Post: #1

A lot of purest poo poo the idea of getting a fat girl harem. But a lot of you guys haven't gotten some since your finger went through the toilet paper.

So here it is.

Women are like banks. If you've got plenty then they'll break their backs trying to give you more. If you've nothing - ain't nobody going to give you the time of day.

Women can sense if you've been getting some. You're whole demeanour changes. They know.

So first thing to do in my upgrade program is to get a fatty / chubby. I'm not talking about a hog - I'm talking about a girl that's a little thick.

That's number one. Once you get one number two shouldn't be too much trouble. You can probably bang one of her friends. Girls are like that. Once they hear about a good ride they all want to jump on.

You always keep two in the Kittie as Roisy would say. You keep the thick-em that you like the most and cut off one when you upgrade.

You keep this going until you've got two girls you like.

This is me: You have two girls. A steady who you like the most. The squeeze who you let know you're just fucking.

There it is take it for what it's worth.

Poo poo it if you want it but I'm getting laid and upgrading.

Post: #2

Brought to you by Carls Jr.

Post: #3

I'm eating fuck you

Post: #4

You must be thirsty then so have one of these with electrolytes
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Post: #5

ha ha ha seriously newbies put too much in. It's easy when you're already getn some. They try to swim before they can wade. That's all I'm saying.

Post: #6

OR just go to the philippines.

Post: #7

You could do that but I'm cheap and there are plenty of that in Orlando already. This is a newbie thread y'all. Maybe some well chime in?

Post: #8

Couldn't help it.

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Post: #10

I was sexting a whore on FB I've been banging and that just deflated my stiffy. Fuck you dude! When I mean thick I mean Lorna Morgan thick.

I'm signing off tonight. Here's to you newbies out there. Don't trim your eyebrows, buy a fancy sports car, or comb your hair like a fag. Girls like overweight, smoking, drinking, shit talking assholes - as long as you take care of business it doesn't matter.

Post: #11

I'll pay you back for ruining your thread sorry take this for now
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Post: #12

Ha ha ha ha. Getn paid! Hauln ass!