Post: #2126

^ Nice pic Kaotic.

This weekend I got kicked out of the club I was at for fucking in the women's bathroom. I wonder...is it better to bang in the women or mens bathroom? For some reason I always head into the girls restroom when I'm going for the quick bang.

It's become a bit of a habit of mine to fuck where it's most convenient, rather than pull to my apartment...

Club Slut

My fraternity at school rents out a club in our city about once a month and throws a party there. We try to mix it up and have themed house parties and then club parties every few weekends as well so that the freshman girls get some variety, and come back craving more.

Keep in mind that we target mostly freshman, so the clubs we work with allow 18+ and just give wristbands to those who are of drinking age. It's definitely easier to pull at a house party, but chicks get dressed up for the club events and it's a nice change of pace.

So I quickly move to the dance floor after arriving and briefly saying whattup to my boys - now it's time to hunt.

Within the 1st 10 minutes I'm hooking up with a sexy Jewish Persian girl. But if you know anything about persian Jewish girls, you know that while some of them can be slutty, a lot of them can take some work - a few dates, the notion of commitment...she's hot, but unfortunately I'm not looking for wifey material at the club.

I'm trying to screen and see who's DTF.

I move on, and about an hour later I've chatted and danced with maybe 10 chicks. The next 1 hooks, she's looking at me with sex eyes, giggling at everything I say. I go animal mode on her, start passionately kissing her and pulling her hair, while slipping my hands down her pants and squeezing her bare ass. I keep telling her how sexy she is and how hard she's making me. She just continues to nod and giggle and tell me I'm cute too.

I tell her I wish we could just chill the two of us, without so many people around. She agrees but mentions that she can't leave her friend (haven't heard that before). I tell her we should find somewhere to go and start walking with her towards the restroom. I see the excitement building in her eyes, and I tell her, "we're about to do something fucking crazy".

To my surprise, she doesn't protest the idea of going into the packed women's bathroom at all, despite the fact that there is a big black bouncer standing outside the entrance to both bathrooms. I buy my time until he starts talking to another employee, and quickly slip into the chicks bathroom, hoping she follows.

She follows me quickly, and I look to my left. About 5 girls in front of the mirror, but I put my head down and open the bathroom stall farthest on the right. I already have a 'unique' rep on campus...so thankfully none of the chicks I know well saw me in the bathroom.

I push her up against the wall and she immediately whips out my cock, drops to her knees, and starts sucking. This girl is a freak, not surprisingly, and likes it when I pull her hair and tell her she loves sucking my dick. I proceed to start cock-slapping her back and forth, repeatedly, with a huge smile on my face. I'm a depraved fuck.

I then bend her over, equip a condom, and start pounding her from behind. She's pretty damn cute for a chick who is down to get smashed at a club...I thoroughly enjoyed smashing her from behind.

(the firm grip I've got on her hair - that's key)


But she's moaning pretty loud even though I keep telling her to be quiet. I'm not trying to have everyone entering the bathroom hear me fucking her, so I quickly turn her around, rip off the condom, and tell her to just make me cum.

I start face-fucking her against the wall and telling her to play with my balls, commanding her to tell me how much she loves what she's doing.

Next thing I know there's a black female security guard standing on the toilet seat in the neighboring stall peering right over at me as I'm thrusting back and forth into this girls mouth.

(caught me right after I took this - note the red pocket square )


I can't recall exactly what the bouncer said, but something along the lines of "What are you doing with your dick out in the women's bathroom," the words "sick bastard," "get the fuck out of there," and a couple other things. I calmly buttoned my pants, gave the girl a kiss on the cheek, and allowed myself to be escorted from the club (2 other male bouncers aided her in showing me the exit).

Mind you, I snuck back in via the smoking section literally 5 minutes later. Top notch security team!

Post: #2127

spider field report delivers again! awesome.

Post: #2128

The red pocket square strikes again!

Post: #2129

Post: #2130

Fucking Spider

Post: #2131

Hahahah well done spider that tops my bang report this week, I'm not really a club kind of guy (anymore), but I've done sex acts in the most random places.

Great action pics !

Post: #2132

Met up with new 20-yr brunette Sunday night, she texted me on Friday to set it up. This was date #2. First date we had drinks and she was sparkly eyes all nite, but was shy about getting naked on the first date, and overall she's shy and introverted.

I told her where to park and to wear a short dress with tall heels. She did. [compliance [stealing kaotic's idea here]] We got drinks at a british pub to start with. After 1 drink I started kissing her at the table we sat down at. [be bold]

After 2 was running my hands up and down her thighs, grabbing her neck, whispering all the things I was going to do to her very soon. By the end she was trembling when I touched her face, neck, or legs. [kino]

Paid the bar bill and started walking to a hotel around 930pm. [assume the sale]

We sat down in the nearby park for a few minutes and made out heavily, I was grabbing her everywhere and she moaned the whole time. I was already hard at this point and she was soaking through her panties.

Walked into the hotel, told her 'Wait in the lobby until I come get you,' [compliance]
Registering took about 5 minutes. Clerk gave us a room on the top floor which was nice, I always like a good view.
Girl was waiting patiently in a chair, not texting or surfing. She grabs my arm as we walk to the elevator. Very feminine.

We start making out in the living room in this suite while admiring the fantastic view, [build anticipation] she strips to her bra/panties and sticks her hand down my pants.
I drag her into the bedroom and throw her on the floor while I take my suit off. I tell her to keep the heels on and start blowing me. [always always lead].

She is fantastic at deepthroat...wow, jackpot. I had no idea. So good I tell her that when I come she is going to swallow every drop, she nods but keeps her eyes down. [Confirmation that she is a total submissive.] She swallows and finally looks up at me and asks, 'Did I do a good job?'

We order some room service before round 2. She starts blowing me again as I grab two handfuls of her very long hair. After a few minutes I stop gagging her so we can fuck. She is shaved and superwet, the wettest girl I have ever seen.

She has a trembling, leg-shaking orgasm, haven't seen that in a while. Give her a quick break to stop twitching before continuing. She comes 2 more times and loudly before I pull out and launch several ropes over her face and tits. I get a satisfied smile in return.

Ask her if she had lots of pent-up sexual energy and she confirms she broke up with her bf 10 months ago and hasn't dated since. Lots of porn and masterbating in the interim. Meet up again next week.

Post: #2133

+1 7.5 Japanese girl. Super stylish, tall and skinny but tits are ridiculous. So big and perfect I thought they were fake but they're not. Maybe nicest I've ever seen (especially on an Asian). Had to fight through a lot of resistance with her as you'll see, but finally prevailed

Met her in Whole Foods three weeks ago and got the number. She goes to language school here so English is not amazing. Never been with a foreigner before.

Made a date the following week but she cancelled and said she was sick. Really apologetic about it. I said no problem, lets do the following week. This time we met for lunch and after I brought her to a small, private, temporary office I sometimes use. Tried to kiss her but she stopped me. Said the week before she actually wasn't sick but was having problems with her Japanese boyfriend and was too upset to meet. Since then she decided she was going back to him and she could only be friends with me.

I told her that wasn't going to work and kissed her. She protested at first but then gave in and kissed me back. I moved to her neck and she started moaning. Started feeling her up above her shirt and she didn't do anything. But when my hand went underneath she tried to stop me. I kept going until I found her tits and was like, holy shit! Despite her trying to stop me even more I lifted up her shirt to get a good look at them. She was pretty embarrassed - the room was bright and Jap girls are pretty shy - and kept saying she couldn't do anything more but I told her to relax and that everything with fine. I don't know if it's from watching a lot of Japanese porn or from my experience with J girls but I just knew that I needed to keep going, to be the boss. And it worked.

However, when I tried to get my hand in her pants she said she REALLY couldn't, because she was on her period. I didn't believe her at first, but then from the outside I could feel the pad. So I just kind of rubbed her on the outside of her pants and sucked on those perfect titties and dry humped her for a while until we had to go.

After that we made plans to meet the following week (today). The whole week before I was worried it wasn't going to happen, that I had been too aggressive, that she would feel too guilty because of her boyfriend, etc. I was sure she was going to cancel, but she didn't. She wanted to eat something but I told her we could eat later, and brought her right back to the same place. While she made a few feeble attempts to stop me at first, eventually she caved. No resistance. No period. No problem

And it WAS just like in a Japanese porno, those tits bouncing like crazy, her moaning/crying like a little girl, me holding her ankles with her body contorted on the couch like a pretzel. It was awesome.

Post: #2134

+1 and my Ugandan flag. Solid 7.

Not what I expected from my trip to Singapore but picked up this Ugandan chick at a night club. Cracking tight body and that black girl booty. Tits a bit flat though.
Don't even remember her name but she gave me two massive hickeys on my neck. Was not pleased when I spotted those this morning.

Post: #2135

+1
My friend's girl suggested i go on a date with her friend. I was happy to comply. We met up at a square near my apt. We went to 3 different bars, didn't make much moves in any of them, just talked to her. I had work the following day so my initial plan was to take it easy with this chick, but at the third bar she said she is moving out of town next week. So i thought "fuck it", told her we're gonna empty a bottle of wine at my place. We took some wine, went out on the balcony and made out with her there. Went back in, more making out, ripped off her clothes and fucked her on my bed. When i started switching positions she suddenly started sobbing that she can't have sex, that she has just broken up or something and that she only has sex with her boyfriend. I stayed cool and said it was ok. My penis had already seen the inside of her vagina even though i didn't come. She seemed really apologetic and she left shortly after.

Post: #2136

(11-20-2014 12:51 PM)The Great Basilisk Wrote:  +1
My friend's girl suggested i go on a date with her friend. I was happy to comply. We met up at a square near my apt. We went to 3 different bars, didn't make much moves in any of them, just talked to her. I had work the following day so my initial plan was to take it easy with this chick, but at the third bar she said she is moving out of town next week. So i thought "fuck it", told her we're gonna empty a bottle of wine at my place. We took some wine, went out on the balcony and made out with her there. Went back in, more making out, ripped off her clothes and fucked her on my bed. When i started switching positions she suddenly started sobbing that she can't have sex, that she has just broken up or something and that she only has sex with her boyfriend. I stayed cool and said it was ok. My penis had already seen the inside of her vagina even though i didn't come. She seemed really apologetic and she left shortly after.

Wow gotta love female logic, doesn't think about it before, but during or after sex she regrets it.

Post: #2137

So my girlfriend was in her period for 6 days and has been in a very fragile mood, something very small could make her angry. Yesterday she decided to sleep at her parents' house, and when leaving, she said "I was thinking about having sex today, but finally I decided to make you wait, because you forgot the dishes."

Hmmm... really? Let's see who's the boss!

15:00: Angry girlfriend leaves
15:15: Departure for Bangkok
15:50: Arrival in bangkok, meetup with chich #1, movies, make out, no notch because I'm in a hurry.
18:45: Meetup with chich #2 at her place, go in restaurant have dinner, and finish at love motel (+NOTCH)
20:30: Departure for Sakaeo to meet chich #3, a Cambodian living in Thailand. Spend the night at her place, movies too (+NOTCH) (+FLAG)
07:15: Departure from Sakaeo to go back to Bangkok to meet chick #4 for breakfast, make out, she promises bang next time, logistics problem
09:30: Arrival at chick #5's place for a quick and nice bang, she was sex-texting all the time before (+NOTCH)
11:30: Back home, exhausted, time to take a nap.

"You will have sex when you will be nice to me".. yeah, right.

Post: #2138

(11-20-2014 11:40 PM)alex3948 Wrote:  So my girlfriend was in her period for 6 days and has been in a very fragile mood, something very small could make her angry. Yesterday she decided to sleep at her parents' house, and when leaving, she said "I was thinking about having sex today, but finally I decided to make you wait, because you forgot the dishes."

Hmmm... really? Let's see who's the boss!

15:00: Angry girlfriend leaves
15:15: Departure for Bangkok
15:50: Arrival in bangkok, meetup with chich #1, movies, make out, no notch because I'm in a hurry.
18:45: Meetup with chich #2 at her place, go in restaurant have dinner, and finish at love motel (+NOTCH)
20:30: Departure for Sakaeo to meet chich #3, a Cambodian living in Thailand. Spend the night at her place, movies too (+NOTCH) (+FLAG)
07:15: Departure from Sakaeo to go back to Bangkok to meet chick #4 for breakfast, make out, she promises bang next time, logistics problem
09:30: Arrival at chick #5's place for a quick and nice bang, she was sex-texting all the time before (+NOTCH)
11:30: Back home, exhausted, time to take a nap.

"You will have sex when you will be nice to me".. yeah, right.

Wonderful.

Love it.

Post: #2139

UPDATE

I go to sleep at 11:30 in the morning, wake up at 14:00 to find out that I have a message from a girl who wanted to see me.

14:30: Leave home again
16:00: Arrival to Bangkok, meetup with chick #6, who says she will pay for everything.
17:00: Movies, make out
20:00: Arrival at hotel, bang, sleep (+NOTCH)
08:00: Departure to get home before girlfriend arrives
10:00: Arrive home, take quick shower to cover traces
10:20: Girlfriend arrives, bang.

So a total of 5 notches in less than 48 hours. Gotta keep calm for a while.

Post: #2140

Plus +1 from Tinder

A girl hits me up 4 months prior to matching. Another girl from Windsor (my easiest demographic)
Girls from Canada love to come to America to shop as it's cheaper. She texts me yesterday evening saying she was in town shoppingat Target. How convient for her to pick the Target nearest to me That's girl speak for I came all the way near you not to shop but to get my bottom rung out.

So I go for it all and invite her to dinner at my place. Dinner, get half way through the movie, and I bang out.

Post: #2141

+1 Tinder

26 y/o Colombian who looks and sounds like Sofia Vergera (even almost that light skinned). Was hammered and forgot we were supposed to meet, she actually came and picked me up from wandering around downtown, took me to the bar, then back to my place for the bang. No uber fees and a +1, I'm declaring this a win.

Post: #2142

+1 Tinder bang 6.5 face, 7 body, 33 years old (I know way outside my age range, but it was an easy notch)

Talk on tinder for a bit heavy LMR getting number, want to use whatsapp/kik, I laughed and got the number after a bit of an exchange.

Doesn't want to meet up during the week afterall, plan for Friday night, she refuses going to stupid chain bars, I was taking her to a dive bar right down street from my house (not my usual spot).

Friday night I had pipelined 3 girls, 2 flaked, so this girl was it, she meets at my house (first IOI), we get there she pays for the first round of drinks (second IOI), we have a few drinks and converse.

This girl has one of those stupid skrillex side cuts, short hair, piercings galore, tattoos of course.

She's vegan, doesn't have a steady job, she's been out of the country for years, she had some cool stories about overseas (makes me wanna travel asap).

The ringer: 3 degrees she doesn't use, a masters and $50K+ in student debt. Classic.


We drink a few more rounds & listen to the live music, then I bring the classic:

"What's your top 5 movies?"
Blah blah blah
"I fucking love that movie, I totally wanna watch it, let's watch it"
Watch for the IOI "Yeah im totally down let's do it"

I go to the restroom and some guy is talking to her, turns out it's the singer from the cover band, I cut into the convo and then we bounce.

Get home, 10-15 mins into the movie clothes are coming of NO LMR at all.

I take her top off......her tits are COVERED in fucking hickies.


I almost stop, but I said fuck it, didn't say a word and took her pants off, unshaven...what a surprise, not.


We bang, she's got a cute ass, with some suspect bruises, I end up putting it in her ass, haven't done that in awhile in a ONS

I finish on her, she's rubbing it on herself (is that a slut tell ) we rest, we bang again, I cum again.

It takes her an hour to figure out if she wants to leave or not, thankfully she leaves.

TL;DR Standard tinder slut >bang> big ass hickeys on tits> Vag +Anal ONS

For your viewing pleasure (or not):
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Post: #2143

+1?
I don't know if this counts but fingered and got a blowjob from some slut in a nightclub men's room. I don't remember how it happened cause i was drunk as shit though.

Post: #2144

(11-23-2014 11:44 AM)The Great Basilisk Wrote:  +1?
I don't know if this counts but fingered and got a blowjob from some slut in a nightclub men's room. I don't remember how it happened cause i was drunk as shit though.

Doesn't count. This isn't the I-almost-had-sex-thread

Post: #2145

Hope you wrapped it up, Kaotic. That chick is definitely a slut and all those hickeys on her tits indicate she fucked some other dude the day before.

Post: #2146

+1 23 year old HB 7.75 Mixed Latin Girl Second Date Bang

2nd notch this week, back to back days.

Pretty proud of this one, the most MASSIVE LMR I ever experience and it stopped beautifully.

Backstory (3 Weeks ago):

Punk rock show, drunk, go to a local bar after with my buddy, his wife, and this other couple (5th wheelin), see this girl talking to my friends wife, then she disappears, I get the number from my friends wife.

We hangout, do my usual routine: my regular bar then bounce back to my pad.

Movie, heavy petting, intense LMR, cavemaning fails, she is-not-having-it.

We talk during the week, I flake on her friday (for the previous bang above).


Second meet up:

Get off work, get ready, she's lagging so I say fuck it and go to my regular bar.

Catch up with old friends and my regular weekend friends. It was actually nice being at that bar without a girl and being able to talk to everyone.

I end up driving from the bar with a buddy and his girl back to my place to pickup my HB who finally showed up.

Head to our first venue it's a country bar I frequent with friends (not usually girls).

Drinks and shots are flowing, everyones having a blast it's like a reunion at this bar, I noticed my HB is sticking pretty close to me, the more she drinks the more she's being flirty with me.

She starts kissing me in public and PDA. I'm drunk and I return the favor - this is a no no for me. I never show PDA with a random girl, especially at a bar I frequent, I like leaving mystery surrounding the girls I bring.

I'm drunk and I just do it, but my game is on auto pilot and slows it down thank god.

We end up on the patio and I got back inside to catch up with some friends, I guess she saw 2 guys she knows and caught up with them, I caught myself trying to see how she was reacting, once again auto-pilot drunk game kicks in, I ignore and keep talking to my friend.

I take a piss and see my buddy gaming this ugly fat 5, when he's drunk he goes for anything. I walk up to them and start chatting, then my friend ejects and gets a drink so now I'm stuck with this girl.

Somehow the conversation ended like this:

Dumb fat ugly 5: I'm not like other girls, I bet you've never met a girl like me.
Kaotic: -laughs hysterically- Haven't heard that before.
Dumb fat ugly 5: -snotty voice- oh yeah ? How many girls do you know that have their masters ?
Kaotic: Actually a few, and I give a shit less about a degree, it's all about how you are as a person, show me something of worth as a person, then I'll be interested.
Dumb fat ugly 5: -startled face- Well blah blah blah.

At this point I'm laughing and my girl walks towards me because she see's me with another girl. I swear some fucking people need to be checked and I have no filter or the time. It didn't help she was persian and had princess syndrome.

We do a line dance together, then everyone ejects to the last venue/dive bar, another country bar.

More drinks, more dancing, caught up with some really old friends, which was awesome to see. I get an Uber and we bounce back to the pad.

The Closing:

We get home, it's hot and heavy once we get in bed, I get some resistance, but get her top off, as I get her bottoms of she says "I'm on my period" - "so, I don't care". Her pants are off, sure enough a tampon is in.

She's got a cute ass, great body, a bit flat chested (bit of a disappointment)

Next came the most INSANE amount of LMR I've encountered.

Her LMR was like reeling a fucking Marlin in for over an hour.

"Why"
"I can't"
"This is the only second time we've hungout"
"Let's wait, let's do this later"

to which I responded:
"So"
-no response carry on-
"why"
"ok"

As she's throwing up LMR she's stroking my dick and then rubbing her pussy on it.

I tried all kinds of cavemaning, fingering, licking/rubbing her clit, I even played just the tip - yes, with the tampon still in.

Yeah, I'm a drunk deplorable scumbag that will get shit done for the bang.

And of course she was never "on her period".

Finally I stop trying to reel her in and I'm just on top of her, and guess what ?

She gets up, goes to the bathroom, comes back, lays down, and puts my dick in her.

She's super fucking tight, semi wet (could be the booze), we bang raw, her on top, me on top, and then I fuck her from behind, she slows me down tells me my dick is hurting her (as in her pussy is tiny and tight) then I blast all over her chest and stomach.

Clean up, pass out, she spent the night and wake up. I can tell this girl likes me more than just a bang, she's showing PDA as we're waking up.

She left her fucking keys in my car which is at the bar, she's totally embarrassed and kept apologizing, I get an uber and bounce to the bar, I tell her she owes breakfast and a blowjob the next time we hangout, she said "I'll give you a BJ while you're having breakfast" - SOLD -

Drop her off at her car then bounce to work.

TL;DR - 1st date almost bang>2nd meet up>Bar/Booze/IOI>Broke my PDA rule>MOST LMR EVER>Bang

Don't ever give up on LMR, always push through, but be careful you aren't towing the line.

Below for your viewing pleasure, my Marlin (this pic doesn't do her justice):

Post: #2147

(11-23-2014 07:24 PM)Blue Streak Wrote:  Hope you wrapped it up, Kaotic. That chick is definitely a slut and all those hickeys on her tits indicate she fucked some other dude the day before.

Unfortunately I didn't, I knew what the deal was after I took her top off.

I need to get checked soon, didn't help I fucked this next girl raw either.

Post: #2148

Probably not the best idea to rawdog her, but congrats for reeling that marlin in. Now get an appointment to get checked for STD.

I usually have a red towel beside my bed in the drawer. When a girl pulls the "period" line, I say "oh yeah sorry, let me take care of that" and I put the red towel on the bed and continue licking / whatever I was doing. Works every time. Or the "So?" line while continuing what you're doing is also good.

Post: #2149

(11-24-2014 02:48 AM)alex3948 Wrote:  Probably not the best idea to rawdog her, but congrats for reeling that marlin in. Now get an appointment to get checked for STD.

I usually have a red towel beside my bed in the drawer. When a girl pulls the "period" line, I say "oh yeah sorry, let me take care of that" and I put the red towel on the bed and continue licking / whatever I was doing. Works every time. Or the "So?" line while continuing what you're doing is also good.

Post: #2150

(11-24-2014 02:48 AM)alex3948 Wrote:  Probably not the best idea to rawdog her, but congrats for reeling that marlin in. Now get an appointment to get checked for STD.

I usually have a red towel beside my bed in the drawer. When a girl pulls the "period" line, I say "oh yeah sorry, let me take care of that" and I put the red towel on the bed and continue licking / whatever I was doing. Works every time. Or the "So?" line while continuing what you're doing is also good.

I've use this line with great success also:

-laugh-
well then go to the bathroom -grin- -smack her ass-

75% of the time, that excuse is BS, there's been a handful of times where it's legit, I've earned my redwings man, sometimes you just gotta make things happen.

Yeah it's about time I get checked.