Post: #1

This has the potential to be the next "me so horny":

Better, funnier, and shorter version:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fd7_1337115037

Different edit (embedded):

Post: #2

lol i put this on my facebook its so funny!!!!

Post: #3

She's doing God's work for us Asian fetishists....

Post: #4

How much is this? Hahahaha!

Post: #5

Please give me cock. Cock is CO-la Co-la. LOL

Post: #6

Some of the lines in there are priceless:

"You remember cock, [right]?"

"Ask them the price of cock."

Post: #7

lol

Post: #8

Holy fuck that shit HAS to be faked hahah. There's no way someone could hold a straight face and say that though.

Post: #9

This is so damn awesome.

Post: #10

Maybe a few Korean people will understand if you just say cock.

Post: #11

I can just picture a whole generation of Korean chicks going to the US asking for cock...

...and getting it!

Post: #12

She's been to American and doesn't know the correct pronunciation?? Perhaps everyone listening to her thought it was so hilarious, they wouldn't correct her.

Post: #13

(05-16-2012 06:14 AM)RioNomad Wrote:  Holy fuck that shit HAS to be faked hahah. There's no way someone could hold a straight face and say that though.

It is, notice her smile and facial expression right after she says it for the 1st time.

Post: #14

I love it when Asian chicks talk dirty to me.

Somehow it just seems... dirtier......

Post: #15

In her defense, English pronunciation is one of the most screwed up in the entire world. Almost no rules or consistencies, and tons of exceptions to the few that exist. And the white knight rides all the night...

Post: #16

Fucking hilarious

Post: #17

(05-17-2012 02:01 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  In her defense, English pronunciation is one of the most screwed up in the entire world. Almost no rules or consistencies, and tons of exceptions to the few that exist. And the white knight rides all the night...

I've been accused of white knighting on the forum and I find it idiotic.

The very definition of white knighting is that one does it in hopes of gaining admiration/acceptance/pussy of women who observe the act.

Without that it can't be white knighting. It's just your opinion.




However, it [the vid] is a great example for why non-natives shouldn't teach languages. Unless this is North Korea there is no excuse for not getting some Brit/US dude in front of the camera to read out the English sentences.

Lots of foreigners on youtube are teaching Russian, too, and it bugs the hell out of me. I can't listen to them for more than 10 seconds.


But whatever, in the end it's just fucking funny. Great find.

Post: #18

Man, you realize that "white knights rides all the night" is written here to illustrate the quirky pronunciations of English language, not to call anyone a white knight?

Post: #19

(05-09-2015 02:01 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  Man, you realize that "white knights rides all the night" is written here to illustrate the quirky pronunciations of English language, not to call anyone a white knight?

Oops, no I didn't. Sorry, I thought you had called yourself a white knight in a joking way because you "defended" the girl in the video.

Either way, I meant it in good spirit. I just wasn't paying attention I guess.

Post: #20

Now, my american friends...that is irony

Post: #21

Thank you for bumping this thread 2Wycked! That is hilarious

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Post: #23

(05-16-2012 09:13 PM)MrXY Wrote:  I love it when Asian chicks talk dirty to me.

Somehow it just seems... dirtier......

My favourite lines from Taiwanese girls:

幹我 - gan wo - fuck me.
叉我 - cha wo - stick it into me.
我喜歡被你叉 - wo xi huan bei ni cha - I love it when you stick it in me.
是我摸過最大的 - shi wo mo guo zui da de - It's the biggest I've ever touched.
我被你塞的好滿 - wo bei ni sai de hao man - You're completely filling me up.

Those are words to make a man melt.