Post: #1

To the girl wondering why a normal guy doesn't want to have a relationship with you...

Deep throating on a first date is not a gesture of motherly love. (although I love it)
Rim Jobs aren't a test of faithfulness.
and if you let me do anal within the first week of meeting you...
well, you have some issues, my dear.

<3

Post: #2

LOL

I don't know what prompted this, but yeah, that's sage wisdom of a sort. It reminded me of long ago, when I got a deep throat blow job in the parking lot from this random chick who was a customer at the RadioShack where I worked. Same day. And she wondered why I wouldn't commit...?

Post: #3

to the girl i had no interest having any kind of relationship with.

you are fat ass ugly bitch.

quiet sadistic and quiet boring to bang.

you have no charm in your personality rather,i dont find you hot at all.

now stop bugging and messing with me around and begging me to fuck you because its not going to happend on the earth.

Post: #4

"Deep throating on a first date is not a gesture of motherly love. (although I love it)"

I landed one tonight. She just moved here from Minnesota.

At the bar, she told me all about her wonderful boyfriend. She said that she would never cheat on another boyfriend. It made her feel awful the times she'd done it in the past. This guy is special.

After I fucked her she was complaining about my bathroom. So she cleaned it.

The guy called while she was scrubbing. She told him she loved him. It was cute.

Aloha!

Post: #5

(09-28-2009 03:32 AM)Kona Wrote:  "Deep throating on a first date is not a gesture of motherly love. (although I love it)"

I landed one tonight. She just moved here from Minnesota.

At the bar, she told me all about her wonderful boyfriend. She said that she would never cheat on another boyfriend. It made her feel awful the times she'd done it in the past. This guy is special.

After I caressed her she was complaining about my bathroom. So she cleaned it.

The guy called while she was scrubbing. She told him she loved him. It was cute.

Aloha!

That just made my hour, hilarious. Moments like these are what game is all about.

Post: #6

God damn Kona, I am not worthy.

Post: #7

(09-28-2009 03:32 AM)Kona Wrote:  At the bar, she told me all about her wonderful boyfriend. She said that she would never cheat on another boyfriend. It made her feel awful the times she'd done it in the past. This guy is special.

After I caressed her she was complaining about my bathroom. So she cleaned it.

The guy called while she was scrubbing. She told him she loved him. It was cute.

I can almost picture the schlup dating this girl. Like any good playboy knows, playas always screen. Luckily Kona's got the skills to make the girl pay the bills.

Romance... romance is a man's invention and it's too much for 99% of girl's today. I'm still looking for that 9.5 20 year old virgin nymphomaniac... In dreams... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbxsmcT7GOk