Post: #3201

Love the way And Tall gets the last word. My take, be tall or fuck off

Post: #3202

Missing out on a real catch. And a fat-ass one who lists herself as 'curvy' at that.

Post: #3203

I love it when over 30 chicks suddenly have a list of demands that didn't exist at 18.

90% of dating profiles read like hers at that age.

Post: #3204

(02-17-2017 01:42 PM)Mess O. Wrote:  Behold, Gents, a truly stellar profile. And the best part . . . the inbox was FULL!!!

Holy shit let's count the red flags here...

-31 years old. No further explanation needed.

-Photo pings my SIF detector hard.

-Looks profoundly unhappy in her photo, as though she was holding back tears as she took it.

-Username is a set of demands. Fantastic first impression.

-Profile shows zero effort, creativity, or introspective ability.

-Readily admits that she's a serial online dater across multiple sites and apps. For a girl, this is absurd. Dudes are propositioning her left and right, so why does she need to make so many dating site accounts? What's wrong with her (or her standards) that she can't land an acceptable man in a market stacked so heavily in her gender's favor? None of the quality girls I've met via online dating used more than one platform.

-Watches "so much TV it's ridiculous." Good to know she's a go-getter. (Twice as bad if she's overweight, as I strongly suspect)

-"This...Is...Such...A...Dumb...Question" response shows a negative attitude. Despite being an admitted veteran of online dating, she gives off the vibe that she's ashamed to be there and thinks it's below her.

-More demands at the bottom of the profile. Something tells me her description of the guy she doesn't want is the only type of guy she can attract (i.e. "losers" who live with their mom). Also good to know that only men lucky enough to be tall can enter the sweepstakes for this prize.

And still her inbox is full? Jesus. Keep this in mind if you do online dating... this woman clears the bar for getting flooded with messages. Imagine with it's like for girls you'd actually be interested in.

Post: #3205

My ex just sent me a friend request on Facebook. We dated for a few months years ago. After I broke up with her, she fucked a few more guys and then dated some guy for a while. Not sure if they are still together or not, don't really care.

My bet is she got engaged and would try to rub my face in it to make me jealous or something. Not sure what her doing that would accomplish, but go crazy I guess.

I don't know what I did with her to make her so batshit, but she keeps coming back one way or another.

Post: #3206

^ Cuz you're the shit, Remington, duh. No one else compares.

Post: #3207

(02-17-2017 07:49 PM)Remington Wrote:  My bet is she got engaged and would try to rub my face in it to make me jealous or something. Not sure what her doing that would accomplish, but go crazy I guess.

Don't take the bait. If it IS an engagement, all you need to say is a polite "Congratulations. He looks nice." Her hamster will do the rest.

Other deflections: "I'll need a +1 to the wedding," or "So, how's your Mom?" Basically, you're setting phaser to 'Meh', (and it sounds like you're already there anyway).

A predictor for incoming trouble: is her profile pic a headshot or full body? Full body probably means a "Look at what you missed out on!"

Post: #3208

Scratch that last one - here's the reigning champ. Gotta be a joke.

Post: #3209

^Funny thing is her Inbox is full of messages, guaranteed.

Post: #3210

38...

As in "years old"?

"I've pissed away my best years so badly that not even my top photo from 5 years ago is very good, but now that I want to settle down I'm not lowering my expectations, I'm massively ramping them up to 'best of show' in all fields. Also, I plan on winning the world series from 3 runs down and 2 strikes over the plate by hitting a home run with all bases loaded."

Post: #3211

Noting the above.
L.A. comedienne Iliza Schlesinger has a good take on the vacuous / superficial L.A. female mindset.

"It's about life. It's about journey. It's about my journey. It's about taking my soy latte & not worrying about the world..."

https://www.instagram.com/p/BI4Bc3YDY_Q/

Post: #3212

That woman has zero interest in finding love or even a relationship; she's there to promote herself. Who does that shit?

"If you have a picture next to your Cadillac or boat or private plane NEXT 'cause I'm NOT impressed by your material accomplishments! P.S. I'm a self-certified personal trainer/life-coach/basketweaver that runs an unlicensed business off Facebook. #IG/TWITTER/SNAPCHAT!"

The connotative dissonance is truly impressive.

Post: #3213

And let me add that, typically, if I see an Instagram link on the profile, I walk on without fucking with it at all.

Post: #3214

(02-17-2017 07:49 PM)Remington Wrote:  My ex just sent me a friend request on Facebook. We dated for a few months years ago. After I broke up with her, she fucked a few more guys and then dated some guy for a while. Not sure if they are still together or not, don't really care.

My bet is she got engaged and would try to rub my face in it to make me jealous or something. Not sure what her doing that would accomplish, but go crazy I guess.

I don't know what I did with her to make her so batshit, but she keeps coming back one way or another.

Weird, an ex of mine did the same thing this month, plus this histrionic bitch who used to stalk me on social media a couple years ago sent me an email "So can we be friends again?" She does this every six months or so, like clockwork.

Is it the time of year? Are they spring cleaning? Cuz it seems they're on the "Hoover Program":

https://www.truelovescam.com/hoovering-happens/

Quote:Old Mister Johnson had troubles of his own
He had a yellow cat that wouldn't leave its home;
He tried and he tried to give the cat away,
He gave it to a man goin' far, far away.

But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea

Post: #3215

(02-19-2017 05:25 PM)Mess O. Wrote:  Scratch that last one - here's the reigning champ. Gotta be a joke.

I made the mistake at looking at this woman's blog. Although I did waste some minutes of my life, it was jaw dropping to read something so narcissistic and deluded. She has mental issues, and is a severe alpha widow.

https://fitbyrose.wordpress.com/2014/07/...-and-pain/

the TL;DR version:

- aspiring fitness model cuts ties with everyone back home for unknown reasons and drives with her dog (of course) to Cali to "Make it"
-first guy she moves in with sexually harrasses her, is a "creep" despite him being so nice on face time before they met.
-competes in Ms. Universe, this is an amazing highlight of her life we must forever acknowledge and respet her for.
- does a fitness commercial for one of the countless retarded fitness ab devices that come out of Cali
- gets arrested; the cops were so creepy hitting on her during this process of course, doesn't say what for
- tries reality TV, fails
- auditions for TV roles, fails miserably
- falls in love with much younger guy, spends about 2 pages on how wonderful he their relationship was.
- gets into a car accident, younger guy ignores her in the hospital, she's shocked and heartbroken.
-further heartbreak when some of her trusted male friends use this opportunity to try to sleep with her.
- still determined to "make it", and was even an extra once in a TV show, so things are going great.

The whole thing was so pathetic that I almost, almost felt sorry for her, but then I see the absolute bile and entitled contempt such a person writes their online profile with, I lose all sympathy.

There's too many choice quotes in that blog to put down, but what really struck me was the comments section; almost all from thirsty men, lavishing praise and you-go-girl-isms on this deluded wall hitting woman, who still pines after her younger ex BF who certainly won't ever get back with her.

Post: #3216

(02-18-2017 09:18 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  

(02-17-2017 07:49 PM)Remington Wrote:  My bet is she got engaged and would try to rub my face in it to make me jealous or something. Not sure what her doing that would accomplish, but go crazy I guess.

Don't take the bait. If it IS an engagement, all you need to say is a polite "Congratulations. He looks nice." Her hamster will do the rest.

Other deflections: "I'll need a +1 to the wedding," or "So, how's your Mom?" Basically, you're setting phaser to 'Meh', (and it sounds like you're already there anyway).

A predictor for incoming trouble: is her profile pic a headshot or full body? Full body probably means a "Look at what you missed out on!"

That woman changes her profile picture so much. It is an upper body selfie as of right now.

When we were together, she did have a banging body. But, her personality was shit.

I haven't accepted the request. I'll just leave it in limbo for a bit.

Good chance I will steal one of those deflectors if she is engaged and decides to say something. I did say that her mom was hot when we were dating. She didn't appreciate that comment.

Post: #3217

Jesus, a blog? This cunt is for real?

Post: #3218

This thread is comedy gold. I'd be tempted to buy some hard cider and blow a sunday afternoon reading through the whole thing. Anyway, it was only a matter of time before I found reason to contribute. Here goes.



This woman is a unicorn in the sense that she's over 45 and is still in-shape and attractive. She's also now empty-nest, so no logistical issues. Add it all up and you can imagine she's in high demand for any guy over 40. The end result is a self-sabotaging bitterness and defensiveness. She's lucky she still looks okay now, which is probably a function of good genes and a lot of running, but at her age this house of cards is set to fall at any moment. She'd do well to not be looking to date "but nothing serious" and get wifed up again while she still can.

Her original profile had a final line in here (before our exchange made her remove it) along the lines of telling guys their junk better work. This goes in line with what I said earlier about men over 45 succumbing to ED. Anyway, I figured this woman was out of my league but I chose to write her to tell her my junk worked.

So she goes to my profile, which is much more substantive than hers, and she's like wow! It blew her away! Restored her faith in men! Despite that, she didn't even give the slightest hint that she was interested in me. In other words, I'm "such a wonderful human being", but since I don't look like Brad Pitt, it's just a tip of the hat and bye bye. Despite the fact she said she's looking for "a nice guy".

She has that line in there saying "would you message me if you didn't have my photos"? The answer is NO because she put nothing special in her profile! She loves music and yoga. ALL women love yoga. What KIND of music? Give me SOMETHING to work with will ya??? My profile is War and Peace compared to her profile but she expects not to be judged on her appearance???

Anyway, I TRY to establish some sort of connection with her and the standoffishness is through the roof. I'm already walking on eggshells before we even meet, so I closed the conversation.

So here is someone who lacks enough self-knowledge to realize that her own attitude and subconscious filtering mechanisms is part and parcel of why she winds up with a certain kind of guy. Instead she'll just keep playing the victim and entitlement card.

Post: #3219

Post: #3220

^^ Those dumb instagram filters are a major flag for retardation in my book.

Post: #3221

^
Does she have a herpes filter...?

Post: #3222

(02-22-2017 07:54 PM)questor70 Wrote:  This thread is comedy gold. I'd be tempted to buy some hard cider and blow a sunday afternoon reading through the whole thing. Anyway, it was only a matter of time before I found reason to contribute. Here goes.

This woman is a unicorn in the sense that she's over 45 and is still in-shape and attractive.

If you look at the main picture, she has written: “taken today 2/14, is that recent enough people?”

It’s the classic scam where a woman put photos from many years ago, and people has send her some question about that.

On the main picture, she wear huge sunglasses and a scarf to hide her old skin. She have a snarky smile too. Maybe she is lying about her age. A good tip is to get the facebook/instagram/whatever id and to check for more honest pictures.

She writes that all her kids are over 18, she wants to enjoy a last carrousel riding before the bitter end.

Post: #3223

(02-23-2017 12:58 AM)balybary Wrote:  If you look at the main picture, she has written: “taken today 2/14, is that recent enough people?”

That was Valentine's day, btw. I doubt a coincidence.

Anyway, I know this is meant to be a humor thread, but there's a serious point to be made...

What bothers me about that isn't the idea that she's misrepresenting herself as much as she's committing the cardinal sin of using her profile to respond to critics or make digs at recent boyfriends (the deleted comment about impotence).

What that does is show that she thrives on drama and isn't capable of recognizing it.

The second picture from the left, that funny face, the caption for that one is "how I felt after my last date".

Why would you broadcast that you have a negative/antagonistic attitude towards dating on your profile? If you make it look like you're setting down an obstacle course, nobody but shameless alpha shirtless-selfie guys are going to bother banging on her door, which is apparently what's happening (impotent or not impotent). Beta nice guys that she says she wants will avoid her.

Post: #3224

(02-20-2017 05:13 PM)Robert High Hawk Wrote:  

(02-19-2017 05:25 PM)Mess O. Wrote:  Scratch that last one - here's the reigning champ. Gotta be a joke.

I made the mistake at looking at this woman's blog. Although I did waste some minutes of my life, it was jaw dropping to read something so narcissistic and deluded. She has mental issues, and is a severe alpha widow.

https://fitbyrose.wordpress.com/2014/07/...-and-pain/

the TL;DR version:

- aspiring fitness model cuts ties with everyone back home for unknown reasons and drives with her dog (of course) to Cali to "Make it"
-first guy she moves in with sexually harrasses her, is a "creep" despite him being so nice on face time before they met.
-competes in Ms. Universe, this is an amazing highlight of her life we must forever acknowledge and respet her for.
- does a fitness commercial for one of the countless retarded fitness ab devices that come out of Cali
- gets arrested; the cops were so creepy hitting on her during this process of course, doesn't say what for
- tries reality TV, fails
- auditions for TV roles, fails miserably
- falls in love with much younger guy, spends about 2 pages on how wonderful he their relationship was.
- gets into a car accident, younger guy ignores her in the hospital, she's shocked and heartbroken.
-further heartbreak when some of her trusted male friends use this opportunity to try to sleep with her.
- still determined to "make it", and was even an extra once in a TV show, so things are going great.

The whole thing was so pathetic that I almost, almost felt sorry for her, but then I see the absolute bile and entitled contempt such a person writes their online profile with, I lose all sympathy.

There's too many choice quotes in that blog to put down, but what really struck me was the comments section; almost all from thirsty men, lavishing praise and you-go-girl-isms on this deluded wall hitting woman, who still pines after her younger ex BF who certainly won't ever get back with her.

I did not read her blob, but I came to the same conclusion just judging from the pics online:


One of the much younger guys who used her as a fuck-MILF.


And another one.



She must truly think that she is the hottest shit in town, becasue any ripped guy wants to bang her.

She seemingly does not understand that the men who want to fuck her are irrelevant, only the men matter who want to seriously date her. It does not matter that she fucked ripped good-looking tall Alpha Players with six-pack, a trust-fund and a six-pack. What matters is whether that guy or one half as good would want to settle down with her. She is 38, deluded, has red flags up to the bazoo and a notch-count into the 3 digits. And she certainly found plenty of those disgustingly masculine men very attractive before.

Those men who would want to settle down with that would not tick off her list and those that she wants don't want her for more than a fuckpiece. She is in a pickle that only an antidepressant and alcohol overdose will solve in her 40s.

Post: #3225

My favorite online hamstring is the ol' "Not interested in one night stands" and then you bang her on the first date and she's saying "I never do this". Uh huh. Sure.

I've been talking to this 6 I met off of OKC the last few days and it's been like pulling teeth trying to get her to send me pics of her topless. I have no problem sending these chicks pics of my abs but I expect to be reciprocated with some female flesh pics as well. So last night, out of the blue, she sends me a pic of her tits. Of course "I caught her at a good time when she had 2 glasses of wine". Blame it on the alcohol if you must, whore.