Post: #1

Here's the latest from the guy who called out that hog Adele for being fat. Now he's flagging the hype on the butterface sister of that British princess. Are nice asses that scarce in Britain that they're pumping one up this much? Needless to say, the white-knight press is coming to her rescue.

This old dude needs to join the forum.

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Quote:Karl Lagerfeld says he dislikes Pippa Middleton's face
By Verena von Pfetten, Styleite

Eminently quotable though he may be, has Karl Lagerfeld gone too far in his latest critique?

U.K. tabloid The Sun reports that the 78-year-old designer has expressed a distaste for the face of Pippa Middleton, sister of Duchess Kate, the best-dressed lady in all of Great Britain.

According to the iconic designer:

"Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette and she is the right girl for [Prince William]. I like that kind of woman, I like romantic beauties. On the other hand, her sister struggles. I don't like the sister's face. She should only show her back."

[LMAO!]

While we are most certainly in agreement that Pippa, 28, has an exceptional derrière, she by no means "struggles" in the face department. A similar debacle occurred earlier this year when Lagerfeld said in an interview that singer Adele was "a little too fat." He later apologized.

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Post: #2

By the way, this is what the fuss is all about:

   

Another face shot (I actually think the face may be nicer than the ass):

   

Post: #3

"Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought some sweatpants." - Karl Lagerfield

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"Flip-flops are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought some flip-flops." - RVFer

Post: #4

^Quote: This old dude needs to join the forum.

I thought he's already here (Tenderman100)

Post: #5

(08-01-2012 10:31 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  By the way, this is what the fuss is all about:



Another face shot (I actually think the face may be nicer than the ass):

We were starving in England. If I didn't grow up in London, I would have been severely malnourished.

Post: #6

Since her appearance at the royal wedding, there have been websites devoted to this chick's ass. When I saw some of the pics, I asked, "what ass?" There's nothing there. She has just enough to technically have one, but I just don't get it.

Post: #7

When you get to be Lagerfeld's age, you can say whatever you want without apology. Elderly and children are alike in this regard, and Lagerfeld is a legend in a business that is brutal and highly critical of looks. He's just doing what he's always done. Saying Adele is fat is like saying the sky is blue.

Post: #8

(08-01-2012 11:16 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  Since her appearance at the royal wedding, there have been websites devoted to this chick's ass. When I saw some of the pics, I asked, "what ass?" There's nothing there. She has just enough to technically have one, but I just don't get it.

My sentiments exactly.

   

Post: #9

The photographer in the blue jeans and white polo looks like Kevin Nealon.

Post: #10

I don't get it? I thought a girl had to have a sick body before she could be called a butterface?

Post: #11

(08-02-2012 12:59 AM)UgSlayer Wrote:  I don't get it? I thought a girl had to have a sick body before she could be called a butterface?

She does, and unfortunately this chick does not have a nice body. The media just portrays the royal family as perfect with no flaws when clearly there is a massive one: her ass

Post: #12

"On the other hand, her sister struggles."

I nominate "she struggles" as a new RVF meme.

Post: #13

(08-02-2012 12:40 AM)MSW2007 Wrote:  The photographer in the blue jeans and white polo looks like Kevin Nealon.

If she had a nice ass you would have never noticed that.

Post: #14

Lump of Coal Theory


The media often takes a lump of coal and tries to convince us that it is a diamond. They do it as a test to see how much power they have over us.

Post: #15

If she lays on her stomach there may be a slight ass protrusion, but really this is an average ass at best. Nothing that would give me a boner if I were to touch it.

Post: #16

The republican in me would enjoy tearing that ass up. I'd hit it if the chance arose, mostly for the story, but not an awe inspiring ass.

Lagerfeld is a beast!

'Beauty is also submitted to the taste of time, so a beautiful woman from the Belle Epoch is not exactly the perfect beauty of today, so beauty is something that changes with time.'

Post: #17

I'd hit it.

Post: #18

(08-02-2012 08:30 AM)Statsi Wrote:  The republican in me would enjoy tearing that ass up.

Because republicans like sticking it to commoners?

Post: #19

I see at least 5 (conservative estimate) better looking girls than her every single day during my 5 minute walk to the train. Example #38,478 of a factually correct observation being labeled "going too far."

Post: #20

I loved it when Lagerfeld said fatty Adele was fat when no one in the media would

Post: #21

(08-02-2012 04:08 AM)soup Wrote:  "On the other hand, her sister struggles."

I nominate "she struggles" as a new RVF meme.

'She should only show her back' is just as good. I see that ass hundreds of times every day, and indeed consider it a weakness of the local women.

Even the Princess is nothing special; not that I wouldn't hit (I'd bang them both), and yeah she presents herself well, but so would almost any thin woman with the amount of makeup, wardrobe and image people she has on her roster.

Post: #22

(08-02-2012 07:55 PM)teh_skeeze Wrote:  

(08-02-2012 08:30 AM)Statsi Wrote:  The republican in me would enjoy tearing that ass up.

Because republicans like sticking it to commoners?

Yes, we do.