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I hesitated a bit since I've had a couple drinks, which impaired my logic faculty, but I did get it right.





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Doesn't matter if they're his or not, he's still going to wind up paying for them.
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(03-13-2015 08:02 PM)philosophical_recovery Wrote:  [Image: fPkWsBe1wWPtu.gif]

^^ If you watched that movie in reverse, that would be more apt to this guy.

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Boy, who would've seen that one coming....

On the one hand, I can only imagine how hard it would be to abandon kids that you loved and you thought were yours. On the other, his kids came out black and he didn't leave her there in the hospital and toss her shit on the curb?


On another note, why are all the girls that go on Maury and Jerry Springer all fat and/or trailer trash. Damn, I've seen some hot ass girls in those double wides, get them on ASAP!

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My only reaction is, "Gwenhwyfar PLEASE!"
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Those children are not babies, they're toddlers and he stayed around. A classic case of a man who can't do better and he knows it.
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This video should be titled "Woman reacts to discovering science."

Despite his very beta demeanor, posture and life choices, James pulls off a rather alpha smirk at 1:04. Now if he could only perfect that smug smirk, loose 100 LB of fat, gain 30 LB of muscle and shove off the dead weight in his life (the cow sitting to his left), he'd be killing it.

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Thanks Roosh, needed a break from work, this was too funny.

At 3:08 or so she is hysterical because she says he doesn't want to care for her and some audience members laugh. Of course, he doesn't want to care for you, you lying sack of fat shit.

Why did he wait for 4 years to test?

Why does he go back there to comfort her? Fuck it, whatever you knew but was afraid to admit to was confirmed. Don't go comforting her.

Why does Maury tell him the kids are his - as in "though you are not the biological father, you are expected to support them forever." WTF?

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"He cares for the kids but he doesn't care for me." Well no shit, bitch. Now this guy could make a clean break and move on with his life. But hahahaha who are we kidding you know that sucker is gonna stay(for the kids).
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(03-13-2015 07:49 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

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He's not even angry at the fact that he's been cuckolded, and been raising someone else's kids for the last 4 years. And the fact that she lied to him. And that fact that after all that, she threw a fit like HE was the villain. I have a hard time feeling sorry for someone like that.
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Textbook move where the bitch gets knocked up and then goes daddy shopping! It doesnt work out too well when DNA daddy is a different race though. It has worked out well for many when chosing like color. I have heard of bitches getting knocked up by father in laws and making it stick to the son/boyfriend. Funniest story I ever heard was two couples are fucking and there is only one condom. Second couple turns it inside out. Second guy impregnates his girlfriend with his friend's jizz which was still on the condom. Utter genius. Friend gets nailed with child support for his drippy left over jizz.
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Thoght about posting this but was I suspected the whole thing is an act. This show has to be fake right, right? No man can be this dumb. He needs his balls reattached.

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First of all, Herb of the year right there... Half black kids come out and you and your land whale are both gringos but you don't get a paternity test?

Second, in America is there a statute of limitations on me ditching kids that aren't biologically mine?

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(03-14-2015 12:45 AM)Medic42 Wrote:  First of all, Herb of the year right there... Half black kids come out and you and your land whale are both gringos but you don't get a paternity test?

Second, in America is there a statute of limitations on me ditching kids that aren't biologically mine?

If you are married to the broad when she delivers you can be fucked for life and considered the legal father even with DNA evidence that you are not. Its considered irrelevant, needs of the child and all that shit.

Even if you are not married but live with the broad and she puts your name down as the dad on the birth certificate u can be stuck with paying child support.

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(03-14-2015 12:56 AM)azulsombra Wrote:  If you are married to the broad when she delivers you can be fucked for life and considered the legal father even with DNA evidence that you are not. Its consider irrelevant, needs of the child and all that shit.

Even if you are not married but live with the broad and she puts your name down as the dad on the birth certificate u can be stuck with paying child support

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What if I demand a paternity test at birth? Homie don't play paying for bastard kids that aren't mine... How do I protect myself from this besides leaving team raw dog and joining team anal?

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That's why I don't want to have kids with a Western girl. And you know what? They are young kids, NOT babies. This means that he's white and accepted black (or "metis") kids as his own without any question. He's beta as fuck.

Anyway, what's done is done. The next step is ditch that landwhale and kids and get the best lawyer there is.

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(03-14-2015 12:59 AM)Medic42 Wrote:  
(03-14-2015 12:56 AM)azulsombra Wrote:  If you are married to the broad when she delivers you can be fucked for life and considered the legal father even with DNA evidence that you are not. Its consider irrelevant, needs of the child and all that shit.

Even if you are not married but live with the broad and she puts your name down as the dad on the birth certificate u can be stuck with paying child support

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What if I demand a paternity test at birth? Homie don't play paying for bastard kids that aren't mine... How do I protect myself from this besides leaving team raw dog and joining team anal?

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(03-14-2015 01:12 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  Join Team Vasectomy.

That's not a bad idea I'm not entirely sure I want kids and unless I meet a hot 18-24 year old virgin with similar religious views and a strong desire to live as my sex slave/maid (I actually like to cook so I'll handle that) then I don't see marriage in the cards. I definitely don't want bastard kids that aren't mine...

How the fuck is this happening to us as a gender? For fucks sake we are taller/bigger than most of these bitches I'm pretty sure we'd win in a fight... I'm going to go jerk off to the most depraved misogynistic porn I can find and cry myself to sleep.

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I call BS on the claims that even if the child isn't yours and you prove it, you still have to pay. As I understand it, you simply don't get back any money that you did pay before you discovered it.
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I think that this episode must be a set up because there is no one on this planet that can be that dumb...or can there?

I think James needs to talk to MikeCF about a scrip for some testosterone and man up. It's one thing to wife up a water cow but a disloyal one is the absolute pits. Some dude shot up her kitchen and left two smoking in the oven and James has to herb them?

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