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RE: The I-Just-Got-Cockblocked Thread
(08-20-2012 08:13 PM)Caligula Wrote: I'm still reeling from the worst cockblock of my life.
Was at a family event and sharing a hotel room with two sons of family friends. These dudes are both in their early twenties. One is really cool, the other one is a weak little bitch. He's probably gay.
So me and the cool guy are smoking cigarettes outside the hotel when a couple of cute girls come by. We start chatting to them and hit it off. Turns out they're both 18 and bored as hell since we're in the middle of nowhere. They're quick to accept our offer to hang out and get some drinks later.
After a long night of drinking and running game only one of them - a blonde with a hard body, a tan and a cute ass - is down. As the senior player on the team I decide the three of us should all go back to the room and see what happens. As soon as we sit down on the bed I start escalating and before I know it it's a full-on two dudes and one girl threesome.
Five minutes into me pounding away doggy style the creepy dude we're sharing a room with wakes up in the bed in the corner and starts whining. At first he's just bitterly muttering something under his breath which is easy to ignore. Finally his beta-rage-meter overflows and he calls out very loudly "GUYS, THIS ISN'T YOUR PRIVATE HONEYMOON SUITE! I NEED TO SLEEP!!" I told him to shut the fuck up. He goes off on some rant about respect and needing his sleep and BOOM, the whole mood is ruined, the girl gets self-conscious, gets dressed, apologises (!) to the cock blocking piece of shit and leaves.
Probably the worst breach of male solidarity I've ever experienced. He deserves to have his balls chopped off.
hahaha what a little slut, and what a little bitch.
howd u isolate the girl from her friend?
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WesternCancer
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RE: The I-Just-Got-Cockblocked Thread
Caligula at least you got it in man! I probably would have chucked the dudes shit out the window or something.
I just got cockblocked by poor game or something I dunno.
I tried to run my vino-beach-swoop maneuver (patent pending) But came up short. Met this cute 18 year old at the beach after a harsh flake a week prior (I assumed she was on the rag). She replies to all of my texts nearly instantly and uses tons of smiley faces. We get to the beach talk about shit for a long ass time, I try to keep it focused on her because I've realized a problem in my talking to much. All is going well and the sun has set, bugs are out in full force so I say "damn we're getting eaten alive lets go watch a movie at my place" She drives me to my place (shes 0.5 bottle wine in). We get to my place, shes kind of drunk and getting flirtier. I go to the bathroom, come back and sit down next to her and she says "soooo uhhhh that movie" I put some tv show on. I'm feeling the wine and get into the tv show and don't make a move. After its over (30mins) I'm quick to makeout, its like shes 12 years old, she'll shove her tongue down my throat twice then give a peck EVERY TIME. Anyways I'm rounding those bases thinking I've just hit a homerun, no resistance whatsoever getting to her pussy. I try to finger it and it has huge flappy inner labia, like I couldn't even find the clit what the hell. So I try to stick my fingers in, shes super tight (18 year old pussy usually is) and shes like the fuckin sahara desert. I try to makeout more, I get on top and start dry humping her. I lift her shirt up and start kissing her stomach. She stops me and says "hey, look I'm not going to have sex with you" I chuckle in my head thinking "thats what they all say" right after she follows with "because I've been sleeping people after meeting them once wayyyyyyy too much lately" My boner deflates -- how is this even possible, is this some kind of shitty 'chick game' where she tries to make it seem like shes experienced (which she wasn't, shes probably way behind her highschool peers in the makeout category). So I roll off her, we talk a bit. I makeout again and guide her hand towards my dick in a last ditch attempt for sum puzzy. She gladly handles my shit like its completely familiar. Then she stops and says "im super sleepy im gonna go now" I walk her to her car and she gives me a cheek kiss. I wanted to channel my inner asshole and say "bitch you just were grabbing my cock like it was a life preserver I'm gonna need more than a cheek-peck." then have her blow me in the carpark.
Anyways, thoughts on where I fucked up?
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Caligula
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RE: The I-Just-Got-Cockblocked Thread
(08-21-2012 01:03 AM)WesternCancer Wrote: Caligula at least you got it in man! I probably would have chucked the dudes shit out the window or something.
I just got cockblocked by poor game or something I dunno.
I tried to run my vino-beach-swoop maneuver (patent pending) But came up short. Met this cute 18 year old at the beach after a harsh flake a week prior (I assumed she was on the rag). She replies to all of my texts nearly instantly and uses tons of smiley faces. We get to the beach talk about shit for a long ass time, I try to keep it focused on her because I've realized a problem in my talking to much. All is going well and the sun has set, bugs are out in full force so I say "damn we're getting eaten alive lets go watch a movie at my place" She drives me to my place (shes 0.5 bottle wine in). We get to my place, shes kind of drunk and getting flirtier. I go to the bathroom, come back and sit down next to her and she says "soooo uhhhh that movie" I put some tv show on. I'm feeling the wine and get into the tv show and don't make a move. After its over (30mins) I'm quick to makeout, its like shes 12 years old, she'll shove her tongue down my throat twice then give a peck EVERY TIME. Anyways I'm rounding those bases thinking I've just hit a homerun, no resistance whatsoever getting to her pussy. I try to finger it and it has huge flappy inner labia, like I couldn't even find the clit what the hell. So I try to stick my fingers in, shes super tight (18 year old pussy usually is) and shes like the fuckin sahara desert. I try to makeout more, I get on top and start dry humping her. I lift her shirt up and start kissing her stomach. She stops me and says "hey, look I'm not going to have sex with you" I chuckle in my head thinking "thats what they all say" right after she follows with "because I've been sleeping people after meeting them once wayyyyyyy too much lately" My boner deflates -- how is this even possible, is this some kind of shitty 'chick game' where she tries to make it seem like shes experienced (which she wasn't, shes probably way behind her highschool peers in the makeout category). So I roll off her, we talk a bit. I makeout again and guide her hand towards my dick in a last ditch attempt for sum puzzy. She gladly handles my shit like its completely familiar. Then she stops and says "im super sleepy im gonna go now" I walk her to her car and she gives me a cheek kiss. I wanted to channel my inner asshole and say "bitch you just were grabbing my cock like it was a life preserver I'm gonna need more than a cheek-peck." then have her blow me in the carpark.
Anyways, thoughts on where I fucked up?
Damn, I feel for you - I've had this kind of thing happen to me a few times. Not sure what it is. Maybe lack of attraction? Lack of comfort? While it's probably a lie that she's been having a lot of random ONS considering how inexperienced she seemed, her using THAT as an excuse hints that she's not comfortable around you yet. Maybe work on forging a stronger emotional connection with her?
My impression is that if you lead well, younger girls will go along with you for longer than they're comfortable with due to inertia and then suddenly they 'wake up' and decide it's time to leave.
An 18 year old girl I dated was similar at first. We went back to my place twice and made out, I fingered her and but both times she didn't seem comfortable and shut it down. I kept making plans with her and she was always chatty and happy to meet (thanks Roosh for reminding us that there's no punishment in going for sex). Took that as my signal to persist. Sure enough, on the third or the fourth date the LMR magically evaporated as if she had decided it was going to happen that night and we dated for about six months after.
In hindsight she was always skeptical about my motives, suspected that I was seeing other girls on the side and generally eager for signs of commitment. It was comfort that was lacking in the early stages. In the end I fucked up that relationship by not picking up on those signs and over-gaming throughout. I was still learning to calibrate at the time.
"A flower can not remain in bloom for years, but a garden can be cultivated to bloom throughout seasons and years." - xsplat
(This post was last modified: 08-21-2012 07:27 AM by Caligula.)
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Caligula
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RE: The I-Just-Got-Cockblocked Thread
"A flower can not remain in bloom for years, but a garden can be cultivated to bloom throughout seasons and years." - xsplat
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