RE: A Hypothetical Lesson on How to Get into Bars Underage
The secrets from my experience (in Australia over the last 10 year):
Good ID's - don't go fake, instead get a friend or family member who looks like you and isn't far off in age (if your 17 and your card is for a 25 year old it wont fly). Get them to give you there card and pay the money to have theirs replaced. It should go without saying, using that card when you go out with them is a risky move.
Your best bet is average bars and clubs eager for any business and willing to take the risk on being fined if they are busted by police for serving minors. Ask around, there is always a bunch of bars and a club or two in each city with no standards (though the clubs in particular rarely last more than a year or two).
Also head out of the city, suburban and country venues are a lot more relaxed.
As you mentioned have older friends and walk in as a group. Last year we were sneaking 2 underage girls and a guy into a club, they had shit ID's and despite best efforts one of the girls and guy got made by bouncers. I picked the bouncer who seemed to be calling the shots, had a calm word saying 'hey there is 12 of us here - the place is dead, were going to have a great night, drop plenty of cash and not cause any problems for you. Are you sure your boss would want you to send us and all that money away? Because we aren't leaving our two friends." He let us in, we delivered as promised, spent money, did not get sloppy drunk or cause any other problems.
Even better than having older friends, bring hot girls with you. Hot girls are good for business - although being turned away at the door can be a mood killer for the girls.
Be friendly and confident with bouncers - your instinct sneaking in is to clam up, not say a word, avoid eye contact, etc. Do the opposite. Look them in the eye, say hi, if they are chatty ask how there night is going. When they start checking your ID, say something dumb or a bit funny to distract them ("shit bit loud in there, glad I left my hearing aid at home" / "whats the deal with you guys not drinking on the job - must suck having to deal with drunk wankers all the time while sober?"). Be polite, especially on the way out. Next time you go back, might be the same guy on the door, he may just remember you and let you slide straight in.
Admittedly I'm 26 now, 18 is the drinking age here in Australia and I started sneaking in at 16, however I have snuck quite a few underagers in over the years so the skills aren't entirely rusty. Not sure how these tips will translate to America or elsewhere, but I'm sure the principals are the same.
'I blew most of my money on fast cars, booze and women. The rest I squandered' - George Best
(This post was last modified: 03-18-2012 09:43 AM by basil.)
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