Post: #1

Watch how Lisa uses her Pinterest organizing instincts to categorize the men in her life into little compartments: Creepers, Maybes, Guys with cars, etc... (no this is not a joke, it's a real commercial).

Post: #2

assman's circles:

-pump 'n dumps
-regular cum dumpsters
-round juicy asses
-friends with benefits
-cum guzzlers (BJ only)
-sluts with cute slut friends
-bitches who will drop coin on me
-potential bi girls
-sluts who I might convince to bang my friends

Thanks Google!

Post: #3

God I hate these white knight computer nerds. If it weren't for their jobs, Asian girls and fat chicks, they'd have zero girls or recognition at all. It's always the guys who get the least ass who suck up to women most. These are the guys who will beat each other up to prove THEY are the most feminist.

Aside from validating girls for bashing men ('creepers'), this isn't even accurate. Her creepers don't become her keepers. Keep the nerd fantasy alive! Maybe she refuses to talk to you now, but if you blow enough time and cash on her letting her do cool things and hot guys, she'll talk you when she's 38! Victory!

Post: #4

Google has been on the roll with making commercials where women overpower some lame guy.

I'm noticing something here...

Post: #5

Post: #6

What the fuck is that lol?

Post: #7

Someone with video production skills should splice on some footage to this and make an alternate ending. This one would have Kyle moving Lisa from "the one" to his "pump and dump" circle, which would contain about 50 other chicks. Better yet, it would be called, "girls who I kind of liked, but made me jump through far too many hoops, so I'll never think of her as suitable ltr material."

Post: #8

Jesus, that was fucking awful. It's too early for this shit.

We can keep saying it til we're red in the face, "CAN YOU IMAGINE A ROLE REVERSAL?"

It would go from:

"Date with potential flake"
"Went for the bang, wouldn't take off her bra, hot make out sesh tho."
"Weird sex hangups, got a BJ"
"Got the bang, not that great. Roommate has nice tits tho."
"Continued banging, she likes me. Banged roommate when she went to work."
"Roommate cooked for me and did my laundry. Keeper."

Post: #9

(06-04-2012 05:04 AM)RioNomad Wrote:  What the fuck is that lol?

I believe it's a SWPL commercial

Post: #10

Moves guy from "creeper" to "has a car" pile?

I'm pretty sure that video was making fun of women.

And yeah Google+ is lame, no attractive females use it.