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Queen of ButterFace
This thread is dedicated to the honorable/dis-honorable practice of ButterFace breeding.

I submit Jamie Lee Curtis as the queen.
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05-18-2012 02:38 AM
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RE: Queen of ButterFace
Luscious Lopez
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05-18-2012 02:43 AM
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RE: Queen of ButterFace
(05-18-2012 02:43 AM)houston Wrote:  Luscious Lopez
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This comes down to two different judgements. If you put bag over her head, who has the hotter body? And, if you covered up her body, who has the uglier face?

Subtle judgments can come into play as this gets more refined. If we compare any of two girls, I believe we can say that one of them is butterface of the two.
05-18-2012 02:46 AM
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RE: Queen of ButterFace
I vote for Christina Ricci in Black Snake Moan
05-18-2012 07:35 AM
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RE: Queen of ButterFace
Any girl Emech has slept with from 2003-2009.
05-18-2012 07:40 AM
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RE: Queen of ButterFace
(05-18-2012 07:35 AM)_DC_ Wrote:  I vote for Christina Ricci in Black Snake Moan

Hell yes. I thought she was hot as hell in that movie.
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RE: Queen of ButterFace
Sarah Jessica Parker:

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05-18-2012 08:41 AM
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RE: Queen of ButterFace
Emech gets more butta than a piece of toast at fat kid camp.
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RE: Queen of ButterFace
(05-18-2012 08:39 AM)thedude3737 Wrote:  
(05-18-2012 07:35 AM)_DC_ Wrote:  I vote for Christina Ricci in Black Snake Moan

Hell yes. I thought she was hot as hell in that movie.

Yeah.. her face isn't terrible especially lately, but it certainly doesn't match up to that smokin' body. That movie was basically just based on her being fucked and beat up naked.

Others:

Hilary Swank
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Kristen Dunst
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Don't get me wrong, their faces aren't bad, just not Hollywood good. These pictures obviously make them look better.
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RE: Queen of ButterFace
Hillary Swank and Nick Nolte look a bit too similar for my taste..

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RE: Queen of ButterFace
(05-18-2012 08:50 AM)Roosh Wrote:  Hillary Swank and Nick Nolte look a bit too similar for my taste..

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The Swank/Nolte connection is stroun. I think she looksa little more like a healthier Gary Busey.
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Aphex twin was able to approximate what a "10" butterface might look like [Image: 1-043-043739-Aphex-Twin.jpg]

That said, Sarah Jessica Parker really is the butterface queen because she has inspired so many others.
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RE: Queen of ButterFace
Before I understood the concept of butterface, I remember seeing her in Mars Attacks and thinking that she had a hot body, but something was off. Ok, I think the entire world has accepted her as the queen.

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SJP looks more like a tranny than a horse I think.

I remember when I was younger a friend of mine joked that Jaime Lee Curtis was really a man with non descending testicals. Perhaps there is some truth in that? She has aged really well except for the dyke cut.
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RE: Queen of ButterFace
(05-18-2012 10:13 AM)kbell Wrote:  SJP looks more like a tranny than a horse I think.

I remember when I was younger a friend of mine joked that Jaime Lee Curtis was really a man with non descending testicals. Perhaps there is some truth in that? She has aged really well except for the dyke cut.

Well, she was aging pretty well until sometime around when she started doing the eat yogurt to stay regular commercials. I don't think you'll see Elisabetta Canalis doing those anytime soon.
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RE: Queen of ButterFace
Sandra Oh doesn't have the best body, but I think the worst face maybe ever in relation:

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I'm surprised porn stars haven't been mentioned. On a lot of sites, this chick is consistently rated near the top.

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To me she looks like a former man. I'd say the majority of porn star faces are not very attractive, though there are a few gems.
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(05-18-2012 01:35 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  I'm surprised porn stars haven't been mentioned. On a lot of sites, this chick is consistently rated near the top.

[Image: lisa-ann-2011-xbiz-awards-4d9Tdg.jpg]

To me she looks like a former man. I'd say the majority of porn star faces are not very attractive, though there are a few gems.

Hell No, this is one of my faves!

SJP looks like Dee Snyder.

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I was under the impression that butterface was just a bad face from lack of bone structure. If it's too bony a la SJP, it's horseface. On the other hand I'm not a biologist so I can't claim to be speaking from a professional standpoint.
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Butterface is usually a nice body, with an awful face. They compensate with a ton of makeup, which tends to shine and look buttery. I feel like some people don't understand the definition.

Those SJP images are hilarious. I was literally laughing out loud by the end.

The porn star is hot, you're crazy.

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(05-19-2012 12:09 PM)Gmac Wrote:  Butterface is usually a nice body, with an awful face. They compensate with a ton of makeup, which tends to shine and look buttery. I feel like some people don't understand the definition.

Those SJP images are hilarious. I was literally laughing out loud by the end.

The porn star is hot, you're crazy.

There are definitely women like that porn star that while they may not have a classically beautiful face, their faces convey sexuality. A certain hotness that just works. Chicks like Ellen Barkin and Gina Gershon have faces like that.

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RE: Queen of ButterFace
I find Sarah Jessica Parker to be one of the most overrated famous women EVER. She has a horse face, is overly thin with really ugly legs in my opinion. Because she wore crazy looking shit on SATC, she suddenly got turned into some kind of style icon. She's a clown.

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(05-19-2012 12:09 PM)Gmac Wrote:  Butterface is usually a nice body, with an awful face. They compensate with a ton of makeup, which tends to shine and look buttery. I feel like some people don't understand the definition.

Those SJP images are hilarious. I was literally laughing out loud by the end.

The porn star is hot, you're crazy.

Etymologically, I believe "Butterface" comes from "But, her face..." Example: "Everything on her is hot, but her face... she's a butterface. Gross."
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(05-18-2012 01:11 PM)slubu Wrote:  Sandra Oh doesn't have the best body, but I think the worst face maybe ever in relation:

[Image: zqxyt2nr710urn1y.jpg]
[Image: Sandra-Oh-greys-anatomy-449829_395_484.jpg]
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Sandra Oh kind of reminds me of Mask: [Image: 1293777-eric_stoltz_mask_super.jpg]
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