Post: #1

A hilarious rejection makes for a far better story than a normal SNL story, so post them here.

1. I was in my home town at the local corner bar. I see a cute brunette who I had never seen before sitting alone at the end of the bar. I go up to her and ask her "Why are you sitting down here all by yourself?" with a smile on my face. She turns to me and screams at the top of her lungs "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!" I'm like "Whoa! I'm being perfectly nice, calm now." and I take a step back and am laughing because it's so ridiculous. She screams something like "FUCK YOU! NO YOU'RE NOT! LEAVE ME ALONE! GET AWAY FROM ME!" like a crazy woman. The bartender kicks her out and is like yeah, she's crazy.

The hilarious/ridiculous part? The girl is partially def so the whole time she's screaming she sounds like she has down syndrome.


2. I'm at a club here in Bangkok with a couple of friends who live here, and one guy from California who has never been to Thailand before. Me and the new guy go up to a table of 3 or 4 Thai girls and open. The girl I am talking to is really sweet and the set is going well. The guy from California is a bit of a wild man and is getting his wild dance moves on and then he grabs up the girls hookah and starts smoking on it without asking. Probably something these reserved Thai girls are not used to.

About 2 minutes later the bottle service guy comes over and says "Ladies not want you" very politely. I didn't hear him at first, so he repeats, "Sorry, ladies not want you". I look at my buddy who is smoking their hookah and dancing like a wild man and I'm like yo, we gotta go. Still haven't heard the end of this one from guys at Jiu Jitsu who were there.

Post: #2

Direct approach to a girl in a mall, in San Francisco. I didn't see that she was with her mom, who was maybe 10 feet away but far enough that I didn't link the two.

I think her mom was super religious or something. Anyway, the moment I approach the girl, she gives me the warning eyes. Not like, "I'm not interested get away" eyes but "there's a guy with a gun behind you" kind of eyes. Like an "I'm on your side, get out NOW" kind of eyes.

Then her mom shows up. She's SCREAMING like a banshee. As in, in the three story mall, every story could hear her screaming.

"GET AWAY I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE YOU NEAR MY DAUGHTER AGAIN IF I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN I CALL POLICE" Etc. I just walked away, everyone was looking at her (not me) like a complete nutbag (which she is.)

Anyway, that's my story

Post: #3

I think my brain might have erased them. I actually can't remember any specific rejection that didn't occur recently, even though there have been thousands.

Post: #4

(04-24-2012 05:27 AM)RioNomad Wrote:  The guy from California is a bit of a wild man and is getting his wild dance moves on and then he grabs up the girls hookah and starts smoking on it without asking.

This made me cringe a little bit. Hate this shit. See ya later, perfectly good table of Thai girls.

Post: #5

I was at a strip joint with my homie in Orlando. He learned and was using the aloof game, while I was ogling ALL THE CHICKS at the spot. Getting lapdances, having a good time, while he sat back just buying drinks for us. I called this FOINE ass asian chick over to me for a dance and she's all in my ear asking about my boy while doing the bump n grind on MY lap. She was geeking out hard because she thought he was the dude Omarion or some other R&B singer. Not one to cockblock, I played him up so good she got up to give him a free lapdance and chit-chat, but not before she called her tall, busty friend over to continue MY lapdances. I ain't mad at her for that.

So here we are in the joint chatting up a couple strippers talking about random shit for over an hour. The lapdances stopped about 20 minutes in and we're just talking with a couple hot chicks on our laps. I tell the girl I'm with, we're going to Universal Studios and that she should come along. She writes her number down, gives it to me and says to call her the next day. So I'm like BET! Slide that joint in my wallet and continue talking. Here's where the fail comes in. I asked what she did outside the club, said she was going to school and was real busy and such. Unprompted, she throws in she's not looking for a boyfriend because she was busy with school and dancing at the club. Since I didn't ask, I had no idea what to do with that infomation, so I'm like whatever. Then I asked her if she got into any "extra curricular" activities. She goes, "What!?" I repeat, like an idiot. She stands up, says "lemme see that number I gave you..." I pull the slip of paper out my wallet, hand it to her, and she proceeds to rip it to shreds and tossed the confetti into my drink. Leaned over and says "I AM NOT A WHORE!!" and storms off.

The asian takes off after her, my boy looks at me like "WTF happened dude?!?" I told him, he facepalms. His girl comes back dressed in street clothes and she leaves with us. We hang out at her crib, drinking some more and chatting for a while and I get her to call her friend to tell her anything to smooth it over. The chick wasn't having any of it, oh well. Yes, my boy eventually banged the asian, at least I didn't ruin HIS chances. I never saw the tall busty chick again.

Post: #6

I approached Brooke Burke once with her husband David Charvet 5 feet behind her. I knew my chance of success was 0%, but gimme a fucking break, it's Brooke Burke. She looked even more amazing in real life. She was nice about it. Hubby was not so amused.

Post: #7

(04-24-2012 11:55 AM)thedude3737 Wrote:  I approached Brooke Burke once with her husband David Charvet 5 feet behind her. I knew my chance of success was 0%, but gimme a fucking break, it's Brooke Burke. She looked even more amazing in real life. She was nice about it. Hubby was not so amused.

What happened? What did you/she say?

Post: #8

She was a guest at a dinner party I was cooking for. I went out to the dining room while she was serving herself some food and I asked her "What looks good?" She says "Everything, omg I'm soooo hungry" (typical girl bullshitting) so I start asking what her favorite food is, where she likes to eat, and then tell her some restaurants I like and how we should go sometime. This Charvet guy was right behind her and basically grabbed her waist and walked her off. She said, "Oh, that's soooo sweet but..." and then trailed off.

I know what I said wasn't "ideal", but christ, I had to say something. I just stood there staring at her ass as she walked off.

Post: #9

Yo i think these are actually really good to help people with AA get over it, when they realize how ridiculous the whole process really is, and how fun(ny) rejection can be.

Most of mine are pretty dull, but one of the most interesting ones happened at a large club, where I sidled up to a 7 who I thought I'd easily win over. Something about her caught my attention, it may have just been the weird way she was holding her drink (holding from the top), or just how elegant she looked in a tight dress as she stood against the bar.

ME: "Hey."
HER: "No..."
ME (playfully, w/o hesitation): "Yes."
HER (more rude): "No."
ME (preparing to leave): "You know, NO people usually don't have many friends."

HER (starting to position herself away): "Well, guess.....

And before she could even finish that sentence, she bumped her arm holding the drink into the bar. Her drink flipped and spilled on herself. In retrospect it really wasn't that bad of a spill, only on the bottom part at her upper thighs, but karma definitely brought her back to earth. I wouldn't have been upset if it were me but she was distraught

Post: #10

was going to start a thread on funny blowout stories but found there there was an existing (albeit old) one here

anyway, my worst one was many years ago when I was just getting into my stride learning game I approached a very tasty blonde in a group of 4 girls in a club i used to frequent. Cant remember the opener or much of the conversation but a couple of sentances in while talking to her some small psychotic bald dude came over and grabbed me by the thoat and started threatening to kill me. I was like WHAT THE FUCK?! while the 4 girls were all trying to pull him off me and calm him down. He definitely seemed to be a couple of slates short of a roof this dude and eventually he gets bundled off by the bouncer. The blonde apologizes and tells me it's her ex boyfriend and he just "gets like that" when she sees her talking to other guys.

Anyway 2 weeks later i'm in the same club and see the same chick with the SAME friends at the same table they were before. I caught her eye a couple of times so was keen to get talking again but before I did I gave it a while to make sure I went all round the club to make sure that wee bald mentalist wasn't about. Once I had given the place a good audit and concluded he was no where to be seen I figured ok it should be safe. So I went walking over and opened with a "hey, you're that girl with the crazy ex boyfriend?". I think I got as far as the word "with" when baldy pops out of fucking nowhere and again grabs me by the throat screaming blue murder at me. Again im like WHAT THE FUCK?! and the same girls are trying to pull him off me. Pretty much the exact same scene as two weeks ago played out with him pretty much everyone saying the same script. He even got thrown out by the same bouncers. Then blondey comes over to me with "I'm so sorry, thats my ex boyfriend...he just gets like that when he sees me talking to other guys..."

Needless to say I never went near her again. talk about de ja vu...

Post: #11

understandably
you guys will get on me because I walked up to a fat cow (i don't wear my contacts and this happens from time to time) and provoked her, but this was too good not to share

Post: #12

I did something even worse.

Was seeing a girl a few times, and when I didnt hear from her after our final date, I got irritated and wrote her trying to figure out if she wanted to see me again.

Because of her slow response time and lukewarm answers, I got the impression it wasn't going anywhere. So I just wrote "I guess that's it then" trying to force her to answer definitively. Turned out later that she actually did want to see me again. Then when I tried to ask her out again she was like "sorry, but im gonna be busy the next few weeks". Horrible, horrible game. The cutest girl I ever dated by a long-shot. Sill have one-itis over that one. Pathetic.

Post: #13

What I want to know is if anyone has gotten major flak from bona fide 9s and 10s???

IMO the sweet looking and hottest girls are usually pretty decent to approah- it's the mediocore 6 and 7s that act psycho- worse sets ever have been when you talk and they ignore (happened 4xs to me) and one chick who was a 6.5 in front of a Marshall's on a sidewalk plaza was like cussing saying "get away fucker" and cocked back like she was throwing down I looked at her laughed and said "You're ovrreacting. This conversations over"- another set of 3 girls at Starvucks there was this 6 (I approached her to troll her really) but she acted like she was a Scandinavian blonde goddess when she had that plain Jane flip flop cupcake store middle America look- she acted so arrogant to my sml talk with her nose held high rain water could've drowned her- her other blonde friend was skinny frail small and odd looking but he Mexican girl they were with was actually the sweetest and had a nice body- should've centered in in her-oh well- I laugh about that blonde chick she was from Orlando which IMO besides Matt Heafy and Mark Tremonti (both bad ass guitarists) isn't that fun of a place (its ok). My friend laughed when we were ragging in it and Georgia in our way to Miami to party in the car. We hate the state of Georgia with a passion-police state full of Budweiser suckin college football cult good old boys.

Post: #14

good looking loser, that is classic. I have watched that on your channel a bunch of time and it amazing me every time. Gold.

Post: #15

Probably the worst and funniest rejection I ever had.
After hours club. Its about 4am.
-I'm there with a friend of mine. This girl walks by the dance floor.
-Smile, eye contact, grabs my arm.
-All systems go, I tell my buddy, hey be right back going to chat up this girl.
-She's sitting at a table, bottle service, texting or facebook, hooked in.
-I say "hey how are you"
-she ignores me, no response.
-I say hey! in a louder tone.
-Ignore again.
- Pretend to slide my fingers across her phone, say hey im talking to you.
-Her: "What the fuck is your problem?!?!" *loud enough that everyone at the table stared at me.
-Me: Shit eating grin on my face
-Her: "Get the fuck away from me!!", "Who the fuck do you think you are?!", "Security!!!!"

I just smiled and walked away.

But damn that one burned. my buddy came and was laughing his ass off. Says hey man you really suck at that stuff, what did you say to her. Until this day he still tells this same story. Now I can laugh it off.

Why would you give someone the wink and the gun if you're not ready to seal the deal. crazy broad.

Post: #16

This was 6-7 years ago when I just started learning Game. Was at a bar with some friends, and approached & danced with this smoking hot brunette who apparently works for some major TV station. Bought her a drink, and told her she could get the next round. Convo went alright but then she bounced and was lost in the crowd. A bit later in the night I hit the bar again for a drink and there she was again. I smiled and jokingly said "hey you owe me a drink!" but she had this sour look on her face and just pissed off. I shrugged and wrote it off. Not sure why she suddenly turned into a bitch.

Later that night, I was at my table with friends when this wimpy looking guy came up & tried to buy me a drink, said it's a favour for his friend. I thought that was weird as hell so of course turned him down, but he insisted. Then the brunette appeared out of nowhere and told him to just give me the cash. So the guy slammed 10 bucks in my hand and they (plus some other guys and a girl) just stormed off.

By then I remembered that he was one of her orbiters that night at the same table when I approached & danced with her. Which made me realise it's way better to cold approach then be rejected than be a lame ass orbiter stooge of some chick. And I was laughing my arse off.

My friends who were there had lots of fun coming up with theories as to why a guy paid me money out of the blue on behalf of some hottie.

Post: #17

In my senior year of high school, I got asked to prom by a very average drama-prone girl I'd briefly dated. Then my friend Steve told me she only asked me as a "placeholder," hoping a guy she liked from another school would go with her. I was just a backup plan.

Not wanting to miss my senior prom in case she rescinded the offer, I asked a much hotter girl I messed around with sometimes and she agreed.

When girl #1 called me and did, in fact, rescind her offer I said "No problem, I already have another date."

She completely flipped out and went around school telling people I'd rejected her and I was an asshole. Somehow this filtered down through the neighborhood to my mother, who questioned me about it, unhappy.

But all this drama didn't have the intended consequences. People had long thought this girl was a bitch and were high-fiving me for sticking it to her.

One week after graduation she got pregnant and is now a fat cow with short hair. Didn't even recognize her in her Facebook pics. My prom date still looks great.

I thought this forum would find the moral of this story important. If it hadn't been for my friend Steve -- his real name -- I might have not had a prom date and missed a whole bunch of good times since me and girl #2 started casually dating and going to all the pre-prom parties and such. Steve went out of his way to track me down in school that day and tell me not to trust Girl #1 and look elsewhere immediately. Gotta look out for your boys.

Post: #18

^ To Steve



Fuck, I know must have a few dozen doozies for rejection stories, but I'm drawing a complete blank on anything particularly entertaining at the moment.

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling

Post: #19

I just realized my above story isn't quite "rejection" per se, but to a teenager, it was traumatizing. Now it's funny. Lesson there.

Post: #20

Girls here are pretty good at subtle rejections. However, they are pretty bad at receiving rejections and don't care that I look like a roided up guido, they will lose their shit often and scream at me. I even had a few cute girls cry in front of me and ask me if they are too ugly. It's not something you expect from someone in their twenties.

Post: #21

Short Meixcana @ the discoteca.

On the cool, she probably had at least one too many tortiillas, but the tetas was mas gorda, comprenede?

I saunter over, hyped up by the crowd and the music, I'm in my zone, already been jocked by everyone at the spot...run up on ol girl,look her dead in the eye and start my little rap.

She looked at me like I was an idiot.

Been ignored.
Been hated on.

But if you really want to get under my skin, think I'm stupid.

It's a weakness, I know, it is what it is.

"Yo, is this bitch deaf" I say outloud.

Broad comes back with a pen and paper, and writes, "I'm deaf"

L

WIA

Post: #22

At a club, parked up against the wall with a drink in hand (near dance floor), group of girls enter dance floor and push one of their friends on to me (very decent looking mind you). I don't move position, just pull her in to me, and hold her stomach with my free hand, doing a slow groove, working my boner into her ass cheeks.

After a few minutes, she starts talking to me, asking questions. The club is so loud, I can barely hear what she's saying...so like an idiot, I'm just nodding my head instead of making it clear that I wasn't catching everything she was saying. Anyway, I must have said yes, when the correct answer was no, and she storms off all of a sudden.

I try and get her attention a bit later on in the night, but she's not having any of it. I was kicking myself for weeks after that, especially considering she literally fell into my lap, and I fucked it up completely.

Post: #23

Took pure MDMA.

Went to a couchsurfing meetup in Miami Beach.

Met a cute Argentine girl.

Things opened well.

Then for some reason, I stared right in her eyeballs for like a minute straight.

(I was absolutely enchanted; I couldn't look away...I couldn't!)

My pupils must've been the size of tea saucers.

She got really freaked out and told me I was making her very, very uncomfortable.

This was in front of like 7 people.

I felt something akin to a hydrogen bomb explode in my chest.

This kicked off a bad trip where I felt that the whole of womankind had just rejected me.

I went home and lay in my bed in the fetal position and aching with embarrassment and loneliness.

The feeling was so gnarly that it lingered for like a month before I finally got it out of my system.

Drugs are bad, mmkay? (except when they're good)

Now the whole thing makes LOL.

Post: #24

Rejected by co-worker, everybody knew about it next day. I played it off and laughed but I learned a valuable lesson.

Never ask a girl out when her sister is right behind you and she is a nosy bitch.

Post: #25

So I saw this really cute girl on campus walking, she had her hair wet and she was carrying some backpack. I ran direct game with her, and then proceeded to tease her, have fun with her, but alas she pulled the "I have a boyfriend" line, even though she was fairly smitten by me. The crazy thing is I was tripping on acid that day when I ran game with her (No visuals, just the mild effects, ended up getting laid that day with some other girl ). Fast forward 5 months later, I run into her in the club, but I didn't recognize her. I begin running game with her when she stops me and says

Her: "Hey, I know you"
Me: "Really? You seem like the perfect stranger to me"
Her: " Oh shut up, you know who I am. Your name is Simon and you're from so and so"
Me: bewilderment "You're good, I must have made quite an impression on you (wink). What's your name again?"
Her: "I'm (whatever her name was) and I'm still very much in love with my boyfriend (smiling).
Me: "Well I'm still not jealous and I don't mind sharing you with him"
Boyfriend: "But I do"

Her boyfriend, a 6'4 dude with an athletic build was standing right behind me, just watching the whole interaction. I'll be honest, I was a little intimidated by him. He had a angry look on his face and he was fairly pissed with me.
I wasn't pleased by this, so I decided to fuck with his mind and eject as gracefully as I can.
I look at him and say:

Me: "Let me tell you something, your girlfriend is a good girl. She has stopped my advances, not once, but apparently twice. I'm sure she told you all about the first time I hit on her"
Her: " No, she didn't"
Me: "That's crazy, I couldn't remember her name but she remembered mine. Anyway good luck to you both"

I check them out later, and I saw what looked like a fairly intense fight over trust and issues they had. He even pulled her out of the club so they could continue fighting in private while she was in tears. Apparently he was the jealous type