Post: #1

I've been thinking about another trip and I want to talk astronomical amounts shit wherever I go nonstop.

I want to go where they speak English just not mine. Possibly another island or?

I have about four or five days to work with so the UK is not on the table.

Post: #2

(02-09-2012 02:38 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  I've been thinking about another trip and I want to talk astronomical amounts shit wherever I go nonstop.

I want to go where they speak English just not mine. Possibly another island or?

I have about four or five days to work with so the UK is not on the table.

What type of lizards are you looking for?

Post: #3

(02-09-2012 03:06 PM)Moma Wrote:  

(02-09-2012 02:38 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  I've been thinking about another trip and I want to talk astronomical amounts shit wherever I go nonstop.

I want to go where they speak English just not mine. Possibly another island or?

I have about four or five days to work with so the UK is not on the table.

What type of lizards are you looking for?

Mixed Lizards. I'm not so down with Jamaica right now due to a bad experience last week. Where did you go last time Trini right?

Post: #4

Belize?

Post: #5

(02-09-2012 03:10 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(02-09-2012 03:06 PM)Moma Wrote:  

(02-09-2012 02:38 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  I've been thinking about another trip and I want to talk astronomical amounts shit wherever I go nonstop.

I want to go where they speak English just not mine. Possibly another island or?

I have about four or five days to work with so the UK is not on the table.

What type of lizards are you looking for?

Mixed Lizards. I'm not so down with Jamaica right now due to a bad experience last week. Where did you go last time Trini right?

Yea, I went to Trinidad. The lizards in Trinidad range from Mixed, Black, Indian, Asian and Latin just like in DR and you have a lot of iguanas from Venezuela so that takes care of your preference. Now, being bowled over by the American accent, I don't know if I can say that. Your best bet might be a poorer island. You might want to try Guyana but I don't know if the mix there is as strong as Trinidad. You'll tend to find Indian and Black lizards in Guyana although I think Neil can clarify..?

Post: #6

The list..

List of English Speaking Countries

Antigua ?
Australia
Bahamas ?
Bahrain
Bangladesh
Barbados ?
Barbuda ? Never heard of it.
Belize ? Been but was wasted the whole time
Bermuda ?
Botswana
Canada (except Quebec)
Commonwealth Caribbean ?
Dominica ?
Fiji
Ghana
Grand Cayman Islands ?
Grenada ?
Guyana
Irish Republic
Jamaica ???
Kenya
Lesotho



Liberia
Malawi
New Zealand
Nigeria
Papua New Guinea
Sierra Leone
Singapore
South Africa (If Afrikaans is not native language)
St. Kitts & Nevis ?
St. Lucia ?
St. Vincent & Grenadines ?
Swaziland
Tanzania
Tobago ?
Trinidad ?
Uganda
United Kingdom
United States
Virgin Islands ?
Zambia
Zimbabwe
Last updated November 2, 2005

This is a list of countries for which English may be a native language. However, it is quite possible that individuals from countries on this list may not be native speakers of English. If you are considering a graduate student for a teaching assistantship that involves the direct instruction of undergraduate students, they need to be certified in oral English proficiency by the OEPT, TOEFL iBT, or IELTS, unless they 1) are natives of the countries listed above and 2) grew up speaking English in their home.

Post: #7

(02-09-2012 03:20 PM)Moma Wrote:  

(02-09-2012 03:10 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(02-09-2012 03:06 PM)Moma Wrote:  

(02-09-2012 02:38 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  I've been thinking about another trip and I want to talk astronomical amounts shit wherever I go nonstop.

I want to go where they speak English just not mine. Possibly another island or?

I have about four or five days to work with so the UK is not on the table.

What type of lizards are you looking for?

Mixed Lizards. I'm not so down with Jamaica right now due to a bad experience last week. Where did you go last time Trini right?

Yea, I went to Trinidad. The lizards in Trinidad range from Mixed, Black, Indian, Asian and Latin just like in DR and you have a lot of iguanas from Venezuela so that takes care of your preference. Now, being bowled over by the American accent, I don't know if I can say that. Your best bet might be a poorer island. You might want to try Guyana but I don't know if the mix there is as strong as Trinidad. You'll tend to find Indian and Black lizards in Guyana although I think Neil can clarify..?

You're best bet would be Trinidad, not Guyana. The capital Georgetown is a shithole. Period ! Not a shithole like some say of the philippines where you still have huge luxury malls and up scale neighbourhoods, no a proper shithole, like an third world african country. There were some quite girls in the clubs but not many. I didn't get my flag there but might have if i wasn't severely cock blocked.

The people in Guyana are very friendly but you won't find girls on the street and there no mall ( well, a tiny one). Forget about day game. If you have the money you can fly in on Friday and leave on Sunday and give it a try in the clubs there. Respect if you pull it off.

Or you can go to Suriname which is not an English speaking country but most will understand. Very ethnically mixed population with many hot girls ( the clubs not he streets) and its cheap. Got 2 notches there in 5 nights out. As an American you probably get a Dutch flag here too.

Post: #8

Yeah El Mech, being in Tampa Bay I would have thought one of the Caribbean islands is your best bet no?

Neil - can you bust out a separate data sheet on Surinam in another thread? Sounds interesting!

Post: #9

(02-09-2012 06:16 PM)dk902 Wrote:  Yeah El Mech, being in Tampa Bay I would have thought one of the Caribbean islands is your best bet no?

Neil - can you bust out a separate data sheet on Surinam in another thread? Sounds interesting!

That's what I was thinking. BVI?
Maybe a couple day cruise that departs from one of those countries full of Euro-sluts?

I just checked Tampa does have direct flights to London. 8hrs not so bad.

Post: #10

(02-09-2012 03:20 PM)Moma Wrote:  

(02-09-2012 03:10 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(02-09-2012 03:06 PM)Moma Wrote:  

(02-09-2012 02:38 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  I've been thinking about another trip and I want to talk astronomical amounts shit wherever I go nonstop.

I want to go where they speak English just not mine. Possibly another island or?

I have about four or five days to work with so the UK is not on the table.

What type of lizards are you looking for?

Mixed Lizards. I'm not so down with Jamaica right now due to a bad experience last week. Where did you go last time Trini right?

Yea, I went to Trinidad. The lizards in Trinidad range from Mixed, Black, Indian, Asian and Latin just like in DR and you have a lot of iguanas from Venezuela so that takes care of your preference. Now, being bowled over by the American accent, I don't know if I can say that. Your best bet might be a poorer island. You might want to try Guyana but I don't know if the mix there is as strong as Trinidad. You'll tend to find Indian and Black lizards in Guyana although I think Neil can clarify..?

I've met some nice lizards from Guyana. They honestly look pretty close the the ones from Trinidad from my experiences meeting them in the US. Are you saying Trinidad isn't a great spot for an American man to go lizard hunting?

Post: #11

(02-09-2012 06:31 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(02-09-2012 06:16 PM)dk902 Wrote:  Yeah El Mech, being in Tampa Bay I would have thought one of the Caribbean islands is your best bet no?

Neil - can you bust out a separate data sheet on Surinam in another thread? Sounds interesting!

That's what I was thinking. BVI?
Maybe a couple day cruise that departs from one of those countries full of Euro-sluts?

I just checked Tampa does have direct flights to London. 8hrs not so bad.

Well if you do come to London - be sure to let me know! I'm thinking of another stop by the USA sometime soon, from all you write about Tampa and Florida, I need to check it out!

Post: #12

(02-10-2012 05:02 PM)dk902 Wrote:  

(02-09-2012 06:31 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(02-09-2012 06:16 PM)dk902 Wrote:  Yeah El Mech, being in Tampa Bay I would have thought one of the Caribbean islands is your best bet no?

Neil - can you bust out a separate data sheet on Surinam in another thread? Sounds interesting!

That's what I was thinking. BVI?
Maybe a couple day cruise that departs from one of those countries full of Euro-sluts?

I just checked Tampa does have direct flights to London. 8hrs not so bad.

Well if you do come to London - be sure to let me know! I'm thinking of another stop by the USA sometime soon, from all you write about Tampa and Florida, I need to check it out!

I just might. Eight hours direct is not bad. I would want to visit as many antique motorcycle dealers as possible and possibly pick up a pre 50s project bike.

Post: #13

(02-09-2012 06:16 PM)dk902 Wrote:  Yeah El Mech, being in Tampa Bay I would have thought one of the Caribbean islands is your best bet no?

Neil - can you bust out a separate data sheet on Surinam in another thread? Sounds interesting!

There's a good datasheet on Paramaribo where i contributed a lot on.

/thread-3398.h...paramaribo

Post: #14

(02-10-2012 05:27 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(02-10-2012 05:02 PM)dk902 Wrote:  

(02-09-2012 06:31 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(02-09-2012 06:16 PM)dk902 Wrote:  Yeah El Mech, being in Tampa Bay I would have thought one of the Caribbean islands is your best bet no?

Neil - can you bust out a separate data sheet on Surinam in another thread? Sounds interesting!

That's what I was thinking. BVI?
Maybe a couple day cruise that departs from one of those countries full of Euro-sluts?

I just checked Tampa does have direct flights to London. 8hrs not so bad.

Well if you do come to London - be sure to let me know! I'm thinking of another stop by the USA sometime soon, from all you write about Tampa and Florida, I need to check it out!

I just might. Eight hours direct is not bad. I would want to visit as many antique motorcycle dealers as possible and possibly pick up a pre 50s project bike.

Look for vintage Nortons.

Post: #15

Nortons are fine. I would just need as complete as this.
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I'm really thinking on this. What's the mode of transport there to barhop and visit bike shops? Cabs? What site should I pipeline?

Post: #16

(02-10-2012 05:39 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  I'm really thinking on this. What's the mode of transport there to barhop and visit bike shops? Cabs? What site should I pipeline?

To visit various bikeshops around the city, depending on their location. You can use the London Underground aka the Tube, which is public transport and is pretty well linked to all areas of the city. Similar to the NY metro. It's easy to use and London's easy to get around.

Getting to and from most parts of London, the Tube is pretty much the quickest form of transport because of London's size.

Generally speaking, when you're barhopping, most bars will be packed tightly together in a kind of strip or within the local area, so they'll usually be walking distance. However you can easily flag down a cab pretty much anywhere so that's no problem.

Post: #17

(02-10-2012 06:29 PM)dk902 Wrote:  

(02-10-2012 05:39 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  I'm really thinking on this. What's the mode of transport there to barhop and visit bike shops? Cabs? What site should I pipeline?

To visit various bikeshops around the city, depending on their location. You can use the London Underground aka the Tube, which is public transport and is pretty well linked to all areas of the city. Similar to the NY metro. It's easy to use and London's easy to get around.

Getting to and from most parts of London, the Tube is pretty much the quickest form of transport because of London's size.

Generally speaking, when you're barhopping, most bars will be packed tightly together in a kind of strip or within the local area, so they'll usually be walking distance. However you can easily flag down a cab pretty much anywhere so that's no problem.

Dk, Is there stuff to bring there to make cash? A stack of I pads?

Backroads my friend, backroads.
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Jack in the green festival in may?

Post: #18

(02-09-2012 06:31 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Maybe a couple day cruise that departs from one of those countries full of Euro-sluts?

Now your thinking outside the box!

(02-09-2012 04:39 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  The list..

List of English Speaking Countries

Antigua ?
Australia
Bahamas ?
Bahrain
Bangladesh
Barbados ?
Barbuda ? Never heard of it.
Belize ? Been but was wasted the whole time
Bermuda ?
Botswana
Canada (except Quebec)
Commonwealth Caribbean ?
Dominica ?
Fiji
Ghana
Grand Cayman Islands ?
Grenada ?
Guyana
Irish Republic
Jamaica ???
Kenya
Lesotho



Liberia
Malawi
New Zealand
Nigeria
Papua New Guinea
Sierra Leone
Singapore
South Africa (If Afrikaans is not native language)
St. Kitts & Nevis ?
St. Lucia ?
St. Vincent & Grenadines ?
Swaziland
Tanzania
Tobago ?
Trinidad ?
Uganda
United Kingdom
United States
Virgin Islands ?
Zambia
Zimbabwe
Last updated November 2, 2005

I notice you put a ? by all the Caribbean countries. I guess your into the chocolate and caramel cuties right now?

I've heard some good and some bad about the Caribbean islands. I went to Jamaica for spring break a few years ago and had a great time with tourists and local girls. I actually liked the Jamaican girls better because they were so different and new for me.

10 years ago I used to hear that Australia was really good but I think that has diminished some.

You might think about just going somewhere in the USA or Canada, I know some guys from the south (Tennessee, Texas, Georgia) who did really well in San Fran because of their accents. These girls don't hear that "southern twang" too often out here.

Post: #19

The question marks are because they're close to me and easy to get to. Jamaica is off the table for now because I just banged one of them and I've become the local shop for our local Jamaican community and they drive me nuts. If you remember that skit on SNL about "how many jobs you got" it's like that all day. These people do everything from house cleaning to cruise ship shuttle buses and make BBq sauce all in the same day. Their driving me crazy even though I respect them.

I don't have a southern draw but do have some sort of New England accent that didn't fly well out west. To be honest after 5 minutes in Cali I want to kill everyone. It brings the worst out of me.

As gross at it may seem here I'm in the mood to fuck some drunk British girls so I'm thinking BVI or UK

Post: #20

There's nothing gross about a bunch of drunk girls down for an SNL El Mech!

The UK gets a bad rap on here. Sure I can understand many points, but if you want to bust your nut. Last night I was in a joint like shooting fish in a barrel. Ridiculous. Every single girl in there just wanted to get laid.

Post: #21

We need to figure out a way to set up camp on one of the Greek isles and fuck drunk British bitches 6 months out of the year. And spend the other 6 months in Brazil fucking Brazilian chicks in cowboy hats. And spend the other 6 months figuring out how the fuck we're going to pay for all this.

Post: #22

(02-12-2012 01:01 PM)dk902 Wrote:  There's nothing gross about a bunch of drunk girls down for an SNL El Mech!

The UK gets a bad rap on here. Sure I can understand many points, but if you want to bust your nut. Last night I was in a joint like shooting fish in a barrel. Ridiculous. Every single girl in there just wanted to get laid.

You should send that stuff through PM. Mixx may read this. Well, I just invited Ali to go there so we may have a party.

Oddly enough I brought my kid to my mothers house this morning and she asked me if I was going to England. My 70 year old mom reads the Roosh 5 forum?

What site would you use to pipeline the UK?

Post: #23

(02-12-2012 01:11 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  We need to figure out a way to set up camp on one of the Greek isles and fuck drunk British bitches 6 months out of the year. And spend the other 6 months in Brazil fucking Brazilian chicks in cowboy hats. And spend the other 6 months figuring out how the fuck we're going to pay for all this.

Exactly!