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+1 notch #20
First notch since I returned from the Philippines 6 weeks ago.

In Vancouver, Canada. Chinese late 30s. A sexy 5 or 5.5. Feels good to get the monkey off even though she wasn't hot. Met her Sunday night on dance floor at Club. Next morning she texted me at 10am lol. She was into me. Wednesday night I picked her up in my car and straight back to my pad. We both knew the score. Horny girl
09-03-2015 08:05 PM
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(08-30-2015 12:41 AM)Gmac Wrote:  +1 Slovakian flag. Met on Tinder. Face 7, body 9. Near virgin status. Going to keep her around till her visa expires in a few months. First girl in a long time I could just be 100% myself around without feeling like I was running bad game. Picked her up from her house (40 min drive), paid for dinner, drove back to my place, drinks by the pool, magic.

Going to focus on FOB girls for the near future. So genuine so feminine.

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Was this in the USA or Europe, her home territory?

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09-03-2015 08:44 PM
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My notches for August through tonight:

+1 Korean (7.5/10) older international student off tinder 34 years old but looks easily mid 20's. "nice guy" game and invited her for a romantic comedy movie and smashed after we finished. these chicks love romantic comedies.

+1 Korean (8/10) oncology nurse 35 years old. took her out for wine at my usual spot for the first date (lots of kino but she pulled away when i went for the kiss) kept saying i was cute and korean accent got heavier and heavier as she drank. 2nd date was a scary movie at my place and we killed 2 bottles of red wine and she was drunk by the end of the movie. her accent got heavier and heavier throughout the night and she kept talking about how she doesn't kiss guys unless she is dating them. I just went for the kiss, heavy rubbing. i felt that she was clean shaven so i tried to go down on her and she said, "please don't" so i just smash and she fell asleep. it was a very awkward morning when she realized we had sex, and said she said she can uber it home. i would feel like a dick sending her home on an uber so i took her home. she didnt talk about sex ever after that.

+1 Chinese (7.5) financial analyst for HSBC bank. 32 years old. 1st date (last night) was my usual spot for a bottle of wine. kept saying how she thinks im a very confident speaker and no one has ever made her so shy before. tonight, she sends me a picture of her dinner, i ask her if i can have some, she says sure. i get there, she gives me a plate to eat with her in bed. i take maybe 2 bites (it wasnt that great) and immediately put the plate down and cuddled. i offered to give her a massage, and i kiss her neck lightly and she's turned on. i get her naked and she asks me "should we wait?" "do you want me for more than sex?" i fucked up and said yes i like you for more than sex. she turned out to be a pretty good lay so i wouldn't mind putting her in the rotation.
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+1 Puerto Rican Flag

Went to a strip club mid-day on Saturday. The waitress said I had a beautiful face. It was loud and I thought she said evil face. Made for interesting banter. She kept my CC and I told her not to loose it. She said it would be in her bra and I could get it whenever I wanted.

We agreed to meet for a drink after her shift, and I suggested a place two doors down from my pad. We had one drink. She recommended food, but it was raining, so I requested we stop by my place so I could grab an umbrella.

We walked in, she sat down on the couch... We had dinner after. I was hungry.

Three hours from first meet to bang.

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(09-03-2015 08:44 PM)robreke Wrote:  GMAC,

Was this in the USA or Europe, her home territory?

USA

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(09-06-2015 12:13 PM)Indy Wrote:  +1 Puerto Rican Flag

Went to a strip club mid-day on Saturday. The waitress said I had a beautiful face. It was loud and I thought she said evil face. Made for interesting banter. She kept my CC and I told her not to loose it. She said it would be in her bra and I could get it whenever I wanted.

We agreed to meet for a drink after her shift, and I suggested a place two doors down from my pad. We had one drink. She recommended food, but it was raining, so I requested we stop by my place so I could grab an umbrella.

We walked in, she sat down on the couch... We had dinner after. I was hungry.

Three hours from first meet to bang.

This happened in Puerto Rico? Which city? What was her rating? Did she have a nice ass?
09-06-2015 04:07 PM
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(09-06-2015 04:43 AM)articulatecool Wrote:  My notches for August through tonight:

+1 Korean (7.5/10) older international student off tinder 34 years old but looks easily mid 20's. "nice guy" game and invited her for a romantic comedy movie and smashed after we finished. these chicks love romantic comedies.

+1 Korean (8/10) oncology nurse 35 years old. took her out for wine at my usual spot for the first date (lots of kino but she pulled away when i went for the kiss) kept saying i was cute and korean accent got heavier and heavier as she drank. 2nd date was a scary movie at my place and we killed 2 bottles of red wine and she was drunk by the end of the movie. her accent got heavier and heavier throughout the night and she kept talking about how she doesn't kiss guys unless she is dating them. I just went for the kiss, heavy rubbing. i felt that she was clean shaven so i tried to go down on her and she said, "please don't" so i just smash and she fell asleep. it was a very awkward morning when she realized we had sex, and said she said she can uber it home. i would feel like a dick sending her home on an uber so i took her home. she didnt talk about sex ever after that.

+1 Chinese (7.5) financial analyst for HSBC bank. 32 years old. 1st date (last night) was my usual spot for a bottle of wine. kept saying how she thinks im a very confident speaker and no one has ever made her so shy before. tonight, she sends me a picture of her dinner, i ask her if i can have some, she says sure. i get there, she gives me a plate to eat with her in bed. i take maybe 2 bites (it wasnt that great) and immediately put the plate down and cuddled. i offered to give her a massage, and i kiss her neck lightly and she's turned on. i get her naked and she asks me "should we wait?" "do you want me for more than sex?" i fucked up and said yes i like you for more than sex. she turned out to be a pretty good lay so i wouldn't mind putting her in the rotation.

Where? SoCal? There aren't that many K-girls in my area, but it's a flag I'm itching for.

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Would be a good idea to include the location (city) of +1 notches
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Strictly not a notch from today, however it had less entertainment until today.
+1 Tinder, Jakarta

So this girl is about to be going to be away from Jakarta as her parents are going to Sumatra and she isnt trusted in Jkt. She drops me a message saying she wants to meet ASAP as has to leave etc. Take her to Melly's bar(nr Jaksa) as its cheap and 10 mins walk from my house. Couple of drinks and then bounce her to the house.

The usual lies of how she only met 2 guys from Tinder etc, despite the fact that out of the last 5 days 3 have been spent in a karaoke room in Kota. Forced into marriage at 23 bla bla, wants some freedom.

Misses flight back to Sumatra the next day, comes again the second night. Claims to hate blowjobs and sucking dick so gets a facial and a CIM. Leaves at 4am for flight.

Roll around 2 weeks later and says coming back to Jkt to see me. Say have Monday plans as my bro in Jkt and we hanging out and can only see her Tues. After work meet with the bro for some drinks and he tells me about a Tinder slut who seems dtf and wants to go to his hotel. Shows me photos, hilarity ensues.

He tells her to come back to his hotel and she rolls over there. Tomorrow shes coming over to my house after work, thoroughly looking forward to show her photos of the weekend with my brother. ??
09-07-2015 11:17 AM
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(07-31-2015 01:41 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  I've never posted in this thread before, but I'm buzzing off of a pretty decent new lay the other night so I'll throw down.

Met a gorgeous petite half-Greek/half-Filipina off of OKC a week or so ago. 5'1, beautiful mixed features, little titties, tight juicy ass, maybe 95-100 lbs. I'd call her a solid 8. She's 19 - I'm almost 30.

Pretty textbook stuff honestly. Got her to come to my place. Had some bullshit on Netflix in the background while we chatted. Gave her "the tour" and brought her up to my loft to "chill" couldn't seal the deal that night as she seemed a little guarded and I didn't want to scare the cat so I played comfort game and kiss closed. That was sufficient to get her hooked and she was eager to come over again the next night.

Date 2 same script. This time she was broken in. Cuddly, warmer, etc. We went up to my bedroom so she could "look at my art" and it was in the bag from there out. Tightest pussy I've had my dick in. Actually hurt her a bit trying getting it in there despite her being wet - had to warm her up a bit with my mouth. Perfect young shaved pussy - nothing else in the world like chowing down on a tight smooth pussy while wrapping my large hands around a small tight body. Primal instinct sets in. She sucks my dick for a minute and I almost came right then and there. She gets on top and I slowly slide in. Confirmed she's on the shot - I bust inside in like 120 seconds flat. Definitely a 2-rounder.

Happy to add this girl to the team.

Great post.

Quote:Pretty textbook stuff honestly. Got her to come to my place.

What was the setup for this? Did you use the 'Zero Date Bang' strategy? I got limiting belief im stuck with younger girls and your post if another reason why I need to start focusing on them again. Im sick of girls in their upper 20's to early 30's.
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(09-06-2015 04:07 PM)RougeNoir Wrote:  
(09-06-2015 12:13 PM)Indy Wrote:  +1 Puerto Rican Flag

Went to a strip club mid-day on Saturday. The waitress said I had a beautiful face. It was loud and I thought she said evil face. Made for interesting banter. She kept my CC and I told her not to loose it. She said it would be in her bra and I could get it whenever I wanted.

We agreed to meet for a drink after her shift, and I suggested a place two doors down from my pad. We had one drink. She recommended food, but it was raining, so I requested we stop by my place so I could grab an umbrella.

We walked in, she sat down on the couch... We had dinner after. I was hungry.

Three hours from first meet to bang.

This happened in Puerto Rico? Which city? What was her rating? Did she have a nice ass?

Florida. She's about 5'0" 125lbs -- perfect little firm ass. 7-7.5 easy.

I guess this was also my first day game -- same day bang.
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+1 Spanish flag. Granted, she's half Brazilian and half Spanish but she was raised most of her life in Spain so for the sake of clarity, I'm going to call it a Spanish flag.

That being said, it's not my proudest flag. We met on Tinder. She has a very cute face with a beautiful smile. However, I'll admit she is a bit chunky; if she lost about 20 pounds she would be about 7.5/10. I didn't care though, I hadn't had sex in a while and I was horny.

We fucked in my room here in Madrid. Like I said, she is pretty chunky and had obviously had a breast reduction surgery due to the obvious scars. I pushed her head down to blow me and she said that she doesn't give blowjobs and that I should just "deal with it." I didn't put up a fuss about her not blowing me so the "just deal with it" statement was totally uncalled for. Anyways, I banged her all the while telling myself that I'm never calling this bitch again.

I didn't even like walking around Madrid with her because she was chunky and this is probably the first time that I actually felt bad about myself for banging out a low value chick.

The lesson here is to not lower my standards. I've been lazy about cold approaching after my GF and I broke up. But that's no excuse to disrespect myself by banging bitchy fatties.
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Gained a flag. Not sure if Republika Srpska counts as a Serbian flag or a Bosnian flag though. Hot as fuck (7.5 easily), good in bed and her personality wasn't too bad either Big Grin. Never realised that the Balkans could produce such talent.
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(09-08-2015 05:54 PM)... Wrote:  Gained a flag. Not sure if Republika Srpska counts as a Serbian flag or a Bosnian flag though. Hot as fuck (7.5 easily), good in bed and her personality wasn't too bad either Big Grin. Never realised that the Balkans could produce such talent.

I think the standard for "country" is that it has to be a recognized UN member.

So Bosnia, in your instance.

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(09-08-2015 07:01 PM)HighSpeed_LowDrag Wrote:  
(09-08-2015 05:54 PM)... Wrote:  Gained a flag. Not sure if Republika Srpska counts as a Serbian flag or a Bosnian flag though. Hot as fuck (7.5 easily), good in bed and her personality wasn't too bad either Big Grin. Never realised that the Balkans could produce such talent.

I think the standard for "country" is that it has to be a recognized UN member.

So Bosnia, in your instance.

Well then I got my Bosnian flag from an ethnic Serb. I'll have to work on getting a Muslim flag from that region.
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Chilenian girl

Matched with this girl from Chile who is currently in my country for some weeks. A nice 7 in my book. We had a good talk and she easily gave me her number. As she is new in the area i suggested a date the same day, which she agreed to happily. I told her to meet at 8 so we could have a drink in a bar recommended her, and she said that she won´t be available at 8 as she is busy late afternoon. She told me that she will text me as soon as she is free (my first mistake - shouldn´t let her dictate me at which time we meet)

She wrote me at around 8:30 that she is free and if I wanna meet her. I did let her wait 20 minutes before I responded, saying that I´m on my way and she should come to the place.
We met at the bar and sat face to face (second mistake, it´s hard to make body contact in that position) and chatted for around two hours, talking about cultural differences, series and music and I told her that I have a record player with tons of vinyls at my place, so she should come over to listen. She immediately agreed to do so.
At my place I told her to sit down on the bed and she asked me if I wanna smoke weed with her which I agreed to, so we smoked a small pipe (I´m not a big smoker).
At my place it was easier to escalate, I touched her on the knees, sometimes just an instance, sometimes I left my hand for several seconds. At some point I told her to lay down with me at the bed, where I kissed her and we immediately got naked to fuck. Fun Fact: she didn´t wear underwear so her intentions were quite clear I guess, even though she claimed that she never did something like that Icon_biggrin
She left an hour later.

What I learned: I got to work better on my logistics, I also got to be more dominant about decision making and escalating. Eventually I got the bang, and it was great but I´m not happy with my Game-Perfomance.
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+1 Luxembourg flag acquired in Brussels

Gamed with my boys one night and got along very well with this girl..she gave me her number to go for drinks. First date heavy makeout..second date we were tired..didnt go well..3rd date secured the bang. Maybe will follow up with details.

This se to be a very rare flag..anyone else has it?

The girl is also at the presidency of luxembourg at european commission . She is smart and have great body (italian style of booty). She is 24
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18 yo blonde chick, little chub but still a 7

Tinder date, went for some drinks at this Japanese restaurant. Seemed like she knew she wanted to bang right from the start, everything went smooth and easy right off the bat. Dropped some hints about how cool my pad was and after a couple drinks suggested we grab another one there. Totally unnecessary, she clearly knew what was up, led her right into my room and no LMR at all. Her pants were soaked through before we even started making out (I love young girls)

She said she'd only had sex once before but don't know how much I believe that seeing as she put out on our first date. But she did seem quite nervous and she had the tightest pussy I've ever fucked, I was definitely hurting her a bit but she took it like a trooper Banana

She was pretty cool and eager to please so I'll probably keep her around a while

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^ Bang up job.

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Is she reacting to me? All pussy, no problems
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(09-10-2015 11:31 PM)Travesty Wrote:  ^ Bang up job.

It took very little work, honestly seemed like she had made her mind up before the date. Just had to not fuck it up

I wonder how many inexperienced girls use Tinder just for some sexual experience, I would bet its not too uncommon

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The important stuff:

What was your opener to her on Tinder? How did you hook her?

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I like to post my weird +1s here. This night kinda fucked with my head. I went down the crazy bitch rabbit hole.

I do my usual routine for a night out. I pregame for a bit then I hit the spot I have on lock. I get on the dance floor and there are good looking girls everywhere. Great ratio.

I know the owner and he gave me a bottle of champagne when I came in. It a shit bottle probably $10 but it always brings girls around when I drink out of the bottle on the dance floor.

Sure enough almost immediately two girls approach me with the usual. Where did you get that!? One is busted. Squat and fat with a horrible haircut, wearing some weird Cinderella looking dress. I swear her breath smelt like a fucking bratwurst. The other girl is cute petite with dark curly hair and green eyes and just radiates femininity. Just my style.

There are both British which surprises me. I didn't know England made girls like the super cute one. The combination of the music and their accents make it fucking impossible to understand anything they say. The super cute one and I start dancing and the fat one is trying to get in there too.

Blocking out the beast in the Cinderella dress is like trying to keep Shaq from getting an offensive rebound, and I decide to give up and go get a drink. The cute one sneaks away to meet me at the bar and she wants to make out.

I have become a big proponent of the Tuth method of not kissing at the venue and building tension. While I'm at the bar this blonde girl that is probably a 6ish is just staring at me. It's not flickering eye contact to let me know she is interested. It's crazy person staring.

My first instinct was that she was nuts. One day I will learn to trust that instinct. My second instinct is that I could probably be fucking that girl in 15 min. So I tell cute British girl that Ill see her on the dance floor and I roll over to blonde. Both instincts are correct and she is down to leave after maybe 30 words spoken.

Uber. She is in town from LA so we go to her AirBnb. I have definitely over indulged my drinking for the evening and she is stone cold sober. I have this vague feeling of danger about her. It is odd to describe but if she was out of my line of sight I would feel ill at ease. Anyway she keeps saying, "So you wanna fuck me" over and fucking over again like a parrot.

It doesn't sound abnormal, and I am certainly down for verbalizing and dirty talk but the manner in which she kept repeating it was off putting. Then she pushes me. I figure she wants some rough play. Normally that would be fine, but something is just so off that I can't bring myself to do anything rough.

About 2 min in she starts crying. I stop and I'm like holy shit are you all right? What's wrong? She doesn't even acknowledge her crying or even really my presence or concern. She is in her own world. Then she starts saying "do you want to fuck me" over and over again like she is a robot. It is so bizarre. I just want to leave but I'm just as freaked out for whats gonna happen if I leave and don't fuck her.

I go through the motions. Finish on the tits. Get dressed and while she is in the bathroom, I start plotting my exit. I hear the shower run so I figure its time to make a break. The door is closed and the shower is on but she is standing naked in the doorway of the apartment like she intends to block it.

I tell her that its time I head out. Friends birthday brunch in the morning or some shit. She just looks at me oddly.

"Whats your last name?"

I'm not usually in to giving fake names but there is no fucking way I am telling this freak my name so I come up with a lie.

I thought I was quick on my feet but for some reason all I can come up with is Johnson Huh and I sort of stutter it out like a kid lying about his homework.

She laughs like Jack in the Shining and says

"No what is your real name?"

I tell her it is Johnson and then I politely try to open the door so she isn't blocking it. She gets pissed off and yells something really loudly that was unintelligible to me. I'm out the door at that, down the stairs and a couple streets over before I know it.

Uber. I roll a J on my back porch, and I'm thinking what the fuck just happened? I feel like maybe I need to adapt my bird in the hand policy. My count is somewhere in the 40s and I have never experienced such a weirdo. I had to get that out somewhere. Sorry for the long post.
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(09-10-2015 11:44 PM)Travesty Wrote:  The important stuff:

What was your opener to her on Tinder? How did you hook her?

Hahah nothing special, I just always go simple with it now. Just "Hey (their name) followed by the blowing a kiss emoji. Did play one round of two truths and a lie, no idea who first suggested that but it's clutch. Fair warning though I'm 6'3 and decent looking, pretty sure that was the hooking point. The thing I did right was just push for a quick meetup, got her number off there this afternoon and then suggested drinks for tonight

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09-11-2015 12:01 AM
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^ How do you use a clutch in truth or dare?
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(09-11-2015 12:49 AM)Phoenix Wrote:  ^ How do you use a clutch in truth or dare?

By clutch he meant that it was a great idea to use 2 truths and a lie.

Check this google search out for some great ideas:

https://www.google.com/search?q=2+truths...oV#imgrc=_

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