Post: #1

I went to the post office the other day and was genuinely confounded by, among other things, the price of stamps, which was not posted anywhere. I wasn’t try to elderly open, I just need to know what the fuck type of envelope to use for overnight mail. I asked around about that and other 20th century stuff and got into several conversations, some with decent looking girls. In my befuddlement, I overlooked that I could have tried to number close. Looking back, I was like what the hell just happened. Who knew? The post office is gonna be my new hangout!

Post: #2

And if you see some arty chicks there ask them if they know any Letterpress places in town. Chick Crack.

Post: #3

I have noticed hot chicks in the post office in Murka as well. Didn't get it at first. Anyway, I'm guessing it's a selection thing, people who are sending real things through the real mail are pre-selected, they are involved in commerce, not just paper pushers?

Because a lot of postal workers appear depressed ( wouldn't you be with such a boring job?) I think a lot of people tense up when they're there; so an opener could use a defuse of that--
"I noticed my clerk was really nice. I wasn't execting that, some of them are not very happy."