Post: #1

A girl in her natural state lives in a very dark and fiery world.

While you and I may walk through a street and see trees, grass, pavement, or whatever, a girl sees fire and flames. Everything is burning. That car she is driving is a burning vessel that is in her way of getting from A to B. When she backs up she doesn't imagine herself as one with the car, or consider that the huge SUV she is driving doesn't instinctively know what she wants to do, but she doesn't understand that. She wants to back out of the parking space but the god damn SUV won't just do what it's told! So she backs into another car. That fucking car!

These are her thoughts.



The world is a dangerous place for her. As I said before, it's all fire and flames. Everyone's an enemy, and she needs her man in his leather fringe jacket to come and slash through the jungle with his machete in order for her to feel safe. The last thing she wants is a guy who needs to be told that he needs to slash through the jungle for her. It's in her genes. It ought to be in his genes too, right?



Have you ever wondered why firefighters are so hot to women?

A girl wants a guy who doesn't like to listen to what other people say, does what he wants to do, and, as a result of being around him, the girl feels relatively safe, though only as safe as a girl can expect to feel near a bad boy.



Girls like this feeling, because girls are born with the feeling of being alone. Alone in a world of flames. So they need a pirate or a vampire to help them out in this world. They don't need a cop, they need a mafia boss. They don't need a doctor, they need a guy who performs back alley abortions. They don't want someone who follows the rules. They want someone who makes his own rules.



Once you understand this, you understand what they want, and as a result you know how to deal with them better.

Post: #2

Uh, props for the production value. I'm not sure I agree though...I know the types of girls you're talking about here, but I think it's unrealistic to lump them all together like that. I actually wish all girls were like that, but there are an awful lot of hot girls with complete beta hipster chodes. Not exactly firefighter material.

Post: #3

werewolves!!! beware the wolf!

Post: #4

I saw that werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's...and his hair was perfect.

Post: #5