Post: #76

Just got this message from a girl after asking why one of her friends was so pissed at me

Quote:well you were telling me my sister was super hot and wanted to go fuck her and went on about that for a while so i was pretty glad when my friends offered to take you away..telling people in detail about us having sex when i wasn't there and just generally being a wanker

I think I might be doing this asshole thing right?

Post: #77

Bump. Classic, lifechanging thread deserves more recognition. Thank you, El Mechanico.

Post: #78

I just got El Meched.

Post: #79

Great bump Thomas

I didn't realize till now how much of an asshole Mech is. This thread is a good reminder of what we can...should with women for sure...get away with.

I'm going to bookmark this thread...actually, here's a post that sums up mech's dickheadedness.

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Quote:One of my guys was on his cell in my office when I got to work. I walked up to him and closed his phone and put it outside while he was talking.
A girl text me Do you want to go out tonight or I'm going to make other plans at 919 am. I sent back FUCK YOU AT 9AM
Another girl who likes me keeps talking about dumping her BF and kinda wants to know if she did would I date her. She text me Tell me please I'm about ready to kick him to the curb. I sent back YES come to my house at lunch. Do I want to date her? No but could deal with a lunch fuck today.

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Quote:No I said you should treat her gay friend like a 7 year old girl. In fact all gay people should hate you. A true dick doesn't let that slide without ridicule.

As far as your other question goes I would say most the time girls move in on me first but I'm the hard closer. If a girl is sitting at my kitchen bar having a drink I'll just push her into my room when I feel the time is right. If she resists I say "shut up" and throw her on the bed anyway.

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Quote:Here's a for instance. I see a girl heading to the mens room and I think FUCK YOU and stop her then go in and pee on the seat and let her go after. That's not gonna make the puss tingle but it's my inner dick that just can't let that fly. Another girl may watch you doing this and think it's funny or shitty and confront you. Then it's on

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Quote:More dick things I've done today..
One of my guys was bitching and handed me his time sheet at 1130 or so. I paid him and gave all the new work to the other dude. Fuck you!
Told a girl via text the only way she's going to see me tonight is if she gets me a hotel room on the beach.
Another girl text me about spending the night and I said "no thanks" Then she said she wants to fuck my brains out and I sent back bring a hotter friend and I'll think about it.
I'm not even wound up yet...
Edit: I didn't give change to two customers today. 80 dollars. I made excuses when asked for it.

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Quote:I'm at my buddies apt in Ano Glyfada (Athens) and I walk down the street and ask the guy at the peeripthrero(news stand) for some bus tickets. He said signomi(sorry) I don't have any the other news stand across the street has them. Ok so I go across the street and ask and the other dude says "No sorry I think the guy across has some" ok fuckers! the bus driver just told me you have them but ok I'll see you later....

I go downtown and later that evening I was chilling at a taverna getting wasted with some friends and I decide to walk home....

I see a little car with some tire valve stem removers on the wheels as caps and thought Hmm...I can use this so I took one. I kept walking and thought about those dicks pissing me off with the bus tickets and decided to go pay them a visit. I go down to possibly kick some ass or whatever and they're both closed. Shit but wait....Don't those ice cream coolers and soda machine coolers have freon?? I have a shreader tool in my pocket. All four machines got dis charged.

So..I wake up about noon or so and go down to get some smokes. I grab an ice cream and its melted out of the cooler so I asked hey dude what's up with this fucking ice cream? I bet your buddies across is fucked too huh? I'll take a pack of Marlboro lights and my bus tickets now. Ok?

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Quote:More dick stuff from the past hour..
I got that girl to get me a room on her card. She said her account was low and I told her I'll probably pay for it. I wont.
I have a girl in Tampa frantically looking for something for us to do tonight. I'll be nowhere to be found.
I'm going to leave my door unlocked and invite this girl to meet me at my house so she will clean it and blow her off too.
I made a first date with a online girl. Not going to show. Flake by text and not answer her calls..

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Quote:Update: So hotel room girl says text me when you get close I'm at my friend Sheri's house I want to go in with you.

What does that mean?

She made the reservation and doesn't want it on her card. Haha.

Nice try. I told her to go and I was almost there and get some ice. I'm still home. If she doesn't check in I'm not going.

See you have to be a dick! She agreed and is backpedaling cause of her precious cash. She knows I'm a dick and will blow her off so lets see. If I go and get shadowboxed I'm going to fuck her and send her home. Will report back.

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Quote:Well I'm here with my date in a free room. My dickness made it all happen. She looks great and I've had a chat with her and told her we should really be a item. Lol

I did pull another dick move though on the way here.
Check I'm chatting this cute blonde up online and asked about a Friday date. She said yes but I'm going on vacation sat morning and have to be at the airport by 10 am.
Where you going?? She says Rome. Oh ok . She wanted to hang tonight but I knew better. So after a few text today and on my way to the beach she sends me " what happens in Rome stays in Rome" ha. I sent back ... I know that and let her stew ... Two minutes later she asked if I've been and I sent back " You know I write travel articles right?" stew again...... She talks some crap about are the girls there hot? I'm sure but I did read something alarming on my international travel site about American and Canadian overweight women flocking there as kinda sex tourists the STD rate for men there now is off the charts!! So I didn't want to tell you but I really care about you guys.
Haha

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Quote:I was actually pretty good on my date last night and only had one real dick episode or maybe two.
We were at the rooftop bar and the girl I was with for some reason can make friends with anyone in two seconds. She's from NC and has some southern charm not in a trashy redneck way.
Well she makes friends with some very tall blonde girl about 30 or so and she went over to 'save" her from some dudes hitting on her and drags the bitch to my table. Bad move. So she's blabbing about dudes talking to her and hows she's alone at the beach so I say to her.."Do you have a room here?" No I live in ST. Pete. I told her look now you have two choices and I turned to my date and said right in front of her "Do you want to fuck this chick tonight?" stone cold faced and they just stood there and looked at me with their mouths open. So I said girl you have three choices. 1. You're wasted so get a dui 2. Come to our room. 3. Find a dude to fuck. We ended up back in the room and got her number mine was getting wasted and my window was closing so that was that.

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Quote:Here's another dick move I learned in Highschool. A classic.

When I had a test or a class I didn't want to go to I would break my pencil tip in the door lock then lock and close the door from the outside. Class over.

This works in your girlfriends car ignition, door locks, roomates door lock, her moms house and just about any other place where you want to fuck someones day.

Post: #80

Think of it this way. A Dickhead can get away with lot of bad behavior with a girl because he knows there are other women out there. He is not afraid if the girl leaves him if he crosses any of her lives. He can charm another woman. A girl usually wants that dickhead because other women are attracted to his positive characteristics. A nice guy will put up with any girl because he firmly believes he can not get anyone else so he will tolerate a girl's bad behavior.

Post: #81

Man that level of using people and treating folks like shit just doesn't jive with me. I get not putting up with BS, but vying to never go out of your way for anyone and make everyone go out of their way for you is just rotten and narcissistic.

I had a girl book us a cabin next weekend. She probably didn't expect me to pay for any of it but I gave her cash for >50% of the room when I came over for late night sex the other night, and gave her back a dish of left overs she sent me home with that from dinner she made us... and I gave it back clean.

Being a dick has probably cost me about as many bangs as it has gotten me - but then again it all depends on the girls you go for, the type of guy you and your looks. I think being a dick works better if you aren't good looking. I'm not saying I'm a model or anything but I'm, an alright looking guy so I think sometimes being a dick for me over-games girls.

Post: #82

holy shit this is exactly what I needed to hear today. Assholes.

Post: #83

I'm not so

Post: #84

I'm with you, man. I understand the philosophy behind it (mostly), but El Mech's stuff is ridiculous. I just don't see the reason to be this way. I'd rather strengthen my personal boundaries and act on them much more often than I am doing now.

I might experiment with being an asshole for a month just for fun, but I don't expect much out of it.

(12-12-2015 02:14 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  Man that level of using people and treating folks like shit just doesn't jive with me. I get not putting up with BS, but vying to never go out of your way for anyone and make everyone go out of their way for you is just rotten and narcissistic.

I had a girl book us a cabin next weekend. She probably didn't expect me to pay for any of it but I gave her cash for >50% of the room when I came over for late night sex the other night, and gave her back a dish of left overs she sent me home with that from dinner she made us... and I gave it back clean.

Being a dick has probably cost me about as many bangs as it has gotten me - but then again it all depends on the girls you go for, the type of guy you and your looks. I think being a dick works better if you aren't good looking. I'm not saying I'm a model or anything but I'm, an alright looking guy so I think sometimes being a dick for me over-games girls.

Post: #85