Post: #1

Met a Colombian chick not too long ago at a spot called Red Koi in Coral Gables on one of their Karaoke nights -- for my fellow Miami peeps -- and we ended up doing the damn thing the next day.

She's been calling the last few days and I haven't bothered to answer so she finally sent me a text earlier today basically saying it had been two weeks since we last hooked up and she was ready for more. I didn't really care though since she was an average time and I had just made a better chick leave one of the Great Lakes on my sheets earlier in the morning.

As I'm leaving my house this afternoon, I see her in her car coming into my neighborhood, but she did not see me leaving. Shortly after, her number pops up on my phone and she wants to know where I am, and I let her known not where she is.

She proceeds to tell me that since I hadn't been answering her calls or calling her back, she was coming over to my house to leave a note on my car.

I sarcastically assured her that that is normal behavior, and she tried to convince me that leaving notes on my car is normal behavior, and not only had she done it before but others had done it to her as well.

So two signs of a stalker from this particular tale are:

1. Any chick who comes over without invitation or forewarning to your home or anywhere else she knows that you are at -- they usually do this when you have been ignoring them, and/or their insecurity gets the best of them and they want to see if they can catch you spending time with another girl.

2. Any chick who chooses to confront you by leaving notes where you are as opposed to just talking to you directly when given the opportunity, these notes will often be found on your car or your front door.

Please feel free to add to the list.

Post: #2

if she goes through the crazy bitch syndrome text cycle /thread-10801.html

-makes rash statements, calls you an asshole and then apologizes without you saying anything in between.
- crazy eyes when she looks at you after you bang.

Post: #3

Gets angry enough to hit you.

Post: #4

Comes over and refuses to leave. I've thrown girls off my porch before and had the cops called on me many times.