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My friend just told me he met a bunch of women in Toronto and Miami and didn't bang. One or two flaked after a meet up. He said none of them were texting him so he tried some romantic shit. He said basically tell them what you want them to hear. Basically be Nicholas Sparks in this bitch but he's lying out of his ass.

An example of some of his text messages:

"Well im on my way. i hope any guy that gets you realizes what you have to offer and how special and talented you are.. I probably can't be him because of the distance but who knows right? stranger things have happened... "

"its so nice here outside... I could just imagine what your big green eyes would look like out in the sun"

"when beauty, art, sweet sounds passion manifest itself into a girl, it makes me believe again"

he told me you have to make it sounds like a movie, give them their nicholas sparks fantasy

he told me they are constantly texting him back and one chick wakes him every morning with a text they all want to come out to visit him this summer. I told him well lets wait til summer to see.

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So what are you doing, venting? Texting 101.

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Maybe we have a new type of troll: The "WTF is your point?" troll

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Who the f*ck is Nicholas Sparks?

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(03-14-2012 01:11 AM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  Who the f*ck is Nicholas Sparks?

A terrible author. He wrote "The Notebook"

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(03-14-2012 02:26 AM)Zebra_Cakes Wrote:  

(03-14-2012 01:11 AM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  Who the f*ck is Nicholas Sparks?

A terrible author. He wrote "The Notebook"

wasn't venting... i wanted to know if this shit can work

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