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(09-05-2011 09:47 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  One whore has an upscale salon ( she claims) but I already did the calculations on how many heads on average she would have to shampoo between tue- sat @ $65 a piece to make @ least 6 figures yearly. Color/processing runs 125 @ a minimum, but I broke it down to how often color would have to be applied per every 6-8 weeks.

HAHAHAHAHAH! You never cease to crack me up.

In general, you could further estimate how loaded she is by talking about cars and then indirectly asking what she car she drives. Though this approach might have true-negatives, but don't think it would have false-positives.

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09-06-2011 05:43 AM
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(09-06-2011 05:43 AM)haywire Wrote:  
(09-05-2011 09:47 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  One whore has an upscale salon ( she claims) but I already did the calculations on how many heads on average she would have to shampoo between tue- sat @ $65 a piece to make @ least 6 figures yearly. Color/processing runs 125 @ a minimum, but I broke it down to how often color would have to be applied per every 6-8 weeks.

HAHAHAHAHAH! You never cease to crack me up.

In general, you could further estimate how loaded she is by talking about cars and then indirectly asking what she car she drives. Though this approach might have true-negatives, but don't think it would have false-positives.

Hay, you are right. I usually try to get full and complete information prior to implementing my plan for my earnings ,but this whore is wired and self-absorbed. I am actually thinking of telling my friend to back out of the double date since he isn't that kind of guy that would understand that this is full throttle war here . The other whore sounds like a potential victim.
On another note, I thought this was such a scam site this AM thing. I think it can be if you just learned how to turn on a computer, don't get out much, gullible, vulnerable , or pretty much retarded . If none of the above applies to a person ,and they decide to sign up, and still got scammed, perhaps an evaluation by certain members of society is in order.
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(02-04-2011 01:24 PM)MiXX Wrote:  Good info, but label me old-school, this all just seems so exhausting.

For what you get in return after all the time invested in what you described, maybe 3 bangs a year from online game, I'd rather be pounding pavement!

If you get more than 3 bangs a year from online date sites, you have a TON of time on your hands! I'm just saying. Now the exception being LatinAmericancupid, where you game girls who specifically target foreigners and wait for them to land in their home country. However, lots of these girls will play you as they have some hardcore game from doing that for many years, and know what buttons to push.

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Nah the girls on latinamericancupid usually arent players and whats even better women can get burned out there really quickly from all of the guys asking for cybersex. So then you are chatting with a stunning creature who is talking to no one else. Most girls are lucky if they meet 2 guys. Of course there are girls who are players..like who fool around with lots of guys or have boyfriends, but that has more to do with the culture. I pull hotter girls on the website than I can in a danceclub in colombia. Exclamation
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(02-04-2011 02:35 PM)Roosh Wrote:  The girls you're getting online are 7's and up?

I just fucked a girl from the site all week, who was a 7+. Best blowjob of my life too.
09-10-2011 03:38 AM
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Is latinamericaupid free and do you have to be latino to join or get noticed? I'm not sure what to say about myself in my about me section on okcupid. All i Have is No written right now.
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Hey guys,

In my OKcupid profile I have "stuff I want to build" as one of the things under "Stuff I spend alot of time thinking about"

I put that cause I thought it sounded cool, I kind of meant it in general terms like a future, experiences, a fortune, skills, etc.

I messaged this girl and this is how it went

"Hey there, how are you? You seem like a fun person to talk to. So whats the first place you'd visit if you could go anywhere? ---me

She answers this-

your dreams.





haha,just kiddin'
emmm.. if I could go anywhere, I guess I'd like to go to the coral reef in Australia, the moon, Machu Picchu, somewhere in the Amazon, Fiji, the pyramids, Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, Greece, Japan (but not Tokyo... I have epilepsy.. I would probably die), Vietnam, Venice, Paris, Bali, a nice spa

How about you?

Also, I'm intrigued: what is it you build? --------- the girl



I guess I can reply with something funny like "I build little houses out of mud in the park" or something not very serious along those lines. Sounds good?
09-21-2011 09:00 AM
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Oi vey...

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Hey Gmac! How are you? hehe just kidding Smile

Thanks, I'm sure you're right about the opener, though I got a date with a girl the other day (first okcupid date ever though) and it started with this opener "hey you seem interesting... I wanted to say hi. Where do you perform? good job beating cancer btw."

So no pleasantries or saying they seem cool or interesting?

I thought I should play with the "your dreams" line she dropped and also answer the "what do you build" question...?
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(09-21-2011 01:10 PM)Riker Wrote:  Hey Gmac! How are you? hehe just kidding Smile

Thanks, I'm sure you're right about the opener, though I got a date with a girl the other day (first okcupid date ever though) and it started with this opener "hey you seem interesting... I wanted to say hi. Where do you perform? good job beating cancer btw."

So no pleasantries or saying they seem cool or interesting?

I thought I should play with the "your dreams" line she dropped and also answer the "what do you build" question...?

Guys compliment these girls constantly. You aren't going to stand out by being overly friendly or by giving compliments like that. If you want to tell her she's cool, do it in a way that forces her to qualify herself to you.

"Hey you seem cool but, [something girly/nerdy/etc. in her profile] ... really?

False compliments work great online, because everyone is so judgmental already (especially girls). This is also a quick way to weed out girls who aren't into you physically. Sometimes this can work as the entire opening message. You can always add on to it or go on to another topic.

Take a page out of day bang and try to avoid asking personal questions immediately.

If you went up to a girl on the street wearing a T-shirt that said she'd beaten cancer, would you say, "Hey there you seem interesting. Good job!" No, of course you wouldn't.

It's not all that different online. Make an observation or say something legitimately funny (you may need to work on this), then go off into the personal stuff.

Think of what typical guys might say to her, then do the opposite.

"Wait and see." - Fisto
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(09-21-2011 01:25 PM)Gmac Wrote:  
(09-21-2011 01:10 PM)Riker Wrote:  Hey Gmac! How are you? hehe just kidding Smile

Thanks, I'm sure you're right about the opener, though I got a date with a girl the other day (first okcupid date ever though) and it started with this opener "hey you seem interesting... I wanted to say hi. Where do you perform? good job beating cancer btw."

So no pleasantries or saying they seem cool or interesting?

I thought I should play with the "your dreams" line she dropped and also answer the "what do you build" question...?

Guys compliment these girls constantly. You aren't going to stand out by being overly friendly or by giving compliments like that. If you want to tell her she's cool, do it in a way that forces her to qualify herself to you.

"Hey you seem cool but, [something girly/nerdy/etc. in her profile] ... really?

False compliments work great online, because everyone is so judgmental already (especially girls). This is also a quick way to weed out girls who aren't into you physically. Sometimes this can work as the entire opening message. You can always add on to it or go on to another topic.

Take a page out of day bang and try to avoid asking personal questions immediately.

If you went up to a girl on the street wearing a T-shirt that said she'd beaten cancer, would you say, "Hey there you seem interesting. Good job!" No, of course you wouldn't.

It's not all that different online. Make an observation or say something legitimately funny (you may need to work on this), then go off into the personal stuff.



Think of what typical guys might say to her, then do the opposite.

Actually, I might say something like that! I have very little filter... but yea I get what you are saying, thanks
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(08-20-2011 04:20 PM)evanb Wrote:  I've been on okcupid for a couple weeks now. Am finding it easy to get dates, but then you need to be reallly aggressive in getting the lay on the 1st date, because the flake factor is sky high.

Also I'm finding it a bit tough to go in for the kiss on the 1st date, bec for some reason I get vibes that she would look at it creepy trying to "hook up" on a 1st date of a dating website. Its okcupid, not adultfriendfiner.

Dunno.

Work in progress.
It's much, much easier to make out with a girl on a first date when you've met in person versus online. One time I went on a date with a girl from OKC, did most things right, tried to kiss her, got the cheek. A week later she gave me an award saying "I <3 you," probably to 'stake a claim' so other girls didn't date me.

Though lots of dudes on OKC brag about getting first date bangs it isn't something you should expect. Since girls will go to great lengths to avoid seeing themselves as sluts, and because her head has likely been filled with horror stories of OKC dates from her friends, it's likely that she will treat the first night as just a screener to make sure you're not a creep/stalker/loser.

Things move much more rapidly on second dates from OKC.
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Quote:"I'm more of an IKEA kind of guy. Swedish and easy, just how I like my women." (now it's your turn to play to the information she gave you about herself)

You should definitely visit Japan. When I was younger I was lucky enough to visit the shrines in Kyoto and climb up Mt. Fuji." - (That's the only serious dialogue you'd need. Anything more is overkill for this message. Save it for the next exchange or the date.)

What else keeps you busy?"

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You don't seem to realize that that first line comes off as incredibly creepy, and the second one as overly pedantic/nerdy. Unless you are much more attractive than the girl is this OKC exchange would be doomed.
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(08-19-2011 06:41 PM)Smitty Wrote:  Does anyone pay attention to the woman's preferred age range?

Pay attention to their age rather than their stated preferences. But always go a few years younger. I'm 26 and did much better with the chicks ages 21-23 than I did with girls my own age, likely because the ones my own age were getting inundated with messages from dudes in their early 30's and I stood out less when compared to them.
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(09-27-2011 06:48 PM)DLuzhin Wrote:  
Quote:"I'm more of an IKEA kind of guy. Swedish and easy, just how I like my women." (now it's your turn to play to the information she gave you about herself)

You should definitely visit Japan. When I was younger I was lucky enough to visit the shrines in Kyoto and climb up Mt. Fuji." - (That's the only serious dialogue you'd need. Anything more is overkill for this message. Save it for the next exchange or the date.)

What else keeps you busy?"

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You don't seem to realize that that first line comes off as incredibly creepy, and the second one as overly pedantic/nerdy. Unless you are much more attractive than the girl is this OKC exchange would be doomed.

Those exchanges are exactly what works online.

When you bang a dozen women off OKC in a few months let me know.

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Quote:Those exchanges are exactly what works online.

When you bang a dozen women off OKC in a few months let me know.

Wow, a dozen! Great job!!
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I don't think it's a bad success rate tbh, online dating can be a lot of work. The amount of messages needing to be sent just to get a number / date can be high in my experience, converting them all into fucks is another story.
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One 's time is probably..no,most certainly spent out and about trying your luck face to face in my experience.

The internet dating scene is a haven for the flakiest girls on the planet.
Compare hours fiddling over your keyboard to actually being out there...I guess if there's some reason you Have to be home it can pass the time otherwise it's a waste of a day or night I think.

Although I have met a few girls off of chatlines where we could actually speak...ratio of bangables was passable.
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(09-28-2011 12:09 PM)KingofScotland Wrote:  I don't think it's a bad success rate tbh, online dating can be a lot of work. The amount of messages needing to be sent just to get a number / date can be high in my experience, converting them all into fucks is another story.

You just need to perfect a 'system' after which online dating can become a steady supplier of fresh pussy. By 'system' what I mean is: a good set of photos, interesting profile and a few standard opening messages. Once you have all that down, its pretty much about copy-pasting and enjoying the fruits!

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Quote:Compare hours fiddling over your keyboard to actually being out there...I guess if there's some reason you Have to be home it can pass the time otherwise it's a waste of a day or night I think.

Quote:You just need to perfect a 'system' after which online dating can become a steady supplier of fresh pussy. By 'system' what I mean is: a good set of photos, interesting profile and a few standard opening messages. Once you have all that down, its pretty much about copy-pasting and enjoying the fruits!

Bingo.

Online dating is all about having a preformed strategy and profile. Then it's just the execution. I don't spend more than an hour a week total on OKCupid anymore (most of it from work), including messages... yet I can still fill up my calendar with dates if I so desire. I agree though, these girls flake more than any other.

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(09-27-2011 06:56 PM)DLuzhin Wrote:  You don't seem to realize that that first line comes off as incredibly creepy, and the second one as overly pedantic/nerdy. Unless you are much more attractive than the girl is this OKC exchange would be doomed.

Actually you both are correct.

For Gmac those lines work since they are congruent with his profile and personality.

But if you have a typical boring profile which looks like a resume, initiated the conversation with "Hi, my name is Samir and I am from India, let's meet for a coffee" and then continue with those lines, you'll be busted. Not because the lines are bad - just because you are not congruent, and the girl thinks you're fake.

During my experiment I found that as long as you're congruent, there is no such thing as "creepy". You can ask a girl to come to your place and smoke some meth, and it won't look creepy if you say in your profile you're a drug dealer with ten years of experience.
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Quote:During my experiment I found that as long as you're congruent, there is no such thing as "creepy". You can ask a girl to come to your place and smoke some meth, and it won't look creepy if you say in your profile you're a drug dealer with ten years of experience.

I've seen this too.

Recently I've been straying away from what I was normally doing (somewhat direct cocky game) online to a more humorous, blatantly bullshit funny routine and my results plummeted.

The last girl was less then amused when I told her about my family's past as Russian bear wrestlers.

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(09-28-2011 04:45 PM)oldnemesis Wrote:  During my experiment I found that as long as you're congruent, there is no such thing as "creepy". You can ask a girl to come to your place and smoke some meth, and it won't look creepy if you say in your profile you're a drug dealer with ten years of experience.

Congruence is definitely a necessity. However I found that any inkling of offputting/raunchy humor will shut down an exchange with a decent-looking girl near-instantly and she will move on to one of her many other options.

It's just like how you can't compliment a girl on there because 100 other dudes have done so already and you don't want to be lumped in with the other rejects calling her pretty. Since even the most mediocre of girls on OKC will have been inundated with cheesy pickup lines, and even occasional sex offers/cock pics, any talk of sex will lump you into their category and you'll get shut down.

You have to be nice online, unfortunately. It's best to be subtle and give them a little shit for something on their profile, show that you have some semblance of a sense of humor and wit [the previous posted comment about "great job beating cancer btw" was top notch]. Game has to wait for real life.
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(09-28-2011 12:49 PM)haywire Wrote:  You just need to perfect a 'system' after which online dating can become a steady supplier of fresh pussy. By 'system' what I mean is: a good set of photos, interesting profile and a few standard opening messages. Once you have all that down, its pretty much about copy-pasting and enjoying the fruits!

I've got the good photos I think, my profile photo is pretty unusual, the other photos comprise of me in various exotic locations around the world, with groups of people having fun and of course me with good looking girls too.

I've tried to make my profile interesting by mentioning my travels, crazy things I've done, make my self seem care free and capricious but I think it probably comes across as too formal and lacks in wit or humour, I'm not good at conveying either of over the web in written form.

If anyone has any tips on how to speak about all the interesting / crazy things you've done or are doing, without actually just coming out and saying "I travelled around South America for 6 months" for example then I'd be willing to hear.

I put a little bit that says "Interesting / unusual facts about me" and then listed a few strange or cool things like crocodile wrestling, making a living from gambling , being on TV. Now I think about it all seems a bit like I'm trying too hard to impress.
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Holy fuck! Guey's advice on making a silly and preverted ass profile was spot on!

Meeting up with one a week thus far just about. Two of them were horny and stuff when we made out BUT they felt ASD when i mentioned going to their place, as i didn't have my own. I should probably follow the rules of regular game and increase sexual tension even when they're they're feeling that way. Guess i thought the rules would be a little different but now i know its similar.

The second one was a Uzbek girl whom def wanted to fuck BUT would not go sit with me in my car. Least i got her to stroke my dick...even dry humping on me lol.. Next time i gotta get them even hornier to where logic is thrown out the window. Thank god i'm gonna get my own place in about 3-4 months.

Meeting up with two black chicks tomorrow and thursday respectively.

I've found a good messaging strategy is to look for the "Most private thing i'm willing to admit" section, and then try to play it off into something ridiculous.

Girls who're into fitness seem to be easy to message since they take great pride in what they do.

I think the best profiles to message are the ones you can get something from and play off it from. Also seems like its money to point something that stands out in her profile and exagerate it. The girls with barely anything prolly just want attention.

Lookswise, the girls have been high 6's, but they seem to be getting a better in the looks department as time goes on.
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(09-29-2011 12:41 PM)KingofScotland Wrote:  I've got the good photos I think, my profile photo is pretty unusual, the other photos comprise of me in various exotic locations around the world, with groups of people having fun and of course me with good looking girls too.

I've tried to make my profile interesting by mentioning my travels, crazy things I've done, make my self seem care free and capricious but I think it probably comes across as too formal and lacks in wit or humour, I'm not good at conveying either of over the web in written form.

If anyone has any tips on how to speak about all the interesting / crazy things you've done or are doing, without actually just coming out and saying "I travelled around South America for 6 months" for example then I'd be willing to hear.

I put a little bit that says "Interesting / unusual facts about me" and then listed a few strange or cool things like crocodile wrestling, making a living from gambling , being on TV. Now I think about it all seems a bit like I'm trying too hard to impress.
What about exaggerating the cool things to where she knows your bullshitting lol. And for the traveling, why not make it perverted, like you go to all the Latin American countries for the sex festivals and stuff lol.

It seems like the more you disqualify yourself...they seem to take more notice. Reason being is when my profile was when i tried to sound amazing, playful and serious, i didn't get shit. lol.
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