Post: #1

http://sfist.com/2012/02/24/large_naked_...car_in.php

Quote:A woman described as "heavyset" and naked except for her shoes was pulled off the J-Church line on Tuesday morning, and while cops and medical personnel were evaluating her near the intersection of 24th and Church in Noe Valley, she threw off a blanket that had been wrapped around her, walked up on the hood of one man's car, and stomped on his windshield. The man, John Knight, described the crazed woman as about 250 pounds, and he had a lot of explaining to do to his insurance company.
“They asked if the car was on the side of a street or in a parking lot,” says Knight. “I told them, ‘No, a naked woman just got on my hood and stomped on it.’ They didn’t really know what to make of it.”
The woman was hospitalized but it does not seem that she was arrested. Knight says he won't press charges because, well, she's unhinged.

Watch out guys, the chubbies are out and they're ANGRY! As a precaution, I recommend keeping all edibles out of site while in your vehicle.

Post: #2

Hahaha. That would of been funny if he slammed the pedal down.

Post: #3

Damn, maybe Athlone is right: These bitches be actually crazy.

Post: #4

OH SHIT...I'm up channel surfing and I just came across a flick called "Blubberella" on The Movie Channel. It was done in 2011, and the synopsis reads: "An obese woman with explosive footsteps uses her dual swords against people who ridicule her." Damn...these fatties have their own superhero now!

Post: #5

(03-10-2012 12:57 AM)kerouac Wrote:  
http://sfist.com/2012/02/24/large_naked_...car_in.php

Quote:A woman described as "heavyset" and naked except for her shoes was pulled off the J-Church line on Tuesday morning, and while cops and medical personnel were evaluating her near the intersection of 24th and Church in Noe Valley, she threw off a blanket that had been wrapped around her, walked up on the hood of one man's car, and stomped on his windshield. The man, John Knight, described the crazed woman as about 250 pounds, and he had a lot of explaining to do to his insurance company.
“They asked if the car was on the side of a street or in a parking lot,” says Knight. “I told them, ‘No, a naked woman just got on my hood and stomped on it.’ They didn’t really know what to make of it.”
The woman was hospitalized but it does not seem that she was arrested. Knight says he won't press charges because, well, she's unhinged.

Watch out guys, the chubbies are out and they're ANGRY! As a precaution, I recommend keeping all edibles out of site while in your vehicle.

Thank god they were in a Volvo. Fat bitches running on your Chevy Volt will kill somebody.

Aloha!

Post: #6

(03-10-2012 01:04 AM)Timoteo Wrote:  OH SHIT...I'm up channel surfing and I just came across a flick called "Blubberella" on The Movie Channel. It was done in 2011, and the synopsis reads: "An obese woman with explosive footsteps uses her dual swords against people who ridicule her." Damn...these fatties have their own superhero now!

Post: #7

YYYYAAARRHHH

Post: #8

"The Attack of the Chubbies" would be an awesome title for a zombie movie, where the virus only affects people who have a bmi over 30. Of course America would be ground zero, and our hero, naturally a Roosh look alike, would travel around slaying fatties in the south and fucking southern belles. Cue the bitching soundtrack...

Post: #9

I was expecting this to be some kind of satirical art piece, not a news story

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Post: #10

"Like a caged rhino that hasn't been fed in weeks."

Hahaha, I kinda want to watch that movie now. The rest of the trailer is awful though.

Post: #11

(03-10-2012 01:15 AM)Caligula Wrote:  

(03-10-2012 01:04 AM)Timoteo Wrote:  OH SHIT...I'm up channel surfing and I just came across a flick called "Blubberella" on The Movie Channel. It was done in 2011, and the synopsis reads: "An obese woman with explosive footsteps uses her dual swords against people who ridicule her." Damn...these fatties have their own superhero now!

HAHAHA.. WHAT THE FUCK!

Post: #12

Man that was really disgusting son! I wonder if the car was moving when that pic was shot.

Post: #13

She doesn't even have a good body for being 250 pounds..

Post: #14

I just watched that Bluberella trailer and if you pay attention its almost Colbert-esque I took it as a bash on fat girls, considering there were more than a few scenes where it would cut back to the girl and she inexplicably had a sandwich or something. A lot of it seemed to be making fun of fat American girls, not glorifying them.

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Post: #15

After reading the first post I know the Japanese will be pleased that Godzilla has stopped destroying their cities.

Post: #16

Tuth: Hah Athlone's post was on my mind too. The crazy hypothesis is starting to make a lot of sense.

Post: #17

(03-10-2012 06:46 PM)Roosh Wrote:  Tuth: Hah Athlone's post was on my mind too. The crazy hypothesis is starting to make a lot of sense.

Hormonally, fatties must be all out of whack. There's definitely a horror/comedy movie in this somewhere!

Post: #18

que isso, gordinha, que isso

Post: #19

(03-10-2012 01:24 AM)kerouac Wrote:  YYYYAAARRHHH

LOL I know that woman.

Post: #20

I can't help but keep coming back to this thread to laugh my ass of at this pic.

Reminds me of Godzilla stomping it's way through Tokyo or something.

The reaction of the driver is classic too. "WTF IS HAPPENING TO ME!!"

According to the article it sounds as if she isn't being charged. No suprise I guess, but I guarantee you if I stripped down and did that they'd throw me under the jail.

And I'm not a fat fuck.

At least with the photo evidence the guy shouldn't have an issue with his claim...

Post: #21

(03-10-2012 09:15 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:  At least with the photo evidence the guy shouldn't have an issue with his claim...

My favorite part was the insurers trying to figure out how to dick 'em over and deny him coverage. "Hmm this clearly isn't his fault, but company policy says we've gotta fuck him six ways from Sunday regardless."