Post: #1

As in, when a chick meets up with you and goes in for a greeting hug/kiss, you pick her up and put her over your shoulder and walk towards your apartment for a little bit. Anyone on here do this regularly?

Post: #2

The chicks I meet in DC are too heavy for all that shit buddy.

Post: #3

Last time I did something like that I was drunk and threw the girl down on the bed. She smashed her head on the wall and cried for a good 5 minutes. Needless to say I didn't get laid that night.

Post: #4

(04-24-2012 01:52 AM)kickboxer Wrote:  As in, when a chick meets up with you and goes in for a greeting hug/kiss, you pick her up and put her over your shoulder and walk towards your apartment for a little bit. Anyone on here do this regularly?

You mean like this ??

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Post: #5

(04-24-2012 04:14 AM)WesternCancer Wrote:  Last time I did something like that I was drunk and threw the girl down on the bed. She smashed her head on the wall and cried for a good 5 minutes. Needless to say I didn't get laid that night.

I had to lol

Post: #6

This is like infinitely ballzier than the AO!

Post: #7

Now i see 'meet up'

Thought he was talking about first time meeting. That would be epic caveman.

Post: #8

I've done this with most petite girls I've dated. It has to be done right, can't come off as incongruent. With a couple girls I've pulled them out of a venue when they were there with their friends. I showed up, hung out for about an hour and had some drinks, met the stupid fucking friends, and then whisper in her ear that it's time to go. In these two cases they lingered so I said, "Alright! I told you it's time to go!" And then the caveman pick up and carry. In both cases it was very well received, she started laughing immediately and waved goodbye to her friends while over my shoulder. Shows dominance and balls, but again, there has to be a certain level of attraction established, obviously. Last thing you want is to be walking out of a venue with a girl over your shoulder that's smacking you and yelling "PUT ME DOWN!". Bouncers aren't gonna take to kindly to that...

Post: #9

Yeah this happens to be often.

I go up to a girl while down at the local cave and say 'uga, ugga uggaa'. Then, regardless of her reaction, I hit her on the head with my club and drag her off to try and push my dick through her unkempt bush while avoiding the local dinosaurs.

Seriously though, caveman Game can work - just in the right setting. If the chick is very high energy then go for it. Otherwise I tend to save going caveman for the bedroom, which at leas attempting to play it cool in the field.

Quote:Last time I did something like that I was drunk and threw the girl down on the bed. She smashed her head on the wall and cried for a good 5 minutes.

We've all been there.

Post: #10

Its a ballsy move but a good buddy of mine did this all the time. He was a ballsy caveman and it was just part of his persona. Obviously he would build up enough rapport with the female and then do it, the girl has to already get an idea your nuts are the size of melons.

She will kick and giggle and scream, but she won't care. My buddy would also shit like stick his ass and nuts in girls faces, smack them, and do dumb shit to them all the time. Girls either hated his guts and wished death on him or they loved him and wanted him to pipe their guts. Never any middle of the road shit with him, he was win or crash evreytime. Obviously not the samrtest move if she's in a skirt, dress or some shit but if shes in jeans its a go.

I find this a better move then swooping and picking her up Casanova style:



Caveman means business.

Post: #11

Ugh, I once picked up a girl like the guy in that alex maxim photo, right after her friend introduced her as a slut. She seemed receptive, and I acted as though I was going to walk out of the bar with her, but put her down to try and figure out why the hell this one particular Asian guy kept showing up at literally every bar I had been at for the past year+. In my head I was convinced he was a hitman sent to kill me. Alas, after finding out he was just 'Ming', I wandered around the bar looking for the 'slut', only to confuse her with another girl. I guess it's good I'm still alive, but damn that sucked.

Post: #12

(04-24-2012 09:33 PM)CJ Wrote:  Ugh, I once picked up a girl like the guy in that alex maxim photo, right after her friend introduced her as a slut. She seemed receptive, and I acted as though I was going to walk out of the bar with her, but put her down to try and figure out why the hell this one particular Asian guy kept showing up at literally every bar I had been at for the past year+. In my head I was convinced he was a hitman sent to kill me. Alas, after finding out he was just 'Ming', I wandered around the bar looking for the 'slut', only to confuse her with another girl. I guess it's good I'm still alive, but damn that sucked.

I don't really understand that post, but I like it.

So you picked a girl up "caveman style" like they're talking about here. You don't know if it works are not because you had to stop due to an Asian guy that had been following you for a year. Is this correct?

Aloha!

Post: #13

This is the funniest thread for a long time. Ugga ugaaa. It's cracking me up.

As stated above a lot of women are going to be too heavy for anyone but a Linebacker or team of firefighters to be able to pull this off.

I can't see myself ever pulling this off. At least not in public. Just wouldn't be congruent. But to each his own. If all the stars align could definitely work for the right person.

Post: #14

(04-24-2012 09:48 PM)Kona Wrote:  

(04-24-2012 09:33 PM)CJ Wrote:  Ugh, I once picked up a girl like the guy in that alex maxim photo, right after her friend introduced her as a slut. She seemed receptive, and I acted as though I was going to walk out of the bar with her, but put her down to try and figure out why the hell this one particular Asian guy kept showing up at literally every bar I had been at for the past year+. In my head I was convinced he was a hitman sent to kill me. Alas, after finding out he was just 'Ming', I wandered around the bar looking for the 'slut', only to confuse her with another girl. I guess it's good I'm still alive, but damn that sucked.

I don't really understand that post, but I like it.

So you picked a girl up "caveman style" like they're talking about here. You don't know if it works are not because you had to stop due to an Asian guy that had been following you for a year. Is this correct?

Aloha!

Hmm, in all fairness, between work, binge drinking and sluts, I haven't slept much recently...

Let's make a time line!

1. I went to this bar
2. I started talking to this girl, who then introduced her friend as a slut
3. I picked up the 'slut' friend, like a caveman, and pretended like I was going to walk out of the bar with her
4. I saw this Asian guy, I swear had been following me for roughly a year
- I guess I figured this whole slut situation was too good to be true and this was his elaborate scheme to finally get me
5. I set down the girl, and attempted to find out if this guy was a hitman
- Turns out he was just 'Ming', and he likes going to the bar solo all the time. He also assured me that he 'carries no weapons' and gave me his business card, which I still have somewhere. I guess he was just an engineer, go figure
6. After setting her down, I couldn't find the right girl again
- In my defense, I'm pretty sure I was already drunk, so that didn't help
7. I've seen Ming again, but sadly never that particular slut girl

Post: #15

In my current spot, I've brought back several dates to my rooftop, which is up some stairs. I'll get some playful resistance about moving it to the bedroom, so I'll just lift them, and then descend the stairs to my room. Can be a little hard with a tall broad girl.

Neil, do you squat down first and then grab the back of their thighs? I used the 'marriage' carry, obviously not as cool. But it was in the service of a first date bang.

Post: #16

A year and a half ago I learned that caveman tactics do not work well on Indian girls.

Post: #17

As a rule I don't caveman as a greeting, or in public for that matter.

Once home it is a different story, as often she finds herself lifted off the ground and pressed into a wall.

When the legs wrap, and they always do, LMR is nonexistant.

Post: #18

I didn't greet the chick in this manner last night because she was carrying a ginormous purse, but, I did put her over my shoulder and lay her down on my bed without smashing her head into the wall [/u]