Post: #26

(03-17-2012 05:52 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  Ok, so I banged a fattie and she got real clingy afterwards.

How do you let girls down gently?

I suggest a good news, bad news approach. Soften the blow.

You: "The bad news is, I just can't do this any more. You are hideous, and getting laid is not worth the ridicule I'd be exposing myself to."
Fatty: "I'm devastated! ... What's the good news?"
You: "This chocolate cake is for you."
Fatty: Om nom nom nom

Post: #27

(03-18-2012 12:34 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Don't sweat the fatty. She's probably got dudes trying to fuck her that she's treating like shit anyway. Just tell he that next time you have a dryspell you'll shoot her a text.

In retrospect everytime I've dumped a girl her actions afterwards were so shitty I don't think I did a good enough job. Fuck her!

I had a semi-chunk I pulled on Friday. My fault for being on here with my phone and rolling the dice at the bars instead of going out with the girl I had plans with. I woke up and saw her in my bed and looked at my phone and my baby Moma sent a text that she was dropping her off. I told her she had to go.

I walked her out and past my driveway to stop any car going down my street while she got in her car from my door so nobody would see her in my driveway walking out with a black dress and heels. She text me last night and I told her. I don't think so. She wanted to talk about the sex we had that I don't really remember but she did. She said My neighbors are having a cook out blah blah. I responded are you crazy?

Yep. It had been so long since someone hit her off, that she tried to parlay that fuck session into an insta-relationship. You'd known her for a few hours, yet she tried to get you to take her to a neighbor's cookout as your date? CRAZY. But that's how fatties get when you're a little nice to them. Of course, you would think it would motivate them to dedicate just a few months to getting themselves in a little better shape, but it doesn't.

Post: #28

(03-18-2012 12:43 PM)Tigre Wrote:  

(03-17-2012 05:52 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  Ok, so I banged a fattie and she got real clingy afterwards.

How do you let girls down gently?

I suggest a good news, bad news approach. Soften the blow.

You: "The bad news is, I just can't do this any more. You are hideous, and getting laid is not worth the ridicule I'd be exposing myself to."
Fatty: "I'm devastated! ... What's the good news?"
You: "This chocolate cake is for you."
Fatty: Om nom nom nom

lmaooo

Post: #29

About 3 years ago I was kind of tempted to tap a fattie. I had reconnected with a chick I was tight with in high school. Back then she had the most perfect body - firm c-cup titties (her nipples ALWAYS seemed to be erect and poking through her blouses), and the most beautiful bubble ass. She's really short, it accentuated the assets. We lost touch sometime after high school, and she found me on myspace. She had moved to Florida years ago with a boyfriend, and had two sons. She came back up to NY to spend time with her family over the Christmas holidays, so we got together. I noticed she was a little chubbier, but then again that wasn't unexpected. It was winter, so she had on a bulky coat and sweater underneath. I had no idea how much weight she had gained. Sometime later, I was looking through her Facebook pics. She posted some pics from a day at a swimming pool with her kids and sisters. I was shocked. She was MASSIVE. I barely recognized her. She was wearing a one-piece thankfully, but it barely contained her. I really wanted to fuck her in high school, and I thought I needed to hit this to get closure. FUCK THAT. I tried playing mental games, telling myself, "that hottie from high school is still inside there." When I saw those pics, I decided I'd have to fight through too much fat to find her.

Post: #30

Thanks all of you, for quality advice. Particularly when reading what Amour Fou and Timoteo wrote, I am reminded of that guy who recently started an appreciation thread for this forum.

And LOL @ Tigre. I LOL'ed out loud, actually.

Yes she is 17, and I was hoping that her age would make her weight look more "voluptous" and less "obese", but no dice. She claims that she was always thin as a child and got fat with puberty "because of metabolism", actually she mentioned that about a year ago she weighed 250 lb. (!!!!! ).
Well, she showed me some pics from when she was 13, and I have to agree that at that time she was slender and absolutely bangable with a model figure (feels wrong and a bit pedophile-ish to say this, but hey). And no, I'm not posting pics.

Anyways, she says she understands my point and won't expect anything from me, and that she "might have misspoken - that she does intend to lose weight, just that it can't happen quickly, maybe in a year. So if I can be with her when that happens, great, if not oh well". Now that she knows where we're at, I guess I can keep playing the field, and if she does lose weight eventually...

As for clinginess, yes I like it in general. As someone wrote, it's really nice not to have to worry whether she will respond to your message or vanish after first bang or whatever. Of course that I would hate excessive amounts, like stalking, but I think that a girl calling you spontaneously just to tell you something sweet is actually really nice and raises her value in my eyes.

Post: #31

Fat girls are like Facebook;

Easy to get into, fucking nightmare to get rid of.

Post: #32

Quote:"I am not physically attracted to you."

Quote:I have the feeling that this really hurt her, which I've wanted to avoid

Post: #33

I'm starting to think this too:



(You can black out the eyes or something.)

Post: #34

(03-18-2012 02:04 AM)houston Wrote:  They suck some good dick though...

They have to make up for it somehow.

Post: #35

I can't even relate to this thread. I have definitely taken down some swamp donkeys in my day, but i made sure none of my friends found out and made it clear to the steer never to contact me again.

Post: #36

(03-19-2012 02:22 AM)alphamale87 Wrote:  I can't even relate to this thread. I have definitely taken down some swamp donkeys in my day, but i made sure none of my friends found out and made it clear to the steer never to contact me again.

But was it beta or not? That's the question...

Post: #37

(03-19-2012 02:43 AM)houston Wrote:  

(03-19-2012 02:22 AM)alphamale87 Wrote:  I can't even relate to this thread. I have definitely taken down some swamp donkeys in my day, but i made sure none of my friends found out and made it clear to the steer never to contact me again.

But was it beta or not? That's the question...

That remark, translated into Basketball:

Post: #38

Just pretend you're a hot girl and she is a beta male.

'It's not you, it's me..'
'I can't cope with being tied down right now'
'You deserve better'

and all that other stuff that girls probably said to us all back when we were beta. By saying the same thing the girls told you once upon a time, you're repeating a cycle of awesome karma which will mean you reincarnate as a super-lion with a built-in laser-gun.

Post: #39

Nah, while she was naked I didn't feel like taking any pics of her for later (another blow to her ego, I guess), and her Facebook has only pictures of her face at angles that hide the real situation (predictable, eh?). But suffice to say, her proportions were similar to that of the first girl that Roosh posted in the "Have you ever used game to bang a fattie? nsfw" thread once. So if you really need to know, go ahead and search.

Yeah Kitsune, that would have been better but at that moment I thought it was fair to tell her what the matter was exactly. Rather stupid of me, I guess.
p.s. I love the super lion with the laser gun!

Post: #40

(03-17-2012 05:52 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  How do you let girls down gently?

This question, in bold, is the crux of the matter.

Simply say 'I like you and this has been fun but I'm not in that frame of mind right now'.

The last thing you want to do, if you want to let her down gently, is to make it about her.

It costs you nothing to say you're dating casually and aren't ready to commit.

Anything else risks hurting or insulting her. While you may disrespect her on the inside and on the forum here there's no good reason to do it to her face. If you're kind she might forget you. If you're cruel she never will. Hell hath no fury...

Post: #41

Method 1: keep it gentle, and plant the seed that she'll lose the blubber in her future and be maybe a good future lay. Get the hamster rolling.
"Look girl, I wanted to talk to you about somethin' serious. Now, I mean I know you care for me, but there are certain things a man needs in a relationship. And some of these things require certain physical traits. I'm...I'm not trying to be a jerk, but, I can't be in a relationship with someone I'm not even attracted to. I (insert physical activities) to stay in shape, I mean, and I feel like it's an insult that you won't (insert other physical activities) and take care of yourself. They say your body is a temple, but if you build it you gotta tear down the leftover scaffolding."

Method 2: Moose method.
"I'm leaving you. We only need 2 chins between us."

Post: #42

(03-18-2012 02:07 AM)Hencredible Casanova Wrote:  

(03-18-2012 02:04 AM)houston Wrote:  They suck some good dick though...

I still need to be attracted to the chick somewhat enough to get a hard on so that I can even get head. Maybe that's just me...

Solution: close your eyes.

I did.