Kona
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RE: Whats up with TOKYO?
(04-09-2010 02:48 PM)sundance kid Wrote: Haha, this is awesome, glad I found it. Off to Japan for two weeks at the start of May. Will implement some of the above and ensure I post a report or two.
Got my JR unlimited train pass for two weeks and attempting to couch surf as much as possible to save cash. Apparently it is hard to get accommodation via CS'ing in Japan, especially at the start of may when there is a big holiday / festival on.
Will post up any money saving tips I have on return.
moooohahahah
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I love Japanese girls.
Do you speak Japanese?
If you don't, this sounds stupid but it's the best Japanese opener out there:
Make it obvious to a girl that you don't speak Japanese, but you are trying, and ask where the bathroom is. Instead of saying "O tei a rai" (Can you tell me where the restroom is) Say: "O shi de a rai" (can you tell me where I go to wash my ass). Sorry about the spelling, I speak not write.
Like I said it sounds stupid, but for some reason Japanese girls get a major kick out of it. I don't understand why they like Paris Hilton either, but I don't argue. The line's worked for me, and I've seen it work with other guys. Either way, you're gonna get a big laugh out of them.
Good luck over there.
Aloha!
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sundance kid
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RE: Whats up with TOKYO?
(04-09-2010 03:12 PM)Kona Wrote: I love Japanese girls.
Do you speak Japanese?
If you don't, this sounds stupid but it's the best Japanese opener out there:
Make it obvious to a girl that you don't speak Japanese, but you are trying, and ask where the bathroom is. Instead of saying "O tei a rai" (Can you tell me where the restroom is) Say: "O shi de a rai" (can you tell me where I go to wash my ass). Sorry about the spelling, I speak not write.
Like I said it sounds stupid, but for some reason Japanese girls get a major kick out of it. I don't understand why they like Paris Hilton either, but I don't argue. The line's worked for me, and I've seen it work with other guys. Either way, you're gonna get a big laugh out of them.
Good luck over there.
Aloha!
Don't speak any Japanese as such. Have a kick ass lonely planet phrase book. That goes into some pretty neat pick lines. There is a 'romance' seciton.
Literally there is a translation for "do you want to have sex" "Do you have a comdom" "want to got to a hotel" etc.
They are top books, the spanish one has similar translations.
Figure I literally carry it about and read it to them if I can't be bothered getting it down. Handy pocket sized book to.
Flying out of the UK on the 30th of April so hopefully this islandic ice cloud will have cleared by then...
Iceland.. hahaha
Thanks to CaliSean for the tips. Will post a bit of a blog with my progress.
(This post was last modified: 04-18-2010 06:43 AM by sundance kid.)
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bigbugie
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RE: Whats up with TOKYO?
(09-23-2009 05:33 PM)CaliSean Wrote: I don't see any posts of people's experiences in Japan? Im taking a month long trip there and want to know what i should expect?
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bigbugie
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RE: Whats up with TOKYO?
(05-29-2010 10:33 PM)bigbugie Wrote: (09-23-2009 05:33 PM)CaliSean Wrote: I don't see any posts of people's experiences in Japan? Im taking a month long trip there and want to know what i should expect?
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bigbugie
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RE: Whats up with TOKYO?
(10-06-2009 07:16 AM)CaptMeingee Wrote: (10-05-2009 10:20 PM)Kona Wrote: (10-05-2009 10:05 PM)PartyTime Wrote: (10-05-2009 05:51 PM)CaptMeingee Wrote: but they had never hung out with American guys before, so they were all about it.
I have heard this from someone else too. Its always nice to go somewhere where you have some status built in.
Are they into all American's or do they just like the blond look?
Did they give a lot of last minute resistance?
Not a blond thing at all.
They love all things American. Mickey Mouse and Paris Hilton are huge, the gangsters drive Lincolns.
They do things in packs. The best way to score with one girl is to try gaming all of them in a group of 3 or 4. If you favor one too early they will all just walk away. If one can get the approval of one of the other girls in her gang, you won't have any resistance at all. Try approaching a J-girl walking by herself on the street. Either her husband is 20 feet ahead of her, or she will look at you like you're some kind of monster.
Aloha!
Yeah, Kona is on it. I definitely saw the pack mentality. They care a lot about what their friends think, and they LOVE Mickey, Minnie, Paris, and Nicole Richie. They told me Paris and Nicole were "fashionistas." They tend to get very jealous if you pay too much attention to one. Best thing to do is have a friend or two with you to run interference.
Last minute resistance was a slight problem. The friend of the girl I was hooking up with when we got back to the hotel kept asking what she was doing with me (we were in the other room and my buddy was with her). The girl was definitely moving forward with me, but she kept stopped to answer her friend and pretend like we were "just talking." My buddy was definitely guns on the mountain though, and distracted the friend long enough so we could do our thing.
The best is like women in their 20s with mickey mouse and Miffy towels, like they robbed some prepubescent girls for their stuff.
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VillaD_Rock
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RE: Whats up with TOKYO?
Japan is a gold mine
Buy this book
http://www.amazon.com/Black-Passenger-Ye...336&sr=8-1
It's a Jamaican guy with sex addiction and yellow fever who live in Japan. He was also a English teacher there and fucked the students, co-workers, mother and daughters. This applies for all races. He writes about the phenomen in his book. Japanese men are shy as hell, treat their women like shit, every women he fucked never had an orgasm before. He blame the japanese men of the huge success of foreigners.
But be prepare if you raw dog them. Birth controll is non-existent, no women take the pill, the author payed for 12 abortions.
Interview with the author
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vveYf3tpPU
The book is fucking good.
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Nederlander
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RE: Whats up with TOKYO?
(03-09-2010 09:52 PM)speakeasy Wrote: (03-09-2010 09:37 PM)Luckystar Wrote: Japanese girls...for some unexplicable reason....have amazing velvet pussies. You will not want to leave the tight, glorious confines of a Japanese girl.
In a mere two sentences I think you just explained the high prevalence of yellow fever. The only Asian poon I've ever experiences was Fillipina and it was incredible. The best yet, so I'm willing to believe you on the J-girl thing. Okay, I'm going to make it a mission to get my first piece of J-poon this year.
I agree, this simple pussy peotry has converted me! I already admire the petite figures and girly charm of Asian women but this first hand report has me sold. I was horribly cockblocked from experiencing this velvet heaven you talk of by a jealous Thai girls friend. We were making out and I had my hand up her skirt when her friend pulled her away scolding her in a Thai tirade.
I vow to make up for this.
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