Post: #26

(03-23-2012 02:39 AM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  Next time a pinay lies to you say this : Putang ina, pendek ungoi ! ( Fuck you, little monkey)

That's also a good way to wind up at the bottom of the ocean.

In my experience, when it comes to hotels, restaurants, airports etc. you have a huge advantage if you speak all or part of the languages.

When it comes to swooping girls in PI, its a huge disadvantage to foreigners for several reasons.

1) You lose the foreigner factor with the monkeys even if you are white. Most guys that get laid like crazy over there don't quite realize that the girls are actually looking for a leg up in the world, and not just banging them because they are an exotic sex god.

2) Since you have a firm grasp of the language, girls will also assume that you have a firm grasp of how things work over there when it comes to foreigners dating local girls. They're now gonna assume that you are ready to spend money on them since you are in the loop. Have you ever heard Pinays tell you that they are taking the day off work to hang out with you, therefor you should reimburse them for lost wages? Has a girl just stared at you when she's leaving in the morning like she's waiting for a tip?

3) If you do speak a PI language, you can sit back and listen to all the shit those girls will spew to each other, and use it to your advantage. I'm fluent in two. I hide it. I've had girls just ramble on on the phone or to other girls about all kinds of crap. 9 times out of ten they are just lying outright to you in English. With their friend sitting next to them though, they are talking about how they can get you to buy them shit, or how bad their herpes burn, or how they bet they got them from Neil Skywalker.

One of my favorite Philippines stories goes like this:

My brother and I were over in Boracay a few years ago. We meet up with this local guy we know through family. He tells us about this poker game that some other locals and some Russians have going. He tells us its high dollar and you gotta bring at least 15,000 pesos. We know nothing about poker, but were getting lit and said fuck it and went.

We get there and it's 4 Russians and 4 local guys playing texas hold em with a huge pile of cash in the middle. We get in and right away realize that the locals are speaking pure Ilocano, but we act like we don't know anything. We also realize that the Russians have major money. The locals were just openly telling each other the cards they had and plotting against us and the Russians. My brother and I took full advantage of this. These guys couldn't believe how they were losing and just kept coming up with more money. After about 3 hours the two of us each left with over 200,000 pesos.

So since we had giant stacks of cash we went over to Discovery Shores and started throwing cash around like crazy. We were still only speaking English. Rogilio, the bartender at the beach bar was just loving us. He asked where we're from and what we do. My brother goes ahead and tells him we're from California and own some big-money business. It's not often in PI the bartender buys you drinks, but this guy was loading us up. He's on and off his cell phone in Tagalog telling somebody to get there quick, and describing big stacks of money and guys from California.

After about an hour, two of the best looking girls I've ever seen in PI mysteriously walked in. Think Charmane Star look alikes. They started eyeballing us so we waved them over. These girls spoke perfect English. They claimed to be employees at Boracay Island Hospital and from Luzon somewhere. The clothes, jewelry, and whatnot that they were wearing probably cost most then the chief surgeon at that place's yearly salary, but we didn't say anything. People that are really into Filipinas would almost call these tens.

We just party with these girls. The whole time they are on their phones, and talking to each other in Tagalog every now and again. We listened to them tell us one thing, and then straight up go the other way with it on the phone or too each other. They weren't from Luzon, they were from Manila. They didn't work at no hospital, the best was that they had back up rich guys on the line for later. They have this plan going to get us to take them shopping the next day, but tell us they want to go on some boat trip. They badmouth hookers to us, and talk about how low it is to accept money for sex.

After one blew me in the bathroom, and my brother fucked the other one in a beach shower, this friend of theirs who was equally a near ten, and just sophisticated looking shows up. We checked into the pimp suite. The girls started giving us this lesbian show. They were snorting Filipino quality cocaine off their asses, and just going crazy. I took the newcomer into the bedroom and just pounded her. My brother had a threeway with the other two. After the sex was over we all are standing on the balcony, and the chicks were still sort of going at it.

For some reason my brother blurts out "Brah, mga batang babae ay mabaliw" (Brah, these girls are crazy) and all three girls just go dead faced like they saw a ghost. One of them says "you aren't from California are you?" and we said hell no. One says "so they know everything we've been saying" to another one in Tagalog, my brother and I just busted out laughing. They all scurried around real quick and picked up all their clothes and ran the hell out.

We got a little scared that we would get robbed after that so we just left the hotel. We get to our place, and still want to go get another beer, so we head out. First bar we go to, we see the same girls just sitting down with two of the Russians from the card game. It was hilarious.

We went back the next day and talked to Rogilio, this time in Tagalog. He had no problem telling us that yes he called a guy that called some girls. He also had no problem telling us that he gave them a piece of our tab and his tip. The best part was that he told us those were two of the top gold diggers in all of PI, and were in magazines and on TV. While not straight up whores, that's just the way it works.

The point is, if you do speak the language, just keep it to yourself, and you'll pick up on all kinds of funny shit.

Aloha!

Post: #27

(03-23-2012 04:45 AM)Kona Wrote:  

(03-23-2012 02:39 AM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  Next time a pinay lies to you say this : Putang ina, pendek ungoi ! ( Fuck you, little monkey)

3) If you do speak a PI language, you can sit back and listen to all the shit those girls will spew to each other, and use it to your advantage. I'm fluent in two. I hide it. I've had girls just ramble on on the phone or to other girls about all kinds of crap. 9 times out of ten they are just lying outright to you in English. With their friend sitting next to them though, they are talking about how they can get you to buy them shit, or how bad their herpes burn, or how they bet they got them from Neil Skywalker.

Excuse me ???

Post: #28

Post: #29

could somebody post pinay girls who are 7s?

Post: #30

HAHAHA great story, but what's with that cheap shot?

Post: #31

(03-23-2012 04:45 AM)Kona Wrote:  With their friend sitting next to them though, they are talking about how they can get you to buy them shit, or how bad their herpes burn, or how they bet they got them from Neil Skywalker.

I always enjoy reading Kona's posts.

Post: #32

(03-22-2012 06:50 PM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  They basically just lie a lot. All the girls want a westerner to be their sugardaddy/ idiot money sender. Most girls have a "real" boyfriend who is a broke ass pinoy. Lots of girls will test how gullible you are and for some reason they think westerners are really stupid because i've heard the dumbest lies all the time. When they flake or dont answer your call or text, they come up with the stupidest excuses like they forgot their phone or the battery was empty. Pinays are almost born with a phone in their hand so it sounds really dumb when they tell lies like this. I was getting between a 75 and a 100 texts a day. Many girls will ask you for load ( phone credit) all the fucking time. You can send it to them and its a little amount but it gets real annoying when they constantly ask for it. sending a texts costs 1 peso but they will ask you for 5 or 10 pesos all the time and barely use anything on you. especcially girl who flake on you will do this, not meet you but try to get money all the time.

etc etc etc

Its the dumbness of their excuses/lies that bothers me the most. I'm an educated western guy who travels the world and they try to fool me with dumb crap ? Bitch please.

I have girls saying they miss me or love me after not keeping in touch for almost a year. Sure baby i believe you.... NOT !

@neil, I expect lies from all third world lizards. I don't blame them since they would do anything to get out. I don't really expect any truth from them. It's good training to deal with them because it teaches one how to deal with North American lizards (who don't have a valid reason to lie other than being cowards).

Post: #33

(03-22-2012 10:21 PM)xsplat Wrote:  

(03-22-2012 10:13 PM)redneckpunk Wrote:  almost all girls in Asia are childish, just the way the culture is.

Most Asian girls will drop the I left my phone at home line, of course they are lying and ALWAYS have their phones with them. Not unique to Phils.

So when you are banging someone else play their game...sorry babe I left my phone at home.

Little white lies like these are standard ops in the East.

And let's not forget that they will often get around lying by simply picking up the phone in the middle of a fuck.

Don't let her tell you that the slap-slap-slap sound is the washing machine.

I've been that slap-slap-slapper too many times to count.

But I've also been fooled more times than I know. I even once sent a little bit of money to help pay part of a girls monthly expenses who was going to fly out to visit me in a few months. Of course she had other sponsors at the time, and was also fucking. Doh!

Nothing wrong with a little charity. It's good for the spirit. Contributing to SE Asian economy is not a bad thing..

Post: #34

(03-23-2012 09:52 AM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  

(03-23-2012 04:45 AM)Kona Wrote:  

(03-23-2012 02:39 AM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  Next time a pinay lies to you say this : Putang ina, pendek ungoi ! ( Fuck you, little monkey)

3) If you do speak a PI language, you can sit back and listen to all the shit those girls will spew to each other, and use it to your advantage. I'm fluent in two. I hide it. I've had girls just ramble on on the phone or to other girls about all kinds of crap. 9 times out of ten they are just lying outright to you in English. With their friend sitting next to them though, they are talking about how they can get you to buy them shit, or how bad their herpes burn, or how they bet they got them from Neil Skywalker.

Excuse me ???

Well Neil I had to give you a little something back for the monkey comment.

Aloha!

Post: #35

You guys just make me wanna go to the Phillipines quite badly...

Post: #36

Amour Fou,

I think that's where I'm heading this August (or Thailand). Shame you have to use condoms though...but it seems real unsafe otherwise.

Post: #37

(03-23-2012 03:34 PM)Kona Wrote:  

(03-23-2012 09:52 AM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  

(03-23-2012 04:45 AM)Kona Wrote:  

(03-23-2012 02:39 AM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  Next time a pinay lies to you say this : Putang ina, pendek ungoi ! ( Fuck you, little monkey)

3) If you do speak a PI language, you can sit back and listen to all the shit those girls will spew to each other, and use it to your advantage. I'm fluent in two. I hide it. I've had girls just ramble on on the phone or to other girls about all kinds of crap. 9 times out of ten they are just lying outright to you in English. With their friend sitting next to them though, they are talking about how they can get you to buy them shit, or how bad their herpes burn, or how they bet they got them from Neil Skywalker.

Excuse me ???

Well Neil I had to give you a little something back for the monkey comment.

Aloha!

I actually never said the whole sentence to a girl , i was just displaying my tagalog skills. I did say to a manila cab driver once.

I used the pendek unggoi line with girls a lot but in a funny way. I had a list of tagalog words i throw in a convo every once and a while

Post: #38

Now if you google Neil herpes comes up. Nice job Kona. If you type something here like Neil Skywalker gives Stds to asian women it will come up when you search him so be careful.

Post: #39

(03-23-2012 05:52 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Now if you google Neil herpes comes up. Nice job Kona. If you type something here like Neil Skywalker gives Stds to asian women it will come up when you search him so be careful.

I get it. I just googled Neil Skywalker has the clap and don't do nothing about it and it brought me right back here.

Then I tried it in Netherlands language (I wanted to display my skills, Neil!) and googled Njeil Skyjwalkjer has hjerpes, same thing happened.

Aloha!

Post: #40

"The best part was that he told us those were two of the top gold diggers in all of PI, and were in magazines and on TV. While not straight up whores, that's just the way it works."

I wish you could have gotten pictures of these tricks to post. Kind of like "Wanted" posters so guys that go to the Philippines can be on the lookout for them. Then again, they might be careful not to pose for pics. I'd love to know what tv shows they had been on. We could look on YouTube.

Post: #41

(03-23-2012 07:18 PM)Kona Wrote:  

(03-23-2012 05:52 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Now if you google Neil herpes comes up. Nice job Kona. If you type something here like Neil Skywalker gives Stds to asian women it will come up when you search him so be careful.

I get it. I just googled Neil Skywalker has the clap and don't do nothing about it and it brought me right back here.

Then I tried it in Netherlands language (I wanted to display my skills, Neil!) and googled Njeil Skyjwalkjer has hjerpes, same thing happened.

Aloha!

No doubt. If you google Njeil Skyjwalkjer likes ladyboy's with herpes, it takes you to a paysite. Ewwwww!!!

Post: #42

(03-23-2012 08:33 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  No doubt. If you google Njeil Skyjwalkjer likes ladyboy's with herpes, it takes you to a paysite. Ewwwww!!!

Yeah its called Neil Skywalker put Warts Around the World on 80 Girls.com Should I quit drinking in the daytime or am I reading that right?

Aloha!

Post: #43

If you guys want high quality (i.e. non-gold digger, well-educated, etc.) Pinays, you have to hit up the universities. A bar/club, especially one full of foreigners, is the last place you want to be.

Post: #44

I would say the reason so many people are having problems with lies, deception, cheating, scams etc is due to the type of girls your meeting. If you hang around the lowest quality girls expect to put up with shit. I'm currently in Thailand and whilst I have had bullshit, lies and nonsense from some of the lower status girls I've met I also see a few normal who have jobs (middle class I guess) etc and all have been refreshingly honest, no games, no bullshit, no obvious lies and no attempts to money grab from me at all. Always prepared to pay their way on dates etc. I'd imagine it would be similar in the Phillipines, anywhere in the world where you hang around with bar girls, gold diggers or the poorest people you can expect bullshit.

Post: #45

i don't know why you guys are trying to destroy my online rep but i don't like it at all. And don't give me that ass clown bullshit that you're only making jokes.

Since the rep system, mixx and G left the forum this place is going downhill fast.

Post: #46

I wondered why I couldn't find the +1 button the other day. Why did Mixx and G leave the forum?

Post: #47

Quote:Since the rep system, mixx and G left the forum this place is going downhill fast.

What's stopping you?

I try to accommodate people as much as possible, but you're hyper-sensitive to jokes so everyone makes it a point to push your buttons. And you respond in a way which gets more people to jump on you.

As for your "online reputation", "Neil Skywalker" is not your real name. Who cares what that is associated with. Are you going to try to censor everything on the internet that is written about it?

Post: #48

As far as I know, G didn't leave the forum. He's known to disappear for stretches at a time.

Post: #49

(03-24-2012 06:51 AM)Roosh Wrote:  but you're hyper-sensitive to jokes so everyone makes it a point to push your buttons. And you respond in a way which gets more people to jump on you.

They really are just jokes, Neil. I think you are one of the better posters on this forum, and super knowledgeable about travel. I would hate to see you leave. Don't take the jokes personally, they really are just fucking around. If I fuck with one of my friends and he get's all pissy about it, you can guarantee everyone is going to fuck with him about it for the rest of the night. That's how guys are with their friends, and that's all that is going on here. Maybe it isn't the same in the Netherlands, but in the US that's how it is, it's not personal.

Post: #50

(03-24-2012 06:50 AM)AlphaTravel Wrote:  I wondered why I couldn't find the +1 button the other day. Why did Mixx and G leave the forum?

Mixx left because he was pissed that the rep system was disabled.