Post: #1

I gotta lead with this chick I met on Match. I'm not a big fan of intenet dating, but it provides some sparse leads. This chick hit me up first, which is a good sign. The issue is that these stupid coffee dates never amount to shit. We have exchanged emails and she offered up her phone number and I put forward that -"lets shoot for drinks on thursday." She said "thursday is the only day that might not work, but we'll talk it over."

I was looking for some advice on what type of date I should lead out of the gate with and maybe where. Pluse some pesona advice. These coffee dates are usually dull and nerve filled. I hate them. I can't seem to lead them into any booty because no raport has been built predate like the chicks i meet at bars.

what do you think?

Post: #2

What I usually do is swoop the girl onto my private jet, booze and coke her up, do her on my little bed (make sure you at least have velvet sheets) while the flight attendant tapes it, later on I will post that shit on youporn for my German Fetishist buddies, and then throw her out with a parachute somewhere within a 200 mile radius to her house. Some of them land in the sea. Luckily, that automatically means no worrying about whether I got her preggers.

Oh wait, I think I just had a G Manifesto moment..

Really though, set up your first date not at a Coffee place, but at a chill bar. I go to Yard House here in So Cal.

Post: #3

(09-22-2009 06:41 PM)kerouac Wrote:  What I usually do is swoop the girl onto my private jet, booze and coke her up, do her on my little bed (make sure you at least have velvet sheets) while the flight attendant tapes it, later on I will post that shit on youporn for my German Fetishist buddies, and then throw her out with a parachute somewhere within a 200 mile radius to her house. Some of them land in the sea. Luckily, that automatically means no worrying about whether I got her preggers.

Haha sounds like Barney from How I Met Your Mother

Post: #4

"This chick hit me up first, which is a good sign"

I find this to be a bad sign actually. Something will probably be very wrong with her.

Post: #5

I was in So Cal, near Westwood. UCLA is a great date spot - meet her in westwood village, hit up diddy reese and get a cookie, then stroll over to the ucla campus with wine and glass in hand. Then you fingerbang her on the rooftop of the building open 24/7 - there's a ladder involved.

Post: #6

(09-22-2009 08:26 PM)Roosh Wrote:  "This chick hit me up first, which is a good sign"

I find this to be a bad sign actually. Something will probably be very wrong with her.

Shit - really? I thought we usually go with the theory of "you usually only bang the chicks on these stupid sites when they engage first."

This mainly has to do with the 5k jack offs that hit them up constantly.

I'll give you an update tonight. She couldn't do Thursday - so I offered Wends and she said that would work. Meeting her at a bar in DC for an hour.

Post: #7

I predict social awkwardness issues.

Post: #8

(09-23-2009 12:55 PM)Roosh Wrote:  I predict social awkwardness issues.

HA HA. Alright, I'll give you the full update. These contrived dates rarely work. I'm going to try to setup the second date as the "get in your pants date." I'm not gonna try to push it right out of the gate. Little no touching on my side the first time out. Just lean back and see what the lay of the land is so I can figure out how to bang her on date two. At least she drinks - so I know sex is possible if we get together the second time and I can build some rapport and get her drunk.

Post: #9

Always go for the same night lay. It's the best way.

Post: #10

(09-23-2009 12:55 PM)Roosh Wrote:  I predict social awkwardness issues.

either that or horrible facial / bodily disfigurement. a FOAF was into these sites for a while, until one too many heffers pulled a bait and switch w/ their profile pic and got him drunk at dinner (and possibly once he got roofied) and basically raped him (this is as he tells it).