Post: #1

So this girl asked me the other day, "when was the last time I had sex"?

I looked at her with a smirk, I did not give her a definite answer but sd something like that is a personal question.

What would you have said?

Post: #2

Tell her, I think it was last year, make sure you mumble it..

Post: #3

"This morning, if you count blowjobs."

Post: #4

When this comes up I usually give them the old, "So do you always go all Al Qaeda when you talk to guys?" routine. Agree and amplify can backfire with this one.

Or go with one of my personal favorites, evade and ask her "When was the last time you masturbated?"

Post: #5

(03-06-2012 09:10 PM)Gmac Wrote:  "When was the last time you masturbated?"

Heh, love that one. The whole point is in making the question absurd, one way or the other.

Post: #6

Gmac - I think evading was the best response. I like the masturbation line.

Post: #7

The key is never to answer directly or take her seriously in any way when she asks this type of question. Classic shit test.

Post: #8

"im a virgin" thats my story and I will never say otherwise.

highly recommended. Ive seen three reactions.

1. Girl laughs and talks about how much of a liar I am while hitting me = Shes DTF
2. Girl says im lying and pressed further to know the truth = Shes most likely DTF
3. Girl believes me = Too dumb for me to fuck (unless of course she wants to be my "first")

I have done this probably at least 100 times. I swear by it.

My favorite is when I say this as I am sitting next to a girl I have already shagged. Classic.

Post: #9

(03-06-2012 09:16 PM)AntiTrace Wrote:  "im a virgin" thats my story and I will never say otherwise.

highly recommended. Ive seen three reactions.

1. Girl laughs and talks about how much of a liar I am while hitting me = Shes DTF
2. Girl says im lying and pressed further to know the truth = Shes most likely DTF
3. Girl believes me = Too dumb for me to fuck (unless of course she wants to be my "first")

I have done this probably at least 100 times. I swear by it.

My favorite is when I say this as I am sitting next to a girl I have already shagged. Classic.

Yeah that's a great line too. You need a certain level of swag to pull it off though.

Post: #10

I am 40+, not a line that I can use. They would not buy that, if you are a younger guy that might fly.

Post: #11

(03-06-2012 09:32 PM)rudebwoy Wrote:  I am 40+, not a line that I can use. They would not buy that, if you are a younger guy that might fly.

you miss the whole point of the line. It is obvious your are not a virgin. It is delivered with a sly smirk, and you never admit anything else.

It would work better for a 40yo than it would for a 16yo

The follow up if the girl is super inquisitive: "The only people that I tell about my sex life, are the ones that are in it"

Post: #12

(03-06-2012 09:35 PM)AntiTrace Wrote:  

(03-06-2012 09:32 PM)rudebwoy Wrote:  I am 40+, not a line that I can use. They would not buy that, if you are a younger guy that might fly.

you miss the whole point of the line. It is obvious your are not a virgin. It is delivered with a sly smirk, and you never admit anything else.

It would work better for a 40yo than it would for a 16yo

The follow up if the girl is super inquisitive: "The only people that I tell about my sex life, are the ones that are in it"

Gotcha ya!

Nice follow up!

Post: #13

(03-06-2012 09:05 PM)rudebwoy Wrote:  So this girl asked me the other day, "when was the last time I had sex"?

I looked at her with a smirk, I did not give her a definite answer but sd something like that is a personal question.

What would you have said?

You did the right thing. Just look and raise an eyebrow or something.

Post: #14

I respond; "Never, I'm as clean as a Preacher's sheets", while smirking.

Post: #15

(03-06-2012 09:05 PM)rudebwoy Wrote:  So this girl asked me the other day, "when was the last time I had sex"?

I looked at her with a smirk, I did not give her a definite answer but sd something like that is a personal question.

What would you have said?

With a slightly quizzical look, "I'm not exactly sure...what time is it?"

Post: #16

(03-06-2012 09:57 PM)BoneDaddy Wrote:  With a slightly quizzical look, "I'm not exactly sure...what time is it?"

Military types can get away with "1940" if it's after 8pm.

"I'd hate myself if I had that kind of attitude, if I were that weak." - Arnold

Post: #17

(03-06-2012 09:16 PM)AntiTrace Wrote:  "im a virgin" thats my story and I will never say otherwise.

highly recommended. Ive seen three reactions.

1. Girl laughs and talks about how much of a liar I am while hitting me = Shes DTF
2. Girl says im lying and pressed further to know the truth = Shes most likely DTF
3. Girl believes me = Too dumb for me to fuck (unless of course she wants to be my "first")

I have done this probably at least 100 times. I swear by it.

My favorite is when I say this as I am sitting next to a girl I have already shagged. Classic.

I say basically the same thing, and just exaggerate on it: "I've actually never had sex. My dream is that one day, I'll get to hold hands with a girl." And I say this with a deadpan face and a sigh of sadness, and they'll usually laugh. Also, this is my response when they ask how many girls have I slept with, even if I've already slept with that girl.

Post: #18

(03-07-2012 09:21 AM)slubu Wrote:  

(03-06-2012 09:16 PM)AntiTrace Wrote:  "im a virgin" thats my story and I will never say otherwise.

highly recommended. Ive seen three reactions.

1. Girl laughs and talks about how much of a liar I am while hitting me = Shes DTF
2. Girl says im lying and pressed further to know the truth = Shes most likely DTF
3. Girl believes me = Too dumb for me to fuck (unless of course she wants to be my "first")

I have done this probably at least 100 times. I swear by it.

My favorite is when I say this as I am sitting next to a girl I have already shagged. Classic.

I say basically the same thing, and just exaggerate on it: "I've actually never had sex. My dream is that one day, I'll get to hold hands with a girl." And I say this with a deadpan face and a sigh of sadness, and they'll usually laugh. Also, this is my response when they ask how many girls have I slept with

Same here. If you've got any swag, she'll bust out laughing and be like "c'mon, you're full of shit." The virgin line is the best in my experience. If she continues to press it, I might say "actually, you're the first girl I've ever talked to."

Faux self-deprecation > Agree and Amplify. It's easy to come off as a toolish braggart with A&A. It's also deemed not as witty.

Post: #19

Classic shit test.If you answer very recently(for example some days ago) she will suppose you are either a liar or will cheat on her or that you do not take relationships seriously.If you answer very long ago(for example one year ago) she may view you as a loser who cannot get girls and most probably has no experience to offer orgasms during sex.Some girls also ask this question to check for STDs.

So my answer is one or two months ago.In this way I appear that I take relationships seriously since I need some time to recover and that I am not out of market since I broke up recently.

Post: #20

This just happened to me the other day.

She asked me in my bedroom, a display of LMR. I told her, "last Wednesday."

She called me an asshole, tried to hit me, walked out the sliding glass door to the patio and out of sight. I drank the last bit of Appleton in my glass, hopped on RVF to find that "chill" playlist, before realising she could be fucking my patio up. I found her naked in the pool, up to her neck in cold water.

Now I had seen this girl a couple times, and tried to fuck her, but no go yet. Something about a "boyfriend"

More, you're an asshole's and "get away from me's, I held her close and told her that it was very selfish of her to be upset at me for seeking out other girls when she wasn't letting me fuck her. Then I went back inside.

And she followed me, and when I turned and we made eye contact, she told me to put my cock in her. It was on.

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And the more I think about it, the more I think that this is actually a question that i don't get asked terribly often. I've realised that girls have always assumed I've been more sex than I'm actually having, and I don't think they really want to know the honest answer when they want to fuck you, as in my case. But they still will.

If I get asked, I'll pull the "I'm a virgin" card. I can work that one for sure!

Post: #21

I completely agree with all of the advice here. Making a joke or playfully exaggerating is really the only way to react.

Maybe I'm wrong, but I feel like this shit test is a bit of a curveball. From a girl I've already smashed a few times:

"Do you ever jerk off to me?"

Post: #22

(04-03-2012 09:58 AM)americanbk Wrote:  I completely agree with all of the advice here. Making a joke or playfully exaggerating is really the only way to react.

The reason why a joke answer is great is because she has two concerns on her mind:

1. You're a player who is fucking other girls right now, you're dirty and diseased (bad)
2. You never get laid (also bad)

By giving a joke answer, when you've already laid tight game, she can entertain contradictory appealing thoughts about you - she can think that you fuck girls to your heart's content, but you also have room in your life to commit to her.

Same with partner count - the thought of a guy who has banged 50 girls will disgust most girls, but a guy who has only banged 5 or 10 might seem lame. When she already likes you, you get the upside of being each type of guy. You're two different men simultaneously. That's some quantum physics shit right there. You're as clean and ready to commit as the five notch dude, but preselected like the 100 notch player.

She doesn't necessarily want to commit to you, but she does want to know that it's possible if she decides to later on. *Knowing* that she can't is a turn-off. Suspecting she can't is a turn-on.

And above it all, girls just enjoy wondering about what's really going on.

Post: #23

"Lunchtime today. She was a midget. Damn that shit was tight."

I also endorse the virgin line.