Post: #1326

Hardcore Trump supporter eradicator going turncoat & dumping Trump to suddenly give his meney & support to a communist/socialist democrat who promises free cash for everyone. Says donating money to this leftist was the "Best 20 dollars I spent this year" and puts links to his donation page.

Post: #1327

Simeon_Strangelight with companion:



Young Suits:

Post: #1328

When visiting Leonard D. Neubache.

Call first.

Post: #1329

(03-13-2019 04:09 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  When visiting Leonard D. Neubache.

Call first.

Leonard talking about furries and feminists:

Post: #1330

Cr33pin

Post: #1331

Rigsby, getting an idea for a post.

Post: #1332

debeguiled, getting an idea for a post.

Post: #1333

Dragan running codpiece game.

Post: #1334

Awesome new movie about Kona and Debeguiled

Post: #1335

(05-07-2019 05:35 PM)Off The Reservation Wrote:  Awesome new movie about Kona and Debeguiled

Post: #1336

Leonard D Neubache I imagine looking like a younger Larry Bird with more defined features. He's not white, he's clear.

debeguiled I think is like Ivan Putski in his late prime. More natural definition and just as squat.

Roosh, when I first heard of him I imagined him as very, very punk rock Eurotrash. Glad he's the exact opposite of that.

Rigsby I kinda see Nicolas Cage but less manic

Post: #1337

(05-08-2019 11:49 AM)debeguiled Wrote:  

(05-07-2019 05:35 PM)Off The Reservation Wrote:  Awesome new movie about Kona and Debeguiled

I remember that picture. It was the night I left Portland.

After I hopped out of his food truck at the airport, I'll never forget the text he sent me. "Hey Kona, from now on, my sleeves are going to match the paint on my walls, just like tonight!"

I hope you're sticking with it buddy.

Aloha!

Post: #1338

Roosh:



I imagine this joke has already been made.

Post: #1339

Rigsby:

Post: #1340

DJ-Matt with mod friend heading off to the Wigan Casino to spin "corkers" for punters.

Post: #1341

All members over 50.

Post: #1342

(05-08-2019 12:11 PM)partyfowl Wrote:  Leonard D Neubache I imagine looking like a younger Larry Bird with more defined features. He's not white, he's clear.

debeguiled I think is like Ivan Putski in his late prime. More natural definition and just as squat.

Roosh, when I first heard of him I imagined him as very, very punk rock Eurotrash. Glad he's the exact opposite of that.

Rigsby I kinda see Nicolas Cage but less manic

WRONG!





Leonard D Neubache:




This is Lenny, after leaving Tasmania after mandatory Transgenderism is introduced in 2050 and repopulating half of Papua New Guinea after being rowed there by Kona on one of his 'boats'. Eh, he (Kona) just wanted to know what it felt like for his ancestors. He dropped Lenny off and is now kayaking around Iceland somewhere looking for dumb white bitches. He'll probably find them too! Catching the odd whale here and there for a 'sanger' when he gets hungry. Inspiration from the Australian rowing team will drive him on to ever greater feats. Changes name to 'Ragnar Lothbrok'. Thinks it's a real person and will help to get him to bang more dumb white bitches.

Guess what? It works. Kona becomes King of Sweden in 2075. He had to play the race card, but it wasn't below him. "You white people are dumb!" he declares to a captive audience of 20,000. They cheer and hail new King Kona! He thinks back to the time he dropped ol' pal Lenny off at Papua New Guinea. A tear falls against his tattooed cheek.

Lenny is still totally lost in Papua New Guinea. Half way up the river, his gun-boat diplomacy is almost working. He moves from place to place, but no one speaks any fucking English. "Where the fuck is Kona?" he mutters under his breath. He told me he'd be back with the 'sangers' 20 fucking years ago. Mein Got! How ze fuck am I supposed to rule a country like this when I don't even know where I'm going. *


debeguiled:

debeguiled when he sees I've made a new post:



debeguiled usually:




Roosh:

when he sees your post -




Rigsby:

Rigsby I kinda see Nicolas Cage but less manic

WRONG! again.

How you see Rigsby:



What Rigsby is really like responding to your post:




Trust no one!



* The music blasts out from Lenny's boat like a bad scene from Mad Max:





The natives drawn to the 'boat' with their torches leading the way. Leonard stops off for a few days more. Gathering supplies. Impregnating more bitches. Still wondering where the fuck Kona is...

Kona does not return.

But he does die a happy, fulfilled man, not just the King of Sweden, but all of what used to be Scandinavia.

"But you whiteys still don't understand" he says. "You should have had a white man to lead you. I am but a stranger in a strange land."

The crowd goes wild and the applause does not stop for 20 minutes. "All hail Emperor Kona" they cry. Women weep. Men hide their manly tears. Children want to be him when they grow up.

Kona dies in a heap of commandeered Spam tins. A happy man. If a somewhat bloated man. A God to some. His ancestors are happy.

The hero's journey is complete.


Lenny is still up shit creek without a paddle. He need not fear.

Deepdiver is on his way to rescue him -




And Duke Castile is rallying the troops:






[some names have been changed to protect the guilty]

Post: #1343

My first delete.

Post: #1344

(05-19-2019 09:03 PM)Rigsby Wrote:  

(05-08-2019 12:11 PM)partyfowl Wrote:  Leonard D Neubache I imagine looking like a younger Larry Bird with more defined features. He's not white, he's clear.

debeguiled I think is like Ivan Putski in his late prime. More natural definition and just as squat.

Roosh, when I first heard of him I imagined him as very, very punk rock Eurotrash. Glad he's the exact opposite of that.

Rigsby I kinda see Nicolas Cage but less manic

WRONG!





Leonard D Neubache:




This is Lenny, after leaving Tasmania after mandatory Transgenderism is introduced in 2050 and repopulating half of Papua New Guinea after being rowed there by Kona on one of his 'boats'. Eh, he (Kona) just wanted to know what it felt like for his ancestors. He dropped Lenny off and is now kayaking around Iceland somewhere looking for dumb white bitches. He'll probably find them too! Catching the odd whale here and there for a 'sanger' when he gets hungry. Inspiration from the Australian rowing team will drive him on to ever greater feats. Changes name to 'Ragnar Lothbrok'. Thinks it's a real person and will help to get him to bang more dumb white bitches.

Guess what? It works. Kona becomes King of Sweden in 2075. He had to play the race card, but it wasn't below him. "You white people are dumb!" he declares to a captive audience of 20,000. They cheer and hail new King Kona! He thinks back to the time he dropped ol' pal Lenny off at Papua New Guinea. A tear falls against his tattooed cheek.

Lenny is still totally lost in Papua New Guinea. Half way up the river, his gun-boat diplomacy is almost working. He moves from place to place, but no one speaks any fucking English. "Where the fuck is Kona?" he mutters under his breath. He told me he'd be back with the 'sangers' 20 fucking years ago. Mein Got! How ze fuck am I supposed to rule a country like this when I don't even know where I'm going. *


debeguiled:

debeguiled when he sees I've made a new post:



debeguiled usually:




Roosh:

when he sees your post -




Rigsby:

Rigsby I kinda see Nicolas Cage but less manic

WRONG! again.

How you see Rigsby:



What Rigsby is really like responding to your post:




Trust no one!



* The music blasts out from Lenny's boat like a bad scene from Mad Max:





The natives drawn to the 'boat' with their torches leading the way. Leonard stops off for a few days more. Gathering supplies. Impregnating more bitches. Still wondering where the fuck Kona is...

Kona does not return.

But he does die a happy, fulfilled man, not just the King of Sweden, but all of what used to be Scandinavia.

"But you whiteys still don't understand" he says. "You should have had a white man to lead you. I am but a stranger in a strange land."

The crowd goes wild and the applause does not stop for 20 minutes. "All hail Emperor Kona" they cry. Women weep. Men hide their manly tears. Children want to be him when they grow up.

Kona dies in a heap of commandeered Spam tins. A happy man. If a somewhat bloated man. A God to some. His ancestors are happy.

The hero's journey is complete.


Lenny is still up shit creek without a paddle. He need not fear.

Deepdiver is on his way to rescue him -




And Duke Castile is rallying the troops:






[some names have been changed to protect the guilty]

/thread-10914...pid1956341

Post: #1345

Roosh, after being banned from most platforms and finding a new more direct one.