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Alpha boyfriend meme
http://www.quickmeme.com/Alpha-Boyfriend/

If you laugh at this, you will be contacted by the thought police.
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05-14-2012 06:51 PM
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ha- the gym one is the best.
05-14-2012 06:56 PM
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Each one should have had a third frame captioned "five minutes later" showing her with a black eye, blowing him.
05-14-2012 07:03 PM
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The one where she compliments his shoulders is hilarious.
05-14-2012 07:08 PM
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i would call it abusive relationship caressing
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05-14-2012 09:06 PM
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Women nag men b/c their strength is communication, men punch b/c that's their strength. Gotta share this on facebook.
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05-14-2012 09:11 PM
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RE: Alpha boyfriend meme
(05-14-2012 09:11 PM)Goldin Boy Wrote:  Women nag men b/c their strength is communication, men punch b/c that's their strength. Gotta share this on facebook.

Lol get ready to stir shit up.
05-14-2012 09:15 PM
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(05-14-2012 09:15 PM)FretDancer Wrote:  
(05-14-2012 09:11 PM)Goldin Boy Wrote:  Women nag men b/c their strength is communication, men punch b/c that's their strength. Gotta share this on facebook.

Lol get ready to stir shit up.

Goldin Boy: Please share the lulz that are sure to follow.
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05-14-2012 09:31 PM
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Great find!! I guess I can't show those pictures on here

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05-15-2012 12:20 AM
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05-15-2012 03:24 AM
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05-15-2012 04:14 AM
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love teh "fat and ugly" one.
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I had to get in on this:

   
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05-15-2012 11:20 AM
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05-15-2012 11:26 AM
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"Avoid success at all costs."
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05-19-2012 09:09 PM
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Vengeance Dad is pretty funny too

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05-19-2012 09:38 PM
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Laugh Laugh who's going to put these on their online dating profile or Facebook?
05-19-2012 11:16 PM
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05-20-2012 03:39 AM
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05-20-2012 05:23 AM
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(05-14-2012 09:31 PM)MSW2007 Wrote:  
(05-14-2012 09:15 PM)FretDancer Wrote:  
(05-14-2012 09:11 PM)Goldin Boy Wrote:  Women nag men b/c their strength is communication, men punch b/c that's their strength. Gotta share this on facebook.

Lol get ready to stir shit up.

Goldin Boy: Please share the lulz that are sure to follow.

Unfortunately, nothing much. 10 ppl defriended me. It was great way to weed the White Knights out from my Friend List.
(08-18-2016 12:05 PM)dicknixon72 Wrote:  ...and nothing quite surprises me anymore. If I looked out my showroom window and saw a fully-nude woman force-fucking an alligator with a strap-on while snorting xanex on the roof of her rental car with her three children locked inside with the windows rolled up, I wouldn't be entirely amazed.
05-20-2012 11:47 PM
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Wait, so it was men who defriended you and not women?

Jesus.

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3pdk16/
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05-21-2012 12:15 AM
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(05-20-2012 11:47 PM)Goldin Boy Wrote:  
(05-14-2012 09:31 PM)MSW2007 Wrote:  
(05-14-2012 09:15 PM)FretDancer Wrote:  
(05-14-2012 09:11 PM)Goldin Boy Wrote:  Women nag men b/c their strength is communication, men punch b/c that's their strength. Gotta share this on facebook.

Lol get ready to stir shit up.

Goldin Boy: Please share the lulz that are sure to follow.

Unfortunately, nothing much. 10 ppl defriended me. It was great way to weed the White Knights out from my Friend List.

How exactly do you know it was they who defriended you, unless they told you so? Huh
05-21-2012 06:32 AM
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(05-21-2012 06:32 AM)P Dog Wrote:  
(05-20-2012 11:47 PM)Goldin Boy Wrote:  
(05-14-2012 09:31 PM)MSW2007 Wrote:  
(05-14-2012 09:15 PM)FretDancer Wrote:  
(05-14-2012 09:11 PM)Goldin Boy Wrote:  Women nag men b/c their strength is communication, men punch b/c that's their strength. Gotta share this on facebook.

Lol get ready to stir shit up.

Goldin Boy: Please share the lulz that are sure to follow.

Unfortunately, nothing much. 10 ppl defriended me. It was great way to weed the White Knights out from my Friend List.

How exactly do you know it was they who defriended you, unless they told you so? Huh

Social Fixer. Among other things, you can instantly see when you've been defriended.
I can't have sex with your personality, and I can't put my penis in your college degree, and I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams, so why are you sharing all this information with me?
05-21-2012 08:40 AM
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