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(02-05-2012 05:52 PM)Fisto Wrote:  Apparently I got it while I was on auto pilot during a black out. I don't remember meeting her AT ALL...

I even told her that, she said she had no idea I was even drunk. Crazy...

And does she remember meeting you before when you # closed her? Or it was a blacked out hazy memory for both?

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02-06-2012 04:20 AM
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(02-06-2012 04:20 AM)xmlenigma Wrote:  
(02-05-2012 05:52 PM)Fisto Wrote:  Apparently I got it while I was on auto pilot during a black out. I don't remember meeting her AT ALL...

I even told her that, she said she had no idea I was even drunk. Crazy...

And does she remember meeting you before when you # closed her? Or it was a blacked out hazy memory for both?

She had perfect recollection. I need to chill on the drinking I think...
02-06-2012 05:47 PM
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Eureka- I finally found this Lay Report thread!

I'm reposting my last lay report here (I've been posting them over in the Everything Goes thread, sorry for duping):

I got a new girl back to my house from the bar tonight, everything was going well, and then I got massive LMR. Tried to counter it with freeze outs, but she countered by going to her Iphone.
Everything seemed hot and ready to go, but somewhere the vibe got broken off.
She was resisting a lot, and I got her shirt off and tits out, but then I had to go take a leak.
Came back and it was over. She had her shirt on and was totally cold.

Could not successfully re-ignite.

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Also last night, the set I had previously opened was a table full of drunk chicks celebrating one of their birthday's. Now, I've got a receding hairline, and instead of shaving it almost bald like usual, I've decided to grow it in a little because my close buddies are telling me it looks better.

I usually where a hat, and I was talking to this girl who seemed to be digging my game (I sat down next to her and was holding her hand at one point- maybe for too long because she made a comment like "so you like to hold hands a lot I see" or something), and at some point she took off my hat and tossed it.

Immediately after, she froze me out and moved. Wondering if the hair thing it's affecting my game. Anyone else deal with this kind of thing?
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04-11-2012 09:38 AM
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This is just an epic post that needs to be read again.

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12-01-2014 05:57 PM
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I'm gonna write a book about it.

God'll prolly have me on some real strict shit
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12-01-2014 05:59 PM
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My man

Grant me serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I can,
And the wisdom to know the difference
12-01-2014 09:50 PM
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(12-01-2014 05:57 PM)WestIndianArchie Wrote:  This is just an epic post that needs to be read again.

WIA

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Though, to be fair, it actually is a pretty sick story Big Grin

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12-02-2014 02:45 AM
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Excellent stuff. Learned a lot.
12-02-2014 05:34 AM
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