Post: #1726

22 y/o med student, 5'5"(African/Cuban), solid 7, nice ass. It was our first date, so went bowling & went back to her house after. There was some LMR but the bang was inevitable. I slept over since she lives alone and got the morning bang as well. I'm literally in a coffee shop as I write this.

Post: #1727

Joined POF yesterday and had a little browse. Messaged a super cute promo model girl who found me to be really funny. I got our convo off site onto texting and it turned out she was drunk and wanted me to come over but didn't think I would. I told her I was out - I was actually half naked ready to go to bed - but I put on a Brooks Brothers suit with a new Hugo Boss shirt & tie and drove over in my mom's shitty Honda Accord.

I got there, she was around an 8 and probably the hottest girl I've ever fucked. Tattoos and piercings to boot.

I made her laugh and got her comfortable. Then we fucked and I made her cum 3 times (a rare occurrence for me) and somehow managed to last longer than 2 minutes, even though I haven't fapped/watched porn for 12 weeks.

Afterwards told me she loves to threesome guys with her best friend, loves anal, wanted to fuck me in the bathroom of the national gallery, she vibrates 3-4 times a day staring at herself in the mirror. and has planned sauna sex for tonight...... I think I'm in love

Post: #1728

+1.

Turned one of those topless maids on Craigslist into a bang.

Got her under the impression that I wanted her to be a sugar baby. Posted about her a few times in the 'Players Lounge.'

Total slut, though. Probably won't see her again.

Post: #1729

+1 #12 for 2014

Not that hot, from tinder - profile picture was a seven, but she was a 5-6.
When I saw her I actually said to myself - she's not worth it, certainly since I was tired because I worked all day. But after a few drinks I put my leg against hers (it was naturally, I blame my recent lifestyle) and she started stroking it, so I thought why not.
Banged her and got 2 bj's. Will never meet again though.

Post: #1730

+1 #4 for 2014 (already better than all of 2013). 19 y.o. chick home from college for Easter. Matched on Tinder around 5p. Texted back and forth for 20 minutes and set up the fresh direct to my place. She shows up at 9:30, we chat for about 30 minutes and get down to business. We fucked twice and she just left. Never to be seen again.

Ironically, she told me right before round one that she doesn't think I have any game. She said she was attracted to me because she thought I was good looking, smart, and "good with words." Apparently, I've been thinking that my game has been getting better but maybe I'm just getting better at not fucking up with girls that are dtf?

Post: #1731

+1.

#8 for 2014.

Met her waiting for the bus a while back. She gave me her number, when I went and did some online recon I discovered she had a bf, writing all kinds of beta stuff on her Facebook profile.

Put her on the backburner until the inevitable break up. Restarted texting her recently. This morning she called me to say that she thought she had to work and showed up to her shift only to find that she had the day off.

I invited her over, bang happened shortly after some small talk. This girl gives off a crazy vibe so I wrapped it. Tiny little body and a freak in bed. The rougher I got the more she went crazy. I was even slapping her across the face and she couldn't get enough.

Post: #1732

(04-19-2014 11:34 PM)Blackmagic Wrote:  Ironically, she told me right before round one that she doesn't think I have any game.

WTF? Was she negging you? Congrats on the notch but wow women just don't know when to stfu. I guess you're in the 1% of tinder. Congrats!

Post: #1733

(04-21-2014 12:42 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  

(04-19-2014 11:34 PM)Blackmagic Wrote:  Ironically, she told me right before round one that she doesn't think I have any game.

WTF? Was she negging you? Congrats on the notch but wow women just don't know when to stfu. I guess you're in the 1% of tinder. Congrats!

Baha that's like the guy who talks shit on you not beating him worse after he loses at anything ("you barely beat me and i never play, you suck"). Just a weird form of ego damage control I'd say. Already lost, but still has to have the last comment.
The hamster is powerful in that girl.

Post: #1734

+1 White American 6 from OKC (British Irish Mix).

She initially wanted to meet halfway between my place and hers, I asked her to come to my area and she said yes.

I asked her to meet me for drinks in a lounge where we sat right next to each other. We’re chatting for about 20 mins then a group comes in and a blonde 9 asks me if me and my date can move up (on the big couch we were sitting on) a bit so her group could sit down (they were mixed). The blonde sits next to me and then says I’ve got an accent and asks where I’m from - I tell her I’m from UK, she tells me her mother is UK. I didn’t want to piss off my date by talking to a way hotter woman for too long, so I excused myself to go to the restroom when I got back the blonde was chatting to her group so I carried on interacting with my date.

She leans into me and starts touching my hands she said the wine she drank was making her buzz.. She asked why I wanted to meet her. I said cos she’s cute. She leaned forward, looked into my eyes and kissed my lips. I smiled and pulled back. I remember guys saying in this forum many times to never make out in a bar, so I didn’t. I told her that I wanted to make out with her, but that I don’t like putting on shows for people. I asked her to come to my place – but she said she barely knows me. I said stuff into her ear about how much I want privacy, so she said to go into her car.

We get into car and make out. I tried to touch her boobs but she keeps on stopping me. I get pissed off and I’m thinking “fuck this, this will never go anywhere”. I had genuinely had enough and I just wanted to bail. I asked her to drop me off at my place..and then I ask her again if she wants to come inside. She says “maybe”, then parks her car. She says, “I’m only going in for short time”. I said fine. We go inside, start making out… I take her to my bedroom and I get her naked on my bed. She says,” I don’t normally do this kind of things”. In my head I’m thinking “whatever”, but I say to her, “It’s fine, we’re both adults and I want to make you feel good”. I end up banging her twice.

I guess in this instance she wanted the bang more than I did?!

Post: #1735

(04-21-2014 03:22 PM)WalterBlack Wrote:  I guess in this instance she wanted the bang more than I did?!

The 9 winged you beautifully, albeit unintentionally. Nice job keeping your eyes on the prize and not blowing up at her LMR.

Post: #1736

So I visited the girl I met on POF today, planning to anal her. We fucked the last 3 days and I made her cum 7 times in one go, a personal best for both of us. Needless to say, I was excited.

I got dressed in one of my most awesome outfits: a newly purchased $600 berry coloured blazer (thanks Grandma!), a fake Hermes belt from Vietnam, a white collared powder blue dress shirt, a fake Patek Philippe I snagged in a Cambodian market for 11 dollars (bartered down from 19 -- I won't apologize for being Jewish), and a flamboyant blue pocket square that I recently acquired. Dress shoes were a must, although I decided to hold back on my best pair: I am still saving them for our eventual threesome. This isn't my normal game (although maybe it should be), but she loves the fact that I'm a lawyer and loves it when I class it up. Keeping with the tradition of fucking her wearing a tie every time, and more recently fucking her while choking her with my tie, I brought over an antiquated silk Armani tie my Dad gave me a few years back. It's nothing special and I thought she would get wet over it -- and she did.

I picked her up from her friend's place and she was a little distant. She kept her music in while we chatted (you serious, bitch?) and complained that her coffee was making her unwell; after all, she had kidney problems as a child.

We got to her place and she lit some candles, and turned off the main lighting. My skin wasn't looking its best today so I was pleased by the darker lighting. It made her recent hair highlights look better as well.

We started kissing and I picked her up and threw her on the bed. Voraciously, I stood over her like a hunter admiring his prize. As we started to makeout things slowed down - that is to say I wasn't very aggressive at all and neither was she. Before I knew it I had fully lost my erection. How could this be? On this night of all nights? Is there no God in the heavens?

We chatted for a bit and she was understanding, but her condescension was unhelpful. She likes sex super rough and told her how "cute" I was, reminded her of Michael Cera. This was too much for me: I saw that pussy faggot once at a steakhouse in Toronto and my friends and I didn't even bother saying hello or staring for too long, obviously knowing that we were far superior to that awkward, bumbling, probably terribly at fingering, dweeb. We started kissing more passionately, only stopping for her to compliment me every now and again. I finally got it up, grabbed the lube we were saving for anal, and sped things up a bit.

After making her cum once, we were ready for anal. It was time for me to become a man. She started toying with her asshole as I jerked off from above, my eyes circling like vultures. What felt like an eternity soon came to an end, and I leaned over and slipped it in slowly.

I don't know how to describe the experience, except to say to all of the gay people out there that now I get it. I see where you guys are coming from (no pun intended). It was great, I made her cum twice (she told me afterwards that it was the best anal she's ever had - and this means a lot to me considering she once went on a straight 2 week anal binge), but after the second time I realized that I forgot something absolutely vital to our sexual experience: my tie!

We leaned over to grab it off the floor, moving in unison to avoid my 80% hard penis from sliding out. When I got it I immediately tied it around her neck and began pulling her hair and choking her lightly with it. Comically, she always tells me I should fuck her even harder and thinks I'm too nice of a guy to not do it, but the truth is that I just get super tired and it's a pretty big workout if you're on top for an hour. All those years of masturbating and being addicted to porn has meant that I can literally last forever if I want to -- a blessing and a curse.

I came in her ass, hopped in the shower, and kissed her goodbye. It's the last time I'll be seeing that pretty little thing for a week or two as I'm going away for a while.

I used to play chess for Canada many years ago and, if it taught me anything, it's that preparation is everything. I went outside, took out a matchbox I got in duty free along with a special hand rolled Burmese cigar I bought on an island near Inle Lake, and had a smoke as I crossed the street and walked back to my mother's shitty Honda Accord.

I got in and blasted the music loudly, driving home at speeds meant only for the Autobahn.

I walked into the house, went upstairs, saw my little brother sitting at his computer, took my tie out of my pocket, threw it in his face and went "whatsup fucker?" He knew what went down.

I sit here now, still wearing my shirt and chinos, pondering my existence in the universe.

Good night.

EDIT: She just texted me saying she got a noise complaint because a neighbour heard screaming. Fuck. Yes.

Post: #1737

+1 #13 for '14

Almost more in the first 4 months than i fucked in 2013. Very cute small & thin blond girl, looks a bit like a smaller/skinnier version of Scarlett Johansson - tinder but I met her before 2 years ago. Back then my mates were talking about how hot she was, I even had her number but none of us every did anything with it.

What a difference a year (or 2) makes. She came down to my place, and within the hour we were fucking - and continued for 3 hours. Came inside of her rawdogstyle twice. Damn she was hot.

Post: #1738

(04-22-2014 05:19 PM)casio Wrote:  Came inside of her rawdogstyle twice. Damn she was hot.

Be careful dog...

Post: #1739

She recently came out of a 2 year relation, I highly assume she's taking the pill or uses some other form of contraception.

Post: #1740

(04-24-2014 02:39 AM)casio Wrote:  She recently came out of a 2 year relation, I highly assume she's taking the pill or uses some other form of contraception.

You know what happens when you assume, right? 18 years, mate

Fresh out of a relationship is about the least stable girl imaginable.
Plan B, should never be Plan A.
But Plan C wears diapers.

Couldn't hurt to do a follow up and verify on your assumption.

Just suggesting due diligence.

Post: #1741

+1 (Australian born Chinese Flag) 25 y/o 7/10. no.6 for 2014. Tinder.

Tagline on her Tinder profile was "will squat for peanut butter".

We all know that a chick who squats has a tight twat - this being no exception.

What's more, all that squatting has bestowed her with a well developed and shapely ass. No negative ass syndrome to speak of here. With an ass like hers, doggy was definitely the favoured position, and she loved it balls deep with plenty of spanking too.

Did I mention I was an ass man? When you have a thing for Asian's, as a lot of guys here do, and you come across an ass like that, it's truly a thing to savour. Raw dogging and nutting on those cheeks sure was satisfying, mmm mmm.

Post: #1742

Banged out a Tinder girl last night, watched a movie, escalated, closed.

Had her naked last time we hungout but no condom. (Out of respect, there is only 1 girl I bang without a condom at the moment)

Thick girl, nice big ass titties. Not the greatest BJ in the beginning.

Nothing special, it was a 0 effort bang with a 5.5

Just another tinder notch.

Post: #1743

Don't get how you bros are banging anything under 7s. I just cant get it up for those bishes.

Post: #1744

(04-21-2014 10:56 PM)HankRearden Wrote:  So I visited the girl I met on POF today, planning to anal her. We fucked the last 3 days and I made her cum 7 times in one go, a personal best for both of us.

I came in her ass, hopped in the shower, and kissed her goodbye. It's the last time I'll be seeing that pretty little thing for a week or two as I'm going away for a while.

I used to play chess for Canada many years ago and, if it taught me anything, it's that preparation is everything. I went outside, took out a matchbox I got in duty free along with a special hand rolled Burmese cigar I bought on an island near Inle Lake, and had a smoke as I crossed the street and walked back to my mother's shitty Honda Accord.

I got in and blasted the music loudly, driving home at speeds meant only for the Autobahn.

I walked into the house, went upstairs, saw my little brother sitting at his computer, took my tie out of my pocket, threw it in his face and went "whatsup fucker?" He knew what went down.

I sit here now, still wearing my shirt and chinos, pondering my existence in the universe.

Good night.

Hank, you're a god dam animal. Props.

Post: #1745

(04-24-2014 11:44 AM)ElJefe Wrote:  Don't get how you bros are banging anything under 7s. I just cant get it up for those bishes.

My main plate is an 8. I don't fap, I like getting off. Tinder's an easy lay, so why not ? Besides it keeps my emotions in check and I don't catch feelings for the 8 while she keeps liking me more and more.

I don't have time for many dates, I work 7 days a week, and gym after work. So 0 effort bang is a decent strategy.

This does NOT mean I'm not trying aim for the highest HB's possible, what I really need to work on is day indirect/direct day game. (I'll be honest I still get some approach anxiety, even with better confidence I have now).

I plan on working on that this weekend at Stagecoach (so many HBs dressed all slutty looking for a good time). My logistics are proper - luxury motor home, got plenty of booze, some coke for the girls who like it. I've got a great wingman that I've learned from. I'll also stickout since I'm a pakistani/indian dude at a country festival (I plan on using that to my advantage and humor)

PS love reading your articles man !

Post: #1746

Windom,

I believe I swiped on this chick on tinder too very recently. Do you want to share your approach on this chick, will be good to learn from it.

Post: #1747

+1. #9 for 2014.

22 year old Tinder matchm, I'd rate her as a 7. Had texted her for a bit. Sent her some sexally charged stuff, she loved it but had never done anything like this before. I ended up using Facetime on my phone to have a quick five minute conversation with her last night to build comfort.

It worked, she showed up to my place this afternoon. There was some LMR, ("I don't think I can do this") so I just relaxed with her a bit and asked her questions about her life. Then I kissed her neck and that got her hot and heavy. Slid it in shortly there after. (With condom, she wasnt on birth control)

Afterwards we were getting dressed and she said she wanted me to take her doggie. So I tore off her clothes flipped her on all fours and hit it doggie. First in the vag, then anal, she went crazy for it.

Good lay.

Post: #1748

(04-24-2014 12:21 PM)dancingjohn Wrote:  Windom,

I believe I swiped on this chick on tinder too very recently. Do you want to share your approach on this chick, will be good to learn from it.

Unless you're in Australia, I doubt she came up on your search.

Anyway, not a very high level of game required for this one, but her being Asian and me White would've been a DHV in itself. Being 6'4" doesn't hurt either (which I mention in my profile btw).

Employed standard operating procedure of going for the digits after only a few messages back and forth on Tinder. Didn't go for date straight away, built up a bit of rapport over a couple of weeks first. This approach doesn't tend to be recommended all that much around here, but I find it to be an effective anti-flake strategy, as long as your text game is tight.

Was a bit concerned that she doesn't drink at all, but her bubbly personality made it easy to keep energy levels high and the conversation light and more conducive to escalation with incidental kino etc.

If a chick tells you she doesn't drink, that doesn't mean you can't set up a date at a bar. I tend to go for the more classy type atmosphere, so it's a nice environment in and of itself.

1 non alcoholic drink later (I didn't drink either), I suggest that I walk her to her car. As we approach her car, I say, "hey, it's still early, wanna watch a movie at my place" (which was code for drive me home and we'll fuck). She enthusiastically agrees, and the rest of the work is easy, no LMR to speak of.

Post: #1749

+4. #22 for 2014. (way more bangs in last week than 4...it was 4 chicks with a ton of bangs. It has been crazy!). But, +1 new notch (need to add my Turkish Delight to the roster and my 2014 notch count).

++++++++++

I'm enjoying this flying into another city at last minute to sweep a woman off their feet. Damn, good shit. Next stop, SF Bay Area to retap my Brazilian bombshell that started this whole thing!

Cheers to living these experiences to their fullest. Game is so much more than ground and pound!

Carry on!

Post: #1750

(04-24-2014 08:12 PM)Windom Earle Wrote:  Employed standard operating procedure of going for the digits after only a few messages back and forth on Tinder. Didn't go for date straight away, built up a bit of rapport over a couple of weeks first. This approach doesn't tend to be recommended all that much around here, but I find it to be an effective anti-flake strategy, as long as your text game is tight.

... I say, "hey, it's still early, wanna watch a movie at my place" (which was code for drive me home and we'll fuck). She enthusiastically agrees, and the rest of the work is easy, no LMR to speak of.

Even though you've already banged her so it probably shouldn't matter at this point but...

Don't you think you could have banged her even sooner (within 2-3 days or even SNL)?

Since we live in the age of technology and endless temptation the fact that she kept up with your texting for weeks suggest she was ready to fuck from the get go.