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Quote:During the months of November and December the breeding process begins. According to the American Cetacean Society, "Courtship and mating are complex, and frequently involve 3 or more whales at the same time." Spy hopping (a form of cetacean behavior that consists of rising vertically out of the water, head first, and scanning the entire surrounding area while rotating) and circling are courtship traditions that take place during early morning hours. By the afternoon time, whales divide into groups of 3, which consist of 1 female and 2 males. Both males are associated in the mating ritual, but the dominant mate will be identified by extending a single flipper, adhered motionless above the surface of the water as a signaling device. The female then advances by using graceful contact, grazing the male with her flippers until they both lye belly-to-belly. The trio will stay together for up to an hour, mating several times which can last up to two minutes, concluding with a mighty shudder. While this process takes place, the second male is on the far side of the female, forming as an aid or brace to hold her next to her mate.

What evolutionary trait can select for this? Is this where humans are headed in the coming years. It won't be enough for females to string along the betas while fucking the alphas. Now they have to rub it in during the act while the growing cuckold population is happy just to be included.

Post: #2

I've never heard this before, and Wikipedia does not have any mention of this on Gray Whales--but it's very interesting, if true (zoologists can sometimes have a... vivid... imagination).

I've posted this here before, but what is also cool is Common Side-Blotched Lizards:

Quote:Orange-throated males are “ultradominant”. They are the largest and most aggressive morph, defending relatively large (about 100 m2 or 120 yd2) territories and keeping harems of females with which they mate. They are adept at stealing mates from blue-throated individuals, but are vulnerable to cuckoldry by the yellow-throated female mimics.[1] Orange-throated males also have significantly reduced yearly survival rates compared to the other two morphs.[12]
Blue-throated males are "dominant". They are intermediate in size, and guard smaller territories containing only a single female. As they only have one mate to defend, they are better at catching yellow-throated sneaks, but are also susceptible to having their mates stolen by the larger, more aggressive orange-throated males.[1]
Yellow-throated males are “sneakers”. Their coloration is similar to that of sexually mature females, and they typically mimic female “rejection” displays when they encounter dominant orange- or blue-throated males. Unlike the other morphs, yellow-throated males do not hold territories. Instead, they have wide-reaching home ranges that may overlap with several other lizards’ territories.[1][12] They rely on their mimicry to sneak matings with unattended females. This is more easily achieved among the harems kept by orange-throated males than by the single, closely guarded mate of the blue-throated males. Though orange-throated males have the highest mortality rates, yellow-throated males have higher relative rates of posthumous fertilization (posthumous birth), indicating an increased reliance on sperm competition as part of their reproductive strategy.[2] Yellow-throated males can in specific instances transform into blue-throated males over the course of the breeding season. This transformation is usually triggered by the death of a nearby dominant male, and the blue patches the yellow-throated males develop is qualitatively distinct from the blue patches of genetically blue-throated males. Not all yellow-throated males transform, but when they do, they give up their female mimicry and adopt the “dominant” morph's behavior pattern. No transformations in the other direction, in which dominant males gain yellow-throat coloration, have been observed.[12]

Sounds like human Alphas, Lesser Alphas/Greater Betas, and Beta Orbiters/LJBF's!

Post: #3

So girls next step is having a guy help prop her up while she gets fucked from behind?

I blame whale dating apps.

Post: #4

Whale whale whale...

What have we got here?

Post: #5

(04-08-2015 06:49 PM)Atlantic Wrote:  So girls next step is having a guy help prop her up while she gets fucked from behind?

Isn't that already happening via cuckholding?

I mean we have "men" out here bringing another man to a woman --sometimes paying that man -- and holding open her legs while he goes to work, then eating her out after he's made pudding in her box.

I think we just answered the question.

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(04-08-2015 06:49 PM)Atlantic Wrote:  So girls next step is having a guy help prop her up while she gets fucked from behind?

I blame whale dating apps.

The way I see it is this: this whale is such a good bro that he holds up the two of them fucking so they don't just float off.

He's a killer wingman.

Post: #7

There's a beached whale joke somewhere in all of this.

Paging Lindy.

Post: #8

Whale to be pacific I sea the whale dating market going something like this.

Post: #9

WGTOW - Whales Going Their Own Way

Post: #10

This is a prediction of where the average feminist will be in a couple years. She'll be so fat that she will require one partner to penetrate her and another to hold her legs open, as she can no longer do it under her own power. The feminists will be pleased not only because they'll have two men giving them attention at once, but also because the supporting man's strength will be another form of male privilege to whine about.

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Post: #12

That's a whale of a tale. WNBTW. (Would not bang that whale).

Post: #13

How big is a whale's cock?

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(04-09-2015 10:33 AM)speakeasy Wrote:  How big is a whale's cock?

About six feet, fuckers.

Post: #15

(04-08-2015 11:07 PM)ryanf Wrote:  

(04-08-2015 06:49 PM)Atlantic Wrote:  So girls next step is having a guy help prop her up while she gets fucked from behind?

I blame whale dating apps.

The way I see it is this: this whale is such a good bro that he holds up the two of them fucking so they don't just float off.

He's a killer wingman.

Yeah. Maybe they take turns banging chicks each mating season?

Post: #16

Whale Game™

Post: #17

Survival of the species. If it's hard for them to bang properly, get some help.
Evolve a cohesive community that encourages mating.

American bitches could learn from this.