lower on "security", methinks...

Post: #4

Hahahah these stories are actually awesome, I've been travelling around europe twice with my buddies sleeping in hostels but nothing even remotely as wild as your stories happened to us

Post: #5

I have been using hostels for 14 years! I suppose I'm a veteran

Post: #6

The little hostel experiences I've had. Everybody is on their laptops and phones. Nobody really talks to each other. Kinda sucks. Most people are friendly when you catch them off their shit.

Post: #7

London- Couldn't sleep due to a people fucking on top bunk. The next morning two dudes climbed down. I left the hostel.

Tallin- Climbed out of the top bunk in my boxer briefs with a 21 gun salute pee stiffie. A Finnish girl was on the bottom, and was peeping out to see who I was. Her eyes became fixed on my cock, and wouldn't stop staring. Every time she came around after she blushed and wouldn't make eye contact, but did giggle.

Post: #8

Sounds big headed, but reminds me of when I was working on a vineyard in Australia, there was a hostel on site, woke up with morning glory, made sure girl on bottom bunk saw. She told all the girls what she saw, got me laid next day.

Post: #9

Ive never done a hostel before but might, Can someone please tell me the following

Room details People Cost per person Total

10 Bed Dorm - Mixed (Shared bathroom)
Only 5 beds left!
People 2 69.00
Total for 3 nights USD 207.00

Important Information
Our MIXED Shared rooms are reserved for couples only. Our office is open from 9:30 am to 9:00 pm. We do ask that you check-in after 2:30 pm and before our office closes for the night.

1) does that mean this room is meant for couples only? What if I book saying for 2 but show up alone, make up the excuse of gf couldn't make it, what would happen?

Post: #10

That looks like the most expensive hostel in the world! Lol. Must be in New York, never heard of couples only dorms!

Post: #11

I've had the usual experiences.

La Paz, Bangkok, Zagreb - Fucked in a full room of people (pretending to be) asleep. In Zagreb I was fucking this Dutch girl on a double bed while her friend lay next to us.

Sao Paulo - Almost had a fight with a body builder (he would have killed me) because I came in after a club, strangely no hostel people went out except me, and turned on the light so I could see what I was doing only for him to go crazy and jump out of bed and try and fight me.

Airlie Beach - Met these 2 Swedish girls in my dorm and they invite me out. I lose them early on in the night. I wake up later that night to both of them coming into the dorm with 1 guy and both fucking him. This happens 3 times in the week I'm staying there. They were total sluts and fucked every night, if not in the dorm always coming home the next day, walk of shame style and telling everyone the next day the explicit details. They were proud of it and both had boyfriends back home, apparently in open relationships.

Mendoza - After an epic drug binge in Buenos Aires I get sick on arrival in Mendoza. The 2 guys I'm with head to the hostel bar, I'm laid in bed ill as fuck and can barely move. Later on they turn up in the room with 2 German birds who they proceed to smash, switching it up, a few yards away from me. I'm so I'll it's not funny.

Many places - Had to listen to people fucking in beds next / above / below me.

Even though there's funny stories I don't do hostels any more. I prefer some privacy and my own space. Can't usually take (or would want to) girls back to hostel dorms.

Post: #12

Especially when I'm hitting up cities for only a few days, I still go back to my roots in a hostel. I've met some ridiculous characters in hostels and it's where I learned to travel. I'm now at the point where I can afford hotels or apartments, but the hostel experience never gets old.

I've been appalled at the lack of quality in China. The border line obsessiveness of having white skin means that these girls are this opaqueish, pasty white color. I couldn't stand it anymore and got my ass into a hostel while visiting some cities around China. After 6 weeks of flat chested women with little English, it was very enjoyable to have a Western girl(from toronto at that) hostel bang.

Post: #13

This reminds me of another idea I once had.

I used to have a nice flat located next to some hostels, which were always filled with backpackers. I figured these girls would be more than happy to bang just for a nice, private place to sleep for the night.

The only reason I never pursued that idea was because the local girls were much hotter than any of the backpackers coming through, and the Scandinavian sluts were too infrequent to really rely on.

Post: #14

Great idea, you could eve have an agreement with the hostel owner and make your place an "overflow hostel" for desperate hot girls.

Post: #15

Sounds good, but why not just cut to the chase and run your own hostel? Little overhead, just need to rent a decent sized place and put in a few bunk beds. A little online advertising, some basic equipment. Pick a spot where hot foreign women love to visit (buenos aires, paris, firenza, ko phi phi, etc), and watch them role in.

Post: #16

My horror story:

Went to a hostel and a bunch of people sat around a table drinking cheap beer, competing with each other to talk about themselves.

Post: #17

Chiang Mai, Thailand - Went out partying with people from the hostel. Ended up leaving early with a Korean girl from Seoul who was working in Canada. Fingered her behind some store or bank on the way home, then fucked her on a mattress in the hallway of the hostel.

Post: #18

1. Miami beach hostel - a drunk Australian guy woke up in the middle of the night a though my bed was the toilet! In the morning he didn't remember anything but was kind enough to pay for my hostel stay.

2. Another hostel in Miami beach - I hooked up with a local girl and fucked her while everyone was pretening to be sleeping and listeing to the whole spiel.

3. Cancun hostel, mixed dorm - it just so happened I was alone in the dorm with a Israeli girl. I think I fell in love within 15 min of meeting her. I don't know how she fell about me but I felt strong chemistry! I was leaving for the airport in exactly 45 min! What to do??? She gets a call from her bf in Israel or it could be just some guy. I thought about making a move and going caveman on her since nobody was there but decided to just give her my e-mail and my facebook and leave with a potential to meet her again and actually have a normal relationship. I never heard from her again! - should have made the move!

4. Cancun hostel- what looked like a 10, hottie blond English girl was staying on the bunk above me. Every time she climbed the bed I could see her sexy thong and her ass of course. Needless to say I was laying in bed a lot waiting for her.

Post: #19

brasilian girl in the dorm was lying in bed with one guy, next day with another guy, the day after got fucked by a texan guy in the dorm's shower...

Post: #20

(08-05-2012 05:28 PM)Wayout Wrote:  1. Miami beach hostel - a drunk Australian guy woke up in the middle of the night a though my bed was the toilet! In the morning he didn't remember anything but was kind enough to pay for my hostel stay.

2. Another hostel in Miami beach - I hooked up with a local girl and fucked her while everyone was pretening to be sleeping and listeing to the whole spiel.

3. Cancun hostel, mixed dorm - it just so happened I was alone in the dorm with a Israeli girl. I think I fell in love within 15 min of meeting her. I don't know how she fell about me but I felt strong chemistry! I was leaving for the airport in exactly 45 min! What to do??? She gets a call from her bf in Israel or it could be just some guy. I thought about making a move and going caveman on her since nobody was there but decided to just give her my e-mail and my facebook and leave with a potential to meet her again and actually have a normal relationship. I never heard from her again! - should have made the move!

4. Cancun hostel- what looked like a 10, hottie blond English girl was staying on the bunk above me. Every time she climbed the bed I could see her sexy thong and her ass of course. Needless to say I was laying in bed a lot waiting for her.

Is either of the hostels you mention on Miami Beach the yellow building on 9th Street which is simply called Miami Beach Hostel? If so, the bar area of that place which is visible from the street looks like it has a lot of potential. I don't stay in hostels, but I definitely want to stop by that place when I am in town.

Post: #21

(08-05-2012 05:43 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  

(08-05-2012 05:28 PM)Wayout Wrote:  1. Miami beach hostel - a drunk Australian guy woke up in the middle of the night a though my bed was the toilet! In the morning he didn't remember anything but was kind enough to pay for my hostel stay.

2. Another hostel in Miami beach - I hooked up with a local girl and fucked her while everyone was pretening to be sleeping and listeing to the whole spiel.

3. Cancun hostel, mixed dorm - it just so happened I was alone in the dorm with a Israeli girl. I think I fell in love within 15 min of meeting her. I don't know how she fell about me but I felt strong chemistry! I was leaving for the airport in exactly 45 min! What to do??? She gets a call from her bf in Israel or it could be just some guy. I thought about making a move and going caveman on her since nobody was there but decided to just give her my e-mail and my facebook and leave with a potential to meet her again and actually have a normal relationship. I never heard from her again! - should have made the move!

4. Cancun hostel- what looked like a 10, hottie blond English girl was staying on the bunk above me. Every time she climbed the bed I could see her sexy thong and her ass of course. Needless to say I was laying in bed a lot waiting for her.

Is either of the hostels you mention on Miami Beach the yellow building on 9th Street which is simply called Miami Beach Hostel? If so, the bar area of that place which is visible from the street looks like it has a lot of potential. I don't stay in hostels, but I definitely want to stop by that place when I am in town.

They are all pretty crazy but the one on the 9th has the best potential since they keep a good ratio of men to women on purpose. And they allow drinking! The other hostel on Espanola way is also pretty hardcore, that's where the craziest stories happened!

Post: #22

(08-06-2012 01:07 AM)Wayout Wrote:  

(08-05-2012 05:43 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  

(08-05-2012 05:28 PM)Wayout Wrote:  1. Miami beach hostel - a drunk Australian guy woke up in the middle of the night a though my bed was the toilet! In the morning he didn't remember anything but was kind enough to pay for my hostel stay.

2. Another hostel in Miami beach - I hooked up with a local girl and fucked her while everyone was pretening to be sleeping and listeing to the whole spiel.

3. Cancun hostel, mixed dorm - it just so happened I was alone in the dorm with a Israeli girl. I think I fell in love within 15 min of meeting her. I don't know how she fell about me but I felt strong chemistry! I was leaving for the airport in exactly 45 min! What to do??? She gets a call from her bf in Israel or it could be just some guy. I thought about making a move and going caveman on her since nobody was there but decided to just give her my e-mail and my facebook and leave with a potential to meet her again and actually have a normal relationship. I never heard from her again! - should have made the move!

4. Cancun hostel- what looked like a 10, hottie blond English girl was staying on the bunk above me. Every time she climbed the bed I could see her sexy thong and her ass of course. Needless to say I was laying in bed a lot waiting for her.

Is either of the hostels you mention on Miami Beach the yellow building on 9th Street which is simply called Miami Beach Hostel? If so, the bar area of that place which is visible from the street looks like it has a lot of potential. I don't stay in hostels, but I definitely want to stop by that place when I am in town.

They are all pretty crazy but the one on the 9th has the best potential since they keep a good ratio of men to women on purpose. And they allow drinking! The other hostel on Espanola way is also pretty hardcore, that's where the craziest stories happened!

Yeah. The one on 9th is on my radar. Thanks for the confirmation.

Post: #23

(08-05-2012 04:25 PM)Roosh Wrote:  My horror story:

Went to a hostel and a bunch of people sat around a table drinking cheap beer, competing with each other to talk about themselves.

Sounds like any given weekday in most bars.

Post: #24

The worst hostel dwellers for me are the French

I was in a hostel the other day and this French hippy came in stinking of BO, he even had the nerve to ask me if he could close the window.

They are always wearing weird clothes, and have a peasent-like daily budget..

Post: #25

Opening a Hostel thread:

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