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(03-20-2012 11:51 PM)houston Wrote: It's usually ugly, busted girls that are race trolls. Add that to the 6'6 requirement with a 6 pack. Its going to be hilarious in 20 yrs when these online girls are all alone and still looking for the one.
Some online chicks are so clueless. They're online because they're looking for dates/relationships/dick, but they have the most negative profiles, that scream out I'M A BITCH. If it isn't race trolling, it's just an overall bitchy vibe on their profiles. Going on and on about what they hate and what they don't want. Just attitude. I was fucking with one today. I came across her profile, and noticed how pretty she was (though her body wasn't exactly tight, it was in hittable range). Her intro/tagline was: "I heard about guys on this site being perverts. Come at me right, or eat shit." And she had NOTHING else on her profile other than age, and location, and had some kind of nickname instead of her real name. No interests, nothing about her. I just had to send her a message! I wrote, "So...have you met any perverts today?" She actually replied, "Yes you." I sent her a humorous message back about me being a complete gentleman, but she sent back a nasty reply: "I say what I have to say, if the hat doesn't fit don't wear it." I sent her another reply about me being turned on by tough talk, and actually asked her a question about where she would like to travel if she could. "Anywhere, it doesn't matter" was her reply. I didn't send another message. She's a total bitch, just like her tagline suggested. The funny thing is, she had a friends list of about 700 thirsty motherfuckers that probably requested friendship just because she was pretty, because there was nothing else to go on.
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Doesn't quite fit into the theme of this thread, but I found the mother of all "I'm a good Christian girl" [actually no you're a weird freaky whore] profiles:
Note: When text is in purple like that, it means the other person finds that answer undesirable in a mate.
Not that all Christian girls are super-freaks, but this type of mentality is super common on OKC. Normal facade, total freak, and probable hypocrite, in reality. We already knew though that those 'spiritual, not religious' chicks are the most DTF of anyone.
I'm starting to mentally compile the types of chicks with a nerdy front and an ultra freaky core: theatre types, anthro/sociology/gender studies majors, girls who love animals that aren't cats or dogs, chicks with *very* geeky hobbies like anime/D&D/LARPing. On the other hand, the girls I've known in fashion are not very freaky, even if they do love sex.
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Another thing that annoys me are average looking and probably boring girls who think they're so unique because they have overpriced rainbow colored tattoos, piercings, wear Where's Waldo glasses and love some shitty, underground bands they discovered on youtube. Girls who try extra hard to be different when they're just like everyone else. You're not that unique if you feel the need to tell the world how special you are.
"I gurantee that I'm not like any other girl you've met! I'm one of a fucking kind so take it or leave it! I also cuss like a damn sailor so click that X in the top right corner if you can't handle that. I'm OBSESSED with music and would die without it. I HATE mainstream music so my ipod is full of obscure bands and shitty backpacker rappers. I have 5 tattoos and want plenty more because they are like therapy for me. Don't even bother messaging me if you can't take home a girl with tattoos! I need a man who has full sleeves, is over 6'3, has a 6 pack, wears size 11.5 in shoes, likes kids, green eyes that change to blue under certain temperatures, is sensitive, can fight off 6 attackers, has an 11 inch dick and doesn't mind if I have herpes. Message me if you're a real man who knows how to treat a lady. No minorities please! I was raised to only date other Americans."
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(03-21-2012 03:06 AM)houston Wrote: "I gurantee that I'm not like any other girl you've met! I'm one of a fucking kind so take it or leave it! I also cuss like a damn sailor so click that X in the top right corner if you can't handle that. I'm OBSESSED with music and would die without it. I HATE mainstream music so my ipod is full of obscure bands and shitty backpacker rappers. I have 5 tattoos and want plenty more because they are like therapy for me. Don't even bother messaging me if you can't take home a girl with tattoos! I need a man who has full sleeves, is over 6'3, has a 6 pack, wears size 11.5 in shoes, likes kids, green eyes that change to blue under certain temperatures, is sensitive, can fight off 6 attackers, has an 11 inch dick and doesn't mind if I have herpes. Message me if you're a real man who knows how to treat a lady. No minorities please! I was raised to only date other Americans."
LMFAO. Please tell me you wrote this.
Whether online or in real life, I'm really annoyed when chicks think that body mutilations (tattoo, piercings, gauges) make them more attractive or interesting. It's the fucking opposite.
True dat on the "cussing like a sailor." I've seen, literally, at least a dozen girls that proudly proclaim that shit online. It's fine if you cuss when you talk, but don't be so proud about the fact that it's constant.
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"I gurantee that I'm not like any other girl you've met! I'm one of a fucking kind so take it or leave it! I also cuss like a damn sailor so click that X in the top right corner if you can't handle that. I'm OBSESSED with music and would die without it. I HATE mainstream music so my ipod is full of obscure bands and shitty backpacker rappers. I have 5 tattoos and want plenty more because they are like therapy for me. Don't even bother messaging me if you can't take home a girl with tattoos! I need a man who has full sleeves, is over 6'3, has a 6 pack, wears size 11.5 in shoes, likes kids, green eyes that change to blue under certain temperatures, is sensitive, can fight off 6 attackers, has an 11 inch dick and doesn't mind if I have herpes. Message me if you're a real man who knows how to treat a lady. No minorities please! I was raised to only date other Americans."
This one is a gem. She's a foul-mouthed, tatted-up, diseased racist. Somehow anyone that isn't white isn't considered American? PRECIOUS. Good luck finding a guy willing to risk having his pornstar-sized dick occasionally break out in painful, oozing sores! Oh...and she still considers herself to be a "lady."
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(This post was last modified: 03-21-2012 10:51 AM by Timoteo.)
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