Post: #1

One of those words that hoes like to use to inflate their self-worth and intimidate guys.

I was at court this morning to get a citation dismissed. Got there early, and stepped into a session on restraining orders for stalkers. Hot blonde bitch spits a sad story about having her life up-ended by some evil guy who won't leave her alone.

Judge: How long has this been going on?
Hoe: It started online when I was 12. He was 10 years older.
Judge: How many times has he contacted you in the last two years?
Hoe: Three times, via email.
Judge: Has he threated to harm you in any way?
Hoe (voice shaking and terrified): No, but he has ruined my life by stuff about unrequired love and hurt feelings.
Judge: That doesn't pass the legal standard. I can't issue an order on three emails in the last two years with no intimidation.

Hoe leaves courtroom angry. Beta boyfriend follows behind her for moral support.

Post: #2

There's no way I would have went along for moral support. Maybe I would have bought some popcorn and laughed in the gallery.

Post: #3

"Stalking" is part of a long list of terms that chicks deploy against men to intimidate them and control their behavior. They're slammer statements whose very power rests in their how generic and vague they are. For example:

1. "Creepy"
2. "Random"
3. "Sketchy"