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Tanning bed mom. Bizarre picture
"I've been tanning my whole life, going to the beach, tanning salons and so forth," she said.

While the mother of five has that habit, she's adamant she would never tan her 6-year-old, fair-skinned daughter Anna.

"No not at all, not at all, not whatsoever," Krentcil said.

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"Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don't want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse. They're too stupid to be able to read or write. Besides they wear black, which is such a beastly color. I'm so glad I'm a Beta."
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05-02-2012 11:57 AM
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Heard about this on the radio this morning. She looks like she's 200 years old. Believe her side though, kid was probably playing outside and people that knew her freaked out over nothing.

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05-02-2012 12:01 PM
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05-02-2012 12:14 PM
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Or maybe this.

[Image: Mummy_450x350.jpg]
05-02-2012 12:29 PM
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She is simply crazy.
05-02-2012 12:33 PM
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Crazy and disgusting.
05-02-2012 05:10 PM
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it's crazy how dark she is. she reminded me of michael jackson. mj went from black to white and this white lady gotten herself dark as fuck. hah.
05-03-2012 06:50 PM
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Her skin looks like leather....who the hell knocked her up?

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05-03-2012 07:14 PM
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Judging by her ear and forehead, it's a spray on tan.

But maybe she's using shoe polish. Or varnish. She has lacquered herself so she looks like a chair.

Look at the wood window trim behind her on the left. She matches!

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"Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don't want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse. They're too stupid to be able to read or write. Besides they wear black, which is such a beastly color. I'm so glad I'm a Beta."
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05-03-2012 09:27 PM
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[Image: sun%2Bburnt%2Bchicken.jpg]

oh wait... the chicken is less tanned
05-03-2012 11:41 PM
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That's awful! Like ... I dunno, a plague victim. It's horrible. That child should be taken away from her before it's too late...

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05-04-2012 01:59 AM
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Is that David Dickinson's mum? Cheap as chips!
05-04-2012 03:16 AM
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