Post: #2651

I feel compelled to write about this +1. This girl would recoil every time my thumb brushed against her tit after the first two dates. I tried a dozen times. I thought I was dead in the water, but invited her out for one more date anyway. I figured...hell, if she pulls this shit again, I'll just break it off with a text "Listen...I get that you want to take it slow, and that's fine. I'm sure there are plenty of guys that are willing to be patient with you. I'm not one of those guys." I figured it was a lock that I would get shut down again.

I took her out to a speakeasy...with an hourly burlesque show. Cocktails. Got her back to the place. Ran my typical game. Got a hand on her tit, and...somehow didn't get resistance. Pushed, and held back, pushed again and got the bang. Easily. Never had to send the text. Instead I got a nice +1 with a girl 10 years younger than me.

In the words of the great Jim Valvano: "Don't give up. Don't ever give up."

Unless it is after three dates, of course.

Post: #2652

A 25 years old latina from Tinder. She just left.

I had a pretty good first date with her, lots of chemistry and attraction but at the end of the date I didn't invite her home. We kissed and so on, but I didn't go for it. I don't know why, I just didn't know how to execute it well since we were at a bar that was 15 minutes walk from home.

Second date. Same thing. Very good conversation, attraction. Actually enjoyable conversation, I'm learning some new things about her culture. We're at a bar that's 5 minutes walk from home. After two drinks I suggest we relocate to my place to show her photos of my last vacation. She says she'll get another drink. I'm thinking "she wants to pass time and leave without coming to my place", but the reality is "she wants to drink a bit more so she's more comfortable with banging me". Interesting. After we finish our drinks we go out and I start walking. She's not hailing a cab, so I understand where this is going to. I just walk to my apartment and keep the convo going. Once we're at my place, we're banging within 15 minutes.

Anyways, I'm not continuing with her, I didn't like her body very much, although she was a decent person. Not enough curvature for my tastes.

This girl was talking about how she's not a whore, how she hasn't dated much, how she's been in a 5 years relationship and then she comes and bangs me on the second date. I guess she needed deniability or she just likes me. I was her first Tinder date, believe it or not. She said she has never done online dating before.

Post: #2653

+1... 14th on the year... if my count is correct, my lifetime notch total now matches my age. It's getting fuzzier and harder to keep track, though.

Easy but weird tinder bang, with a twist: she's married - something that I didn't find out until AFTER the fact. So on Wednesday, I get a match, and I open her with "hey naughty naughty! "

Her response shocks the socks off me: "yes I am naughty, do you like to fuck?"

My initial reaction gives way to maybe she's just fucking with me... so I respond in kind: "Of course I do, I like to pull out my 15 incher and pound a dripping wet pussy like a jackhammer until her legs turn into jelly."

Her: "Wow"
Me: "Yeah, you're not some cam girl hitting up thirsty men for money, are you?"
Her: "haha no, I just like to fuck. this is a hook up app isn't it"
Me: "Just so I know you're real, come on over tonight." (note this is 2 days ago)
Her: "not tonight, but I will come over when I wanna fuck"
Me: "oh so you're not really serious, you're just messing with me?"
Her: "noo i'm not messing with u, i said i will come over when I want"
Me: "tonight"
Her: "not tonight"

I conclude that she is a troll at this point, and mentally next her. I don't respond.

Then this morning, she hits me up:

Her: "hey how r u"
Me: "I'm great. You looking for a good hard fuck tonight?"
Her: "yes whats ur address"
Me: xxxxxxx
Her: "what time"
Me: "meet me at 7, and give me your #"
Her: "ok see u at 7. xxx-xxx-xxxx"

I'm still suspicious because this seems WAY too easy. But at least I'm not investing anything into this. A couple hours beforehand, I text her telling her where to park, but I was fully expecting her to flake.

Half an hour later and to my surprise, she texts back and says "k I'll let u know when I'm on my way, I'm coming straight from work". I start worrying that she's another SIF because this is TOO EASY.

And she shows up. No SIF. Skinny, nice ass, smallish tits, and an ok face... looks like she's half Mexican, age 27. Pleasantly surprised... I'm wondering what the fuck just happened, this just dropped in my lap?!

First thing she asks is not a "how are you" or even a "nice to meet you", it was "can I smoke in your place?" I say, "uh, no I don't smoke and I don't like it in my place. You can smoke out here and we'll chat, and then when you're done, we go in." She says ok and I help her light up. Small talk while she smokes. Then we go up to my place, and I try to escalate, but she wants to talk some more. A little more small talk about brothers and sisters, and our nationalities. I attempt to escalate more, saying "I've never experienced a half-mexican before" while going in for the kiss, and grabbing her ass. She couldn't resist and the clothes quickly came off and I sit her up on the kitchen counter and stick my cock in (wrapped), and start hammering away.

She moans loudly, and digs her fingernails into my butt as I'm pounding her. Then I take her down, turn her around, bend her over, and go doggy on her. Cum on her back. She loves it.

Then here's the weird part. She starts crying. I ask "what's wrong, you ok?"
Her: "Nothing, I'm just emotional" (as she fans her face with her hands)
Me: "Okay..."
Her: "I don't know, I just haven't been fucked like this in months"
Me: "Really?"
Her: "My husband just isn't into it anymore, not since we had a baby"
Me: "ummm... what?"
(she repeats herself, but I ask her to write it down on a pen and pad to make sure I understand what I think she is saying)
Me: "you mean you're married? and you have a kid?"
Her: "yes sorry, I just needed sex so bad, I'm not getting it at home" (cries)

I hug her, pat her on the back, feeling awkward, but saying "uh, it's okay baby, it's ok..."

She turns into a blubbering mess about how she's such a terrible person for getting sex on the side with a 'wonderful' husband and a 'beautiful' baby at home. I start having flashbacks to when I was married myself, and my wife was cheating on me... I felt like I was in twilight zone, as if life was trying to demonstrate what it was like on the other side of the coin.

I tell her that if she cares about her husband and kid, that she needs to go home and work things out with him.. and that there may be a reason that she and her husband aren't getting it on at home, and they need to figure out what it is... and that she should go home now.

She just left. On her way home, she texted me "thank you for listening, and for the wonderful fuck, I needed that."

Here I am, just ... what's the word... bewildered?

Post: #2654

(05-22-2015 10:28 PM)CleanSlate Wrote:  +1... 14th on the year... if my count is correct, my lifetime notch total now matches my age. It's getting fuzzier and harder to keep track, though.

Easy but weird tinder bang, with a twist: she's married - something that I didn't find out until AFTER the fact. So on Wednesday, I get a match, and I open her with "hey naughty naughty! "

Her response shocks the socks off me: "yes I am naughty, do you like to fuck?"

My initial reaction gives way to maybe she's just fucking with me... so I respond in kind: "Of course I do, I like to pull out my 15 incher and pound a dripping wet pussy like a jackhammer until her legs turn into jelly."

Her: "Wow"
Me: "Yeah, you're not some cam girl hitting up thirsty men for money, are you?"
Her: "haha no, I just like to fuck. this is a hook up app isn't it"
Me: "Just so I know you're real, come on over tonight." (note this is 2 days ago)
Her: "not tonight, but I will come over when I wanna fuck"
Me: "oh so you're not really serious, you're just messing with me?"
Her: "noo i'm not messing with u, i said i will come over when I want"
Me: "tonight"
Her: "not tonight"

I conclude that she is a troll at this point, and mentally next her. I don't respond.

Then this morning, she hits me up:

Her: "hey how r u"
Me: "I'm great. You looking for a good hard fuck tonight?"
Her: "yes whats ur address"
Me: xxxxxxx
Her: "what time"
Me: "meet me at 7, and give me your #"
Her: "ok see u at 7. xxx-xxx-xxxx"

I'm still suspicious because this seems WAY too easy. But at least I'm not investing anything into this. A couple hours beforehand, I text her telling her where to park, but I was fully expecting her to flake.

Half an hour later and to my surprise, she texts back and says "k I'll let u know when I'm on my way, I'm coming straight from work". I start worrying that she's another SIF because this is TOO EASY.

And she shows up. No SIF. Skinny, nice ass, smallish tits, and an ok face... looks like she's half Mexican, age 27. Pleasantly surprised... I'm wondering what the fuck just happened, this just dropped in my lap?!

First thing she asks is not a "how are you" or even a "nice to meet you", it was "can I smoke in your place?" I say, "uh, no I don't smoke and I don't like it in my place. You can smoke out here and we'll chat, and then when you're done, we go in." She says ok and I help her light up. Small talk while she smokes. Then we go up to my place, and I try to escalate, but she wants to talk some more. A little more small talk about brothers and sisters, and our nationalities. I attempt to escalate more, saying "I've never experienced a half-mexican before" while going in for the kiss, and grabbing her ass. She couldn't resist and the clothes quickly came off and I sit her up on the kitchen counter and stick my cock in (wrapped), and start hammering away.

She moans loudly, and digs her fingernails into my butt as I'm pounding her. Then I take her down, turn her around, bend her over, and go doggy on her. Cum on her back. She loves it.

Then here's the weird part. She starts crying. I ask "what's wrong, you ok?"
Her: "Nothing, I'm just emotional" (as she fans her face with her hands)
Me: "Okay..."
Her: "I don't know, I just haven't been fucked like this in months"
Me: "Really?"
Her: "My husband just isn't into it anymore, not since we had a baby"
Me: "ummm... what?"
(she repeats herself, but I ask her to write it down on a pen and pad to make sure I understand what I think she is saying)
Me: "you mean you're married? and you have a kid?"
Her: "yes sorry, I just needed sex so bad, I'm not getting it at home" (cries)

I hug her, pat her on the back, feeling awkward, but saying "uh, it's okay baby, it's ok..."

She turns into a blubbering mess about how she's such a terrible person for getting sex on the side with a 'wonderful' husband and a 'beautiful' baby at home. I start having flashbacks to when I was married myself, and my wife was cheating on me... I felt like I was in twilight zone, as if life was trying to demonstrate what it was like on the other side of the coin.

I tell her that if she cares about her husband and kid, that she needs to go home and work things out with him.. and that there may be a reason that she and her husband aren't getting it on at home, and they need to figure out what it is... and that she should go home now.

She just left. On her way home, she texted me "thank you for listening, and for the wonderful fuck, I needed that."

Here I am, just ... what's the word... bewildered?

Jesus. This is a solid runner up in dark bang stories to Anonymous Bosch's lead weight several pages back...

Do you feel catharsis for what you mentioned was a truly bizarre role reversal?

Post: #2655

Catharsis? Not really. I'm not even sure how I feel about this.

Part of me wants to be a reverse-white knight and save the poor sap of her husband because he partly reminds me of the married me. But it's really none of my business anyhow.

Other part of me doesn't really care as long as I got mine.

Post: #2656

Never had sex with a celebrity but I made out with Tara Reid a few years ago and grabbed her ass.

Post: #2657

I just bang a girl who responded to an online personal ad here in Beijing. My first online dating bang. Regular (but not daily) use of text game for two weeks leading up to meeting and banging for the first time today.

Kinda of a disappointing bang, she was so vocal in bed that I only lasted about fifteen minutes, her screaming was really turning me on, but after round one, she wouldn't even kiss me again -- she was in a real hurry to put her clothes back on and head out the door.

Said something about not having sex a second time, because she didn't want things to "move too fast."

Pretty typical of a self described "serious girl" looking for a "serious relationship."

Post: #2658

+1 french girl in Saint Tropez from Nancy...night cost me about 100 euros in wine..got her from Moorea Beach while my wing got her roommate..im at her place now

Post: #2659

Smashed tiny latina chick from LA, pulled from bars in old town Scottsdale. Warm approach. My boy who I was out with had hooked up with her friend in the past at ASU a few years ago and she just moved back to town. They said they had come from a pool party, she was wearing a net thing over her bikini. 23, She had a petite 5’1-5’2 body, cute face, nice tits, great ass but had the beginnings of that horrible waist that latinas get when they don’t watch their diet - probably ~6.5 or so? But fuck it, I’m fresh out of a LTR so it’s take no prisoners. I’m also 32, so that 23 y/o stuff feels real good.

We start out dancing with some space separating us, flirting and things start out well. “Trap Queen” song comes on and I asked her if she wanted to come back to my place for a romantic evening of cooking crack rocks together. She laughs hard and grabs my arm, and asks me how old I am. I tell her to guess. She’s like “26?”. I’m like “WOW you are so good. That’s awesome!” Never revealed my real age.

My friend's girl was attention whoring/rotating between 4 guys. The odds were against him, but he stuck around in the set like a champ. He probably could have just left and it would not have screwed up - but it also could have made things go south in terms of cockblocking, so it certainly was safer having him be there. There were a couple dudes in the group and everyone, so the threat was certainly there. But my friend knows I’d do the same for him in a heartbeat if the situation was reversed, so its all good.

It’s getting closer to last call, I started dancing from behind, light grinding on her and she took my hand from her hip and moved it closer to her vagina. I knew at that point it was basically a done deal and a matter of not fucking up - smoothly transitioning to the pull, and not getting cockblocked.

I tried to be cool/polite with one of the guys she said she was friends with and made some conversation about how I moved from Baltimore and differences from east vs coming out west, etc. He was giving one-word answers/comments, but I could also tell fairly quickly he didn’t have the nerve to try to fuck up my pull. Fine, that was all I wanted to establish.

I seeded the pull by asking her about if their group was going back to the girls’ house. I was like ‘you gonna sleep in her bed and cuddle with her? Well I bet I can cuddle better. <wink>’ She said she’d like that and wanted to do more than cuddle with me. And I said that could be arranged. She goes and talks to the other girl, who then comes up to me and is like “look, just have her at my place by 9am, okay?”

We go out and grab a golf cart ride back to my spot. First bar-golf cart pull since moving to Scottsdale- that shit worked great. Get inside, immediately yank the strings on her bikini, and plow the hell out of her twice before passing out. My first latina in a long time, she was yelling 'papi' and taking the dick like champ. Drove her back to her friends house in the morning.

Feels like Scottsdale is finally starting to come together for me. It’s going to start getting hotter than hell as we go into summer, but that also means pool parties and chicks wearing less clothes. Game on.

Post: #2660

+1
+10 2015

I'm back on a full on OKC blitz and since taking a break from it in Feb. I've been doing Tinder but like a lot of the guys here have said the quality just isn't there anymore. OKC seems to have better quality now, at least here in OC California. I've been targeting younger women and matched up with a cute 19 year old Latina yesterday. We messaged back and forth and the conversation quickly turned to the fact that she likes older guys being dominated. She admitted up front that she has "daddy issues"

I work from home and she was about to come directly over to my place yesterday about mid day and then got cold feet right at the last second. I figured I had lost her so I deployed the nuclear option: The Dick Pic. A couple of hours later she suddenly became interested in meeting up again.

We made plans for her to come by last night after her class. When she got to my place we made small talk for a minute or two and I grabbed her and we began making out in my kitchen. I took her over to my bed and the bang ensued. I was also pleasantly surprised to discover that she was a squirter and after she left and I turned the light on there where two huge soaked areas on my bed.

I have dates with different girls lined up tonight and tomorrow and I'm working a number of women from the site. Very exciting times!

Post: #2661

(05-22-2015 10:28 PM)CleanSlate Wrote:  +1... 14th on the year... if my count is correct, my lifetime notch total now matches my age. It's getting fuzzier and harder to keep track, though.

Easy but weird tinder bang, with a twist: she's married - something that I didn't find out until AFTER the fact. So on Wednesday, I get a match, and I open her with "hey naughty naughty! "

Her response shocks the socks off me: "yes I am naughty, do you like to fuck?"

My initial reaction gives way to maybe she's just fucking with me... so I respond in kind: "Of course I do, I like to pull out my 15 incher and pound a dripping wet pussy like a jackhammer until her legs turn into jelly."

Her: "Wow"
Me: "Yeah, you're not some cam girl hitting up thirsty men for money, are you?"
Her: "haha no, I just like to fuck. this is a hook up app isn't it"
Me: "Just so I know you're real, come on over tonight." (note this is 2 days ago)
Her: "not tonight, but I will come over when I wanna fuck"
Me: "oh so you're not really serious, you're just messing with me?"
Her: "noo i'm not messing with u, i said i will come over when I want"
Me: "tonight"
Her: "not tonight"

I conclude that she is a troll at this point, and mentally next her. I don't respond.

Then this morning, she hits me up:

Her: "hey how r u"
Me: "I'm great. You looking for a good hard fuck tonight?"
Her: "yes whats ur address"
Me: xxxxxxx
Her: "what time"
Me: "meet me at 7, and give me your #"
Her: "ok see u at 7. xxx-xxx-xxxx"

I'm still suspicious because this seems WAY too easy. But at least I'm not investing anything into this. A couple hours beforehand, I text her telling her where to park, but I was fully expecting her to flake.

Half an hour later and to my surprise, she texts back and says "k I'll let u know when I'm on my way, I'm coming straight from work". I start worrying that she's another SIF because this is TOO EASY.

And she shows up. No SIF. Skinny, nice ass, smallish tits, and an ok face... looks like she's half Mexican, age 27. Pleasantly surprised... I'm wondering what the fuck just happened, this just dropped in my lap?!

First thing she asks is not a "how are you" or even a "nice to meet you", it was "can I smoke in your place?" I say, "uh, no I don't smoke and I don't like it in my place. You can smoke out here and we'll chat, and then when you're done, we go in." She says ok and I help her light up. Small talk while she smokes. Then we go up to my place, and I try to escalate, but she wants to talk some more. A little more small talk about brothers and sisters, and our nationalities. I attempt to escalate more, saying "I've never experienced a half-mexican before" while going in for the kiss, and grabbing her ass. She couldn't resist and the clothes quickly came off and I sit her up on the kitchen counter and stick my cock in (wrapped), and start hammering away.

She moans loudly, and digs her fingernails into my butt as I'm pounding her. Then I take her down, turn her around, bend her over, and go doggy on her. Cum on her back. She loves it.

Then here's the weird part. She starts crying. I ask "what's wrong, you ok?"
Her: "Nothing, I'm just emotional" (as she fans her face with her hands)
Me: "Okay..."
Her: "I don't know, I just haven't been fucked like this in months"
Me: "Really?"
Her: "My husband just isn't into it anymore, not since we had a baby"
Me: "ummm... what?"
(she repeats herself, but I ask her to write it down on a pen and pad to make sure I understand what I think she is saying)
Me: "you mean you're married? and you have a kid?"
Her: "yes sorry, I just needed sex so bad, I'm not getting it at home" (cries)

I hug her, pat her on the back, feeling awkward, but saying "uh, it's okay baby, it's ok..."

She turns into a blubbering mess about how she's such a terrible person for getting sex on the side with a 'wonderful' husband and a 'beautiful' baby at home. I start having flashbacks to when I was married myself, and my wife was cheating on me... I felt like I was in twilight zone, as if life was trying to demonstrate what it was like on the other side of the coin.

I tell her that if she cares about her husband and kid, that she needs to go home and work things out with him.. and that there may be a reason that she and her husband aren't getting it on at home, and they need to figure out what it is... and that she should go home now.

She just left. On her way home, she texted me "thank you for listening, and for the wonderful fuck, I needed that."

Here I am, just ... what's the word... bewildered?

Dear god that is the most eloquently written fuck recap I've ever read.

Hats off.

Post: #2662

I just fired up Skout for the first time since I was overseas. 3.2KM away a 6 answers my troll message about being a feminazi, she thinks she's not. I'm like "Let's have sex" LITERALLY, I wasn't even serious and she said "OK, but it has to be at my place".

Anyways, this 6 is more like a 6.5 in person and I manage to get an erection. I smash and leave, all in the space of about 45 mins.

This is the first white Aussie girl I've slept with in more than 5 years. I'm not going to repeat this anytime soon and my love for the oriental snatch is further enshrined.

It's been a crazy year for me with two sizeable trips to SE Asia I'm currently at +29 for the year. No shit. I've almost doubled my notch count accumulated over 12 years in 5 months.

Post: #2663

+1

Tinder, slightly chubby brunette 6, huge titties, ok ass, cool girl though.

Had this skank sending me nude snapchats the first night I matched her. Parents left the house for the weekend so had her drive down for an easy bang. 3 hour drive to mine so major commitment from her. She was desperate for it. Serious cock thirst.

She told me the night before on Tinder how she loved rough sex, anal and all kinds of shit. So I'm expecting to be able to easily dominate, do what I want and then boot her out in the morning.

She drives down, comes in and I pour her a wine. I cracked open a cold light beer. We drink a little, we talk. More attractive in person than her photos actually, like I said a little chubby but nothing too bad. I can sense her desperation. I ask her if she has done this before and she says no. I thought she was lying.

She had already drove 3 hours to come here and I had already gotten nudes. It was sign, sealed and delivered as soon she arrived. We go upstairs and we bang, she doesn't object when I choke her and she doesn't object when I hold her head down whilst she is giving me head.

I hit it, bust in 10 minutes on her stomach, throw her some wet wipes and then slip off outside to smoke a joint. I come back in and I take a quick shower, she's stays upstairs and taps away at her phone or whatever the fuck they do.

I make myself a 10 egg omelette, I smash that, I brush my teeth. I go upstairs and she says 'You've been gone ages' and I don't even acknowledge it. I jump back in and go again, about 15 minutes in she begs me to put it in her ass but I decline.

Girls like that who are just going to offer up anal to a dude they only met tonight? Ahh it just ain't my thing. Doesn't appeal to me.

I bust in her mouth and she swallows. We watch The Wolf Of Wall Street for a bit, she blows me on command and I finish then fall asleep.

I wake up in the morning at 9am and I tell her I have basketball practice and she has to bounce. She leaves , I fix myself a shake and then go back to bed for a nap.

Girls like this are mostly what's left on Tinder. This was a bit of a slumpbuster for me since I spent the last 3 months in a boot recovering from a broke foot.

I just realised that was a lot of detail for a box standard Tinder bang haha. But sometimes a lot of a detail can be helpful, real life play by plays and such.

Peace.

Post: #2664

^^^^
the most impressive thing about this story has to be the 10 egg omelet

Post: #2665

WSO 10/10

Would Smash Omelet 10/10

Post: #2666

10 Omelets?? I dont think I've ate that many total this year yet.

Post: #2667

(05-22-2015 10:28 PM)CleanSlate Wrote:  +1... 14th on the year... if my count is correct, my lifetime notch total now matches my age. It's getting fuzzier and harder to keep track, though.

Easy but weird tinder bang, with a twist: she's married - something that I didn't find out until AFTER the fact. So on Wednesday, I get a match, and I open her with "hey naughty naughty! "

Her response shocks the socks off me: "yes I am naughty, do you like to fuck?"

My initial reaction gives way to maybe she's just fucking with me... so I respond in kind: "Of course I do, I like to pull out my 15 incher and pound a dripping wet pussy like a jackhammer until her legs turn into jelly."

Her: "Wow"
Me: "Yeah, you're not some cam girl hitting up thirsty men for money, are you?"
Her: "haha no, I just like to fuck. this is a hook up app isn't it"
Me: "Just so I know you're real, come on over tonight." (note this is 2 days ago)
Her: "not tonight, but I will come over when I wanna fuck"
Me: "oh so you're not really serious, you're just messing with me?"
Her: "noo i'm not messing with u, i said i will come over when I want"
Me: "tonight"
Her: "not tonight"

I conclude that she is a troll at this point, and mentally next her. I don't respond.

Then this morning, she hits me up:

Her: "hey how r u"
Me: "I'm great. You looking for a good hard fuck tonight?"
Her: "yes whats ur address"
Me: xxxxxxx
Her: "what time"
Me: "meet me at 7, and give me your #"
Her: "ok see u at 7. xxx-xxx-xxxx"

I'm still suspicious because this seems WAY too easy. But at least I'm not investing anything into this. A couple hours beforehand, I text her telling her where to park, but I was fully expecting her to flake.

Half an hour later and to my surprise, she texts back and says "k I'll let u know when I'm on my way, I'm coming straight from work". I start worrying that she's another SIF because this is TOO EASY.

And she shows up. No SIF. Skinny, nice ass, smallish tits, and an ok face... looks like she's half Mexican, age 27. Pleasantly surprised... I'm wondering what the fuck just happened, this just dropped in my lap?!

First thing she asks is not a "how are you" or even a "nice to meet you", it was "can I smoke in your place?" I say, "uh, no I don't smoke and I don't like it in my place. You can smoke out here and we'll chat, and then when you're done, we go in." She says ok and I help her light up. Small talk while she smokes. Then we go up to my place, and I try to escalate, but she wants to talk some more. A little more small talk about brothers and sisters, and our nationalities. I attempt to escalate more, saying "I've never experienced a half-mexican before" while going in for the kiss, and grabbing her ass. She couldn't resist and the clothes quickly came off and I sit her up on the kitchen counter and stick my cock in (wrapped), and start hammering away.

She moans loudly, and digs her fingernails into my butt as I'm pounding her. Then I take her down, turn her around, bend her over, and go doggy on her. Cum on her back. She loves it.

Then here's the weird part. She starts crying. I ask "what's wrong, you ok?"
Her: "Nothing, I'm just emotional" (as she fans her face with her hands)
Me: "Okay..."
Her: "I don't know, I just haven't been fucked like this in months"
Me: "Really?"
Her: "My husband just isn't into it anymore, not since we had a baby"
Me: "ummm... what?"
(she repeats herself, but I ask her to write it down on a pen and pad to make sure I understand what I think she is saying)
Me: "you mean you're married? and you have a kid?"
Her: "yes sorry, I just needed sex so bad, I'm not getting it at home" (cries)

I hug her, pat her on the back, feeling awkward, but saying "uh, it's okay baby, it's ok..."

She turns into a blubbering mess about how she's such a terrible person for getting sex on the side with a 'wonderful' husband and a 'beautiful' baby at home. I start having flashbacks to when I was married myself, and my wife was cheating on me... I felt like I was in twilight zone, as if life was trying to demonstrate what it was like on the other side of the coin.

I tell her that if she cares about her husband and kid, that she needs to go home and work things out with him.. and that there may be a reason that she and her husband aren't getting it on at home, and they need to figure out what it is... and that she should go home now.

She just left. On her way home, she texted me "thank you for listening, and for the wonderful fuck, I needed that."

Here I am, just ... what's the word... bewildered?

No need to be bewildered; I assume that this is your first experience with hooking up with a married woman so I will tell you that what happened here is the stereotypical script for how these hookups happen.

Point by point:

1)- Being very direct and quick about her interest in sex. Married women are shockingly blunt about wanting to get fucked; it's the only reason they are talking to you in the first place and they will cut right to the chase. They are not looking for a relationship -they are looking for dick.

2)- Setting the agenda- "I will come over when I wanna fuck". They have family and often work responsibilities and you as a toyboy are well down the list. Everything happens according to their schedule and horniness level. You won't hear from them for sometimes weeks or even months they suddenly you will get a text "Can you meet at 1 today?"

3)-Lack of flaking- If they make an appointment to meet, they rarely flake. They are serious about making it happen.

4)- Coming straight to your place- They don't want to be seen with a man in public, so they will often come right to your hotel or house.

5) Meeting while they are in transit-very often they will set a meeting on their lunch hour, while coming from work, or while they are supposed to be out shopping. That way they don't have to say they are at a specific place and risk not actually being there.

6)-Fucking with few preliminaries- They are not interested in getting to know you apart from a little small talk to establish some comfort. They want to get right to the meat of the action so to speak because they have limited time and want to get what they came for.

7) Sexually hungry- A lot of these women aren't getting fucked often or well or at all at home. Maybe the husband has low libido, or is impotent, or they aren't getting along or he's getting sex outside the marriage or maybe she is not attracted to him anymore. In any case, these are some of the most sexually ravenous women you will ever encounter. What they are risking to get sex tells you how badly they want sex.

8) Not telling you she's married until after the sex- Has happened to me numerous times, though more often with women I picked up in person rather than online. They are afraid that if they tell you, you will have the scruples to refuse to do it. They don't want to be denied the dick, so they just don't tell you.

9) The post sex guilt phase- They often do feel compelled to tell you afterwards though. They will express guilt and say things like "He's a good provider"This is followed often by justifying themselves by saying they are sexually deprived and "needed it." I've actually never had one cry so your case was more extreme than normal.


Odds are good that you won't hear from her again; a lot of these hookups are one and dones. A few are repeat customers, though. But mostly I suspect the next time they do it they just pick another guy and go though the routine again.

Post: #2668

You guys are hilarious hahaha.

A 10 egg omelette not 10 omelettes.

I spent 3 months in a boot sitting on the couch. Summer Bulk 2015 I need to get those gains back.

Got a dyed red head bisexual chick with a huge ass from Tinder lined up for Friday.

I honestly went with this whilst in the middle of a dirty talk question thing we had going on. I've used it on quite a few girls once I've got initial attraction, flirting going on the messages. I haven't had a single bad response yet. You gotta be able to sense out who will go with it, you need to have got the text/message game to a high level in order throw something like this out there I think.

Me: I'll be honest with you (Girl's name)
Me: I just wanna snuggle up with you watch the notebook and then fuck you like the dirty girl you are

Her: Sounds perfect

So yeah I'm expecting nothing less than another +1 to get summer going.

Post: #2669

(05-27-2015 06:39 PM)MrXY Wrote:  Point by point:

Damn, you nailed it. Point - BOOM, point - BOOM, and so on.

To my knowledge, this was indeed my first with a married woman (who isn't my wife)

Enlightening experience, but I think a small part of my soul died a little...

Post: #2670

+1
+11 2015

Met up with a 35 yo Asian from OKC last night. We had been messaging for several days and I could tell we had a good vibe and banter before we even met. When I met her she looked better than her photos but was very closed off acting based on her body language. I could tell she was pretty nervous. Normally I do ice cream or something non alcoholic for first dates but for some reason my gut feeling said meet this girl for drinks. We met at a newer prohibition style bar about two minutes from my apartment and after about a half hour she loosened up considerably. I'm trying to incorporate a lot more push/pull into my game so I would go between touching her arm and telling her things I like about her to leaning back and glancing at the TV above the bar when she would say something bratty to me.

After we each had two drinks I suggested we go back to my place to see some of my photography and she gave me a playful smirk saying "you're not getting into my pants tonight" I countered with "pfft, you wish" but I secretly got a little turned on knowing that she was thinking of fucking me already

She followed me back to my place and I made us drinks and we sat on my couch and shot the shit for almost an hour with a little bit of making out in between. By this time we were both pretty buzzed and I said let's go lay on my bed. She teased me again saying "that's the oldest trick in the book, how many other women do you do that with?" My answer: "About a thousand" She excused herself to the restroom and when returning she damn near molested me and we banged three times before she headed home around 12:30am. And best of all, she's a squirter!!

Post: #2671

(05-29-2015 09:43 AM)OregonToSoCal Wrote:  She teased me again saying "that's the oldest trick in the book, how many other women do you do that with?" My answer: "About a thousand" She excused herself to the restroom and when returning she damn near molested me and we banged three times before she headed home around 12:30am. And best of all, she's a squirter!!

Love it! You're killing it these days.

Post: #2672

Matched with this 34 year old Korean dentist back in September in 2014. She was being very high maintenance and demanding. She constantly pestered me about taking too long to respond to texts. One day, I told her, "Relax, nothing we talk about is time sensitive." No response...

...till about a week ago. She restarted with "hey meanie". After a bunch of small talk, we decided to meet up one evening. I was late, so she started drinking wine on her own. I arrived and she made a face, and I quickly hugged her and told her that I'll make it up to her. She was a little annoyed so I kept egging her to drink more of the bottle. As soon as she confessed she was feeling really drunk, I went in for the kill. +1.

During pillow talk, she admitted that she hated how she was dating a bunch of betas, and she thought to text me again because I held my frame. Gentleman of RooshVForum, holding your frame works - and this situation is proof.

We went downstairs to drink more wine. Here is she in her silk robe:

Post: #2673

+1 Tinder Girl 21 years old

Man it wasn't great at all probably a 6, I just needed a new notch.

Definitely on the thick side, cute face, tits were decent, thats about it.

I'll keep it simple

Background:

Matched, number closed in about 7 exchanges

She's interested but we text randomly. Takes about a week and half to hang out.

The Meetup:

I had a company after hours meet up for drinks, I start checking up girls numbers.

I decide we should meet up, get home, shower, show up at the bar.

We have a drink, blah blah blah chat, drop some bait, get a shot, bounce to a park down the street, she gets in my car, we drive to a park, take a walk around it.

I tease her about me leaving her she responds with "no don't leave me"

As we walk I ask about movie she loves, we agree to watch a movie and she can check out my rifle.

The Bang:

We roll up to my house, I grab a beer, talk to my main on the phone real quick, head up to my bed.

She's laying there we drink a beer, watch the move, start some kino, pull her hair, tells me she likes it and she likes being choked, go time.

I choke her and pull her hair and freeze her out a few times.

Finally pull her tits out, suck on them, slowly rub her pussy, she's wearing a skirt, thong, start rubbing it, finger blast her.

NO LMR

She starts unzipping my pants, I pull them down, she starts blowing me, I jump on top of her, grab a condom.

Bang her out, we lay for a bit, movie ends, she has to get up early for work, perfect.

I tell her this escalated quickly, didn't expect this, she comes at me with that she's very body conscious and never does this. (I laugh inside)

I make some half assed excuse about leaving for a trip next week for a few weeks, I'm obviously not going to bang her again.

Drop her off at the bar.

TL;DR

Needed to get off>new notch>lay up bang

I could do way better, got a few lined up for next week.

Post: #2674

+1 Tinder Red Head Bisexual with big ass referenced in previous post. Would have been a 6 but fell to a 5 after something a little off putting came to light once I got her naked.

Matched her about a month back, initiated with my standard opening routine. Got some dirty talk going. Cooled off.

Couple weeks later I reopened it, managed to get some nude snaps.

I used the line referenced in previous post. She tells me she doesn't like the notebook and that she prefers Denzel Washington. I tell her I got The Equaliser and that she should come through Friday just to watch it. She agrees. Something comes up and we switch to Thursday night.

My logistics suck and my parents are in so it's tricky. One of my best pals lives round the corner and his parents were away so he offers to lend me his yard whilst he goes to his girlfriends. What a blessing.

I tell her to get a taxi to his address and blag like it's my own place, I pay for the taxi.

She comes in and we go to the lounge to chill. She's a little difficult and uptight at first, pretty blunt. I use a little teasing to open her up. She told me previously that she is 420 friendly so I roll up a J and we smoke.

I take her upstairs to 'watch' The Equaliser. She knows the deal. After about 15 minutes I go in for the kiss, no resistance and I proceed to take off her t shirt and let out the titties. About a C cup, nothing to write home about. I'd already seen them on the nudey snap.

She sucks me off whilst I sit on the couch and skin a blunt. I smoke whilst she continues to blow me, she doesn't mind. She's smokes some and then I take off her jeans.

We jump on the bed on and I take off her panties put a rubber on. She rides me for 5 minutes on top facing me.

Then she switches to reverse girl to show that big ass, big it was, shit was a handful but she had some nasty red acne on her cheeks in a couple spots that I really did not care for. Knocked her down to a 5.

I almost lost my stiffy. Dangerous territory. I turn her over and rail her for another 10, choking her and shoving my fingers in her mouth. She also told me she loves rough sex. I give her what she wants.

I bust and make my way to the bathroom to dump the condom and instruct her to skin up a joint.

We blaze, I fuck her again legs over shoulders, she is so wet she literally soaks my pals sheets. I've never seen anything like it. I text him after to offer to pay for some new ones.

Oh and she also had a tattoo of a rose on her inner thigh. Classic slut tell.

We fall asleep and I give her money for a cab in the morning. Doubt I will see her again, she said to text her and that she had a good time and she seemed a little attached but doesn't even know where I live which is good. I think she was a little crazy. On to the next one.

Another score on the board I spose. No 10 omelette this time though.

Post: #2675

These stories motivate me to go out and approach everything in the bars this evening haha..good job!