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European Men Are So Much More Romantic Than American Men

Quote:I just got back from a semester abroad in Europe, and let me tell you, it truly was the most magical, amazing experience of my entire life. The French countryside was like something out of a storybook, the Roman ruins were magnificent, and the men, well, European men are by far the most romantic in the world.


You American men all think you're so suave and sophisticated. Well, think again! European men make you look like the immature, inexperienced little children you are. They really know how to make a woman feel special over there. Unlike the so-called men here in the States, European men know how to treat a woman right.


For one thing, European men aren't afraid to come up and talk to you. And they know how to start slow, with a nice cup of Italian espresso or a long walk on some historic street. They know the places you can't find in any tourist guide. They know the whole history of the cities in which they live—who the fountains are named after, who the statues are.


I remember one unforgettable night in Athens, I sat and listened to a Greek sailor for hours as he told me about the countless men who fought over Helen back in ancient times. Afterward, he told me he loved his homeland even more now that he'd seen it through my eyes. I ask you, would an American man ever say something as deep and beautiful as that?


European men know the most romantic little cafés and bistros and trattorias, candlelit places where you can be alone and drink the most fantastic wine. They tell you what's on the menu and what you should try. (If it wasn't for a certain young man in Milan, I never would have discovered fusilli a spinaci et scampi.) And the whole time, they're looking deep into your eyes, like you're the only woman on the entire planet. What woman could resist a man like that? Then, after a moonlit stroll along the waterfront and a kiss in the doorway of their artist's loft, you find yourself unable to—well, I'll leave the rest to your imagination.


I'll never forget my magical semester abroad. One thing's for sure—I'm ruined for American men forever!

American Women Studying In Europe Are Unbelievably Easy

Quote:I'm a 25-year-old carpenter living in Rome, and I don't mind telling you that I get all the action I can handle. I'm not all that handsome or well-dressed, and I'm certainly not rich. In fact, my Italian countrywomen could take me or leave me. But that's just fine, because Rome gets loads of tourist traffic, and American co-eds traveling through Europe are without a doubt the easiest lays in the world.


Being European gives me a hell of an advantage. I'm not sure why, but there's something about the accent that opens a lot of doors. All you have to do is go up to them, act a little shy and say, "Whould hyou like to go with me, Signorina, for a café?" I actually have to thicken up my accent a little, but they never, ever catch on.


After a cheap coffee, which to them always tastes better than anything they've ever had, because they're in Europe, it's time to walk them. Now, all they know about Rome is what they've read in Let's Go, so you can pretty much just make up a whole bunch of shit. It's fun to see how much they'll swallow: As long as I refer to Italy as "my homeland" and other Italians as "my people," they'll believe pretty much anything. I don't know who most of the local statues are, so I tell the muffins they're all great artists and poets and lovers. Once, just for the hell of it, I told a psychology major from the University of Maryland that a public staircase was part of the Spanish Steps, which she'd never even heard of. Another time, I told this blonde from Michigan State that the public library was the Parthenon, and she cooed like I'd just given her a diamond.


For dinner, I usually take them to some cheap little hole in the wall, someplace deserted where not even the cops eat. American girls think candlelight means "romance," not "deteriorating public utilities," so they just poke their nipples through their J. Crew sweaters and never notice that there's no electricity. Just as well, because Roman restaurants aren't exactly the cleanest. After a bunch of fast-talk about the menu, I get them the special, which is usually some anonymous pasta with spinach and day-old shrimp, and whatever cheap, generic, Pope's-blood chianti's at the bottom of the list.


By this time, they're usually standing in a slippery little puddle. Going in for the kill, I walk them past one of Rome's famous 2,000-year-old open cesspools. Then, as we open the door to my shitty efficiency, I kiss them on the eyelids so they don't see the roaches, making sure the first thing they see is the strategically positioned artist's easel I bought at some church sale. That's usually all they need to see and, like clockwork, they fall backwards on my bed with their Birkenstocks in the air.


I mean, they're hardly Italian women, but we have a saying here in Europe: Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

This article is from the onion. Normally the onion uses over the top humor and writes lame shit, but in this case the article is hilarious because it's all true. Notice the article is from 1999, which suggests to me the Onion was amazing when it first came out.

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An oldie, but a goldie. It's crazy how much truth you can find at The Onion.

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The fucked up part is that I actually though this was a legit article when I first started reading it hah.

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That second article is staggeringly true!

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American women still immerse themselves in fantasy. That's why romance novels are still such strong sellers. Both of those pieces, though jokes, still ring true and accurate. Women still want romance, yet they themselves aren't romantic creatures. American men are less romantic because American women really don't respond to that. They think you're corny. But they'll sit and finger themselves to the though of some romantic, foreign lover catering to them.

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Reminds me of this song

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Haha. I'm reminded of this classic every time I go to Rome where I mainly hit on Americans. You can get away with a lot of cheesy moves with the study abroad girls.

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Funny enough just yesterday i watched 2 videos on that topic:

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I'm old enough to have read that when it originally appeared. :/

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I've read this article several times. It's truly brilliant.

As for the idea behind it..

Americans guys who go after European girls are sex tourists.
American girls who go after European guys are looking for love or exciting romance.

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What's amazing about this article is how tight the Italian man's game plan is. He's got it down to a science, and I know it would work in an instant.

I banged a 21-yr old girl who had just gotten back from Italy. Loosest vagina I had ever felt, and she was 21.

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Why would an American "woman" never appreciate a man being a gentleman and nice, but fall head over heels for a foreigner doing it in another country?

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Gwyneth Paltrow is one of the few prominent American women to publicly express her preference for European men over Americans. She put her money where her mouth is, married one and moved over there. The average American chick will do the travel adventure thing in her late teens/early 20s and get banged by a Euro dude, but actually commit to moving over there and settling with a European man? Doubt it. Maybe half-decent looking cougar-aged chicks might do the same thing on a girls only vacation, but that's it.

Now let's look at a guy like George Clooney. Dude is committed to only doing LTRs with European women, and with women that aren't necessarily famous also. His last chick, Elisabetta Canalis, was a personality of some sort in Italy, but I'd never heard of her before she started seeing Clooney. His girl before that was Celine Balitran I think, and she was a French law student or something. He has dalliances with American actresses, but that's about it. Evan Handler (the dude that play's Hank Moody's agent on "Californication") also expressed a preference for foreign women in Esquire magazine some time ago. Obviously, guys on this forum have expressed the desire to seek out foreign women, and some of us here will make the full commitment by either moving and settling somewhere else, or scooping one up and bringing her back. Most chicks will fantasize about doing that, but won't commit.

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(05-10-2012 11:26 AM)houston Wrote:  Why would an American "woman" never appreciate a man being a gentleman and nice, but fall head over heels for a foreigner doing it in another country?

My answer is probably horseshit, but I'll give it a shot.

It has to do with being in an unfamiliar place and the trepidation that goes along with it. I would imagine it's similar when traveling within the US as well (>500 mi.). My friends down in Miami would go to the clubs and try to swoop tourist chicks. There's a bit of vulnerability, they are looking to let their cock out, and they will be gone within the week. Then it's on to the next round.

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(05-10-2012 11:26 AM)houston Wrote:  Why would an American "woman" never appreciate a man being a gentleman and nice, but fall head over heels for a foreigner doing it in another country?

A local abroad immediately has higher value and the rules of engagement are different I guess? Women are followers, so if a high value man plays it in a certain way they're likely to go along with it.

Post: #16

(05-10-2012 11:39 AM)teh_skeeze Wrote:  

(05-10-2012 11:26 AM)houston Wrote:  Why would an American "woman" never appreciate a man being a gentleman and nice, but fall head over heels for a foreigner doing it in another country?

My answer is probably horseshit, but I'll give it a shot.

It has to do with being in an unfamiliar place and the trepidation that goes along with it. I would imagine it's similar when traveling within the US as well (>500 mi.). My friends down in Miami would go to the clubs and try to swoop tourist chicks. There's a bit of vulnerability, they are looking to let their cock out, and they will be gone within the week. Then it's on to the next round.

For chicks, vacation/travel sex doesn't count against their overall notch count (in THEIR minds of course). What happens wherever they are, stays wherever they are. It's like those chicks that go down to the Caribbean to fuck locals and sunbathe topless - things they wouldn't do near where they live, for fear of judgment or it coming back at them in some way.

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(05-10-2012 11:26 AM)houston Wrote:  Why would an American "woman" never appreciate a man being a gentleman and nice, but fall head over heels for a foreigner doing it in another country?

One time, I was out at night with an old Greek Player in his late 40's. He was lit, and cat-calling every full breasted women he came across.

I told him, "You know man, most American girls don't respond well to that."

He told me, "European women prefer American men for the same reasons American women prefer European men."


In other words, Euro's banging Americans is nothing new, and probably has been going on for centuries.

I think the #1 reason is the exotic appeal we each have to each other. For someone who's grown up around American men, Italian men will be completely new to her.

Likewise, for a woman who's grown up in Greece, American men will be a breath of fresh air.

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As an European (Slovakian) living in USA I can confirm this phenomenon and it is a godsend and almost makes up for the much lower quality of girls compared to my homeland. There's a lot of girls having an Euro fetish and they are incredibly easy, they pretty much pick you up to fulfill some kind of fantasy or checking off a flag from the list (some girls are flag collectors too, lol). I would say vast majority if not all one night stands or FWB relationships I had with Am. women boiled down to this exotic factor. This is something I really need to focus on gamewise:

1. How to exploit the Euro factor to the max in a cool way (style, mannerism, etc.)
2. How to quickly identify the girls with Euro fetish

Will have to start a thread about this, I know there are other European immigrants on this forum, I'm sure some more experienced players have some good tips...

Post: #19

Most American men go out of their way to make women feel comfortable, which makes them feel strong. Women want men that make them feel weak, but secure.

Post: #20

Quote:For dinner, I usually take them to some cheap little hole in the wall, someplace deserted where not even the cops eat. American girls think candlelight means "romance," not "deteriorating public utilities," so they just poke their nipples through their J. Crew sweaters and never notice that there's no electricity. Just as well, because Roman restaurants aren't exactly the cleanest. After a bunch of fast-talk about the menu, I get them the special, which is usually some anonymous pasta with spinach and day-old shrimp, and whatever cheap, generic, Pope's-blood chianti's at the bottom of the list.

I like this part of the story. I use a similar trick. When i'm dating a local girl in some country i will take them to a local restaurant that is really cheap and order something simple of the menu. I will say " Hmm, i'm in love with your countries food" and order a cheap ass meal. I pretend like i don't know it yet and act enthusiastic while i have already eaten it dozens of times. The girl will always order a similar cheap meal this way and tell me something about the food.

I kill two birds with one stone. I get cheap food for her and me (since i have to pay the bill) and have something to talk about.

Another one is use is: "Let's go to McDonalds. I haven't had a big Mac in ages and i'm craving for one." Everyone loves McDonalds so i can get away with a cheap meal this way.

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I never hear girls going to Asia or Africa to find romance, maybe cuz most places are poor and they have negative views of the guys.
If u search Us girls finding romance in ASia, it turns up all asian women bride first page. Almost same for Africa, except one site with random Black girls marrying nigerian men.sucks for hypergamy.But they go to ASian or African. carribean countries for vacation fuck.
I would really like to see a blog or video where a girl falls in love with an Afghan or Burmese men. It would be so funny, imagine she says I love my warlord boyfriend, he is so dominant, he does not let me work with other men and threats to burn me if I talk to other man. I bet US girls if they gave an Afghan guy a chance, she would enjoy being with him if she is not afraid.

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I was watching that katherine girl, in end, Alyona asks her if she wants go elsewhere, she says if opportunity comes up and i take things one at the time. I doubt she is going anywhere else, she loves Euro dicks too much and unwilling to take risks, it would be amusing though if she went somewhere.
The 1st video girl looks kind of skanky older slut, running out of time, coming to rome to get nice guy to settle with.
If it was guys, they would care less for landmark, although it is plus, RUssia or poland would be the bomb. I would like see someone like Roosh making live videos about gaming girls.

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(05-09-2012 06:45 AM)dulst Wrote:  Reminds me of this song

awesome music video, american cunts, english romance hahha