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Would you consider joing a religion for a good piece of poosy?
For all the atheists and free thinkers out there. If you met a prime piece of ass who happens to be devoutly religious would you consider joining her cult for a chance at "the dream" of marriage?

Would you do it fully or just go through the motions and pretend?

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RE: Would you consider joing a religion for a good piece of poosy?
Bending your beliefs for a piece of ass is the most beta thing you can do. Stick to your guns equates to strong frame and the girls will come to you.
03-29-2015 11:15 AM
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RE: Would you consider joing a religion for a good piece of poosy?
Hell no. I wouldn't even pretend for a few days to pump and dump.
03-29-2015 11:26 AM
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Only to a small and reasonable degree to show respect. For example, I'm not Christian but I would get married in a church and partake in any necessary rituals or prayers. I would not, however, convert to Christianity. What use would God have for someone who doesn't really believe?

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RE: Would you consider joing a religion for a good piece of poosy?
I was in Provo Utah recently and god damn those BYU Mormon girls are sexy. Thought for a moment about converting then thoughts of "2 year mission" and "magic underwear" shook me back to reality
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This is one of the thirstiest suggestions I've ever heard.
Rule number one: respect yourself.
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One time I almost converted to Latvian Orthodox, but at the benediction ceremony the head nun couldn't go through with the ceremony. Unfortunately, the nun lost her virginity to a man who had the kavorka. It's probably a good thing. I heard that the Latvian Orthodox church mutilates squirrels.
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RE: Would you consider joing a religion for a good piece of poosy?
Nope.

Like Eel I wouldn't have any problem with a few rituals and visiting a church, but I see a lot of that as a national tradition versus a religious one (even though ultimately that was the source of those national traditions). The moment that a girl mentions ongoing contributions of time or respect to a religion then I'm out.
03-29-2015 11:41 AM
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RE: Would you consider joing a religion for a good piece of poosy?
It depends on the cult and what will be required. I don't subscribe to any religion so if conversion was just following their religous traditions/holiday's or whatever symbolic ceremonies then I would.

However, if she were bent on me changing my beliefs in some radical way. For example, anyone who is not of her religion are the devil. Then I would need to have a conversation with her about each person's "universal" need to locate the negative in the world. Be it another country, religion, our boss, parents, the Republicans/Democrats, or how the diner always burns the toast. And that she is doing this by locating the negative in everyone that is "other".

If I felt she was unreachable, then that would be a problem, because a good and successful marriage is where the woman surrenders herself to her husband. His direction, and his beliefs.

I feel religion is an attempt to explain our purpose in life. So on some level they are saying much of the same thing.

To me, Self-knowledge is the only thing that really matters. It transcends religon and a person can gain it no matter what they belong to, or none at all.

Most woman see religion as part of their identity. It's like being a sports fan. If she's a Giants fan and needs me to convert, wear a jersey and tailgate then sure no problem. I like football too, and if I didn't, it's only football.

Finding a good woman you love and who really deserves you is such a rare find and life such a short, brutish affair we're all really just one hop, skip and jump into the grave anyways.
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RE: Would you consider joing a religion for a good piece of poosy?
This the emasculation of men in Western culture.

1. Going to a church you don't agree with.
2. Sell your guns.
3. Stop hunting.
4. Get rid of the Harley.
5. Trade the truck for a hybrid.
6. Move into town, giving up your garage.
7. Buy a Macbook.

See how power of the pussy bends men? I see game defined into 2 categories:

1. Do whatever it takes to get laid.
2. Do what the fuck you want and still get laid.

If all of us subscribed to the second, then women would have no choice but to take what they can get. You guys ask why I refuse to move out of the U.S.? I refuse to let them win.
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RE: Would you consider joing a religion for a good piece of poosy?
No, it's just a pain in the ass, also if she is a Mormon. Three days and you are done.

With God's help, I'll conquer this terrible affliction.

By way of deception, thou shalt game women.

Diaboli virtus in lumbar est -The Devil's virtue is in his loins.
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RE: Would you consider joing a religion for a good piece of poosy?
In Holland we say (loose translation)

Two religions on one pillow, the devil sleeps in between.

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RE: Would you consider joing a religion for a good piece of poosy?
Basically the opposite of frame control. Do what the elder Boston Bomber did: get her to convert to your beliefs.

(Don't bomb Boston.)
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(03-29-2015 12:05 PM)Peregrine Wrote:  Basically the opposite of frame control. Do what the elder Boston Bomber did: get her to convert to your beliefs.

(Don't bomb Boston.)

I agree with this somewhat. Women should join a man's "tribe" not the other way around.

The problem with being an atheist however is that I don't belong to any tribe. If a woman wants to be with me long term we'll have problems doing everyday things like weddings and religious family gatherings. I've decided to stop celebrating Easter and Christmas a few years back. It just doesn't feel right going through the motions for the sake of family expectations.

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"sure i'm Muslim baby, now take off that Niqab and let's get a look at ya"

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I have a story..

One of my friends actually converted into Judaism to marry some jewish chick who parents were full time yacht living millionaires.She broke up with him shortly after lol but..the jokes!! We rode him forever.
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RE: Would you consider joing a religion for a good piece of poosy?
If it was just a formality so that I could marry her due to family problems or something (in the unlikely event that I would ever get married), then maybe (I wouldn't ever practice though). Just to get the pussy - no way.
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RE: Would you consider joing a religion for a good piece of poosy?
(03-29-2015 11:11 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  For all the atheists and free thinkers out there. If you met a prime piece of ass who happens to be devoutly religious would you consider joining her cult for a chance at "the dream" of marriage?

Would you do it fully or just go through the motions and pretend?
Are you just asking a hypothetical question or are you actually interested in A girl if so what religion is she?
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(03-29-2015 12:19 PM)Kieran Wrote:  If it was just a formality so that I could marry her due to family problems or something (in the unlikely event that I would ever get married), then maybe (I wouldn't ever practice though). Just to get the pussy - no way.

What if she was a virgin Huh

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RE: Would you consider joing a religion for a good piece of poosy?
Only to Latvian Orthodox

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(03-29-2015 12:18 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  I have a story..

One of my friends actually converted into Judaism to marry some jewish chick who parents were full time yacht living millionaires.She broke up with him shortly after lol but..the jokes!! We rode him forever.




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RE: Would you consider joing a religion for a good piece of poosy?
(03-29-2015 11:11 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  For all the atheists and free thinkers out there. If you met a prime piece of ass who happens to be devoutly religious would you consider joining her cult for a chance at "the dream" of marriage?

Would you do it fully or just go through the motions and pretend?

When you think about it, she should leave HER cult for a chance at ''the dream'' of marriage with you before her prime piece of ass expires and crashes the wall. You are doing HER a favor by marrying her, not the other way around. You will still be desirable in 10 years, not her.

But, to answer your question, I would join her cult if she was hot enough, except that would guarantee not having sex with her ever, since such a beta sacrifice before even sex would destroy my value in her eyes. But, hypothetically, if I was guaranteed by a third party that I would have sex with her for joining her cult and she would not know why I joined, I would join, do whatever weird shit they required me to do, bang her brains out and then leave both the cult and her. The dream of marriage? No thanks. If I ever want a kid one day I don't want it to be raised by religious rules.

If you are an atheist like me, you probably can't wholeheartedly join a religion for a girl, unless a very dramatic thing happens in your life and you find your faith, but pretending to join a religion and going through the required stages for a nice booty in the end? Why not? It might be a nice adventure as follows:

There is a 19-year old 10/10 Polish virgin still living with her parents and you happened to meet her through another friend or just day game coincidence. She will never even go on a date with you because you are not a Catholic and therefore not a potential husband. Her parents don't even want her to meet you and she is upset by that. She comes up with the idea of you converting to Christianity and then she will fully give herself to you (as the fantasy goes). Yeah sure, I will play along for up to a month. A heavenly-looking Polish virgin, never got fucked or pooped on, crazy parents, blue balls and getting baptized... Sounds like a good pub story.
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I've definitely played the astrology card to enhance the connection
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(03-29-2015 12:27 PM)Caribou Wrote:  
(03-29-2015 11:11 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  For all the atheists and free thinkers out there. If you met a prime piece of ass who happens to be devoutly religious would you consider joining her cult for a chance at "the dream" of marriage?

Would you do it fully or just go through the motions and pretend?
Are you just asking a hypothetical question or are you actually interested in A girl if so what religion is she?

Little of both Laugh

For the record I would never convert to anything. I'm a devout atheist if there can be such a thing Laugh

Ok here's my story. I basically work for a company of Jews in Manhattan. It's not all Jewish. We're a big melting pot for sure but the owners and big dogs are Jewish.

So they hired this new girl out of college. It's her first job. And their grooming her to be project manager over everyone. She's a hot little 23 year piece of Jewish ass. Not to mention she's all about me. Very touchy feely. No doubt she wants the D. I run standard bratty little sister game on her. She eats it up. I need to get her alone outside of work however.

By the way is there a term for a male shiksa? Haha

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Ok, but why do you think she wouldn't be down for you to bang her just because you're not Jewish?

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