Post: #26

(06-07-2012 06:54 PM)Blue!!! Wrote:  I'm usually not classist, because I had to work for what I have.

I thought you were in college. Were you one of those kids who supported himself and his 10 brothers and sisters? Or, do you mean your parents had to work for what you have?

Post: #27

-Bad Breath. #1 boner killer for me, bitches with bad breath I don't care how good they look instantly turns me off.

-Fucked up teeth. If she got snaggletooths and her teeth all yellow and shit. Pass.

-Cell phone addicts. I made it my goal to piss them off if I run into them at bars. I'll be an ass and ask why is she's not with her friends if she keeps texting them or some shit like that.

-Cold sores. You have herpes?...Go fuck yourself.

-White girls with them shitty ass extensions or weaves. If she look like she got a dead cat on her head I'll laugh at her and bounce.

-Butch/feminist stench. I really don't know how to describe but its a mix of cigarette smoke, old steak, a second hand store, and musk

- Hairy armpits. No go.

- Wall butts. Go eat some Mayo.

- Girls whom pee with the door open is one thing - But girls whom take dueces with the door open and act like sits nothing... Really? Go suck a dirty show insole.

- Girls with really long torsos - they look like aliens once you get them naked. Real talk.

- Girls whom used to be really fat but got really skinny. Its not a matter of hate, I applaud the effort for them loosing the weight but their bodies become loose and fucked. I really can't explain it. If you have ever come across this you know what I mean. Its not a boner killer, just extremely awkward. I'll hit once but not twice.

- Dry skin.

- Girls whom do to many drugs. Pick like two. No reason for you to do K, Coke, Weed, and Drink all in one night while chain smoking. Chill.

- Broads whom can't kiss well. At my age you should have a solid 10-13 years of make out experience. If a doctor can learn how to slice open in a brain in that amount of time surly you should now how to kiss with your tongue.

Post: #28

- when they try to correct me on something and I know I'm right.

- when they say "but I'm a woman you should pay" or something along those lines.
- texting while im with them

- being generally flaky or unenthusiastic. ie. me: lets go here to get food/drinks. her: sure, or ok. i'd appreciate it if she said "sure that sounds good"

- when they try to point out a personality flaw. me: i think I'll pass on the giant sugary/fatty starbucks drink and cake. and previously "nah, I don't really have a reason to buy this piece of clothing/whatever" so she says "omg you're soooooo cheap" as she just dropped $100 and got fat. I do enjoy fast food from time to time, but I try not to eat it, you're paying to be unhealthy, thats dumb.

- talking about getting drunk as fuck/having no aspirations.

- too much tongue.

- HUGE. if they're socially awkward or not the "alpha female" out of her friends. if i am banging a girl then see her with her friends and she becomes completely different/quieter my dick gets sad.

- any approval seeking behavior. especially when it comes to them pretending to like something I like, just because I like it.

Post: #29

-When they get drunk constantly, or can't fuck off about booze, how much they like getting drunk, how it's a "vodka Wednesday" or "Martini Saturday", which makes no sense at all. Double points if they do this and are underage.

- When they bum smokes from you by grabbing the pack from your hand.

- Farting/burping loudly.

- Attempting to impress me or be conversational with me by talking about manly shit. I just can't take a woman seriously when she talks about fixing engines with her Dad when I know he's doing 95% of the work. You gonna inform me about beard-trimming accessories and cigars too, hun?

- Being loud, like continually loud and obnoxious. Not having any concept of their own volume.

- The "whore eyes". Runny mascara as the norm and not the exception. Greasy, shiny facial skin.

- Insatiably demanding attention. Fucking up my vibe.

- Cockblocking just to flex nuts, and having no investment in the outcome.

Post: #30

- Any bad smell, from mouth to hair to pussy to feet.
- Greasy/tough hair
- Gummy smile
- Doesn't understand social surroundings (leaves phone on during movie, etc.)
- Says she's good at sex (Thanks Tuth, and yes they never are)
- Spits
- Hairy anywhere other than head
- Uses the word "ewww" in excess
- Attempts to talk to everyone as if they care about our lives ("hey waiter, he really likes vodka, isn't that weird?")
- Any dog she carries in a purse
- Doesn't like dogs or animals
- Has a persian accent
- Eats a lot
- Doesn't say thank you
- Talks about anything political
- Is offended easily
- Is a prude

Post: #31

The best part of all of these is Jerry's opener: "Hi, I'm Jerry, you might not know it from looking at me, but I can run really, really fast."




Also. the camera work here is good:

Post: #32

On the list of thread's this one appears ride above emech's latest, so it reads:

What are some of the things that turn you off?

Period juice in your food.

Needless to say, that is one of the things that turns me off.

Post: #33

Girls with big tits but no ass.

Coming from latin america, booty is a must. DD's? No matter, no ass I won't tap you, straight up.

Braces....

Girls with no sense of style....

Tomboys...

Post: #34

Flat ass

Post: #35

any tattoo anywhere on her body - trashy, always trashy

girls that talk like they can beat up a man - i hope they find a man who is as comfortable with violence as they are

over-educated girls - expect to get a higher quality man because they have advanced degree

military girls - the worst quality girls you'll find in America

Post: #36

Bad breath-#1 dealbreaker

large, bony man hands

upper lip hair

loudmouths

ghetto slang(from any race)

cellphone overuse

ugly feet

narrow hips

flip flops

bitchy entitlement attitude

thin lips

prudes

seriously religious

muffintops/fat rolls

Post: #37

alot of people have mentioned ugg boots as a huge turn off, but i find when a girl wears tight leggings with some uggboots i want to do nothing but pound them for hours

Post: #38

(06-08-2012 03:36 AM)soup Wrote:  

"Trust your gut", hahahaha... I really need to start watching Curb again.

Post: #39

Most curly hair. It makes them look crazy or too manly, 1980s tacky.

Post: #40

Fucked-up teeth. I don't need a perfect mouth, but if your teeth look like you chew on gravel for fun, then I'm out.

And this is a huge one in online dating (the hamster thread actually made me realize this), I cannot STAND when girls say they have "dark/weird/good/great/whatever sense of humor" and it winds up just being buttloads of sarcastic comments and overall cuntiness. Girls are only funny when they're not trying, and even then it's more "cute".

Post: #41

(06-10-2012 11:19 AM)soup Wrote:  Most curly hair. It makes them look crazy or too manly, 1980s tacky.

For some reason, this is a huge turn on for me. The 80's style is definitely ugly as hell, but a head full of curly hair makes my nuts tighten like a monkey-wrench.

Post: #42

Girls who have stretched ear piercing holes from wearing heavy ear rings. I hate those long vertical holes on the lobe.

Post: #43

Girls who throw up on the bar and wonder why you left them there.

Girls who want you to do 100% of their inane BS, but get pissed when you want to do one of your pursuits.

No ass.

Being big. Like over 6-foot.

Husky voices

A weird laugh

Girls who don't know shit or aren't into anything besides shopping and the Kardashian's.

Girls who try and be one of the guys

Girls who try and act like celebs. This Japanese girl I was with for a bit used to be awesome, but when the Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson show came out. She thought it was cool to act stupid like Jessica Simpson. Bye.

It's been said before, but bears repeating. Fat brutes.