You've got to thank Jesus when you cum on a cactus.

delicioustacos got the cactus. Thank you Jesus LOL

(06-21-2013 02:46 AM)delicioustacos Wrote:  First date off OKC. 21 year old nanny from Florianopolis. She lives with some rich family in the Hollywood Hills. We snuck up a hiking path, gorgeous view of all of L.A. I rawdogged her on a boulder. Then I ejaculated on a cactus.

Thank you Jesus.

Probably the first time the cactus got pricked back.

So I just had sex. This is ripped right from my latest post. If you want some more background on Yoga Chick here's 1, 2, and 3:

So last night Yoga Chick wanted to go to the gym with me then she ended up hanging out with some mutual friends. I was too tired to do anything other than talk to my neighbors and sit around at home and talk to my roommate. I told her she could come over and we could hang for a bit, maybe I'd give her a short massage.

She came over and we ended up having a couple drinks, then she talked to me about how upset she was when she realized that I was hooking up with Maria. Even though I'd been really clear with her that I didn't want to start something I wasn't going to finish (when Yoga Chick had been all over me in my bed another night) and that she was attractive but that I didn't want to go there...she still was really hurt.

I apologized to her, told her that wasn't my intent. I realized my actions weren't congruent with what I was telling her. We ended the night on what I thought was a good note, she was ready to crash on the couch (better than in my bed) but for some stupid reason I told her she could sleep in my bed.

Now I'm tired as fuck. I'm destroyed for work. All I want to do is sleep.

I successfully fended her off last night but this morning she started grabbing my dick and then ninja'ed her mouth right onto it before I even fully realized what I'd allowed. Fuck! I was so tired and I let it happen. Then I stopped her eventually and was just like, "shit, I can't do this, seriously, I don't want make you cry again"

I started falling asleep and then we ended up fooling around some more. For christ's sake, this chick can suck my dick standing up over me in my bed while bending in half to get her mouth all the way down. Seriously, wtf!

I figured finally that I might as well fuck her at this point so I grabbed her off the bed, spun her around, deftly put a condom on, pulled down her short shorts, panties, and then just pounded her. Wouldn't know she was mid-thirties from her pussy...I had to really push to get in her, despite her being super wet. I was late for work so I just grabbed her really nice long hair and fucked her hard until we came together, then left her in the bed and got dressed for work.

I just want to crawl back in that bed right now...preferably with her gone so I can sleep 8 hours.

What have I done?

On a related note, Ayla has gone completely radio silent since I cancelled on our date that I had thought for sure I could make (things changed) and the 19 year old cancelled on tonight's bring the movies date as her new job gave her a shift, but she is free Sunday.

I just want sleep.

EDIT: Added texts from Yoga Chick post-sex:

<Yoga Chick> If I'm dying then... I know you are... 2 >.<

<AO> I'm dying. Tonight I swear I'm sleeping. Christ!

<Yoga Chick> I've never had an orgasm like that.

<Yoga Chick> More worth it?

<Yoga Chick> What no dancing tonight?

<AO> This knot in my neck is huge!

<AO> More worth what?

<Yoga Chick> So was the cock in me this morning...

<AO> And what do you mean with the orgasm? Bent over? Internally? Quickly? All of the above?

<Yoga Chick> E

<Yoga Chick> D I mean

<Yoga Chick> All of the above

<Yoga Chick> More worth not sleeping...

<Yoga Chick> I can rub it for you... Come back and take your pants off... I'll work my way up

Have I unleashed a stage 5 clinger? I'm concerned.

+1 after a pretty long cold streak where I'd come close with 2 other girls recently but no [email protected] Russian who has a very nice and tight little body (the one u never get in America except with some Asian girls, here it's not that unusual), is 28 but looks 18 and has braces - pushed a lot of my buttons)) Rawdogged in the morning after using a condom last night and basically hating it.

+1 for me. South African.

This one was very different from my other bangs because it was basically a friendly hang out until one moment when we're suddenly kissing and no more than half an hour later, banging.

It led me to question a lot of my beliefs about kino, escalation and all that. Maybe I don't need to follow such a rigid "strategy" to get a bang and I can just let it flow more organically. I still don't know at which point she knew she was going to sleep with me though. Like I said, friendly hangout all the way until the kiss and it was like I'd unleashed a sex demon.

I'm just getting in now, still drunk and it's muggy as shit right now. Got another dry streak out of the way on the solstice in which the sun and the moon were both at their strongest. Is that he reason I got the bang? Not a fuking clue but I'll say a lot of luck got me this one.

Background:

Went to a shitty dive bar since they had a hip hop night. It was well known so I was hoping tourists would be there. It's fairy quiet and the crowd is a lot of ratchet white folks cranking their necks to Project Pat haha. Anyways. For what it is I run game on three broads, best lead had a boyfriend (of course...when in Toronto ...) and im trying not to clunk my head thinking its another one of "these types of nigts". She had some fat bitch for a friend whom would of been a smoke show if she was not a whale, her accent didn't help either bitch was annoying but It was easy to isolate her friend because of this. Shameless disregard to fatties and mocking them makes sure they leave you alone and she did for good chunks of the night.

This girl kept playing conflict with her mind because I knew she wanted it as she kept mauling my body but would not go over the deep end with kino/contact as I assume she knew it would be a one-way street. She was plain but cute and thin so I had no complaints but got annoyed my best prospect was a attached lady with head issues and a possible cold sore (yuuuuuuk). Some random whom was trying to chop her fat ass friend from London mentioned he had a after party literally down the street from the bar - Props to him for having his logistics in check. I convince these broads to check it out after we get food. As we walk down to the restaurant I run into a girl I got to school with and in typical fashion she is drunk out her mind with her top nearly falling off. She had a cute friend and mentioned she wanted to catch up. In my new this prospect is better then thin Tina with the cold sore so I bluntly ditch the two bitches from the bar and sit with the new girls.

We order food and what not. My school friend is crazy drunk dropping innuendoes out her ass detailing sex. I know this girl well enough that I know she is itching for some cock and I'm just cool with it all as her friend is part of this package, since I have no desire to bang my school friend since my homie hit and said she was kind of nutty. I suggest we party after this and she is down. She has a new condo full of booze so we all bounce there. She texts some random dude in her phone to roll through, in 10 mins some old Italian dude is in her crib creeping shit out. It's cool as its a distraction. I run pretty much aloof caveman game. Not much game just a lot of me escalating and then pushing her away and ignoring her.

I take her to the sun room which nicely acts as a 2nd bedroom. I get what she is thinking so now in my head it's only my chance now to fuck up. Prior to this point it was mad drinks of gin and rum, my stomach was spinning but I muscled through. She drops the line that she is Native and in my head I laugh. She looked EE to me to be honest but her dropping that naive line ensured me she was down to at the very least party hard and have a good time. I make her spill her drink on my pants (haha spill game) and then make her clean up the mess. I complain my pants are too wet and I need to take them off to dry off (haha!!) she was hesitant but cool with it. I do that then tell her to look at the stars I think some bullshit like that. She gets a good feel for my body and then I just maul her and she squeels in joy like a pig in shit. I put her hand on my junk and push her head down and she mauls my dick like a starving child. Keep in mind I was on 'no-fap' for close to two months and my balls were like a pressure cooker full of splooge. She does not care or listen when I try to tell her to ease up and keeps going like a jackhammer and I blast the most epic sized nut of my life down her throat. To the point she choked and gagged (hahaha!) she again squeels in bliss, if I'm reading this girl right she is a bonafide freak!

Yo this girl tries to kiss me after and I push her away and tell her to fuck off. Any dudes whom have dealt with native girls know they go from 0-rachet in seconds if you push the wrong button. I could see her face starting to boil and turn angry. I don't remember how I diffused it, I think I told her softly and firmly to clean herself up and fetch me another drink while kissing her on the cheek and it calmed her down. While she is doing this I sneak back on my jeans and grab a rubber from my backpack - It's going down in my head lord willing.

Now I think after a drink and a shot I felt good to go again in my head, enough time should have passed so I start mauling and finger banging her then grabbing her by the hair to get me going agian. Wow worst case of whisky dick once I slip on that rubber. Does not help it has that sensitive cream shit on it either, once I put it on my dick it basically goes dead. I start getting frustrated and so does she. So she rips off the rubber and we both just *shrug*.

I end up rawdogging this broad like a mad man and since it was my 2nd round I was beasting on her pussy. It felt great, I did not give a fuck and since we were in a sun deck I pressed her against the window like a boss. Wow. I nutted inside of her though, this is a first for me - and now I understand. Her biggest moan came when I blasted the Kosko army all inside of her - I get it now boys - and I'm surprised I denied my self such ruthless and great feelings all this time.

We end up back at her place and passes out, I iwanted to fuck her again but was to tierd. I see a copy of 50 SHADES OF GREY beside her bed and laugh. This girl is a closet freak and I change my tone on not wanting her number. I'm worried about that nutt I blasted in her, native girls love babies but we both bitched about how lazy native girls just have babies early in the night so not sure what that means. She literally lives down the street from me, knows a schoolmate of mine so in my head the male hamster spins that she could find me anyways if a little Kosko comes On-line. So yeah I got her number and she was persistent that I text her in 3hrs (ok?). Not sure if I want roll that dice. She was hot and especially for her age (33?), lives close by, and has easy prospects of being a submissive slut for me and my swinging lifestyles.

I'll take your guys words on it... Should I try to vanish? Or make this a haram prospect?

+1

Lessons learned ?

Blasting a nut inside raw was on par with the best steak I've eaten, best beer I've drank. I understand it all and yes I did notice a specific different reaction from the girl when this nut in compared to a nut inside of a rubber. Why didn't I pull out? Well my whole sex carrer was based on nutting inside with a rubber on so I don't know how to pull out (haha!). I keep bringing it up so you can tell its bugging me but hey it is what it is.

Ohh remember that old Italian dude? Had zero game. My schoolmate would of fucked her doorman she was that horny. Dude left early and I can tell he didn't hit it. Hahaha!

I'm only going to post when there's a notable 'special' notch. Keep forgetting anyway.

+1 a pornstar I pulled last night from Drais Hollywood. Surprisingly, she was slightly above average for sex. Will have to have seconds to see if she'll do what she does on camera.

Just had to send my love to the forums. I've been having monster success lately. Got three notches in 3 days: a 7.5, an 8, and my first 9.5+ about an hour ago. I handled every shit test including a last minute "I have a boyfriend." Thanks to all.

(06-24-2013 09:11 AM)Skotch Wrote:  I handled every shit test including a last minute "I have a boyfriend." Thanks to all.

How did this go?

I was doing one of my new favorite routines for a kiss. It's sort of like a little question and answer game and I've had great success with it. Anyways, she slipped in an 'I-have-a-boyfriend' where it wasn't really appropriate. She's hot enough that I believed her, but I just went for it. A little while later, we were at my place.

+1. Looooooooong slow burn. Nothing to write home about and not much of a brag, but she's cool. I've got some shitty life situations going on right now so it's a nice change of pace.

Kosko, you should've told her to get the morning after pill or gone down to a pharmacy with her in the morning. It's risky as fuck doing that mate, but yes, it feels so fucking good!

I told one girl before I left hers to go down to the pharmacy and text me when she got the pill and took it. She did. You gotta be careful, man. Did you ask her if she was on the pill or anything?

One girl I picked up at night and fucked, I came inside her about 5 times during the night. She told me she had a coil. Still, when I left in the morning my male hamster was running round in circles. I approached her at night, got her number then went back home with her. She didn't have my number, my surname, where I lived and worked, my Facebook, nothing.

I've stalked her Facebook since and can confirm she's not pregnant but I went underground with her. Never contacted her again and deleted her number out of my phone in case I got horny one day and decided to hit her up.

It made me concerned too how easy it was to find her on Facebook. I just typed in her first name and the name of her university and she came up. Mental.

34 for 2013

Fun notch. I smirked at her as I watched another guy buy her a drink. This little bottle blond hippie jewess eventually made her way over to me and bang ensued.

Great 22 yo tight body.

The coolest thing was that she had a pet ferret. These animals are amazing to me. They are so much smarter and more affectionate than cats. It sucks that they are illegal in NYC.

There was another guy got roped into the situation for her roommate, and he wasn't trying to work with me at all. He was so greedy trying to get both of them for himself. Instead of building for the future with me, he showed how green he was.

At times he was miles ahead of me, and it almost seemed like I was going to get blocked out. But, I persevered and blocked him out of my picture.

I left heaps of cum on this girl's bed and in her room. Maybe the ferret will eat them or something.

Was down in LES, hit up a bar for happy hour after work, was going back home when I got approached by an older lady, blonde, fit body. we had a few drinks in the bar,was drunk as hell, so we banged twice on the stairs of the wrong apartment building as she didn't know her way home lol and then we both went our ways.

(06-28-2013 07:48 AM)soup Wrote:  34 for 2013

Fun notch. I smirked at her as I watched another guy buy her a drink. This little bottle blond hippie jewess eventually made her way over to me and bang ensued.

Great 22 yo tight body.

The coolest thing was that she had a pet ferret. These animals are amazing to me. They are so much smarter and more affectionate than cats. It sucks that they are illegal in NYC.

There was another guy got roped into the situation for her roommate, and he wasn't trying to work with me at all. He was so greedy trying to get both of them for himself. Instead of building for the future with me, he showed how green he was.

At times he was miles ahead of me, and it almost seemed like I was going to get blocked out. But, I persevered and blocked him out of my picture.

I left heaps of cum on this girl's bed and in her room. Maybe the ferret will eat them or something.

34 chicks in 2013 by June and you live in New York? You must be player number one on the forum in terms of numbers.

What type of girls are you banging? How do you rate them from 0 to 10? What is your secret (looks? approaching 24/7? Lots of money? Fame?)

I am seriously impressed with your numbers and note that is coming from a guy that fucks a lot too, but to fuck that many chicks in the western world in 6 months, we need to ask whats up here.

(06-28-2013 01:21 PM)pitt Wrote:  

(06-28-2013 07:48 AM)soup Wrote:  34 for 2013

Fun notch. I smirked at her as I watched another guy buy her a drink. This little bottle blond hippie jewess eventually made her way over to me and bang ensued.

Great 22 yo tight body.

The coolest thing was that she had a pet ferret. These animals are amazing to me. They are so much smarter and more affectionate than cats. It sucks that they are illegal in NYC.

There was another guy got roped into the situation for her roommate, and he wasn't trying to work with me at all. He was so greedy trying to get both of them for himself. Instead of building for the future with me, he showed how green he was.

At times he was miles ahead of me, and it almost seemed like I was going to get blocked out. But, I persevered and blocked him out of my picture.

I left heaps of cum on this girl's bed and in her room. Maybe the ferret will eat them or something.

34 chicks in 2013 by June and you live in New York? You must be player number one on the forum in terms of numbers.

What type of girls are you banging? How do you rate them from 0 to 10? What is your secret (looks? approaching 24/7? Lots of money? Fame?)

I am seriously impressed with your numbers and note that is coming from a guy that fucks a lot too, but to fuck that many chicks in the western world in 6 months, we need to ask whats up here.

I probably put in more time than most guys. Game has been a priority project in my life for a few years now. I'm a musician and I believe that being able to talk to girls and work with people is almost as important as how well I play.

The girls vary greatly in quality. I've documented each bang on this thread if you want to get a sense of how I work and the quality.

I've been told that I do have good looks, despite that fact that I'm balding, but looks alone didn't enable me to bang this many chicks when I was younger. I'm not rich or famous yet. In the last four years I've made an effort to dress better. I wear form fitting clothes instead of baggy 1990s stuff, and rock both a classic and stylish look.

I approach girls everywhere. Just yesterday I got a lawyer's number on the subway in two stops (I think it's a flake number though because she hasn't responded).

I get rejected a lot. For every bang I get there's a ball park of 7-10 approach rejections, and 5-7 bang-on-date rejections. I just push to deal with a large amount of numbers. I roll with a guy who claims to be banging like 100 girls a year, and I see him in action almost every night.

I try to take in as much info about game as possible and put it into action to figure out what works for me and what doesn't.

Ended it with GF Friday night.

Banged tall, slightly thick 21 year old blonde with immense cans Sat night while ex-GF was sending me texts. Great fuck and awesome blower even though I generally prefer them a bit smaller. Some of the guys here would love her phat ass but it didn't do much for me. She more than made up for it other ways. Wants to bang again. Soon.

Just got done doing this to a short little Hispanic 20 year old in the hotel room I got in anticipation of banging another broad that turned out to look nothing like her pics on SA. Hispanic girl texted me right as I was saying adios to the ugster. Good timing... Tight little thing all the way around.

Hispanic chick was loud as fuck as soon as I put it in. Was expecting security to bang on the door thinking someone was being murdered...

Tomorrow is going to be a long day. Alarm going off in three hours....

Met girl on Friday night at some hipster bar. She alluded to being into BDSM so I brought along my 'kit bag'. Game was tight. Venue changed. Got her alone in a cheap motel room. Tied her up, gagged her with her panties and a coil of rope, fucked the shit of her. 1st date and already the bang

Saturday, same thing. Met another girl on the first date. Negotiated back to her place. Tied her up, roughed her up, made her cum all over her bed sheets, and left.

Now that I reflect on my own perversity and corruption and how willing women are to follow you into Hell providing you display a few glimpses of Alpha hood, I must simply laugh. Feel sorry for these girls' future husbands. I honestly have no idea how I got into this shit. Most guys I discussed this with are content with a regular fuck, but for me to truly get aroused I need to be imaging I'm actually raping a girl or aggressively dominating and humiliating her in some way.

I hope the NSA doesn't see this shit.

Was in Vegas from Friday until this morning

+3

1 social circle girl, 1 pulled from Wet Republic and 1 pulled from Marquee.

Blonde white girl 8
Spanish girl 7
Spanish girl 9

Multiple makeouts and 2 blowjobs from other girls as well.

just fucked a chick in a park behind bushes
she hit me up on POF saying she was visiting NY for a week. thai chick. 5.5... not my proudest
but noteworthy as its my first ons public park bang

# 11. This weekend. Had met this 42 year old teacher off POF a few weeks ago. We had a short drink meeting then a date a week later that went well and ended in a makeout. Tried to make another date and got a couple of "I'm busy"s so I just put her on ice for a while. After a couple of weeks she texted wanting to go out.

I liked her- she's lively and very funny and seemed like she had a wild side I could bring out; we got along great. Very Southern belle. Very slender too. We hit three bars and drank a good bit, started making out a bit at the bar. Things gradually got more heated and the talk got more sexual. Finally, I pulled a move I don't do often but when the mood is right it's very effective. I leaned over, looked her in the eyes and said "I want to fuck you." She said she wanted me to and I pulled her out of the bar and into a nearby alley. Yes, you read that right-two middle aged people were going to fuck in an alley. I pushed her against a wall and we started making out hard, but after a few minutes a couple came down the alley so we realized it wasn't as private as we thought. We walked to a nearby park looking for a secluded place but there were only trees and grass, not bushes, with several vagrants and teenagers hanging around.

We decided to go to her place. It was a bit of a drive in separate cars and I was worried she might be cooled off when we got there, but no- she was ready. And when she took off her clothes I couldn't believe what I saw-her body was amazing. No wrinkles, no stretch marks, no cellulite, not an ounce of excess fat. Slender as hell but with curvy hips and big nicely done fake tits. Long legs and beautiful skin tan all over. She had the body of a hot 20 year old. This chick could make a lot of money as a MILF pornstar.

I jackhammered her rawdog all over the room in multiple positions for almost an hour. When we were finished she curled up against me and what was the first thing she said ?

"I LOVE the way you manhandled me and bossed me around. Nobody ever talks to me like that!

What do I keep telling you guys about roughhousing girls. They want it, they crave it, they need it. They have a deep urge to be submissive to a man that often goes unsatisfied because most guys are afraid to take charge and push sexual power boundaries.

#35 for 2013

My first Tinder bang. Quality was barely a 6. A little chubby, but big tits. Ring the gong for Jewish girls because they are DTF.

Matched with her this morning. Booty called her straight to my house. Got my nut, kicked her out.

French flag secured 30 minutes ago. Sweet mademoiselle from paris who I met at a house party a few days ago. Came out tonight with me, knew it was on when her friend left 1 minute after I arrived.

Sex was great, very passionate, she didn't want me to cum on her face but relented when I got aggressive and insisted. Started off raw dog, then switched to a condom, then switched back to rawdog when she started getting sore. Viva France!

Just got home from driving. I was on fire tonight. 5 numbers and an almost bang until a dude came out from his bedroom and started a fight with his roommate that was on my lap. Went back out and got inside another girls place and smashed an hour later. Two month dry spell over.

Best part was there was nothing going on tonight. Girls were not out in full force, it was actually pretty dead. I have been battling some stressful personal problems as of late and maybe was a little depressed. This week I started eating healthy again and went back to lifting and I attribute all of what happened tonight on getting back on track.

+1.
Not my best, but gotta break the dry spell somehow.

Nothing to write home about, 5.5 chubby from POF.
First date was week, not even a KC, got her to my place on the second date but she LMRed like hell, kinda kicked her out for doing that.
Third date and not a drop of LMR, was thinking about calling her out on the third date rule bullshit but didn't.