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I can't stand the sound of people chewing or morning breath.

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(03-07-2012 02:39 PM)Kitsune Wrote:  I don't really want to derail this thread much, but;

-I did 4 months of GOMAD. I was on 6000calories per day.
-I've tried every weight lifting split under the Sun. I squatted as heavy as could, did DB Deadlifts, Benches etc.

(03-07-2012 02:15 PM)Moma Wrote:  At least you can get ripped...can't you?

I have visible abs etc. But I can't really hold any more mass. My waist is less than 26 inches, so ripped doesn't really matter, my frame looks ridiculously small. Bear in mind I'm about 5'10 in height. It's pretty rough. I can't find clothes or anything that fit.

Like I said, doctors are really looking into it, and I'm having loads of tests done. I just get irritable because often people act like I've never even considered eating food or working out.

How much do you weigh? What country do you live in? I used to try to get my weight up when I was younger as much as I could. I did everything but my metabolism burnt all those bitches up.

You should be cool with your build unless you are emaciated to the point where it is harming your wealth. We are not all built the same. One of my friends in the UK is about your height and has been 140 pounds forever. He looks like a ripped wire. There are pros and cons. When you get older, you will put on weight, fear not. Be cool.

If it's any consolation, one of my lizards told me that slim guys look like they have bigger dicks because of their relative size to their sausage.

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This song seems appropriate, sorta

Chef In Jeans
A culinary website for men

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Goddamn hippies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I

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Rude people
Girls driving trucks
Bad attitudes
People who cut you off and drive slow
Girls who don't suck dick

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girls that dress like shit and only get dolled up for a night out with their friends.

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People who talk shit when I tell them I'm tired of American girls and can't wait to travel. I can only imagine how it is for players already traveling around

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- Tattoes that looked like someone just got one made just for the sake of having one, it shows.
- When things fall of a table constantly
- Slow shitty drivers and cab drivers.

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Heavily tattoed hipsters.

"Oh you have full sleeves! You must be SOOOO hardcore!"

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rap music

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(03-07-2012 05:41 PM)germanico Wrote:  Heavily tattoed hipsters.

"Oh you have full sleeves! You must be SOOOO hardcore!"

Can't stand this either.

When I was a young cub coming up in the hood, being covered with tattoos ment something (usually jail time, and crime for life).

Now it means you can serve a double latte with pommegrante really fast.

Or a "Facebook Gangster". Or a "Twitter Hood".

Or some guy that loves putting his "pics" online for the world to see.



How it used to be when the world made sense:



The whole world is upside down.

What is an upwardly mobile, smooth as f*ck, Internatonal Playboy to do in this day and age?

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Television and the mindless zombies it creates.

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East coast accents

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(03-07-2012 06:10 PM)houston Wrote:  East coast accents

Oh mye gawd!

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People being offended by objective criticism.
The whole idea of being offended, in fact.
The idea that everyone deserves respect regardless of whether they've earned it.

These things used to piss me off, now I just find their stupidity amusing, its less stressful than being pissed off.

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(03-07-2012 06:10 PM)houston Wrote:  East coast accents

I love the movie The Departed, but every time Matt Damon speaks in it I want to Wahlberg him.

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(03-07-2012 01:23 PM)basilransom Wrote:  -People who think you're an idiot for not understanding something that took them 10 years to learn, and you've just encountered. These people are usually idiots themselves.

Fuck. Yes. Just reading this made me pissed. It is the very, very worst type of arrogance that is completely uncalled for.

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Religion, and its adherents drive my blood pressure through the roof.

Thus, one of my heroes is Pat Condell:





He's got about a hundred videos on YouTube criticizing most Abrahamic religions, the foreign policies of the U.S. and Britain, Amsterdam's trial of outspoken Geert Wilders, etc.

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(03-07-2012 05:45 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(03-07-2012 05:41 PM)germanico Wrote:  Heavily tattoed hipsters.

"Oh you have full sleeves! You must be SOOOO hardcore!"

Can't stand this either.

When I was a young cub coming up in the hood, being covered with tattoos ment something (usually jail time, and crime for life).

Now it means you can serve a double latte with pommegrante really fast.

Or a "Facebook Gangster". Or a "Twitter Hood".

Or some guy that loves putting his "pics" online for the world to see.



How it used to be when the world made sense:



The whole world is upside down.

What is an upwardly mobile, smooth as f*ck, Internatonal Playboy to do in this day and age?

Yeah, its a shame what's happened to tattoos in the past 5 years. I remember how much people stuck out when they were covered in them. You can easily seperate the trendy hipsters with sleeves and the real though.

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Fat middle aged women who tell you you eat too much and to "just wait until you're 35 and you won't need to try to gain weight."
Fat people who tell you you're going to die of heart disease from eating too much meat, cholesterol, and everything else that separates your diet from theirs.
Fat people who think getting fat is as inevitable and blameless as aging.

Saw a group of seacows go out and do stretches and weird half squats in my office park, for all of about 4 minutes. I was on the phone outside. You just know these bitches think they were 'being healthy.'

Quote:When I was a young cub coming up in the hood, being covered with tattoos ment something (usually jail time, and crime for life).

I worked a job in school where there'd always be 'ice-breakers' at the beginning of a shift. One was 'what tattoo would you get?' Bunch of soft yuppies had idiotic answers. I just said, "Unless you've done a tour or time, you haven't earned it."

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I think you should not have a problem with boxing someone if you feel the need to cover yourself in tattoos. Hell, every shop should have someone waiting to throw down and test your nuts before he starts up the gun. I gurantee that this would cross out of 95% of the hipsters and and other trendy dumbasses who get rainbow sleeves.

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Bad/slow drivers
Slow/obnoxious pedestrians
People who always complain about something in restaurants/hotels
That fucker who brings $10 in change to the grocery store checkout

I got 1000s of pet peeves. I guess I just hate people.

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Grown men who type 'lol', 'lmao', '' or other similar types of faggotry.

People who hold up mad traffic in the left lane on the interstate and then get pissed when you ride their ass.

Shitty mainstream fake-gangster pop/rap.

Feminists

Douchebags wearing Tapout/Affliction/Ed Hardy and/or those gay white Oakley sunglasses.

Black dudes or wiggers who dress the ghetto way that middle school kids think is cool (extreme sagging and super baggy clothes).

Gay dudes who purposefully exaggerate their feminine voice and mannerisms to seem even more gay.

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-celebrity gossip- makes me want to stab myself in the face with an ice-pic.

-When I'm working REALLY hard at something and someone comes along and acts like it's a joke.. back when I was I training for my first half-marathon I was busting my ass & taking it very seriously. Some out of shape dude I know insisted that he came along for a 5 mile run. He was acting like the run was going to be a joke, and that he'd be able to keep up with me. The guy got winded after about 3 minutes into the run. I finished the run and came back to meet up with him after. He was playing it off as if it was just a "bad day." Shit like this makes me want to kick people in the face. I don't like when people try to undermine something I take seriously.