Post: #1

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/i...ror-769123

Check out the name of the hospital. You can't make this shit up.

Post: #2

what a crazy bitch

Post: #3

"Ball Memorial Hospital"

Post: #4

Sounds like this crazy bitch I fucked off OKCupid once...

http://hokieblogger.com/2011/07/20/bat-shit-crazy/

Post: #5

If a man had done this to a woman he would be absolutely obliterated by the legal system.

Post: #6

Quote:Reber, the victim told cops, first struck him repeatedly in the head before latching onto his scrotum and “squeezing as hard as she could.” The man, interviewed by police at a hospital emergency room, said that he “was in incredible pain when Reber grabbed his scrotum and began digging in her fingers.”

The victim recalled that Reber “refused to let go of his scrotum,” but that he was “finally able to pry his scrotum from Reber’s hand” after they fell to the ground during the scuffle. The man then called an ambulance, which transported him to Ball Memorial Hospital.

Advice: If a woman savagely attacks you, instead of trying to be a gentleman and "scuffling" with her while trying to pry her hand open, grab her head and wring it around her neck, smash her teeth with your fist, or just knee her in the face. Don't be a pussy.

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Post: #7

(04-06-2012 03:28 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  Advice: If a woman savagely attacks you, instead of trying to be a gentleman and "scuffling" with her while trying to pry her hand open, grab her head and wring it around her neck, smash her teeth with your fist, or just knee her in the face. Don't be a pussy.

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Seriously though, I do recommend that guys take up krav maga lessons.

Post: #8

(04-05-2012 11:42 PM)Gmac Wrote:  Sounds like this crazy bitch I fucked off OKCupid once...

http://hokieblogger.com/2011/07/20/bat-shit-crazy/

HAHAHA damn that is a great story!

Post: #9

(04-06-2012 03:28 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

Quote:Reber, the victim told cops, first struck him repeatedly in the head before latching onto his scrotum and “squeezing as hard as she could.” The man, interviewed by police at a hospital emergency room, said that he “was in incredible pain when Reber grabbed his scrotum and began digging in her fingers.”

The victim recalled that Reber “refused to let go of his scrotum,” but that he was “finally able to pry his scrotum from Reber’s hand” after they fell to the ground during the scuffle. The man then called an ambulance, which transported him to Ball Memorial Hospital.

Advice: If a woman savagely attacks you, instead of trying to be a gentleman and "scuffling" with her while trying to pry her hand open, grab her head and wring it around her neck, smash her teeth with your fist, or just knee her in the face. Don't be a pussy.

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Absolutely right, the first girl who does that to me can pick her teeth up from the floor. This story sounds a bit unbelievable.

Post: #10

I would headbutt her in the face if nothing heavy was lying around. I wouldn't stop until the threat had been neutralised.

Killing a mans testicles is worse than killing him in terms of biology; he'll never pass on his genes, thus never be immortalised.