I got oral herpes too, Ive had 1 outbreak total in my life and the cold sore went away after 4-5 days without using any medication. If I used abbreva or whatever those cold sore medications are it would have been gone a day or 2 sooner. A girl cannot get herpes from me unless a cold sore is present, just like with genital herpes you cannot get it unless herpes is actually present. A friend of mine was dating a girl for 3 years who had genital herpes and he never caught it and he never used condoms.

+1. 26 y/o Dutch/Latvian (Australian born). 7 with a nice and tight pussy.

Quite a backstory to this one (and two prior flakes on her behalf!), so it's been a long time in the making.

She organised a Pub Crawl event on Couchsurfing just prior to Easter (she's a local host). The button to indicate that you're attending wasn't working, and I saw she had posted her mobile number on the site... so didn't pass up the opportunity to send a text introducing myself, explaining that I was going to attend, mentioning the issues with the site that I experienced.

I made sure I got there early, as I knew she'd be there early as well... I didn't get there early enough though, as there was some bearded joker (the bushy/wild type) who'd already made headway with her, buying rounds between the both of them. I didn't let this situation sway me though, and anchored myself at their table, inserting measured and witty remarks into conversation at every opportunity over the next half hour or so. The pub filled quickly with fellow hosts and surfers, so with little opportunity to escalate with bearded man there, I decided to check out the other prospects.

Fast forward a few days after the event - I text her and after a bit of back and forth set up drinks mid-week. She flakes by sending me a text on the morning we're supposed to meet, saying she has a migraine and will get back to me to re-schedule.

About a week later, after she doesn't "re-schedule", I contact her and push for another night to meet up. She says some bullshit like she's too busy studying or something, so I simply leave it, don't reply and write her off.

Some 4 weeks later, I send a re-start text... something like "Hope you're enjoying the great weather today". A statement, not a question.
She gets back to me a couple of hours later, and after some more back and forth set up drinks for Tuesday just gone.

I get a text a couple of hours before we are due to meet, with her saying she just found out she needed to attend interviews with her boss as she was resigning and they needed to find a replacement (and have her on the interview panel). Once again, sounded like bullshit, but I played it cool by saying "no problem", sending a few neg texts with her eventually suggesting to meet Thursday (last night).

We meet at a pub about a 25 min walk from my apartment, so logistics weren't the best but by no means outside of the potential bang radius. Get there, she's already finished a drink, making it easier for me to seal the deal. No kino at the venue, however I could tell she was DTF as I caught her checking out most guys that were walking past our table. She was also rambling on and on about inane shit that girls typically do when they're keen. Worked great for me, as I'm more on the introverted side, and like to just interject every now and then with a confirmatory statement about what she's saying, which worked a treat.

I walk her to her car, expecting to have to attempt a kiss close as she's opening the door...but then she offers to drive me home (at that stage I knew it was on, hehe). I get her to park in a 15 min loading zone, and said "come up quickly, just for 15 mins, you have to see the view from my apartment!". She does, digs the view and apartment, does not resist at all to a kiss and finger bang on the balcony, nor my cock invading her terrifically tight pussy, and ends up staying the night (I made sure I moved her car to a better location however).

TL;DR - bang 2 months and 2 flakes after initially meeting. Good times.

^ You got way more patience than me.

Why would you move her car though? Especially from someone that flaked/cancelled on you a bunch of times.

^

This again confirms that there really is no true way to deal with flaking. Putting up with multiple flakes can still result in the bang eventually....this actually makes things more confusing.

Good work, I suppose. I personally wouldn't have bothered with her.

Didn't Roosh say he's never fucked a girl who's flaked?

(05-10-2013 07:58 AM)Windom Earle Wrote:  No kino at the venue, however I could tell she was DTF as I caught her checking out most guys that were walking past our table. She was also rambling on and on about inane shit that girls typically do when they're keen.

Congrats, quick question. Am I reading that right, that her checking out other guys means she is DTF? When you mean keen - you mean girls that are DTF? Just curious what details she might have shared. Thanks and congrats again.

(05-10-2013 08:07 AM)Jaylow Wrote:  ^ You got way more patience than me.

Why would you move her car though? Especially from someone that flaked/cancelled on you a bunch of times.

I moved her car after fucking her, and after realising she was happy to stay the night. I didn't want to risk her getting a fine, nor her changing her mind and deciding to head home instead of just moving the car... which is why I made her stay in bed and did it for her. I like having a girl stay, especially a girl of her quality, gives me more time to get my hooks in too.

(05-10-2013 08:16 AM)ao85 Wrote:  ^

This again confirms that there really is no true way to deal with flaking. Putting up with multiple flakes can still result in the bang eventually....this actually makes things more confusing.

(05-10-2013 08:25 AM)MattC Wrote:  Good work, I suppose. I personally wouldn't have bothered with her.

Didn't Roosh say he's never fucked a girl who's flaked?

Yes, I'd read that here too, but there's always exceptions to the rule I guess (if you can call it that?), and maintained that glimmer of hope without getting too invested in it - staying nonchalant/indifferent I guess you could say.

(05-10-2013 02:51 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  

(05-10-2013 07:58 AM)Windom Earle Wrote:  No kino at the venue, however I could tell she was DTF as I caught her checking out most guys that were walking past our table. She was also rambling on and on about inane shit that girls typically do when they're keen.

Congrats, quick question. Am I reading that right, that her checking out other guys means she is DTF? When you mean keen - you mean girls that are DTF? Just curious what details she might have shared. Thanks and congrats again.

I definitely took that as a DTF sign (and yes, by keen, I mean keen to bump uglies). When I saw her doing that I was thinking back to what I read in Day Bang, how Roosh talks about if a girl is looking around - it means that it's an indication she's open to be approached. Obviously not the same situation, as I'm already in conversation with her (and by no means was she neglecting me, it was just an occasional milisecond glance) - but to me, this was a significant sign that she wanted some pleasure that night.

Other indicators when thinking back is that she moved her chair closer to mine over the course of the night, leaning in and strong eye contact (and dilated pupils, however it was night-time, so I'm never 100% sold on this as an indicator), was always the first to bring up new conversation threads, wasn't hesitant about getting subsequent drinks, and was obviously enjoying herself, laughing, doing the hair flick thing etc. Oh, I have Dutch ancestry too which we talked at length about, and I think this helped my endeavours in getting her in the sack (even if on a subconscious level?).

Oh, btw, with the non-existent LMR, I was expecting her pussy to match her "looseness" - so you can imagine my surprise when I encounter the smallest and tightest box I've ever had!

+2 in the last 24 hours

1 was a SIF from OKC. I was in a dry spell, and she was pleasant to be around. I could tell she hadn't been fucked in awhile. I used MattC's "Perv." line from the3bromigos (keep up the awesome blog, Matt and Bojangles).

2 was a pretty hot little Phillipina girl from OKC too. Messaged her saying I wished I lived in her hometown. We met, drove around, had a few drinks, hookah, back to her place and bang. Slight LMR, but I pushed through it like a champ. She was very energetic in bed. I'll be seeing her again.

If she was born there but has lived most of her life in the U.S., does it count as a flag?

#26 new for 2013

SIF of OkCupid. Couldn't tell until we were heading back to my place. First date bang recipe to a tee. Did for the notch. Anyway, moving on...

Got tentative plans to meet up with another OKC girl tonight.

Well... nothing to write home about. I've been banging the same on-and-off "gf" for the last year and a half. Meet new girls online, go out, but no lays yet. I have to learn game. Last time i fucked was this morning, next time will prob be tonight, but i'm just too bored.

(05-10-2013 09:04 PM)FourToTheFloor Wrote:  1 was a SIF from OKC. I was in a dry spell, and she was pleasant to be around. I could tell she hadn't been fucked in awhile. I used MattC's "Perv." line from the3bromigos (keep up the awesome blog, Matt and Bojangles).

Boss that, nice one!

4 to the floor , great job . My apologies for being lazy what's the "perve line " ?

Yes you got the phillipines Flag.

(05-12-2013 07:15 AM)Lothario Wrote:  4 to the floor , great job . My apologies for being lazy what's the "perve line " ?

Yes you got the phillipines Flag.

It's on my blog, mate.

+1

MILF. Not the best body, but not THAT fat either, big tits on a super small frame.

I guess a slump breaker because I havent been laid in THREE FUCKING WEEKS!!!

I got there and used the bathroom and when I came out she was naked, spread eagle on the bed. I drop my pants and she starts sucking my dick. I throw her on her back and start fingering her pussy, super clean looking and smelled like a meadow breeze

I start fucking her and try to get my nut as fast as possible because I want to go home and play videogames. I'm goin at it hard, shes moaning and is DRIPPING wet.

then
the
fucking

CONDOM BREAKS

I say "shit I think the condom broke" she says "keep going" so I do and eventually pull out to blow in her mouth (I'll have to say I think I like nutting in a girls mouth better than her pussy)

This MILFs pussy was pretty loose, but its depressing because I've fucked a few 18-21 year olds who have a pussy just as loose (or maybe it just feels that way since they got so wet.)

anyways. I get her to go get me something to drink and I look around. She has a bookshelf, and instead of books theres 800 boxes of condoms of every different kind on them.

I leave right quick and see a hot girl walking down the road, she crosses the street and stares at me as I drive away. I think it was HER KID who must have ditched highschool for the day.




Came home, took a shower and dumped three bottles of ACV on my dick then ate 100 cloves of garlic.

I think I'm going to try and leverage this into a Pusscrook style MILF exploitation situation. or ask if any of her friends want to get in on this too.

800 boxes of condoms? Hahahaha!

At least 4 of those big valu pack mixed boxes... at least one of them was opened.

I thought Cali guys are the best players. What is this three weeks? And then a MILF?


Worst endorsement for Cali ever.

I finally got head from this lizard who was being very defiant about it. I fucked her 6 times before i even got it.

Now, she's all attached and shit. It's funny because this small insignificant thing for most girls is such a big deal to her. I can feel the upperhand now in this relationship.

Unfortunately, now that i've gotten what i want, im starting to lose interest in keeping this alive. I guess that's the nature of the game.

This whole situation reminded me of how important persistence really is.

#27 new for 2013

Polish girl from the bar.

She took it like a pro.

#8. 35 year old POF MILF. Had one meeting, then a date the following week, then this weekend she invited me to spend the night with her. Really intelligent and fun to hang around with. Excellent fuck. Rawdogged and blew in her mouth twice. Bi and freaky with definite threesome possibilities

Just got my French flag, 24 hours after landing in Paris. Anyone complaining about French girls are not going to the right venues. I went to a neighborhood bar/restaurant that attracts mostly locals, everyone knows everyone. In L.A. this would be a massive disadvantage, due to slut shaming.

I opened this super cute girl, "Parlez-vous Anglaise?" and she didn't. I kept going, "Parlarle Italiano, Hablas Espanol?" She shook her head, but pointed to her friend next to her, the one I wound up banging. She actually spoke pretty decent English.

It's almost like her friends were trying to set her up. They both left so she was next to me, 3 bar stools over. I told her to sit next to me and we hit it off. 15 minutes later her friends get up to leave, and the one that claimed to not speak any English gives me a little hug and says, "She is very good girl." I felt like I had to slap myself out of the twilight zone. It was like the anti-cockblock. About 45 minutes later I got her back to my place which is a couple blocks from this bar, 15 minutes after more wine and small talk and I was railing her.

Afterward she got all weird, saying she had an incident at her job with an ex fling stalking her. I pounded some more wine and said I'm tired and she's welcome to stay the night, knowing that she'd go anyway, and she just left.

I love Paris.

#28 new for 2013

Sort of a SIF

This girl is half Irish and half Russian with a high 7-8 face, and a butterbody. She did say curvy in her profile, but her pics didn't really show just how curvy, and I thought she might have been one of those girls that thinks curvy means would it should (like, beautiful curves and not fat).

Anyway, she basically gave me her pussy on a silver platter and I barely had to lift a finger. If she lost wait, she'd be slamming. She did have a taut 21 yo body despite the fat. I spent the whole time fucking her trying to imagine what she'd look like if she was in shape. It looked like she had a lot of water weight... more like she'd burst if you poked her with a pin instead of gummy folds. I've actually seen girls like her trim down and take their place as the 8 that she could be.

I guess I'm a total perv or something, because a lot of my recent bangs are coming from girls who

Soup no disresprect, but do you think you will be a really dirty old man when you get older?

Your posts are hilarious you are the living breathing definition of absolute pussy hound.

(05-19-2013 10:43 PM)soup Wrote:  #28 new for 2013

Sort of a SIF

This girl is half Irish and half Russian with a high 7-8 face, and a butterbody. She did say curvy in her profile, but her pics didn't really show just how curvy, and I thought she might have been one of those girls that thinks curvy means would it should (like, beautiful curves and not fat).

Anyway, she basically gave me her pussy on a silver platter and I barely had to lift a finger. If she lost wait, she'd be slamming. She did have a taut 21 yo body despite the fat. I spent the whole time fucking her trying to imagine what she'd look like if she was in shape. It looked like she had a lot of water weight... more like she'd burst if you poked her with a pin instead of gummy folds. I've actually seen girls like her trim down and take their place as the 8 that she could be.

I guess I'm a total perv or something, because a lot of my recent bangs are coming from girls who

I call those chicks with 'potential.' More often than not, they turn out to be exactly that after I see them a few years down the road.

(05-20-2013 12:45 AM)Travesty444 Wrote:  Soup no disresprect, but do you think you will be a really dirty old man when you get older?

Your posts are hilarious you are the living breathing definition of absolute pussy hound.

I'm 33, and to some, I already am a dirty old.. banging 19 year olds etc.

It's in my DNA- my dad is like that too.