Post: #1

WWE star John Cena has just filed for divorce from his wife of 3 years. He is reportedly worth about 19 million and his ex wife just hired the same lawyer that leaned out Hulk Hogan of 70% of his assets during his divorce rape.

http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/10/john-cena-divorce/



It will be interesting to see how this goes. One report said that Cena had a prenup in place and one of the agreements was that he can take back any gifts he gave

Post: #2

Not to argue against the absurdity of some examples, I've gotten past the point of caring about divorce rape. Any man stupid enough to get married in the modern age is playing with fire - don't be surprised if he gets burned.

Post: #3

The amount of ass this guy can get right now is insane. Travels 90% of the time, makes over 1 mill a year, no baggage.

Post: #4

(05-11-2012 11:35 AM)MSW2007 Wrote:  Not to argue against the absurdity of some examples, I've gotten past the point of caring about divorce rape. Any man stupid enough to get married in the modern age is playing with fire - don't be surprised if he gets burned.

Yeah, I guess fame can really cloud your mind.

Post: #5

He should just go back to the Dr. of Thuganomics, change his finisher's name back to the FU, and then hit his soon to be ex with it.

He'll be alright. When you hear the "Let's go Cena" chants, it's all women and children.

Post: #6

(05-11-2012 11:09 AM)Kid Strangelove Wrote:  WWE star John Cena has just filed for divorce from his wife of 3 years. He is reportedly worth about 19 million and his ex wife just hired the same lawyer that leaned out Hulk Hogan of 70% of his assets during his divorce rape.

Before at least it was called "divorce rape" when the wife actually got something (typically via the settlement, but for Roissy types it is the same).
Now it is "divorce rape" already even though there is no settlement or court order - just because she already hired a lawyer.

Well, manosphere turned Jezebel quite some time ago...

Post: #7

(05-11-2012 12:08 PM)chyamor Wrote:  The amount of ass this guy can get right now is insane. Travels 90% of the time, makes over 1 mill a year, no baggage.

Thats actually a pretty good point. He could say fuck it and just give her almost all of it and still walk away okay. Wrestling is still damn good business and Cena is one of the biggest out there right now.

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Post: #8

Maybe we jumping the gun with the "rape", he has a prenup and the procedings haven't even started. Plus no kids so no child support at least.

Also:

Quote:Liz' lawyer has already released a statement, claiming, "Although it is indeed unfortunate that John Cena decided to divorce his high school sweetheart Liz Cena; particularly, after they have come so far in their lives and in his career together, Liz will and really has no choice but to pursue all of her rights and entitlements."

Emphasis mine. Lol her lawyer makes it sound like she was the one getting bodyslammed and piledriven.

Post: #9

I was just thinking. I wonder what this is going to mean for his "Hustle, Loyalty, Respect" schtick that he's had going for years. Filing for divorce isn't very loyal and today's wrestling fans follow every aspect of the performers' lives.

Post: #10

he can do much better

Post: #11

I really don't understand what this guy is doing with that expired milfy-gilf. This guy could be slaying pussy left and right wherever he goes; even without the fame of his wrestling career.

This is a very sad sight to see. Where a woman can't even please her man properly and then ends up feeling "entitled" to his property or his earnings once she leaves him. This is what is wrong with this country (USA/Canada) today.

Post: #12

"article Wrote:...Liz will and really has no choice..."

Oh yeah, baby! This is like saying a murderer "really has no choice" but to press the gun trigger or something.

Post: #13

(05-11-2012 12:54 PM)oldnemesis Wrote:  

(05-11-2012 11:09 AM)Kid Strangelove Wrote:  WWE star John Cena has just filed for divorce from his wife of 3 years. He is reportedly worth about 19 million and his ex wife just hired the same lawyer that leaned out Hulk Hogan of 70% of his assets during his divorce rape.

Before at least it was called "divorce rape" when the wife actually got something (typically via the settlement, but for Roissy types it is the same).
Now it is "divorce rape" already even though there is no settlement or court order - just because she already hired a lawyer.

Well, manosphere turned Jezebel quite some time ago...

Good job, glad someone pointed this out.

Post: #14

(05-12-2012 08:37 PM)alphaspiraton Wrote:  I really don't understand what this guy is doing with that expired milfy-gilf. This guy could be slaying pussy left and right wherever he goes; even without the fame of his wrestling career.

This is a very sad sight to see. Where a woman can't even please her man properly and then ends up feeling "entitled" to his property or his earnings once she leaves him. This is what is wrong with this country (USA/Canada) today.

Look at the man-chin on her! It's huge!

Wald

Post: #15

(05-13-2012 01:12 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

"article Wrote:...Liz will and really has no choice..."

Oh yeah, baby! This is like saying a murderer "really has no choice" but to press the gun trigger or something.

John is the one that filed. After looking at the pictures who can blame him?

Post: #16

(05-11-2012 12:54 PM)oldnemesis Wrote:  

(05-11-2012 11:09 AM)Kid Strangelove Wrote:  WWE star John Cena has just filed for divorce from his wife of 3 years. He is reportedly worth about 19 million and his ex wife just hired the same lawyer that leaned out Hulk Hogan of 70% of his assets during his divorce rape.

Before at least it was called "divorce rape" when the wife actually got something (typically via the settlement, but for Roissy types it is the same).
Now it is "divorce rape" already even though there is no settlement or court order - just because she already hired a lawyer.

Well, manosphere turned Jezebel quite some time ago...

Yeah, you have a point there. It's too early to call.
Even though it's presumptuous to say, my money's on it ending very badly for John Cena.

Post: #17

(05-14-2012 06:17 PM)Hades Wrote:  Yeah, you have a point there. It's too early to call.
Even though it's presumptuous to say, my money's on it ending very badly for John Cena.

Why would it end badly?

The guy was only married for 3 years not 10.

He has a pre-nup on top of that. I am thinking she will get what the pre-nup says or slightly better if Cena wants to be done with it.

Post: #18

Cohabitation > marriage

Post: #19

I am sure he is doing one of the WWE diva's, I would love a threesome with the Bella twins.

Post: #20

(05-13-2012 06:26 AM)Kitsune Wrote:  

(05-11-2012 12:54 PM)oldnemesis Wrote:  

(05-11-2012 11:09 AM)Kid Strangelove Wrote:  WWE star John Cena has just filed for divorce from his wife of 3 years. He is reportedly worth about 19 million and his ex wife just hired the same lawyer that leaned out Hulk Hogan of 70% of his assets during his divorce rape.

Before at least it was called "divorce rape" when the wife actually got something (typically via the settlement, but for Roissy types it is the same).
Now it is "divorce rape" already even though there is no settlement or court order - just because she already hired a lawyer.

Well, manosphere turned Jezebel quite some time ago...

Good job, glad someone pointed this out.

Yeah, because women do not have enough people supporting them and ensuring that their message gets out in the open. We men should therefore go out of our way to ensure there's a "fair debate."

Post: #21

(05-14-2012 06:17 PM)Hades Wrote:  Even though it's presumptuous to say, my money's on it ending very badly for John Cena.

It might. And when it does, at least one would have the reason to call it "divorce rape".

Post: #22

The subject was "next up in the world" meaning the divorce rape is upcoming. I think it's a safe assumption that she will get a hefty sum based on the many many many examples we've seen of male celebrities getting divorced.

Post: #23

Might come down to how tight his pre nup is. Marriage was only for 3 years and no kids involved. Hogans was for a much longer period (26 years) and he had kids involved. I reckon Cena will give her the FU in the divorce here.

Post: #24

Cena's new squeeze, Nikki Bella.

Post: #25

Rape is fucked up.

That said, I wonder what is worse:

Getting penetrated for five minutes against your will, or losing all of your money for many years.

This is not to belittle women getting raped, but to draw attention to how Men get ass fucked by the legal in the USA.

No man should marry any woman in USA.