Post: #3951

(02-02-2017 02:50 AM)Prof. Ligate Wrote:  Went solo to a local dive-bar last night, one of two bar options on a Wednesday in my city. Backpacker season still around so plenty of internationals out and about. Feeling a bit off when I got there, had a beer and chilled out at a table for a bit.

Go back to the bar as a few more people come in. A 21yo cute brunette 6.5 starts eying me off and not looking away... we probably hold eye contact for about 30 seconds before she returns talking to her friends. She then clearly positions herself in her friend circle so she is standing next to me and I can approach.

Good stuff. How good looking are you and how tall? Just wondering how often guys get eye fucked like that.

Post: #3952

(02-02-2017 03:12 AM)BetaNoMore Wrote:  

(02-02-2017 02:50 AM)Prof. Ligate Wrote:  Went solo to a local dive-bar last night, one of two bar options on a Wednesday in my city. Backpacker season still around so plenty of internationals out and about. Feeling a bit off when I got there, had a beer and chilled out at a table for a bit.

Go back to the bar as a few more people come in. A 21yo cute brunette 6.5 starts eying me off and not looking away... we probably hold eye contact for about 30 seconds before she returns talking to her friends. She then clearly positions herself in her friend circle so she is standing next to me and I can approach.

Good stuff. How good looking are you and how tall? Just wondering how often guys get eye fucked like that.

I'm 6'6 with good style, being realistic probably a 6 or 7 looks wise.

Post: #3953

(02-02-2017 02:23 PM)Prof. Ligate Wrote:  

(02-02-2017 03:12 AM)BetaNoMore Wrote:  

(02-02-2017 02:50 AM)Prof. Ligate Wrote:  Went solo to a local dive-bar last night, one of two bar options on a Wednesday in my city. Backpacker season still around so plenty of internationals out and about. Feeling a bit off when I got there, had a beer and chilled out at a table for a bit.

Go back to the bar as a few more people come in. A 21yo cute brunette 6.5 starts eying me off and not looking away... we probably hold eye contact for about 30 seconds before she returns talking to her friends. She then clearly positions herself in her friend circle so she is standing next to me and I can approach.

Good stuff. How good looking are you and how tall? Just wondering how often guys get eye fucked like that.

I'm 6'6 with good style, being realistic probably a 6 or 7 looks wise.

Girls can smell a guy who fucks (girls view him as a strong mating choice)
I think you get your style together and having height obviously helps, but girls can just tell when theres a sexually imposing male in their presence.

Post: #3954

Met of dating site. Went to a local bar within 2hours back at her place. Sit on the couch to watch some netflix. My cock gets hard and she noticed it. Take it out and she starts to blow me. After we go to her bedroom and we fuck twice. Blow two loads both on her face but she refuses to swallow or get cum in her mouth. Don't know why. Also raw dogged her.

face hot body needs work but still very fuckable. Look wise she is 6.5 but if she had a body she would be a solid 8.

Post: #3955

(01-23-2017 09:59 AM)graffix13 Wrote:  +1 for 2017 (my first notch of the new year); #4 Tinder bang; #35 for my current Total.

Met her on Tinder on Friday. Texted all weekend. 37 year old, Blonde hair/ blue eyes (I'm usually not a fan of blondes but I do make exceptions, haha). No body shots and she was using a filter on her pics. So I was cautiously optimistic but I kept my expectations in check.

She was drunk on Saturday and begging me to come to the bar she was at. However it was over 45 minutes away and I was in the middle of a poker game that night. So I suggested she just come over to my place last night. She comes over, she is a bit bigger than I had hoped, but whatever. She has big tits and I focus on those. She brought her own alcohol over and starts drinking when she comes over. Puts up the typical ASD "I'm not a Tinder hook up", "I'm a tease but I don't fuck on the first meeting", "How many girls have you met of Tinder? How many have you fucked?". This goes on for about an hour until the alcohol begins taking over her decision making process. She suggests we go to my room and cuddle but NOT have sex. I grin and nod in agreement.

We get to my bed, I go to the restroom and come back and she is topless and just in her panties. Again though, she says "No sex". I respond: "Of course not, what makes you think I'm that easy?" Within 10 minutes she is sucking my dick. Great blowjob too. She still has her underwear on and I get on top of her and she says she just wants to me to grind on her but not put it in. "Of course". She takes her underwear off and wow...shocker....my dick slips inside. Must have been because she was so wet. After a few thrusts I kind of come to my senses and tell her I'm getting a condom. She tells me that she had a hysterectomy and she's clean. You should never take a woman at her word on this but I have already been in a few times so fuck it. My roommate and I made a pact for 2017 that we would use a condom on every new notch for the year. So much for that...I didn't even make it through one. Anyway...when I get to the point where I'm going to bust, she is telling me to cum inside her but I play it safe and just pull out. Round 2 is about 20 minutes after that (I don't finish) and about 1:30 I tell her I need to sleep as I have to get up at 6am for work. At this point I'm hoping she gets the hint and leaves but she is pretty drunk and asks if she can stay. I say ok. She fall asleep immediately and begins snoring. I don't sleep a wink.

kick that hoe out

Post: #3956

+ Chinese FOB MILF 7 face, 6 body

Met her through OKCupid. We had a video call and she said she thought I was cute. She is a divorced doctor in Chinese medicine and she told me to meet her at her surgery. She's been in the US for less than 2 years and her English is terrible.

A few days later I turn up at her surgery. It's about 830 and it's closed. She drives up and lets me in. She can barely speak English, in fact she just came back from English class. We have to use Google translate to have proper conversation. I know a couple of phrases of Mandarin and spoke them to her. Chinese FOB women LOVE it when a non-Chinese man speaks a few words of Mandarin - you can almost hear their pussies start dripping.

For some reason she's obsessed with the dimple in my chin and my eyes and can't stop touching my face. She then tells me via Google Translate that her friend said that Indian men are masculine. I asked, "What do you mean?" She indicated that they hit women. I said I'm not like that. She said she wants a man to hug her, not hit her. I told her I'm a hugger and put my arms around her. She held me very tight for a few minutes, like she really enjoyed the hug but she wouldn't kiss me.

We carried on talking and then it got to around 1030pm and I told her I have to go soon, but I would like to give her a goodbye hug. We hugged again but his time I ran my hands all over her arse and she didn't flinch. I then made her sit on lap facing away from me and started playing with her tits. She got turned on and grabbed my dick through my jeans. I whipped it out and we start kissing, and she grabs my dick and leads me into a side room, where a patient would normally be treated.

We sit on a treatment bed, and I put my hands down her panties and whip off her skirt. She's dripping wet and I go down on her. I eventually bang her raw dog style. I never expected to bang her so I didn't bring any condoms. I get so horny I nut a bit early...she cleans my dick and starts rubbing it on her pussy and I get hard again. We ended up banging again and she kept on saying "I like you" when she was riding me.

Watching a cute Chinese woman with sexy eyes look into your eyes whilst she riding you is as hot as hell. It's something every man should experience.

After I had cummed for the 2nd time she told me to stay for 15 mins more...I lay on my back for 15 mins and she looked at me and stroked my face. I think she really likes me - I can't really see this going anywhere so I might bang her again before I break it off.

I banged a doctor on a bed in her own surgery - That's a first for me!

Post: #3957

+1
Lazy bang. Met this girl on Tinder, and since my wife was out for only 4 hours, I had to make things quick - I told her to come over right to my house. She "is not that type of girl", so I told her that I was leaving for a long trip soon and now was her only chance. Finally agreed to come over. Quick bang, and kicked her out.

I decided to stop drinking for 6 months as a personal challenge and to get back in shape, so I'm always looking for new ways to make non-alcoholic dates. Seems to work well so far.

The girl was a 6.5, 34 years old single mom. Won't be seeing her again though, because a single mom saying "I'm not that type of girl" is plain disrespectful and too much of ego inflating.

Post: #3958

Worst notch in Thailand by far, but was eager to get my rocks off at 3 AM. Used wechat nearby function after getting nowhere with my LINE / Tinder contacts, and after talking to a few hookers, matched with an actual local, who apparently just got out of the club next door to the hotel and wanted to meet. The pictures looked like a 5.5 at best, and I was worried she might be fat. Turns out she actually was in decent shape, but face was a big meh and very dark skin (huge turnoff for me).

I put her at a 4.5, 5.5 if you dont care about dark skin. Sex was mediocre and even worse the condom broke, so now have to get STD checked for sure. Thought for sure she was gonna try and ask for money, but in the end 200 baht for a taxi ride across the river seemed fair enough for me.

Girl was from Isaan, so makes sense why she was so down to clown, I find all the extremely easy girls who put out for a ONS without massive LMR are from Isaan.

Post: #3959

+1, #4 of 2017, new flag from Lebanon

Lebanese chick born in Lebanon and studying in Montreal since 2 years. Very good and fit body, ok face, perfect boobs and skin. Gamed her on Tinder a few months ago, met her before my trip to France, invited her for a date at my place after my trip where I made dinner, then she came back for date 3 and we did it at my house. Amazing sex, she was really passionate but not in a wild way, in a caring way.

I'm happy I got the lebanese flag as it seems like a hard flag to get.

Post: #3960

+1 lazy bang. Met her on Bumble. 28 year old single no kids unemployed living with her parents (back home after living out of state) and was cooped up for a few months because of an accident.

Suffice to say, she was attention starved. I was a bit away from my place (she lived out of town), so rather than sit and drink in the bar, after a beer I suggested we just go chat in my car.

When I finally made the move (why do I always wait so long), she basically jumped into my lap. She was ready to fuck. And we did. In my warm cozy car, reclined seats, in spite of the 17'F outside temperature and the well-lit residential side street we were parked.

.....

This is the text exchange of me and my sister (we're pretty close as you can see) before leaving the bar while the girl was in the bathroom:
Me:This online dating thing sucks idk how you do it...I'll stick to my normal game
Sister:I would too if I were you
Me:I mean...I feel bad bc I could run this girl over if I wanted
Me:Kid less and 28
Me:Like...my morals might prevent me
Sister: Right
Me:But I'm not sure she'd be any better off if I dont
Me:That's my problem
Sister: Haha right

God love her. And no, I don't tell her all my exploits, but she understands the game.

.....

I have a hot 23 year old (not sure) I'm working on, and a buddy who has 3 babes coming in to town he wants me to help entertain. So there's that . It saddens me how far humanity has fallen.

Post: #3961

Just got SIFed (I'm in Manila, Philippines). But I did fuck her.

Came straight in front of my residence lobby (had sent me an ass picture before). I went to fetch her outside, she was still in the taxi. She waited until I call her to get out of the car, like she had just realized that I would discover the harsh truth about her obesity. She took a peek at the window, then got out.

We just exchanged a hi. I said to myself whatever, she was totally obese but took care of her makeup, clothes, and her face was good. I directly took her to the lobby guardian, so that she can sign the entrance. The night guardian, who witnessed my parade of sluts every night coming straightly here, made a theatrical gesture showing her the paper to sign. I don't know how he can keep his serious every time, but big thanks to him for never fucking things up.

In my appartment, I offered her a glass of water, made her at ease (she was putting a pillow over her big legs). After 5 mins, I kissed her, and put my dick out. She sucked me correctly. We went to my bed. I fucked her, but her pussy was too small. WTF! So I couldn't fuck her too deep. I did enjoy her tight pussy though. I kindly came in her mouth afterwards. It frankly looked like it was the part she waited for the whole time. She moaned and ate my cum (maybe she was hungry).

Just 15 mins de-break to make her feel not too bad, then told her I was gonna sleep.

PS: she told me she's from the USA originally, maybe that explains some things.

Post: #3962

Threesome 30 min ago, the not that good version. Friend could not get it up so I just fucked her from behind and jazzed in the mouth. I guess that she did not expect it as her pussy smelled a bit.

Post: #3963

(02-10-2017 04:46 PM)Uruz Wrote:  Threesome 30 min ago, the not that good version. Friend could not get it up so I just fucked her from behind and jazzed in the mouth. I guess that she did not expect it as her pussy smelled a bit.

Doesn't count if it's 2 dudes and 1 girl, that my friend, is called a DEVIL'S threesome.

At least you got a new notch, smelly pussy to mouth is never fun for a girl lol.

Post: #3964

Haven't got laid yet. But taking my bolt action rifle tomorrow to my local high street where it is abundant with young women to do a bit of hunting. Going to be good.

Post: #3965

^ This post could be seriously misinterpreted

Post: #3966

(02-10-2017 04:51 PM)kaotic Wrote:  Doesn't count if it's 2 dudes and 1 girl, that my friend, is called a DEVIL'S threesome.

At least you got a new notch, smelly pussy to mouth is never fun for a girl lol.

Well yea, it was just to clarify, the real threesome is yet to happen.

Funny fact - she got picked up by a beta orbiter who gave her a ride back home. :-DDDDD World is fucked up..

Btw. 17yo pussy.. (its legal here).

My sis probably went on a date this evening from what it looked like, got me worried a bit. :-D..

Post: #3967

(02-10-2017 05:01 PM)Rhyme or Reason Wrote:  ^ This post could be seriously misinterpreted

Yeah. Don't even joke, or you will find your post front and center of every article on the next Elliot Rodger disaster.

Post: #3968

+1 31 year old Bumble bang - a high sex driven crossfitter - turned crazy bitch

+4 for 2017

I'd say 7.5 body, 6.5 above the stomach.

Background:

We matched up last week, text a bit, she's demanding, asking pics for pics.

Eventually I call her, every time, it's "what's up, what do you want"

This chick is trying trying to bust my balls over the phone, so I sent her alot more shade back and she didn't expect me to be so funny, cocky, and a great shit talker.

She's trying to one up every time, she can't hang, usually ends the convos laughing because she can't think of anything else.

She's pretty raunchy on the phone, joking about me missing her dick hopping phase after her break up. Sounds like she was a dogtag chaser.

We plan to meet up last Weds - I tell her the venue and location.

She started whining about dive bars and crappy drinks, I put her ass in check saying, I'll just cancel, I'm not the one who has a problem. She tells me she doesn't care, then starts telling me she wants to go to dinner, I tell her nah, I'll of eaten by then and I'm not staring at her eating (in a humorous) way.

I confirm the afternoon of the meet up and she starts whining again, I laugh and question if she's really 31, because she's acting like my 17 year old cousin.

She tells me later during the meetup that kind of shocked her that I said that and made her feisty.


Meetup 1:

I show up to the venue in a booth, see her walk in, she definitely has got a great ass, I walk to her from behind, and she gives me a warm hug.

Bartender already knows what I want, I get her drink, and we sit back in the booth and chat.

Turns out she's out of a 7 year relationship, about 3 months ago, she's still cool/civil with her ex, red flag of course.

We don't joke much, we actually get to know each other a little bit better, she's a sales rep for a tech service company and was complaining about getting shit from guys who think she doesn't know shit, typical the men in the company are against me shit.

We talk about family background, siblings, etc we get another round and start shooting pool.

She takes off her coat, bitch has got some traps on her, everyone instantly notices her semi muscular frame.

She bends over and is about to shoot a ball, I catch this black dude and his 3 friends obviously checking her out, I smile at the dude, he smirks, gives me a nod of approval. Guys always know what's up.

Finish the game, I win, she doesn't like that one bit.

"I'm a Type A girl, I have to win at everything"

(Sooner than later I find out she ain't anything near that)

We grab another drink, I make an anal joke, tells me she'll need some red wine for that but she's down. (more on the red wine later)

We start figuring out how we're ending the night, I say fuck it, let's go to her house it closer than mine, I have spare clothes anyways.

End up at some diner, just like that bar she insisted on paying for everything, clearly to be dominating, I split our tab.

We finally get to her pad.


The Almost Bang:

She starts brushing her teeth, THIS BITCH HAS FUCKING VAGINA STONES ! Basically it's 2 stones, in separate mesh shells, with string at the end of them.

She tells me guys compliment her on tight her pussy allegedly is. I'm just seeing red instead of flags at this point.

She gets ready for bed, no TV in her room, she undressed into a cute thong and bra, hops in bed and we start making out.

It was like reeling in a fucking 500 fucking lb Marlin in.

From making out, to getting her bra off, as I mentioned in the cross fit girl thread, most super active cross fit/lifters lose their tits.

I finally get her thong off, she keeps telling me we aren't having ex, but keeps letting me do more and more.

I go down on her for a long time, figuring if I finger blast her enough and lick some vag it'll get her loose.

I start the spider man squirting motion, she tells she knows exactly what I'm doing and that it won't work since she didn't drink much water.

I did all sorts of dirty shit to her pussy and asshole.

She starts giving me a pretty god damn good blowjob, we end up drying humping for god knows how long in all sorts of positions, playing just the fucking tip.

I asked her why she's not down, she claims she's not wanting to fuck guys on first dates anymore

Yet she says she wants it so bad, it's so hard for her, etc.

I finally say fuck it, we go to bed. Wake up, we shower, and we both bounce.


Meetup 2:

Thursday she asks me what my schedule was during the weekend, I tell her, she tells me her, and asks if we squeeze us meeting up.

I agree, she won't get off work till close to midnight Friday.

She works a double Friday, and comes straight over after work in work clothes.

She brings a bottle of wine - I'm thinking I'm gonna stick it in her ass.

We grab a drink at a rock divebar, she talks to me about work, I talk about my shit also, we bounce after 1 drink and decide to uber to the next bar.

I kind of chuckle saying, I'll probably walk in and see a bunch of people I know.

We got to venue 2, sure enough, I see the cook, the bartender, and then 2 girls I know.

Former slut mom and my friends recently separated ex wife.

I introduce them to the 2 girls, they chat a bit, I go check to see if we can play pool, sure enough we can't.

I head back to the table and chat with all 3 girls, then I mention this old sweet lady behind us who sings amazing.

I grab another round of drinks and the old lady asks what does my shirt mean, I explain it to her and we start talking about veterans, the American Legion, and veteran foundations.

We chat for along time, she's pretty fucking educated on the American Legion and the honors they help with.

My date walks up to me from behind, I literally give her drink to her without even skipping a beat with the old lady don't worry we'll talk about shit later.

I go to the bathroom, of course slut mom and friends ex wife are gossiping about me, we run into the DJ also who kept me longer than I wanted.

We finally uber back to my car then home.


The Bang:

Get home start watching some funny ass movie, we finally get hot and bothered and start making out, we both have our tops off.

She pulls my pants off, I do the same with her, but she's giving me LMR AGAIN !

She tells me she's on her period, I tell her I have a towel, it's not a big deal.

She relaxes a bit, once again playing just the fucking tip, till she finally heads to the bathroom, she won't fuck me without a condom, I have none, she pulls one out of her purse.

I play stupid saying I didn't expect us fucking to happen.

The Best Part:

I roll her on her stomach, I spank her, whip her which surprised her, blindfold her, then I'm about to tie her feet up and say:

"Woah coachina your feet are dirty ! Haha!"

She did not like that one bit.

She got feisty and a bit upset, I tell her to chill the fuck out, it was a joke, she calmed down, for now.

She starts blowing me, I throw the condom on, I fuck her off the bed, then hit it from behind and cum fast. FUCK.

Now granted, I hadn't fucked in over a month, I got head only twice, AND I don't fap.

She literally told me, "Don't cum, don't cum, don't cum"

I say its been awhile, we should get more condoms.

I end up washing up and coming back - she was in a totally different mood.

Convo went mostly like this:

"I should probably go"
"What's up with you?"
"You made fun of my feet"
"So ? It was a joke, nothing more"
"Yeah something really rubbed me the wrong way about it, I don't like it."
"Okay, I get that, but meant not offense, that's like making of me being so hairy"
"Yeah but something just really rubbed me the wrong way, I think I'm gonna go"
"Alright cool, so basically I'm not seeing you again"
"I don't know but I'm just gonna go home, thanks for having sex with me on my period I guess"

She gets dressed, she walks out, I tell her to take her wine also, she won't kiss me and walks right out.

I close the garage and literally laugh like this:



I tell the story in group chat and go to bed. She texts me that she got home safe.


Then she texted me this morning:





I died laughing, and she thinks I'm going to respond to her ?

Post: #3969

Spent the afternoon banging an 18yo coed who I met on the street. Every time this happens, I have to say to myself: GAME IS REAL.

This was a major progression in my slow game. I did not go for the bang on the first meeting. I took it real slow, just chatting with her for over two hours. I have been blowing myself out on this.

Today, I arranged to meet close to my place. I walked her around, and even took her to do laundry with me. Brought her back and made her lunch. Real casual.

In a masterstroke, I kissed her, and then went back out to collect the laundry. She didn't see this coming. By the time we got back, it was all over.

Packed her off in an uber to some college meeting that evening. Bless.

Side note: I then left for the gym, hit some deadlifts, and came back out to bang a plate from tinder last week. Solid 8 from India, but get this – despite being a babe, I'm convinced she has quite severe aspergers. Can you imagine? It took me several hours to reach this conclusion.explain her weirdness.

Post: #3970

(02-11-2017 10:59 PM)kaotic Wrote:  She tells me she's on her period, I tell her I have a towel, it's not a big deal.

That's the move bro. You newbies complaining about periods, watch and learn.

Post: #3971

+1 blonde girl 6 (a 7 if you like pale blonde girls)
5th bang of the year


Wine tour group comes into the bar. Blondie is drunk but we still lock eyes and I smile at her.

She comes and has her hands all over me. Tells me I'm fit, cute, etc. After some small talk she's given a drink from her friends. She says she's had one too many so I drink it for her. Says she's never been to this area so I suggest we bounce so I can give her a tour. Tells her friend about it but it looks like they want to block me. They go to the bathroom for 5-10 min and then she comes out alone and says let's go. We walk about two minutes before I say it's too cold and let's go back to my place. She says sure and we are off.

Give her a tour and a glass of wine. Before she can finish we are banging away. Had her back with her friends before they left the area. First black guy she's ever banged.

Easiest bang this year

Post: #3972

+1, 7 face, 6 body because of the skinny fat


Speaking of easy bangs, after much hell and high water here in Albany, I've finally got a bang from a cold approach scenario during the night.

On a whim, I decide to go to the one place that's the closest thing to a club, and after a while I run into his chick who has on pants and a crop top. She looks good enough so I decide to approach her and she just hooks immediately. We have this nice discussion about how we basically come from the same part of the state, and I bring her to dance. Even with her friends nearby we just go at it with our lips and eventually I get her to come outside with me to "get some air". What happens is that we go on a nice intimate 20-minute walk back to her place (she insisted even though my spot was a few minutes closer...I wasn't going to complain). Once we get in, she invites me to shower with her, and we go at it there before heading to her bedroom. I think I was there for about 2 hours before it was all said and done. Perfect tits and skin tone for my liking.

One strange thing was that at a certain point while we were in her bedroom, she asked me why I picked a white chick. I gave her some answer that sounded nice but I found that to be an interesting question. It definitely wasn't her first time at the rodeo.

Post: #3973

When Kaotic said Crossfitter for a second my mind thought Crossdresser. Sorry brah

Post: #3974

+1 22yo, would give her 7. 8th notch for the year.

Pretty straight forward club pull. Met her out on a dance floor, dancing/kissing around 45 min. Started hinting about continuing the night somewhere else after a while. She lived out of town and was staying at her parents house in a suburb, but I suggested to tell her mom she would go to and afterparty at her friend's place and she did. She said she could come to my place to watch a movie but "we can't have sex". We all heard that before. She said she was very determined to not hook up that night, she even considered wearing an ugly outfit. But sluts gonna be sluts... she talked to her girlfriend while we got the coats, she encouraged her and told us to have a fun night.

We get back and start a movie, I start escalating and she then says no sex because she's on her period. I say I don't care, I have a towel bla bla but she's stubborn. She offers a blowjob and I accept.

I was pleasantly surprised that her bra didn't have any pushup/padding and she had great tits, much better than expected.

After the bj we finished the movie and eventually I convinced her to bang. She called me "manipulating", I was thinking to myself it's called "game". She stayed the night and the next afternoon,, multiple bangs.

Post: #3975

(02-11-2017 10:59 PM)kaotic Wrote:  She starts blowing me, I throw the condom on, I fuck her off the bed, then hit it from behind and cum fast. FUCK.

Now granted, I hadn't fucked in over a month, I got head only twice, AND I don't fap.

Hey man, congrats on the bang, but I think maybe you should reconsider the no fap thing. I usually crack one off before meeting a woman..It definitely helps in lasting longer.